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 Jokes Etc › Igbo Man And The Lawyer by tellwisdom(op): 11:16pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
A lawyer and igbo man were sitting next to each other on a long distance flight. The lawyer was thinking Nigerians are so dumb that he can fool them easily, So lawyer asked if the igbo man would like to play a fun game. The igbo man was tired and just wanted to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyers persist and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if i don't know the answer, i will pay you $500, This catches the igbo man's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. The lawyer askes the first question; 'what is the difference from the Earth and Moon?' The igbo man doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a $5 note, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, its the igbo man's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with 3legs and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all the references he knows. He uses the air-phone; he searches the net and even the Library of Congress. He sends emails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching, he finally gave up. He wakes up the igbo man and hands him $500. The igbo man pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He woke the igbo man up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with 3legs and comes down with four?' The igbo man reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 sayin "i dont know o" and goes back to sleep. See Igbo Man Sense. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Want A Working Class Lady For A Serriouse Date Tribe Does Not Matter by tellwisdom: 10:32pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
Small pikin craving fr cheap attention  |
| Romance › Re: Would You Leave Someone Standing At The Alter? by tellwisdom: 10:28pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
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| Romance › Re: Cool Date Ideas (in Lagos) That Are Not Too Expensive by tellwisdom: 10:22pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
so what do you suggest?Let him make more money and come back to me for a place |
| Forum Games › Re: Describing Members Of The Romance Section, In The Romance Section. by tellwisdom: 9:39pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
I fell asleep last night.so you are karid?hmmm well you are not my friend but in the spirit of our kariability make I water you.May edumare come down with skirt and blouse and romance u. D gods are truly wise  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Want A Working Class Lady For A Serriouse Date Tribe Does Not Matter by tellwisdom: 9:22pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
Shakes my head for the guy  |
| Romance › Re: Cool Date Ideas (in Lagos) That Are Not Too Expensive by tellwisdom: 9:20pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
Beach smells jor  |
| Romance › Re: Would You Leave Someone Standing At The Alter? by tellwisdom: 9:09pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
U people are jst a disgrace to the fellow gurls . #Has it called for an abuse??  If i start now, tomorw una go open thread about me, being one follishh dude, dis and dat, bla bla bla . Mshewww in swahili |
| Fashion › Re: Nigerian Guys Have Swag! by tellwisdom: 9:03pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
Dude stop putting up people's picture mehnn!! , Dis re one of the reasons i had to secure my pictures |
| Romance › Re: Would You Leave Someone Standing At The Alter? by tellwisdom: 8:54pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
Mshew chima, can i kiss your boobss today?? |
| Romance › Re: Would You Leave Someone Standing At The Alter? by tellwisdom: 8:39pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
Hottea-chima, if u pull up your gown, what will i see? |
| Crime › Re: Father Make Love With 1yr& 6months Old Daughter. by tellwisdom: 8:36pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
My brother, this is not in anyway romantic to me abeg # Call your friends and tell them  |
| Romance › Re: Would You Leave Someone Standing At The Alter? by tellwisdom: 8:30pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
Did I say I wasn't married FOOL?And why the foul language to me?? |
| Romance › Re: Would You Leave Someone Standing At The Alter? by tellwisdom: 8:22pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
If it is Mr. Cork, I would.I tot u re married to chima?? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Want A Working Class Lady For A Serriouse Date Tribe Does Not Matter by tellwisdom: 8:13pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
| Dude, any reason why you posted this pics?? |
| Romance › Re: Christmas Promo For Single Guy In Relationship Or Not.financial Freedom by tellwisdom: 8:08pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
Broke mentalityLike you have money to spend |
| Romance › Re: Say Sumthin Nice About Our Great Nigerian Sisters! by tellwisdom: 7:20pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
Sorry u girls are kinda aiight but just not my choice no hard feelings.Oh my  |
| Romance › Re: Say Sumthin Nice About Our Great Nigerian Sisters! by tellwisdom: 7:06pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
if you must know he wasn't banned,paining you that you can never be anything near his uniqueness? Well he's the real deal,the best I've seen on this forum,if it pains you to the extent that your endurance for pain can't take it no more just do well to use the location on sexkillz's profile and btw,head first.(Like my pal sexkillz would say)WTF is wrong with u madam?? Are you comparing me with an animal?? be careful gurl |
| Romance › Re: Dear Mr Right! by tellwisdom: 3:50pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
Madam, do u have a KORODOM YANSH like Mshew chima?? |
| Romance › Re: What Is Really Going On With Our Gurls? by tellwisdom(op): 3:19pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
Chei! this tellwise guy wan kill me with luaghta!Thank you my broda  .He couldnt handle my personality, thats why he chose to refer to my parents, thinking i will get hurt by that. #Im grown |
| Romance › Re: Say Sumthin Nice About Our Great Nigerian Sisters! by tellwisdom: 3:02pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
*sobbing* OH sexkillz I LOVE YOU,nj girl thank your stars you are my home gal,if not you will be in for some serious boyfriend snatching.Shakes my head in disgust |
| Romance › Re: Say Sumthin Nice About Our Great Nigerian Sisters! by tellwisdom: 3:01pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
U see reasons this uselessss kid keeps getting banned day after day.who cares if ur a story writer?? #iiidiot |
| Romance › Re: What Makes Man Respect Ladies Most! by tellwisdom: 7:14am On Dec 08, 2011 |
If she got big YANSH |
| Nairaland General › Re: Lefulefu, C0rk And Co Limited I Hope This Puts An End To Your Stup1dity by tellwisdom: 12:27am On Dec 08, 2011 |
slimyansh, come and have the pant before i throw it in the bin |
| Romance › Re: What Is Really Going On With Our Gurls? by tellwisdom(op): 12:25am On Dec 08, 2011 |
Dude your a disgrace to your fellow animals. I wonder why u keep mentioning MODS all d time .Na MODS help u start abuse?? aby na mods dey help u write your OGBOM GBO dirty grammer, trying to impress bitchesss here?? #bornfool . your sttoopid self started what u cldnt finish, and nw u re here calling on MODS. #Animal |
| Nairaland General › Re: Lefulefu, C0rk And Co Limited I Hope This Puts An End To Your Stup1dity by tellwisdom: 12:21am On Dec 08, 2011 |
slimyansh, i bought one G-STRING for my gurlfriend and was too tight fr her. Please come and have it, if it will size ur tiny yansh Please come at night to avoid me seeing ur tiny legs too |
| Romance › Re: What Is Really Going On With Our Gurls? by tellwisdom(op): 12:18am On Dec 08, 2011 |
You have changed your mind about using my nyansh for pillow? Oh well. Have a sweet nightmare!I was thinking of peeling off the flesh to remove all the poo inside and then insert foam inside before using it |
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