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Romance › Re: Why So Many People Calling People Ulgly On NL But Scared To Show Their Pics by tellwisdom: 1:39pm On May 10, 2012
Guy, U be mumu, dats all i can say with your foolish analysis undecided undecided.
Phones › Re: Is Your MTN Blackberry Service Working? by tellwisdom: 12:37pm On May 10, 2012
BB?? Wats that? sad
Romance › Re: Does A Woman Has D Power To Curse A Guy Becuase He Broke Up With Her? by tellwisdom: 12:10pm On May 10, 2012
shocked shocked shocked He didnt yansh her?? shocked~~~~~~ Fuckkk up embarassed embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Want My Idowu by tellwisdom: 12:02pm On May 10, 2012
Dryt, i like ur yansh. s it artificial or u wearing napkin?? huh
Romance › Re: Why So Many People Calling People Ulgly On NL But Scared To Show Their Pics by tellwisdom:
masterpiecer: stop being an a.s.s
u r way over grown 4 disundecided
jst d kinda peeps dis post is al abt s.tupid a.s.s mudaf.uckaangry angry
Mumu, u aint even got style. who wears swimming pool glasses this modern day?.With ur bleached face like the one of michael jackson undecided undecided
Romance › Re: What Does This Man Want!! by tellwisdom: 11:11am On May 10, 2012
If you are male dating Nigerian female-----Risk

If you are female dating Nigerian Male ----> Safe

Please can i hug ur breasttt for thank u? wink wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Want My Idowu by tellwisdom: 11:07am On May 10, 2012
Bro are you aware she smokes egbo?? sad sad
Romance › Re: Why Are The Girls On Nairaland So Ugly? by tellwisdom: 10:18am On May 10, 2012
Idowu-Obo, freetoto and co. These people only show their pan cake faces, but have mosquito legs undecided undecided
Romance › Re: Why So Many People Calling People Ulgly On NL But Scared To Show Their Pics by tellwisdom: 10:00am On May 10, 2012
Latrine666, sweerie if u dont yansh me, nothing for you undecided undecided
Romance › Re: Is This The Real Reason For A Break Up by tellwisdom: 1:34pm On May 09, 2012
cindyrella: Op I think seun has said it all..
My dear, if you think this guy will notice you, applauding him. Pkele sho gbo embarassed embarassed
Romance › Re: Is This The Real Reason For A Break Up by tellwisdom: 1:30pm On May 09, 2012
Janyash, There are more to what you are telling us. As for me, its janyashtically myopic, seeing from only one sided coin when its made of 2.

Don't even bother telling us more words; Since 2 people are involved and you are speaking for one.

Lest i forget, wen last did u wear G-strings wink wink
Romance › Re: Is This The Real Reason For A Break Up by tellwisdom: 1:16pm On May 09, 2012
[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]Some men are pitiably lopsided and pathetically discombobulated to say the least! Too nice? What a wimp![/color][/quote]
lopsided,pathetically and discombobulated.
Whats all that for? huh
Romance › Re: Who Have U Got A Crush On? (mine Is Really Funny!) by tellwisdom: 11:59am On May 09, 2012
Who are these donkeys having crush and pepsi?? angry# Spits on op's face angry
Romance › Re: Is This The Real Reason For A Break Up by tellwisdom: 11:26am On May 09, 2012
Who knows, this gurl must have ordered for almost everything in the eatery embarassed embarassed. #Naijaaaaaa sad sad
Romance › Re: Bored N Nid Company... by tellwisdom: 2:02pm On May 08, 2012
cunttt sugar, im the only reliable,cute sweet dude here undecided undecided
Family › Re: Your Advice! by tellwisdom: 1:43pm On May 08, 2012
bennyraz: @OP. me if i impregnate any girl now o. I would accept d responsibilities bcuz i had it at d back of my mind before sleeping with u. Do u knw why? I dnt want to kill my child. So that ur bobo na Bleep up no 1. D thing is u have no choice than to abort. I mean spread ur legs open 4 d scissors and whatever but don't take pills or any local drugs for abortion. And don't go to any chemist. If not, ur life is at stake. So i advice u to go to a hospital and go and see a professional matron. She would do the job. Or betterstill, since u are in school, u can lie to your mum that u where raped and u got pregnant. Trust me, most parents wouldn't want a bastard as a child. At Op follow my advice. Either lie to ur parents or go to the hospital. And i'm sure d hospital will ask u to call ur parents. When they ask u at d hospital why u want to Abort tell them that u where raped. Repeat d storyline carefully and incase they ask u how did it happen. Tell them something. And if they ask u why u didn't report the incident to the school and police authorities, tell them u don't want to be stigmatised and u wanted to keep it a secret until when u discovered u didn't see ur period. That's my advice o. Atleast one has to lie to save him or herself from shame. May God forgive me of my transgressions and advice.
[size=15pt]For your mind-----> You don give advise undecided undecided undecided[/size]
Family › Re: Your Advice! by tellwisdom: 1:41pm On May 08, 2012
Sijo01: wizard.
angry angry
Family › Re: Your Advice! by tellwisdom: 1:23pm On May 08, 2012
Please drink one gallon of groundnut oil to flush it out embarassed embarassed. You must pay me for my advise undecided undecided
Romance › Re: I Need A Black Girlfriend by tellwisdom: 1:19pm On May 08, 2012
Bro, have you talked to freetoto?? Dats her job undecided undecided
Romance › Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by tellwisdom: 3:21pm On May 07, 2012
agareze, can i be in d same room wt u??
Romance › Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by tellwisdom: 1:52pm On May 07, 2012
Bro, dont forget to hold her breastttt tight when yanshing her. SQUEEZE AM WEL WEL SO SHE GO CRY undecided undecided
Romance › Re: o by tellwisdom: 1:44pm On May 07, 2012
Bro, if u live withn lagos, i wll instruct someone to gve u my ex infiniti jeep to drive to her house. B'lee me, she go yansh u dat day.

