₦airaland Forum

geogeous: i dated my first boyfriend for more than 3 years and ever since, i've never met a guy without a coma. The guy i wanted to give a chance turned out to be the rude type! Are my asking for too much or it's just me? Been single for a long time now , i think i must have developed dating phobia

Sweerie, go for deliverance ... Something is definitely wrong with you

U fly at night aby?? ..sometimes u eat too shey??

slimyem: not 31...i'm actually 39!
Fool!

Just forget about me ...ur brreasst self go don fall finish

slimyem: i aint popping no shid...at least not in this life!

Thats why ur still single at 31

chiomsy: @ tellwisdom α̲̅πϑ saylash or woteva U̶̲̥̅̊ call ursef, tanx. Learn ‎​​Hõώ to †ªℓƘ. U̶̲̥̅̊ dnt jst open U̶̲̅я mouth α̲̅πϑ †ªℓƘ anyhow. U̶̲̥̅̊ better kip calm than saying wot U̶̲̥̅̊ dnt knw. Dis 'ΐƨ ǎ̜̣̍ social network and not wher U̶̲̥̅̊ come to display U̶̲̅я bad character or use abusive words. Grow up pls!

Shattapppppppp ur dirty mouth there .......better no kill urself cos of 1500naira

Caracta: Share your first driving lessons here.
Mine was a disaster! I was screaming as i held the steering, scattered my legs everywhere. I closed my eyes at a point and the next thing i heard was a loud noise! I hit a pole. I got arrested that day though. It wasn't funny, so pls don't laugh. Lol.
Share yours. Let's laugh and learn.

Ok we don hear sey u don dey drive ...ok which car??

NovusHomo: Crazy guy with marijuana-scarred brain. Little wonder he married 27 wives and died of AIDS. God knows how many women he must have infected. His music is terrible. He had such good lyrics and could have been a great poet, but he never stayed sober for more than 5 minutes if at all. He could only be a hero to his crowd of area boys and such whose only education is the stupid nonsense he told them in his 'Shrine College of Hempology and Prostitution'.

And your papa wey go school,free from AIDS as implied, doesnt smoke.. wetin he don do for dis country?? ....#MUGU

Crown Prince: Do you have a blackberry so that i can volunteer her pin?
She dont usually connect unknown numbers.

msg is so i connect her...I wld definately make that guy her EX..Trust me

Josydaky: 4 girls were arguing, 3 of them insist that lagos and other state girls date married men, the other girl insist that it is scare in lagos but rampant in other state. I could not stop wondering at the arguement.

KINGwax: guy, wetin u wan make we tell wisdom now when all u dey spew since na foolishness?

Shattapp, Mugu