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sharrap there u albino virgin  .wetin u know about women? .

Albino virgin 

i tot u were a man lover wit mr cork

C'mon babe, dont merge me with POOR men , come for me and you shall be glad you did

When u ask a typical naija babe how she go want make the man wey she wan marry look like then she go tell u say when she go get married the type of man wey she go dey married to must be handsome like Brad Pitt or Orlando Bloom and he must be rich.At 23 yrs the naija babe go dey wait for her handsome knight with shining armour. omo,at 28 she go still dey wait ,at 30 gbam! she still dey there dey wait for her dream knight wey be like brad pitt with no evidence of such a bob showing up and asking her for her hand in marriage.At 30 yrs old reality go hit the naija babe like thunderbolt for head and na dat time she go dey look for mister avaliable for husband.At 30 yrs old or more the naija babe go dey so despirate that she go even visit one of these new generation churches give money to pastor make im pray just for any availiable husband wey go date am.Remember say wen this same babe dey younger and guys dem ask for her hand marriage she dey form because na very goodlooking and rich man she be want but now dat express don pass am she no go mind which type of man the pastor go find for am.Omo pastor go form say im dey prayer den im go arrange with any guy for im church wey go pose as the husband to the woman and together bobo and Pastor go blow all the woman money in the name of husband business.Hmm na so many of these pastors dey hammer money from many of these despirate old women wey dey look for husband.I know this madam wey in her despiration for husband na shoemaker she come marry because the pastor tell say for vision say na the shoemaker be the choosen husband for am.Abeg naija women make una try get sense small and understand say e no easy to get a man wey go look like Brad Pitt or Neyo and im go get money the same time.Make u make hay while the sun shine and get a good husband because if u waste time express go pass and u go end up as an old mama wey dey despirate for husband in the process for hunting for any mister available.

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omo there is time for everything.there is time to chop,there is time to mess,there is time to sh1t, there is time to chase babes,there is time to daydream,there is time to yab,there is time to hustle and there is time to vex

Nigeria girls are all fake,after using such disgusting ugly doll looking cream on faces,and unluckily married, by the time their man wake up next day beside them realizing she has married to an ugly lady using on artificial look, he goes for divorce straight

Una no go kee me oo, rolls off my Hse Range

Happy biday,but how una dey take know these people biday sef?cos nobody wish me anything on my own day.

Cos, u no get money for drink, bt only ZOBO and OKIN BISCUIT, so they pretended seeing it! No vex

Steps To Talk To End Relation.

omo look at this 419 pastor

, he go CHOP NA

Tellwisdom,
Swear say u neva buy brown powder for any chikala b4! You stand for gate dey look woman nyansh, come dey lie for us hia. Ashawo. ROFLMDO.

FLOPPED!!

I thank God say no be only mean detect say Tellwisdom Brain is not active again . . .

Tellwisdom . . . leave your home and move to where your mate are ( Yaba Left)

See ur YAM head, with ur 1991 treckers, nacked with BOGUSS trouser

Quintuplicated Absurdity! Absolute Superfluity! Gross, unprepossessing & Gallivanting Ignorance! Rubbishy Shitty thread! SMH!!!. . .   

No be your fault na, your papa don buy you computer with dictionary!! So you are free to copy and paste . MUMU PIKIN

Women should swallow more often.

Mrs chima, touch my oyan yan and feel alright. u need it

I am smoking this nicely seasoned turkey with onions and garlic on the grill. I will keep the bones for you.

That's part of life and just because you have a spouse or a partner doesn't mean they will be invited to the wedding. Invitations are usually base on the size of the wedding and if the wedding is intimate not too many people (married or single) would have an invitation.

I hate when people begin to carve out word to suit themselves. . Why would i be invited and my wife not Na my wife wan destroy the marriage??, aby na she wan chop the whole food and drink finish. Please tell me one genuine reason why she's not needed, knowing fully well, im a married man. My dear, its a choice thingy, i might want to bring her or otherwise. You dont come here to spit IGBOH particles just bcs u cldnt swallow them all, so reduce that IGBOH and drink more water for your health .