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cornelboy:
I did it in heaven.

Shhh! Why are u lying? U r not ammong d 144000 candidates & u mention heaven. Stop lying and say the truth. Which encyclopedia did u use? Or was it wikipedia? Or google? Tell me let me go & confirm

Courz:
An association with Satan indeed.

I don't doubt anything said abt the Jw. They are capable of being anything! They pretend

See me see troooouble! Who come be dis Janosky where dey fine my trouble naaau! Abi them neva teach d kind manner wey u go dey carry talk 2 pesn? If i want start am with u 4 here u no go fit bear am-o.
Abi dem send u? Go tell them say i no dey-o,u no see me. Abi u want use me count hours where u go report 4 dis month? I get ur type 4 here,them plenty well well.
Now if u kno say u don chop beleful,make u mention me again. U go hear am 4 ur body!

Even with that,scammers & 419 ev'rywhere to milk u dry of ur little income. Then comes wicked chronic debtors who want ur hustling business to colapse. Then family members calling u 4 help every now & then. Plus beggars who come 2 ask u 4 their own share. On top evrytin,sum lazy girls go come ask u to buy them recharge cards. Wait-o,how much u dey earn self 4 dis contry? The tin tire me!

cornelboy:
Like that question looks dumb. And I don't have a better answer

which one come b dumb? Oga tell me where u made ur research & find out that its only Jw that practise the truth of the Bible. Anyway,it might be in the moon 'cos those living on earth already knw the rate of jws hypocrisy & deception. You can as well continue ur moon research & feed urself with ideas of some 8 old men frm America. Maybe they are frm the moon 'cos their ideas are so unearthly & absurd

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Lighthouse50:
For those criticizing JWs, is it not better to spend that energy to dn what is right before GOD. Its like a seller who left his shop to check and confirm what another sells. tell me who ynu are to couer up heaps of dirts in your closet and cry over stain in another man's house.? Christ said first remoue the log in your eye, then you see clearly to remove spec frnm your brother's eye.

u see a problem with those criticizing Jws, right? But when Jw's criticize other faiths there's no problem. Why dont u tell ur over-righteous Jw's to stop criticizin catholics & protestants? Or don't u know that they criticize ev'ry other institution,including governmental authorities? If u screw up a little u'll see ur frnd MaxInDHouse critizing charities & orphanages & faith healers,but u have no problem with that. When will u guys learn to clear the log in ur eyes 1st? Oh! The Jws are always right!

My future post shall include:
One week at Ambo,
144000 virgins of Olumba,
A Voice from the supreme temple,
my 2nd visit to Ambo.
My experience in Prayer Line,
Encounter with an ex-brotherhood,
Why I Stoped going to Bethels...and many more. If u r a brotherhood reading this,u r free to tell me if i've lied against OOO & his teachings in anyway. I'd also like to hear from ex-brotherhood why they deconverted. For ev'ryone reading, how does my story sound so far. Does it sound like a made up fiction? More stories are coming...

LikeAking:
I hope u nogo write anything bad about them. My guy no wia good, if u dey judge by dia members.

Religion, etc is for adults only. Men wey understand life...... Na so d journey b, u can try another church and see for ur sef.

my intention isn't writing something bad abt them,but i have to tell my experience both negative & positive

MY FIRST VISIT TO AMBO
preparations were made & the bm asked d church to contribute 4 my transport & they happily did. We traveled to Ambo (BCS HQ). The journey was smooth tho we arrived late evening & I had my 1st perception of how "God's" temple could look like. It wasn't as impresive as i thought. Reality was very different from what Olumba preached in His book. It was then i noticed they greet each other with the expression "peace". But there was no peace there, infact, i witnessed the first violence conflict dat evening while we were waiting in line to collect food. Brothers were abusing and calling names & insult each other in d line. One woman (a BM) was sitting and crying in the floor.Her reason was that her daughter was leaving brotherhood! That night my perception abt brotherhood changed. I started sensing the hypocrisy of it all. It didnt seem like the house of "God" at all! Could this be Olumba's Supreme temple?...WILL CONTINUE

MY DREAM ENCOUNTER WITH OOO
By now the old man had started showing up in my dreams.Evrytime i sleep he was there talking abt love. I never knew him in real life,he was always in my dreams. He dressed in red & other times white. He kept telling me to be a brotherhood. Then one day the elder that went with me to the river baptism came to the house & ask me why i've not been coming to bethel. He told me how capable Olumba is to help any who come to him. But his word didn't move me at all, it was the dreams dat did it. I was a brotherhood in the drm world. Finally i decided to go & meet this man that has been hunting my drms. I went back to the bethel after some months & d BM was happy 2 see me again. Then i told her to take me to the father & she agreed. She was to attend a program at the HQ around July & was prepared to follow her to Ambo...