No be naija gurl, low level bitcheess angry angry
Music/Radio › Re: Don Jazzy Forms Mavin Records, Signs Tiwa Savage by tellwisdom: 10:40am On May 07, 2012
[size=15pt]Sorry, are these people undertakers?? undecided undecided[/size]
Romance › Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by tellwisdom: 8:23am On May 07, 2012
Vikin: The day my guy tried it with me while we were walking to the car, The sound was thunderous, i just smiled and kept a straight face smiley smiley smiley

By the time we entered the car, He turned on the hearter, windows closed, as soon as the temperature became normal, i silently released a North Korea nuclear bomb. Also kept a straight face, cool cool cool

No body tell am to park by the side, and run out of the car. I kept my straight face, sad sad sad

Before he entered, he pleaded with me not to do it again!

Now, before he tries it with me, he has to be sure he will win the battle..
[size=15pt] shocked shocked Are you this useless?? undecided undecided[/size]
Romance › Re: Ladies Which One Will You Pick, Be Truthful Pls! by tellwisdom:
mykejones: Oga wat is it? Evry post is now bullshit? Exactly what is wrong wit this thread? Did he insult u or any member with it? Is there not such words as "freedom of speech or expression"? The first person that commented,isn't the topic resonable enough for her?
The op even asked the ladies opinion,oga killz,wch one be ur own?
Agreed. It was bullshit..why did u have2comment? Couldn't u jus pass?
Can u now help us with posts that are not "bullshit"?
Be objective in replyin al these questions. U don't have2 anyway,i knw exactly wat wl come out of ur mouth.
I just passed an observation2u withou insults,do u tink u can handle that in ur reply?
Leave d idiottt angry angry
Romance › Re: Ladies Which One Will You Pick, Be Truthful Pls! by tellwisdom: 5:06pm On May 06, 2012
Blackteeth: At least Nigerian men dont wear mask (make-up), and we are always outside recieving the sun and dust on our faces in search of the money to give you.
Nigerian ladies stay indoors with their mask always on 24/7 and the beauty part still has to be crossed out.
True yerns. Just imagne what ileke-idiamin will look like embarassed embarassed
Romance › Re: I Need You Advice Please!!! by tellwisdom: 4:44pm On May 06, 2012
ijebabe: And mofos like you deserve to be publicly whipped after being raped by a dozen army men! The grace you receive will be the noose around ur neck, fool! Stay away from me you loser I don't have ur time and dont bother writing back cos i won't see it.

cheesy cheesy Small pikin wey just dey learn work
Romance › Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by tellwisdom: 4:38pm On May 06, 2012
Floxyluv: You kno see your life? See as you dey expose yourself, you no even fit hide yourself small, i pity you.
undecided undecided Incase u re free, let me knw so i can come smooch ur boobsss wink wink

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