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busi-bodi:
you can buy a life size doll and make yourself busy.

LMFAO

@ POSTER:
Busi-bodi has told you to get busi ^{NO PUN INTENDED}

Don't get "banned" for derailing the thread, because if you do ^{I will de-activate my account}

Ben20001:
That was tight, tiessys

Mapenzi hayataki vita (Love doesn't call for war when it turns sour)
Got that one too? Tehehehe

loyeruope:
Where is disney for God's sake? Please come and tell us how it all went. We have waited for three whole years

She's in the village and cannot access the internet from there

lady bam:
ur really learning

Yes na.
Odinma

y me:
yeah i think he was crying

Buahahahahhahaha. . .

kalmebad:
as not sure i was meant to be here

Hey, but enjoyed every bit of the post

Feels good to be in-love, am thinking again

ok, talking about then and not now u know!!!

Always an issue wanting to kwn who calls, txt and toast me at every point , as if am a kid

Fight over wearing skimpy things around neighbour hood, appreciated that on a long run

Many more, dnt feel like going far into memory lane

Having a good smile that eventually Mr Right is coming soon

Hey take it easy, your Mr. "X" is just around the corner I am also single and enjoying every bit of it so be happy now that you are single coz you might miss being single when you are attached

Iyara:
The username means "scrotum" in my language. It represents the fact that I have balls.

Plus I wanted to be naughty.

Lolest

If good looks were riches then you'd be as poor as a churchmouse. . !

PERVERT9:
me na which style we go take do am,shey na missionary or na monkey style abi na spoon.

Lolest

ibrokay:
Not as if am insulting you,madam but Nairaland ios domimated by Married women.Women are idle most times.
Just trying to analyse why it is so.

Fair enuff
Generalizing coated with insensitive terms like "gossiping" can cause adverse effects on some of us, especially if you don't belong to the certain bracket that you have been put into.
Have a gossip-free day now

ibrokay:
Am sure you are a housewife too. Spend 8hrs gossiping on Nairaland instead of sleeping

And you, whose houseboy are you; gossiping in Nland. Furthermore, I don't remember telling you that I was sleepy. Wait, since you said all men are busy making money, follow them and leave the gossiping for the ladies. Or are you a woman too?

ibrokay:
[color=#006600]What about the married women who are more than the married men? Make you tell us about that one too, Steadma

Most married women on Nairaland are housewives,nothing to do at home.Married men are very busy making money

Thank you, for the comprehensive result of your thorough research

We used to argue about the remote every sunday afternoon when I went to his house. He would want to watch football and I would want to watch Africa Magic. Because I am sooo argumentative he would lastly go and watch his football matches at a restaurant and leave me alone in the house to watch Africa Magic
He hated the channel because he thinks the movies teach gurls how to make love portion for their men, Na wa o.
Our incompatibility didn't let us last though Stupid relationship

I love it when a man says "You look beautiful" and means it

francessby:
if the woman feel that she's financial buoyant to take care of herself and her baby why not because men are another wahala

Gbam!

Nollywood movie in the making. So they get married and live happily ever after. . .

Uyi Iredia:
AhAaAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
[center]der u hav it, d polls show it. single females com 2 nairaland in desperate need of companionship[/center]

What about the married women who are more than the married men? Make you tell us about that one too, Steadman

villa5ng:
Hey everybody, Am Anthony from Edo state, just want a date of good reputation, it you are Lo' real Come holla, One!

Lolest

Ben20001:
Pls concentrate on your studies. the "chicken" is gone for gud

I think it was stolen by Ousofia

You need to wake up and move on. She stopped being your chic the moment she decided to get married and you are still refering to her as your chic.
Stop mopping over her

waterworks:
IM LIGHTER THAN YOU THINK

Gbam!
Where the hell did this Onyex or whatever her name is, come from? I can't laugh any more
Seun, please supply us with more emoticons to express ourselves better