...nothing extraordinary happened apart frm d fact that breathing became so difficult & i was so so so disappointed. I sensed disappointment in the BM too. I knew she was genuine and actually wanted to help me,but it didnt work. No holy spirit,no healing,nothing. She came up with more explanation why i should stay in the brotherhood & sugested some herbs dat could be used 4 my treatment. We came back 2 d bethel & 4 more prayers & finally she told me i had to pay a certain ammount of money to obtain baptismal card. I went back home disappointed. I didn't feel like going back to the bethel anymore. Olumba had failed me! But that's not the end of the story, just the beggining...STORY CONTINUE

...Some farmers were watching us when we arrived at the river.Breathing was very difficult at this time due to asthma & d long treking but i endured. She entered the water 1st & ask us to wait.She prayed & annointed d water chanting OOO ev'ry now & then,recited some psalms.I was asked to UnCloth & stepped into the water.Then more prayers & chanting OOO-P-O-W-E-R. She told me to close my nostrils with my fingers as she dipped me inside the water once(the father),then more chanting and 2nd deeping(the son),more chanting & d 3rd deeping(holy ghost). Could u imagine what happened then?...MORE TO COME

MY BAPTISM
I went back to the BM
& told her I want to baptize and she obliged. She told me to fast 4 one day & confess my sins & i did. Arrangement was made 4 me to go & baptize in a river d next day. But i had a severe asthma attack that day & my inhaler had finished, i went 4 drugs & injection but to no avail. I didnt sleep dat night cause the attack was so severe.But i had hope that the next day was my baptism & evrything was going to end. I woke up that fateful morning, prepared & went to the bethel. Arrangement were made. After long prayers & confession,we set out to the river 4 baptism,cross 2 villages b4 we arrived at the river. I was so eager to experience the power of the holy spirit in the water as we approach.The BM dressed in her white soutane with annointing oil in her hand.She walked barefoot but i had my shoes on. We were 4 in the crew-the BM,an elder in the bethel,my elder brother & I. As we approached the river...MORE IS COMING LATER

I BELIEVED OOO TEACHINGS ON BAPTISM
The 2 books i read explained two types of baptism-the water baptism & d holy ghost baptism.It further explained that once u baptize in brotherhood u r free from sickness,pain,death,all types of suffering. It futher says that baptized brotherhood dont take drugs or administer drugs to others,that the holy spirit heals all sickness,that u don't need a medical doctor. Being asmathic,i was so impressed that once i baptize my sickness will go. Oh yes,it further says a baptize brotherhood cant b harmed by a bullet or knife. Olumba himself quoted bible verses to support his teachings. I was so curious to knw more abt the old man who,by now,has started coming to my dreams 2 tell me abt love & brotherhood

[quote author=cornelboy post=115196531]E be like say head dé pain you.

I wasn't born a JW just like max.
We did our research before seeing that JW is the only true religion on earth right now. They are the only one following God's word and doing his will.

You are all following man-made doctrines not God's word.
pls can u tell us where u made ur research?

The botanical name of a prohet who gives fake prophecies & visions is ILLTACTUS APROPHETUM, if its a woman its called ILLTACTUS APROPHETESUM. B4 i 4get,a pastor without collar is called apaestitute (with dot under the last "e")

Up next in my story is my baptism & dreams encounter with OOO. I'm busy now but will come back soon.Just stay on

illicit:
What if they poisoned u and tell u that u are sick or possessed

i never consider that

The BM said my coming 2 BCS wasnt just ordinary,but a call from the Father OOO to become one of his priest.She said i had a higher calling & will be very useful to the Father. She asked my mom if i would be allowed to baptize in BCS & my mom said its my choice.4 me,i was ready 2 be a brotherhood once i can varify the divinity of the Father.Then I asked the BM where the father is,4 i've heard he's past away.She said the father is alive and active & that the story of his death is a rumor. So when I saw 2 photos in the bethel i asked her who the fair man (Rowland) was & she said he's the same person with OOO the father. I was somewhat confused & she said its a mystery of the spirit & diverted the answr to "it's the father that called u, he'll reveal himself to u". After sometimes I took a break & didnt visit her 4 sometimes,but that's not the end...MORE IS COMING

illicit:
Just like that

i'm not the fearful type so didnt believe the feast could do any harm.

