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Please, don't tell me vehicles pass over that thing.

davades:
Go to Twitter, follow and tag @segalink your problem will solved

Thank you.

Please, how long is one supposed to be detained by SARS before going to court?
One man in my area has been detained for almost two weeks less than two days now. What is his offence? He went to work as a vigilante officer and while he was coming back from work he was arrested for carrying two arms, one for him and the other for his colleague. All clarifications have been done by the employers of the man but SARS refused to release him.
They initially asked for 150,000 naira for bail. Yesterday, the wife went there to pay up but to her utmost amazement,they asked for extra 30,000 naira.
Please, is this supposed to be?
What can be done? I'm advising a lawyer should be brought in to this case because I see this as daylight infringement of right and robbery.

Explorers:
The weapon costs £30,000 and weighs 10kg and fires one round at a time due to its single-shot bolt action.

The weapon is said to be accurate up to 3,000m, according to The Mirror, double the effective range of the L115A3, the sniper rifle used by the British Army which is accurate up to 1,500m.

What beauty!

kestolove95:
D way una dey kill lala ancestors so.. Hmmn

I pity this one though, I thought it's harmless.

Ayomideayo:
Iwo se fi igi gbe...owo loye ko fi gbe naa

Ew!
My mind have not grow reach that level.

I jejely was turning on my bed when I heard mom frantically calling for my dad to come see something. I ran out to check it out for myself and lo, it was a snake curled under a plank. Pops wasting no time found another plank and gave the reptile the beating of it's life.
I, lol, after studying these creatures for months so as to rid myself of the phobia I have for them and looking for opportunity to confront one, swooped into action with my camera to identify the badly beaten reptile.
Despite all the beating, the rugged creature still showed signs of life. Pops got no chill in making sure the life was extinguished.
I sincerely pity the snake though and at the same time amazed at the superstitious beliefs people have on them like 'don't let it touch you or it's the same effect as biting you', ' cut the head'. I don't believe these things. Do you?

I jejely was turning on my bed when I heard mom frantically calling for my dad to come see something. I ran out to check it out for myself and lo, it was a snake curled under a plank. Pops wasting no time found another plank and gave the reptile the beating of it's life.
I, lol, after studying these creatures for months so as to rid myself of the phobia I have for them and looking for opportunity to confront one, swooped into action with my camera to identify the badly beaten reptile.
Despite all the beating, the rugged creature still showed signs of life. Pops got no chill in making sure the life was extinguished.
I sincerely pity the snake though and at the same time amazed at the superstitious beliefs people have on them like 'don't let it touch you or the it's the same effect as biting you', ' cut the head'. I don't believe these things. Do you?

Abeg you too think na. Ah ah.
Person dey treat like say you're an animal and you're contemplating if he's serious with a relationship.
How can you even consider if he's serious. Is how you should be treated by a man that you just got to know and visited his house for the first time? Where is your virtue na?
Maybe it's cos of his nice car and ride sha.

Dandas:
Growing up i heard that if you chop off a duck head and cover it mortal, it will turn to snake.....

Chai...our olden days parent and uncles Lies be like erosion wey dey fight volcanos

Imagine growing up, dem tell us say make we no go bend down for market, because some people leg no dey touch ground.... chai

That last one though. My grandma shared some years ago about an experience of seeing hoofs in place of human legs in the market where she had gone to get some things. She had bent down to pick some things she dropped and then turned her face to the side to see the horse hoofs. She got up and saw no horse around.

nazablossom:
That if you stand on a rock/stone,you won't grow tall again.

Answering your name when you thought that someone is calling you is a taboo.

When you are walking and saw a drawn line on your way, don't cross it. Look for another way to pass. Your destiny will be destroyed if you do.

Mrs.koikoi, and her infamous shoe, the pretty teacher that died and her ghost was haunting the community school (I nearly died of fear because of this one )

The India and Nigeria match. 100-1 . I think everyone was served this lie with hot peppersoup and chilled drink

Lol! That last one is so popular. You won't believe some of my colleagues in the Uni till last week believed this. lol
They even believed that was when Okparaji died cos he kicked a ball that turned to stone.

Horlaitan6089:
Where art thy be

I've have been to London to see the Queen. lol

You know where we left off na. I still dey o.

The special one turns the spying one.😂😂😂

csteve:
If you wish to join the Nigerian Navy through the Direct short service commission, here are few things I wish to let you know from my personal experience.

Last year 2017, I applied for Dssc course 25 towards the end of my NYSC and from my state I was among the last 10 that made the final Interview, unfortunately I was not short listed on the final list. *painful shaa* *but I was satisfied I didn't even know I would go far*

The Mindset:
Now you need to believe that you have a chance when applying.

