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Ice cream will work..oya go get ur self esteem fast b4 I wozz u

Moved into the neighborhood newly,,ve talked with this babee once a day after I moved in just the normal formalities...am Barr. Anita I live next flat...ahh young lawyer , am bright nice to meet u..so if you have legal or anything you need a lawyer for you let me know ...ok Mamm. Fast forward..i decided to check out the night activities around the hood so I went to club but then I was very mindful that am new in the neighborhood so I left early (2am) just as the cab dropped me I noticed another car behind which turned out to be Anita's Hyundai so I helped her open the big gate. Hey bright thanks and by the way were are you coming from she asked...just went to check the neighborhood out..she said oh hope u liked the things u saw....not bad I said heading to my door, goodnight dear,,I locked my door went straight to my kitchen couldn't wait to hit my kush...as soon as I light the kush I heard a knock so I rushed to de door then asked who is it...a female voice responded is me Anita..dahmm o was already on my pants with the smell of weed coming from my kitchen.. Very embarrassing I thought so I asked hope ur ok she said yes but please open...so I did. She said sorry for disturbing u please my light is not coming on I think am on a wrong face can you please help me change to another face...then she said wow is that weed I smell here? With shame and in an attempt to appear legit I said yes...i smoke only at home..she said no its fine I smoke also but that was long time ago...you know that happy feeling every weed smoker gets the moments you find a colleague so I offered her a hit..i had a little jack Daniels so I brought it out we smoked and drank we didn't even realize wen it was past 4.. Suddenly she gave me dis killing smile..she said so why are you alone...you know the normal answer...am not a relationship person she said uhmm player anyway your cute, on hearing this my dick decided to be stupid..it stood tall like a victorious soldier dis she noticed immediately and said what's that..? I only smiled she came closer nd said can I touch...sure go ahead I said she knelt down brought out my Kilimanjaro and started doing that thing ladies do with their mouth...there was dis thing she did at the tip of my dick I didn't know wen I shouted yea...i reached for her boobs dahmm probably the most soft I have ever touched with a groundnut nipple I thank god for the good knowledge I have about sucking boobs...just as my mouth was up around her nipples my two fingers mysteriously found dia way in-between her legs moved so fast to a T-junction..the pussy was full and tick..i slide my fingers in oh it was already a pool of water I kept driving my fingers in ND out of her garden at a time she screamed oh my lord...i decided to UnCloth her totally...took the Claro of my weed light it up den pulled my tall,fair,hard dick inside her garden nd again she shouted my lord...she held me like I was going to fall off a cliff..skin to skin we kept going, she followed me in every position nd the best was the one from behind...we repeated the act till 7am. She said I should come do the change over leta..as she was leaving she said I ve never fvcked any man more than once....just see dis as it never happened...

De world go know say we don show in every bad ramification

Bros like say northern Nigeria been dey chase for dream

Who e epp

k199192:
what does the down side say.?

Kpai anybody wey no believe

vani86:
Which is up up side of quran, is there a down down side? And what does it say?

Ask shakarau...

You are still reading the up up side of Koran

After voting massively and making sure that through propoganda bubu became president instead of staying alive to enjoy the economic hardship, the west have once again choosing the easy way out by jumping into de lagoon one after another.....

Whatever gives this man courage is good, be it drug...o..or anything

Abrahim lie son of lie Mohamed

[quote author=noziz post=54780383]Osogbo weed is working [/quot

U dey tak'am too?

[quote author=Nusaf post=54771983][/quote]Make I buy #100 own? Den buy #100 own for de exam officer wey wait till Dino go house of rep and now senate before talking trash

Hahaha atiku just because say u wan be president you don dey even rub lipstick now....packaging abi

Oga exam officer look let me tell you, as long as buhari has no certificate Dino did not commit any crime...

Ayo ayo dis ur smiling face be like ntor....anyway police the police days de way forward

Him think say SA weed na de same with osogbo weed....now em leg mo fit carry'am again

Same thing he told me but the looks on his face suggested otherwise as he was talking to me

Give him small too just measure the uncovered distance nd give him some inches from it....person pikin

Etetejake:
So you can't do without starting a tribal fight?

You and who dey do tribal fight....am I a mental slave like u?

simpleseyi:
What brought this tribal abuse na? You cannot abuse my parents and expect a hug from me. Similar statements like the one above from a familiar bastard made Awolowo, Obasanjo, Benjamin Adekunle in conjuction with T.Y. Danjuma, Buhari, IBB, e.t.c. to use over three million stubborn goats like you from the yEast for pepper soup and suya between 1967 and 1970.

You people should emancipate yourselves from this mental tribal war and inferiority complex from your mind..truth! we all come from somewhere right? ND we all are Nigerians just as brothers ya? So whats wrong if a person who comes from your part of the family is been called out for exhibiting a certain bias character? Should you rise in defense of his bias character or you stand and condemn it....now between you and I who is starting a tribal war...biko zakenen ofu ajujua...ndewo

Searching so hard to see mad people around him,,,found none anyway......who send anybody for Abuja?

Peace corp should just declare war on Nigerian police...i mean open combat anybody wey win we go fit trust to protect us

shukuokukobambi:
So of all the news in that report, the only part that your IQ could pick is Yoruba?

Were you killed during the civil war by a Yoruba soldier in your previous incarnation?

Meanwhile, if Ali feels the customs uniform is belittling, what about the office and the privileges? Are those not belittling too? Nonsense short man

ND you managed to concur with me...that only an ass leaker will see nothing wrong in what Ali is doing nd in this case the ass leaker in question is from a certain afonja tribe so what wrong did I do in calling him afonja ass leaker...biko nwane zakenem ajujua

Who cares to read this long piece just because of ordinary Buhari...o

Was wondering if marriage disqualifies potential thieves from expressing their real self....best way to treat petty thieves anyway

Another ass leaker of afonja tribe talking......

obinoral1179:
dirty mindset..

gime hypo pls

One thing about people of that nature is dat their joysticks are usually heavy nd short....

I bet that story will change after I fvck u

hey dat tin big...o,,,de weting go full bucket