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accelion:
Okay, can I add mine?

1). A slim girl would rather stay home and watch a football match(boring) on a hot afternoon than follow you to the pool to swim. They believe they got nothing to do with swimsuits because of their body. But in the real sense, do they? especially when coming out of the water.

2). Once it rains and they are beaten by it, na wahala o. All the asiri go just open...lol. That's when they start covering their chest with their bag.

3). You just have to pity a slim girl because you feel any moment from now, she can collapse. They get this ehya lepa, sorry and all them pitiful remarks.

Okay, my points were just to compliment what NSG wrote. They might not all be true though but..but..but, am I sure they are not true?

I prefer them to fat girls anytime though.

Not all tho...

namuguibe:
wow, u r da bomb

Thanks

pucelle:
Who flogs a 1year old?
is that even proper?

please learn how to correct kiddies before you go about running a creche,this kids are not even aware of the evil in whatever they did,they are still "innocent".


its better you explain whatever happened to their parents,and watch the kids closely when ever they are on your care,gentle cautioning is the bed you can do with them at this stage,its not too late to correct them.

Thanks will do just that

Slim girls still rock
God forbids i get fat

STFUareyouG0d:
God bless the day, marriage and home




I be there with you guys soon

Everyday ni soon ni?
Jack when abi Kilode gan sef

khalhokage:
See as you jus dey flog people children, PM me we need to talk.

You wan give me contract

Fourwinds:
u are cool on dat DP

Thanks

Harjet:
It's really important to know ur genotype.. Just go to a hospital and get it done am sure it wouldn't drain ur pocket.. And also test for ur blood group and rhesus factor too

Thanks i appreciate

greatness22:
Why you dey wicked like dis nah? i be ijaw boy too oh

I go pity you because you be my brother

081866471** i don try for you or you go pay me?

greatness22:
Just PM Me the babe number

No problem expect my pm

So you like osho free

greatness22:
Lol, Ahmed, just pray so that i will not see your babe, if not.......





Now, the question is, "who fight don epp"





**I cover my diick with the blood**

I know his babe

2BB4CB3E:
Of cos it will be useless to you! Its not like am writing about asspad which you need badly

You intake of weed is too much

Slim girls rock

Thick girls with strong yansh

What's this?

Proudly......

Pwayne2016:
Blood sucking illiterate Buratanshi tribe

God come and consume diz people by Fire

Why are some people daft?

kevinberry:
men are cursed including your dad and brothers

That your business

RIP to him

Remilekun...who are we to question God?

RIP to him
Death respecter of no man
We buried my brother yesterday and i haven't stop crying only to hear another bad news.
Why are the young ones dying?
Why?what our offence?

fratermathy:
On Friday 29th April, 2016, a great intellectual, literati, philosopher and friend departed this world of strife. I got wind of the news the following day and it was difficult to react to it. I became short of words because this someone so full of life and bubbling with ideas. I have known him all through my years as an undergraduate student and even now, he is one of the few people I can truly call my friend. I remember how we wanted to publish a philosophical book entitled "What Happened to Man?" but for certain circumstances. I remember that we did publish a poem together "How does it feel to be a Problem?" which was published by Saraba Literary Magazine in the Solitude Edition 2013/2014. I remember when we talked about postgraduate studies and its prospects. I remember that he called Sandra James an Athenian beau. I remember that he was a bossom friend, and even beyond so, to the Iwezus; Joy and Ewere. I remember he spoke well about "Blacky" Daniel Nnamani and actually did introduce me to him. I remember our chats; some of which I still have "screen-grabbed". I remember the day you graced Lillysparrow's day with Blacky. I remember our Masonic alignments and ideals. The Hobbessian state of nature. I remember... EVERYTHING!
I have not made many friends in the life but you, Freeman David II, are my friend and I'll carry your memory with me, always and forever. You are not dead! I refute this Neitzschean state of affair!
You had always been an Existentialist! A Sartrean and a believer of Kierkegaard and Hiedegger! You believed in the power of human FREEWILL in the face of nothingness, absurdity and futility. Why did you compare yourself with Sisyphus? Why did you become Tantalus? You put questions at the lips of everyone! You made me reevaluate reality all day. It was you Freeman, it was you...
Alas! The traveller has returned
Like an Avatar couched with dust:
This is the final initiation.
Memento, Memento Mori:
From dust we come,
To dust we return.
"Then out spake brave Horatius,
The Captain of the Gate:
'To every man upon this earth
Death cometh soon or late.
And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds,
For the ashes of his fathers,
And the temples of his Gods.'"

Farewell my bro. We shall meet at the Cosmic gate!

Take heart dear....we will all die someday.
May his soul rest in peace

BlissB:
Yes he is.... We r planning to hold a meeting so as to know how we r going to pay our last respect as his friends

sorry for your loss dear... why not hold a candle light or vigil session in his memory,lost my friend too his candlelight was yesterday.

RIP to him

I'm sure the useless man lied to lagos wife that he isn't married and the daft lagos wife would have investigate very well before entering the marriage...

Some men are cursed sha and most of them need to be castrated

Caseless:
I need you to support ivyy, please.



vote ivyy for miss nairaland!

I have a contestant already but she got my support and vote for now

Trendmimzy

Lolz

Caseless:
@telemapreye

Hello

Lasveg:
Mimzy u better call dis ur supporter to order cos she's really giving u a bad name. Nobody will want to vote 4 someone whose supporters denigrates other contestants.

she isn't mimzy supporter.. get your fact right.

coolhamid:
what does my thread has to say about me ? Mumu pikin

May things Inugo?

finalboss1:
do you like me ?

Yea

donbenedict:
Telemapreye1





Is kissing a sin?

No its not a sin

coolhamid:
Your IQ can be equated to that of a monkey, so because I called him a kid means am hating on him ? Stop reasoning with your butt.

I went through your thread and discovered who you are so i don't really need to trade words with people like you
Anumpama

coolhamid:
see this ugly thing quoting me.
Anyways this Nairaland, you are free to do anyhow.

Thank you Rejoice with those rejoicing and watch how God will make others rejoice with you.