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Make him feel jelous? No, that's not my style. I'm the silent type, if I am hurting inside I just settle things amicably. No fytes

After laying some ground rules like, "No stalking me", why not Otherwise only two of my closest friends are on Nairaland

Eiyah. . . Ben, how far na
I missed you big tym o

I would have to apply for a job at World Red Cross and learn how to just give, give and give before I offer all those goods and services for free. It takes two to tango

None of the above!!!

Allow me to preach water and take wine

FL Gators!:
Should it be fascinating just cuz she's physically challenged?
That's why it's news?

I take that as disrespect.
Now that's just cruel

Now, tell me something lady; did u just change your username? You sound like someone else who has suddenly gone AWOL. . .
Trust me I intend to find out

@ Post;
"Physically challenged" or not; there's nothing extra-ordinary that. The two have just found their other missing jigsaw puzzle and pieced it together, that's all.
Hakuna matata

Tell your sister to wake up and smell the coffee, the man is taken; not in the "Single and seriously searching queue"
_{Lemme find a more mature thread. . .}

Yes, I would marry him

I hope such people exist in movies only because if anyone dares to mess up my love life I will go an extra mile to mess up his whole being

I would never let myself do that. Leave a woman watch my tv with my nepa, eat my food and fill my toilet while I leave the house every morning to go and toil? To feed an extra mouth. . . Buahahahahahahah. . . That won't be me

@ Post:
Commanding wife material. I am also capable of beating my hubby to stupor if he "misbehaves" I am also the best in the kitchen. I cry so easily too. I wouldn't think twice about suing a hubby who "looks" at my kids in a suggesting manner

I will give Jim credit where he deserves
Atleast he is better-looking than my first love Because he was mega fugly

Gingernuts

Some threads leave me speechless
Now, was the poor man supposed to be a boy forever? Or was he to grow in the opposite direction? Ok, for the sake of it, he's now a toddler and soon his mother will be pregnant

_{Oh, not another "Stella dating somebody" thread. . .}
There seems to be an outbreak of Stella Damascus threads lately. It seems that this lady will never have breathing space this year.

Ok, I also saw saw her parading herself around town with a tout Rumor-mongering is juicy, isn't it?

Nonsensical nonsense

Rubbish thread

Some people wil never just stop beefing about everything; Why can't the lady be left alone? If anybody has issues with her then they should lay it in black white; instead of cyber-shouting all over Nland
This anti-stellarism should stop, unless you are the one putting food on her table

davenport:
@ teissys

do u mean big hearts or big holes?,

A MAN IS BORN CRYING, LIVES COMPLAINING AND DIES SUFFERING, Dats typical here in Naija. Though i think its getting better.

Lol,
The gurus are showing up. . .

No big deal.
Are they made of stone? Is it mercury that runs in their veins? They are human beings for pete's sake, not angels.
I wonder why we only like seeing the negative perspective of matters. . . Nurses have big hearts and that is all that matters; the rest is not for anybody to meddle in

dominique:
sliced okra now i've seen it all.

That's what makes it razzzzzzzzz

tpiah:
you're welcome.

I sometimes get lost myself, hence the search.

I dont know why anyone would add that long list to a sinlge pot of stew?

making love potion. . .

I used to eat kaimati(pofpof) and beans and cabbage mixture at school. When I remember how overcooked the cabbages were and how raw the beans were. . .^puking

;d ;d ;d

seebaba:
teissys,ebe like say job no dey 4 kenya my dear kenya babe.

No job o. I am a full ghetto chic who hangs out in jobless corners, chewing khat and sniffing glue with fellow ghetto people. You wanna give me a job?
Plus, am dating a super ugly bush guy because cute guys intimidate me. I prefer having the upper hand

Brigyomege:
Abeg joo , with this your recipe are we save ? make purge no kill people

No, you are not safe save; I wanna kill all the daft people with the recipe

George_D:
purge? I think mere looking at it, the aroma will be enough to fill your stomach.
i want that stuff and i'm still waiting for teissys to send it to me-by any means

Not to worry hun, you got it

Brigyomege:
A good cook dose not cook with too much ingredients. is better you add few so that when your purging you can easily identify the problem. More so with all the mentioned ingredients for a small port of soup ,your husband will quickly send you parking. again with all this mentioned ingredients, any body can do better than what you have just shown so you have 30/100 .

Wrong. . .
That was simply posted to assist those of us who don't know what egusi and afang is. It's not a recipe my dear so tpiah will stay in her hubby's house for as long as she wants because she's superb in the kitchen
Thanx tpiah; that really helped me yesternyt. Bless yah

Lol Amaka,
_{Atleast got some attention}

You can do that if you are an idler.
That kind of revenge is sooooooo 19th century