fukcwitme :


Uhh, are ya referring to me?

ogugua88:

Yes. You're the fairest winch I know lol.

@sexkillz, you dey package yourself and your photos well abi? We start work on Monday.

CFCfan: ^^^
Like I said earlier, its not running nose, its merely reflection. It was a very hot day at the time.

reflection??...what's that?? Phamarcy??

190:


that carnvas i wore when i got admission into university far back since 2001
I think it reigned during the time of FUBU
how that man manage keep that shoe shinning over a duration of 11yrs is beyond me

kandiikane:

You make me do these things to you. Do you think I like doing them?

Ok, tel me what I needed to do, to yansh ur yansh

190-the-clown:



see the guy shoe sef

Guys still dey wear dat canvass??

kandiikane:

Not tonight, you are on punishment.


I'm having my clients in bed with me tonight.

You are wicked

ItsModella:
who be this one?

ItsModella: lalaosky, hope you have pictures of those muscles? I'm switching to campaigning gear already...

kandiikane: Lol, wait. I do know who that person is.

saintvc: I
am one of the major pioneers of the theory that a girlfriend or wife must sit in the front seat of her boyfriend's car, even if his friends are there.

My brother and his friends always disagree with me that they can't have girl/wife sit at the front while their guys sit at the back.

No she can't sit in The gront seat

kandiikane:

You are on punishment! It's going to be sticks tonight.

What have I done?? ....tell me u saw my picss

kandiikane: Smh, it's joblessness na.

Should I buy condom for tonyt, or flesh wld be ok??

Idowuogbo:
D prostishawo bin counting ur ribs f00l!!!!

What's wrong with a lady counting my abs?? ..why are u nigerians so knucklehead??

kandiikane:

You had a girl count your packs and you had the audacity to tell me? You well?!

No vex ..I didn't yansh duh

kandiikane:

Lmaoo, ok sorry. I'll make it up to you.

I hope your body is like that ooo!

Na when packs begin put money for my pocket?? ...well, a gurl counted my packs few weeks ago and it was 8.. ..

kandiikane:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/909081_image_jpg0d5b1c4c7f720f698946c7f6ab08f687
Na you be this?

Who da fck is dat?? ...I wear designers belts, not rope on my waist ...fck it .

kandiikane:

*face palm*

I am headless.

fukcwitme :
Uhh I dont think that'd be possible. My cherry is still intact.

I already won the contest...so feel free and show pappi some batty