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naptu2:
Orlando Julius - Ololufe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm39Lo6aDpA

Woooooowwwww! Thanks man! Others would be appreciated too.

Emmypam:
Bros you sabi spell DIE

HAAA! WHO DAIE

DancingSkeleton:
MIDNIGHT GAME
1234 Edo Witches vs Delta Witches
HT/FT: 2/1
Odd:26
DADDY YO

WHILCH BUKKY AND LIGUE?

Please can someone avail me the links to these songs please? :


Je ka ma fera wa mo nife re o shade

You is the one ti Mo really feran by harzadous

Show me love by taiwo and Kenny (taye Kenny... Awa omo meji..... Show me love huh huuuun, show your real love......... Ooooleku, fun mi ni owo mi o....)

Orlando- iwo ololufe mi o jowo dakun ye ma ko mi sile, sile,..... Iwo ni Mo feran just (I love you)..... Ni gbogbo aye mi...


Please

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WHATS THE LINK TO ZA LYTE PAYLGE PUHLEASHE?

Avenger4NL:
I've never actually used that platform o so I can't tell u anything about them .

OK. I WEAL CHELK THELM OURT!

Avenger4NL:
I see. When are bets considered to be unethical?

BECOURSE IT IZ A SURE BELT. COVER BELTIN.

Avenger4NL:
Lolz . It's aiit baba. One love .

And lest I forget that yesterday interface was Wasere and not Nairabet.

LERT ME TRAI DAT WAASERE. HOUPE THEIY HALV ASIAN HANDICALP SHAR

Avenger4NL:
Nawa o. You don try call or mail them?

I YAFF MALE DEM TAYA. THEY ZAID IZ BEKOS OF 'UNETHICAL BETS' I PLASED!

decency13:
Hahahahahahahahaha! Oga if you see better thing and you want make others no enjoyam , that means say you no be better brother oooo!!! I get Nairabet account online, dem begin dey fuckup, Lionsbet come and give me better package, I dey advertise am, that one na problem?

Avenger4NL:
You don finally talk wetin I wan hear. Chikena

Moral of the story: Any bookie has the tendency to 'fuckup' but when you're representing one please always try to be civil, cordial and decent to your customers.

NB: I have a lionsbet account also and I've never given a negative review of the site but I got disappointed in the manner you represented them the other day.

LIVE HIM DIA

LIONSBET THAT YAFF KLOSE MY ACCOUNT OF MOR DAN FIFTI TAWSAN WIDAOT DUING ANYTIN.

I RELGIZTERD DIA AND I LOARDED 1 TAWSAN AN I WALZ GEAVEN ANORTHER 1 TAWSAN.

I CARRIEY HOKCKI AN TENISH MURDA DEM WIT ARBEATRAEGE AN DEY KLOSE ME DAN!

Avenger4NL:
Hahahaha .

Here are a few things you need to note:

1) you no indicate for ur moniker if u b (m) or (f) so how was I supposed to know if you were a guy/girl/bot . Same applies to me

2) na faceless online forum(which makes us more or less mere computers on a network) and notwithstanding the gender each moniker claims we are all the same and thus are at liberty to use any smileys as we so choose .

3) no be dating thread for romanceland we dey so who really cares whether you wink or you throw a kiss as long as it's all about the paper

Goodnight and Goodmorning

LELT ME MALRK WAN BUY WAN.

NOBA 1. AYAM MAIL BUH YU SHUD NO DAT BEFOR NAO

NOBA 2. IS STEAL THE SAIM FIN JOOR, OR ELSH AYAM NORTH HORASTANDIN

NOBA 3. OK, BUT BOYZ DOUNT KIS BOYZ

HERPOULORGEA ALXECPTED.

Avenger4NL:
Na nairabet b dat na

OWKAY. NEST TYM YOU WINCK AT A GUY, PUT #NoHomo AFENJA, AYAM NORTH GAY!

akimpelumi124:
w.o.n

KONGRATE ORE, PLEAAZ WICSCH BUKKY IS DIZ

binary9ja:
You need to have an edge. Know what they know and more. Review your strategy every month. You will always be ahead

I don't quite have an idea of it tho. Binary options for now is like Spanish to me! I always see it in megabet sha.

Avenger4NL:
Interestingly it ended 0:1

E BE SO AFENJA, I YAFF KNOW IT BEFOR. I MAYDE 4K PROFEAT BEKOS EAT IS 4% WINIGN ARBEATRAEGE

Avenger4NL:
In summary under 2.5 or safest under 3.5 .

YU GARRIT AFENJA!

16:30 ASEC Mimosas - SO Armee 0:1HT 0:1FT

19:00 Africa Sports - Moossou 0:1 HT?? FT


TREND!

