ba7man: @Seun. At least u should be driving Range Rover and granting interviews.

The guy never chop belleful, u say make em buy range..

ibietela2: You are not alone a friend of mine was complaining about this now my mum and bro has the same problem

Your brother and mom have the same problem??...what cld this problem be??

~vicky~:
VOTE FOR LUCENZO AND HAVE A DINNER NIGHT WITH OBAMA'S WIFE ALONE

yes o na for real!

miss 9ja: How can I even use dat pm....I don't understand it

swift25: Three vital questions employers ask.
1. What can you do, in terms of skill set, or what value can u add to my company.
2. What have you done, in terms of level of experience in your field or provide tangible fact of your proven work.
3.what do you want to do in future. In terms of future ambition, vision, goal setting and achievement.
If you can answer these questions adequately. You stand a chance of getting your dream job.

Just one misplaced alphabet in ur CV can 'ruin' U........Example-----> "I was instrumental in ruining the affairs of my last company!

Mrs.Chima:
Ladies....it is never too late to get married. If u r rushing because your family is running out of rice then u r more stu-pidier than I thought. Don't marry to escape poverty....do it for love.

(Dont marry to escape poverty--Running out of rice ) ....Wetin this one dey talk??

mondi_cheeks: Immaturity, lack of a balanced diet and for some too much alcohol

OCTAVO:
Changes exhibited by men is worse jor. They use their position as the head to their advantage.

miss 9ja: Where is ur bedroom located? Does it have an address

Send me a pm so i tell you ...You will enjoy it

2sexy: u b mumu o. U no see d date? O boy I don pass dat level

oh!! u don get sense now abi??...I'm impressed

miss 9ja: Can we.....?

Can we play in my bedroom??

dammytex: To the ladies..


Are you a little bit satisfied with our finalists? We manage try small shebi? (of course with the exception our Igbo-studying brother from Poly Ilaro)

lol...abeg jamisi

seedord247: If to say i dey among the nominees... na me go carry first...

You are right

ijebabe:


This is really serious!

Who call you for the matter?? ...Amebo oshi

slimyem: There's something about Duke-Nija..especially in that first picture..but the second one with the face cap does not do him justice.

Madam, what do u even knw abt beauty pageants?? .....You are talking too seriously, like there's something u re seeing which no one is...Abeg go sit down for one corner jor

big-t:
It was the 4th of September, I woke up on that fateful day and everybody was happy because it was my birthday only to find her message on my phone. I tought i was dreaming cos i was flabbergasted of what i was reading. Instead of it being a happy birthday kind of message, she went straight with no regrets that she is no more interested and we can be friends! I felt like killing myself for a moment and i later called her to sort things out. When i called her, it was just like a confirmation of her sent message. This made me to draw a conclusion to get her off my mind and treat her Bleep up on her birthday also- which is on the 26th of December!
In conclusion, i will like to ask for advice from the ever reasonable Nairalanders, cos i wish to scratch her back as she scratched mine(with no harm)! Thanks y'all in anticipation of your reasonable advices! GIRLS ARE WICKED!!! (sorry to say tho cos i know some aint!!!)