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Ifygurl:Lol!!! This one is preposterously funny. |
For me it's gotta be Papa Pete, anyday!!! This man can fit into any role, be it Igwe, Richman, Poor man, name it. Olu Jacobs is not upto Pete's standards |
Cipriani:Why do you ask, are you jealous? |
I'm yet to meet that guy who'll make my world more interesting. Do they really exist? |
@ poster: They feel that way because they know what they are about to do is not proper. We are Africans for heaven's sake so such reactions are a by-order. If you have a premonition towards your upcoming union then that means you need to sit and re-evaluate your decisions. I don't know if the feelings they have for each other are genuine and I do not intend to ask but personally, I feel extremely offended when an older man makes passes at me. I can't imagine myself in that babe's shoes coz I'm sure they'll be too tight to fit |
I also look at a handsome/well dressed guy to acknowledge his efforts therefore I have no probs with him admiring God's creation but what I will not stand is him staring to a point of forgetting the fact that I'm around. It's embarassing. I'm not the kind of causing scandals but I would definitely feel less beautiful, which is not supposed to be the case. |
Well, I hate the fact that I'm too obsessed with my sleep that I had it ruff in High School. There came a time when I would wake up at 8 o'clock when everybody is going to class from the assembly hall. And to make matters worse, I was a dormitory captain so I would be summoned by the Dep. Principal on a daily basis, to be advised on how to ''Lead by example'' She never gave up on me, this woman. This is a habit in me, to date |
I have always wanted to be Omotola Jalade Ekeinde but for the past few months I want to be Celine Dion |
If he's positive and I'm not, believe me I'm out of the relationship. And vice versa. I'm not being mean, I'm just speaking my mind |
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Aren't you guys being too hard on the confused kid? ![]() @poster: I honestly sympathize with you for the situation you found yourself in. I am not God so I will not judge you over your mistakes coz I know not what tomorrow has in store for me. For your sake, I hope the girl did not get pregnant or "copied and pasted any file" from you. . . You what that means |
jeffman: ![]() chika98: ![]() |
Leave arshy alone, he simply made an observation. Thats all. I will tell you why, arshi; it's because those okada men probably wanta to feel them touchez of the goodies. It could also be because busty mommas are heavy so they make the pace slower, don't you think so? |
One of the eight wonders of the world Nineth wonder is here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ![]() |
@ PedroDeSil: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. . . Who, me? Mammy what? There is no such thing as Mammy water where I come from. I've only seen it in Naija movies; like Monalisa Chinda's "SHE DEVIL" and the rest. Otherwise my papa would never allow us to talk of such, let alone believing in it. That's why I said unless I come face to face with that Mammy water, I would never believe it exists. [b][/b]And thats one reason I want to visit Naijaooo!!! To see mammy water, Idibias and ten legged chamelions. . . |
D.baby:Yeah baibe, you just hit the nail on the head!!! Gone are the days when gals would lock themselves in their rooms and go on hunger strike, just because of a no-good jerk |
Thats cool. . . Atleast I think that would be the best medicine to use on men who cannot settle down with one woman, to trick them into believing that you are indeed a mammy water (although I don't believe in that crap. Atleast not until it happens to me!!!) |
Oh my Gawdddddd! This thread has been going on for more than two years? ![]() |
MrCrackles:Lol ![]() Man!!! You surely have a funny way of making people feel stupid I would like to know where you were brought up. . . |
My final year in high school was the craziest and most fun of all. The whole school hated the principal because we felt that she was being overly strict on us. Even laughter had to be measured in bits, like panadol. We(seniors) set the whole school against her and went on strike. . . We went to report all our agitations to the area educational administrator who listened to us. God, you guys should have seen her begging us to tell her where she went wrong. We just told her, "pack and go!!!" She was later transferred to a small school in a remote area and demoted to an ordinary teacher. But before then, we (active participants of about fourty students) were suspended from school and had to stand before School Board members and disciplinary panels to clear out names. It was fun, anyway |
If there was one teacher my class feared, it was the chemistry teacher. OMG we hated her. One early morning she came to our class for lesson (she had a habit of coming for lesson whenever she notices that there's no teacher in our class; even during 4am morning prep). So on this particular morning we got mad at her and wanted to show her that we were a class of hardknocks. . . She came in and started by asking us the chemical formular for trona/soda ash or something. I did not know it and I didn't care. Even the bookworms remained quiet. So on and on she went about us poisoning one another's minds and hating mathematical subjects intentionally. When nobody made an effort to answer the question, she made us run three laps in the field at 5.30am and later on made an announcement at the assembly ground, warning the junior classes not to associate with our class because we were 'danderheads'. But people loved our class anyway, because we were fun to be with |
I was so good at imitating my teachers. Unfortunately, the teacher who taught us the subject I hated so much (chemistry) was the principal. She knew that we called her RedBird(From the book Aminata) but she had never caught anyone addressing her as such. So one day I missed chemistry class as usual and went to sleep in the dispensary. After 40mins when I was sure that she was done with the lesson I went back to class, opened the door with full force and loudly said: "The Red bird is gone at last!!!" But there she was, looking at me sternly. I had a huge portion of land to slash the overgrown grass to ground level then I later had to dig a pit of 1 1/2 ft. . . I was later told never to miss classes unless I have a sick sheet from the school nurse. I was embarrased |
I am disappointed at what I'm hearing about this woman whom I admired so much after watching END OF THE WICKED in around 2001. I looked at her as a spiritually accomplished woman, considering the fact that all her roles are similar, including HIGHWAY TO THE GRAVE, where her spiritual strength saved her husband's life and marriage. I am not God so I will not judge her but I will only pray for her. . . |
shotster50:I agree with you, bro. Not that the movie industry in my country is any better, maybe this Beautiful African Queen should come out and write another article, elaborating on how far she has gone with her Hollywood ambition. |
I would definitely ask her why she likes being so mean to me. . . Afterwards I will invite her over to Kenya so that she can meet up with my elder bro!!! |