CONT
I Went home d following morning 2 explain 2 my family members why I didnt sleep in d house dat. Since i was knwn to be a religious fanatic,nobody worry abt that,though they laugh at me & seriously told me dat if i had partook in their feast i'd become a witch. Days later i went back to meet the BM (Blessed Mother-a title for the female preacher at the bethel). She was so happy to see me & told me she wanted to come 2 our house & check why i didn't come back d next day. She told me many things abt OOO & the BCS. I was impressed! The woman indeed had pshysic ability & was genuine & frndly,4 she told me stufs abt my life that were accurate. She offered me 2 books written by OOO (LOVE,LAW OF THE NEW AGE & GO MAKE DISCIPLES...) & ask me 2 call my parent 4 her. I read them from cover to cover b4 i went 2 bed dat night & was so curious 2 knw more abt this mysterious man called OOO. I was convinced that his teachings were nothing but pure truth...MORE IS COMING

Please no insulting comment. Just follow thru till the end of my story & see if u can learn a thing or two. I'd like any brotherhood who reads this to point out if anything i say abt brotherhood is a lie

Please if u are a brotherhood reading this,stay around till the end of the story...
This is something that happened in 2019,when I was realy realy searching for truth & God. I had some dreams abt Brotherhood(BCS) of the Cross & Star & decided to check it out.I entered the bethel in our community & ask 4 d priest.The members played some tricks 1st but finally called her out.She welcomed me & was very friendly. She started telling visions of how a female spirit is following me into the bethel & charged the spirit to go out. She told me that I had to baptize into BCS and experience the powers of OOO. I didnt go home that day,I slept at the bethel & she told me so many things. That very night they had an ongoing program,fasting 4 some days,all members gathered & shared feast,I partook! Yes i ate the rice,banana,groundnuts,sugar cane & biscuit...THIS IS JUST THE BEGINING OF THE STORY,I'LL CONTINUE LATER

MaxInDHouse:
Please when you see JWs around try to engage them since you don't want LONG STORY, i wasn't born a JW they also came knocking my door while i was a Muslim so if i now accepted their teachings as truth and you haven't find a clue in what we've been discussing so far then i think you should face them directly when they come around. What the scriptures say is that we shouldn't engage in worthless arguments that's of no practical benefits {Titus 3:9} i was only trying to express myself based on what you want to know but it's obvious you really want to deal with them so they're in your neighbourhood do whatever pleases you to them there! Luke 21:12-19

Thanks for your time!

Goodbye sir, have a nice day.

My questn was:
where did Jesus tell u to take people to court and hire lawyers to lie 4 u? Just put the chapter & verse. No long story. As 4 d matter of Mark 16, u JW'S are free to erase it out of ur NWT,but its right there in other Bible transltn. U can as well erase John 14:12. Then u come hear to tell me that jw r the only ones teaching people the practical application of Jesus teachings. God is watching u-o

Maynnmann:
According to the watchtower and Jehovah witness, jesus is the same as angel michael.
When you understand the motive, you’ll understand the fallen watchers

the thing tire me-o. What are they watching btw? All they've been watching 4 hundreds of years,nothing good come out. May be MAXINDHOUSE has an explanation 4 the angel Michael and Jesus issue. He is a very smart watcher

Now can anyone tell the meaning of the following words:
flollope,globber,vollue. Found them in Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxies.
7victor- the english teacher,ur attention is needed

Ok.Well done @maxindhouse. But u'r switching sides b/w Jesus & word rulers. U ignored Jesus who taught u 2 turn the other cheek & side with world rulers to take ur enemies 2 court. Did Jesus teach u dat? Again, u ignored Jesus word abt signs that follow believers in Mark 16:17,18. U r now telling me dat Jesus is against signs & miracles,was he lying in d above verses? Its like u quote Jesus when it suits u, but ignore him when it's against JW doctrine. U see ur life?

Emmamay10:
People, what is the vocabulary for 'when food gone the wrong way when someone is eating'.

its "choking"; verb=choke. The same word for choke lever in ur motorbike or generator caburetor