Applying:
To Apply, just get the form filled at www.joinnigeriannavy.com .. No special thing about filling the form, the referee doesn't matter. Anyone without criminal record is OK.
Print Your form, it must not be coloured, don't waste your money.

Filling The Form:
Fill all the required information in the form, get the police certification and L.G A certification. For the Guarantors form, don't waste your time waiting for the area commander to sign or a senior military officer, it doesn't matter, Any Civil servant upto level 16 in state service can sign it. A school principal can sign it.

After filling the form, photocopy it and keep, just in case of anything.

Preparing For The Exam:
OK, to even go for the physical screening and further screening at lagos you need to pass the first exam.

you have to read current affairs, read as much as you can, know about recent political affairs around the world, just read current affairs generally.

Then For the maths and English, someone told me what to read and it worked like magic, I hope it works again. Get the latest or the latest two versions of GMAT and Read. Read it well well, in fact cram it!

Then pray that God see you through.

Going To the Exam:
Just dress well, A Jean and polo is OK, Go early but be assured you won't start till its afternoon.

the exam will last maybe 1hr or less, obey their instructions. Go with writing materials.

They will verify your documents before the exam, if your result is less than 2:1(second class upper) don't waste your time going, they won't let you in.

When shading the answers, be as fast as you can.

GoodLuck

Next Stage!
If you passed the exam, your name will be short listed in a list of 20-30 names per state, inviting you for further screening at lagos.

Congratulations!

Going For The Screening :
Now you are closer! get ready to feel like you will get the job *lol*

In the short list on their website, you will see requirements, if possible buy the things you need before going, if you can't, don't worry much, everything is sold at the Gate there.

Go with your bed sheet, toiletries, cutlery and Money.

You will stay in students hostel, Go with a bag you can lock if possible.

Early Days:
On arrival they will first get your data.

Followed by certificate and documents verification.

*Dont worry, the will feed you morning, Afternoon and Night, but it won't be your normal dose, but you can always buy more from sellers in the camp*

Intermediate days:
After the verification comes medicals.
During medicals, a lot of tests would be conducted, like sight, ECG, HIV, BP, X-ray, Pile, height, psychological test, dental, weight. etc.



Good luck



You can ask me anything! Good Luck!

Good day, you mentioned dental test, please I'd like to know how this is conducted and what Impact this has on the test generally. Thank you.

tsinzu:
Another scam loading

Everything na scam. Stop and think for a while.
It won't kill, you know.

donaldking10:
Even when there's an ulterior motive from the messenger of the message?
that nigga is only trying to milk this story to boost his sales when his songs get released.

You can only say something like that cos you think like that.
SMH.

MrOfficer:
Green snakes are non venomous so they are completely harmless. Nothing to worry about.

Really?
Even the green mambas? Or are there no green mambas?

I don't get when people just clamour for the preservation of these things. Yes, it's such a rare snake but let's face reality here. How many agencies do we have around us that will help catch these things with quick response. We can't risk lives just to want preserve something that is potentially deadly.

Samanza89:
They target Africa mostly as their dumping ground, specifically Nigeria.

So am not surprise!..

Yes, you're not *surprise*!

Built2last:
Will Nigerians actually have a higher purchasing power, looking at the commodity price index and inflation in the last decade.

Can we say the 30,000 is the best government can offer?

Our Senators and executive members can't even fuel their car with 30k

I'm just thinking, if as at now 30,000 = $82
What will 18,000 be in dollars now?

MJBOLT:

we all know the key to your success is papa perez,buying awards and trophies for you

May God deliver you.

"Interestingly, Nigeria Universities are not offering soccer related courses"

This I disagree with. Please do your research thoroughly.

cassyrooy:
No P... Still in UI

Yes i am.

cassyrooy:
I'm still in school, Zik precisely.

I hail you o. I stay in indy.

Is anyone here still on campus like me?

Guys, i believe matric ain't holding tomorrow, Is that right?

Is everybody aware of the orientation programme at trenchard hall today?

IamLucy:
fine thanks...its idia not indy..

My bad, i meant idia.

IamLucy:
temiel i just entered school this evening.

PS:IDIA Had To Be In Front Of Male Hostel smh

How was your trip? I guess that's indy hall right?

Micodessy:
For those given Independence Hall, here you go....
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I'm sorry if it's not so clear, I hope you can still see it.

Have you done your hall clearance?

[quote author=IamLucy post=42973662][/quote]Is there two kinds of receipt there?

[quote author=IamLucy post=42965194][/quote]And you should have printed your hall application form too when you applied.