Arbitrage;
1:1 2.5
0:1 3.9
0:2 3.7

TempUser:
Inplay

Ivory Coast

ASEC Mimosas - SO Armee

KORRENT SKORE IS 0:0 HT
PICK UNDER 2.5 AND UNDER 2.0 (ASIAN) AND AWAY TEAM HANDICAP 1.75 (ASIAN)

GL

WOORRNNNNN

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Reason people lose their money in BO trading

how do one win a trade when it is apparent that they've literally bought all the brains needed!

Inplay

Ivory Coast

ASEC Mimosas - SO Armee

KORRENT SKORE IS 0:0 HT
PICK UNDER 2.5 AND UNDER 2.0 (ASIAN) AND AWAY TEAM HANDICAP 1.75 (ASIAN)

GL

PAYG 419 LOX
MORNIN PEAKZ TILL EVNIN. BREALKVARST! YESTERDAE DEANAR ALTACHD

DALZ AO WE ROWL

KIYEH:
Please House what is the meaning of Away team clean sheet. Asi don´t know how to access it on bet9ja?pls assist me its urgent

Home to score

2.33

ADO Den Haag - Feyenoord Rotterdam (3:0) 1 H 1.28

Ligue 1 PSG - Toulouse (0:3) 2 H 1.48

Primera Division Barcelona - Leganes (0:1) 1 H 1.23

©DELIKATE HANDICAP™

TempUser:
Vicenza- Ascoli

HT/FT X-1 4.70
LORST


Cheltenham -Yeovil

HT/FT X-1 5.60 WORNNNNNN!


Caen- Lille

HT/FT X-1 5.50
LORST


Sevilla- Eibar

HT/FT X-1 4.45
LORST


PROFEATABU HAFTAIMU FOOLTHYME FOR TUDEE.
AKUMUL8 OR AKUMU9 IF THE FILAGERS ARE FOLOWEN U , OR SINGU OR LOCKY FIFTIN OR SINGU EFRITIN.

I NO DEY DIA O.

I GREAN IT BEKOS OF THAT I YAFF GANE

HitlerGaddafi:
One rule of betting is that certain type of bets are not worth the risk. For example Barca vs Eyimba . Barca to win @ 1.09. Its still a 50/50 chance but some gluttons will still go for a straight win from Barca. Before you know . Eyimba go draw abi make them beat barca. See wetin Bayern do today, see wetin City do today , see the useless liecester.

#2 Never make the mistake of choosing the same team on all your slips. If you play 5 slips today and choose Bayern Straight win for all of them, sorry na your name.

I LARV
BARCA FASUS EYIMBA LOL

oglalasioux:
Two adult children fighting over front seat.

No one owns the front seat except the owner of the car.

The front seat is not for the owner of the car. The owner sits behind the seat beside the driver.
Let's call lalasticlala to move this in some minutes!

Well, I personally don't care where I sit in a car, but the elder sister could have respected herself by sitting at the owner's side which is at the back and the boyfriend could have been the real man who could crack a light joke about it.

He ought to have figured that out by getting down, then when the movement of both is noticed, he should open the back door for his sister and joke about her sitting in the owners side "Aunty Tope, come to the owners side and let's drive you" then the sister would respect herself enough cos they are courting!

Alternatively, as it is apparent that he was still sitting his lazy as at the wheels, then he should have instructed her girlfriend to sit at the OWNERS SIDE - which would have given that some kind of prestige and shown her obedience and respect for a cheap point. We don't know what these in laws use to test us these days.

It's more comfy to sit at the back, init?

Messiahofbet:
You will smell dust now many are called very few are chosen

OGUN PA AWON TI E JO N SCAM PAPO O! YOUR HOLE SKAMIN GENRERATION GO KIZZ THE DURST. CONTINUE SOOTIGBO, TONDA WE GO FAIYA YU DEY SIWES

Messiahofbet:
many are called but very few are chosen

SHARAP DIA JOOR, U CANNOR KONTEST WIT ME FOR TU HODDS SEF TOKLESS OF TIRI. BETA BE KIAFUL DIA AND STOP SELIN RED GAEMS. ALABI MORNEY IS NORTH YOUR FAMILY MONEY

Vicenza- Ascoli

HT/FT X-1 4.70


Cheltenham -Yeovil

HT/FT X-1 5.60


Caen- Lille

HT/FT X-1 5.50


Sevilla- Eibar

HT/FT X-1 4.45


PROFEATABU HAFTAIMU FOOLTHYME FOR TUDEE.
AKUMUL8 OR AKUMU9 IF THE FILAGERS ARE FOLOWEN U , OR SINGU OR LOCKY FIFTIN OR SINGU EFRITIN.

I NO DEY DIA O.

bigcee:
More Green.

TANKIU