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Buahahahahahaha. . .
This is the funniest thread I've ever stumbled upon on Nland

Handsome men cheating more? Lolest
My boyfriend was a super-ugly idiot and he couldn't let any skirt pass unnoticed

amaikama:
@poster!!! a girl nipples

Lol
This man has made my day.

@ Poster: I like making the man I love happy that I forgive and forget easily when he breaks my heart I doubt if I'll let that happen again though

Bolarge:
Nairaland ain't got enuff bandwith for my list.


But I can bet the whole damn planet ain't got enuff space for their take on us either.

Tank you jor. A real man has just talked, these are what we call great minds

I don't care whether he smokes or not. We all have our inequities so if I love him then his drinking or smoking habits shouldn't be a hinderance. So long as it does not affect his hygiene

Malindi

Malindi

Malindi, one of the country's oldest cities; rich in african heritage and tourist centres

The poster has already been shagged and dumped by the "New Guy"
She probably found out the car was not even his; it belonged to his oga

waterworks:
packing takeaway for later when a guy takes them out on a date. HORIBLE not to mention degrading!

Buahahahahahaha

dani1luv:
klap for your'sef. .

intelligent ; 9ce

yes sir!!!
^{Klapping for herself;} Welldone Teissy, try again another day! Lyk zat?

Pataki:
This has got to be a joke!

I also forgot to say that too. I am the greatest joker, I can hit my husband with a frying pan and tell him it is part of pre-intimacy

dani1luv:
hey tessy. . _{thank gawd i dun see babe wey i go toast}

Tehehehehe, See dis pesin looking for trouble, which toast be that; french toast or Naija toast?
_{I am very very very dangerous o; infact I am as volatile as hydrochloric acid}

'twas kool Dikele, I didn't wanna wake up this morning but my mum dragged me out of the bed

Clemcy, hwat apund to you? Y dull?

Ben20001:
*whistling* to start the great weekend

You, I can't see you at this hangout here. Let's hit chat, I'm bored

D1KeleVra:
You too lie jor! *mcheew*

Tank you, sha.

parki:
if there wasnt i wudnt ask wud i

Ok, continue asking.
But it shouldn't bother you because it is not your teeth that are being used to smile.
D1kele, how are dis morning

Is there any problem??

Kelly Rowland strikes me as the most beautiful. The third lady(I'm not sure of her name) looks like she's above 50yrs
Is she that old?

You know you are my fav. student too, don't you?

tytylayor:
sorry aunty, just wnt to confirm, ok asante

Tyty it's ok. No mind Ben, he's the god father of the klass so he likes bullying small pikins like you in klass. He is always the first position from the rear, lol. I will spank him tommorrow morning

Kian Egan of Westlife

Ben20001:
Tessy dear, how many students do you have from Naija? that was not the deal

tyty, oya go back to work Asante ko ashanti ni

Lol, Benito. I can see what recession has caused o. Ok, make I go home now. It's 7pm
See you in klass tomorrow.(Make sure you dress up properly, that pair of shorts you wore today had patches till it lost the origino colour)
Remember the school uniform is whyt and brown, not an alliance of colours. Gnyt

You, I will break your mouth o. See the way you are mentioning names here. Ok, mention my second and third name too. Na real wa for you o

Kian Egan of WESTLIFE. I wanna comb and smooth that hair of his. . .

But if I were told not to cross the atlantic then I would settle for Nonso Diobi

Mmmmmmmwah. . !

Carolyne Ekanem has develish eyes

Strong, fermented, nonsense. . .

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