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poster how did you arrive at dis ur conclusion....very misinforming

sex on its own is a tasking job then climbing dis mounting for the sake of it makes it boring..

Ur saying......?

Trying so hard to be understanding because am really not understanding

In other parts of the world somebody should ve resigned already....RIP to the departed souls..

Mouthgag:



Those small padded oranges

E nor me Suck for one night sef

They're appetizer de real tin is in de waist

Kx:
Na everything your eye see your mouth dey talk?

How best can I say that in Queen's English language

Izit everyen u see u mouf de tolk...(Queen's English)

Both of you should get born again first so that every old thing can pass away in your lives...its as simple as that....remember no kpanshin till after marriage

Dis home movie never still get part 2

If na wen music be music by the time u spend yrs trying to wax one record u for no get time for twitter.....ask king sunny Ade nd oriental brothers wat i mean

Hope it doesn't bring out awful odors like most beautiful Kenyan girls I know

Cute nd he must be proud of how fast u ve grown with those boobs popping out ur cloths

check Out dis adorable not important news

Some people are just better writing stories and fictions than being spokesperson...discover ur calling

I second the motion

Haba sister nd now dey said wailers form has finished

Woris dis

yanabasee:
Coz our educational level is to swallow all sorts of poos from the white's scientific stories....

Dats it bro

Bibi294:
I know ur cucumber or carrot size by ur middle finger

U correct die

Pls any 10th Dec. Am ur man

I can manage all that character because even me am not planning on keeping any relationship beyond 2months dis year

Have you watched x-men?

Shebi dem tire u rope for her waist

Even if u say it's 500b yrs who will question u as far say na scientist talkam

pre sex foto shoot

PaulKillerman:
... Continued, yes oh my people !!!

So your guess was right; yeah yeah!! It was Amara's friend request , she had sent me a friend request, and so I immediately rushed through on seeing it, started checking out her pictures; truly she was really pretty and endowed, I couldn't have been more thankful, and so I immediately sent a message to her, after a while , she replied, and so we got chatting, chatted about various things before I asked for her to send her number, of course she did, and it was marvellous , so I collected it and told her I was going to sleep , later on... So I held on for about 2 days (rule 2 for a guyman, never appear too desperate and wagging tongue like a starved dog, it doesnt tell well of u, and girls usually capitalise on those in forming for u, so u should act busy and important; it realky helps your ego and reputation immeasurably trust me; it sure does) before I finally sent her a message on Whatsapp, she replied, almost immediately, and told me she had been expecting my calls.. . My niggaz, I den knew say food done done, it was time to finish the deal, ; of course I told her I have been busy with work and all, so we gisted about several things, she asked about my GF, I told her I had none and wasn't ready for all those for now, u know the usual female response and irrelevant questions centered around GF and the need (trash), so we continued , in our chats for about a week, and she was becoming fund of me, and turned to calls, we call ourselves occasionally, and all, exchanging pleasantries .. So with time our gist got sexual, I asked of her virginity status; ( you know the usual cock and bull stories every girl gives, she wasn't an exception , I knew at that point the entrance into that bosom of Christ was as open as the gate of heaven to believers (like us) . My niggaz , na so I node head , say yes!!! E don happen
My niggaz; so of course we arranged for a visit, after awhile , she told me she was visiting, and we booked a date, she happened to be very close to her mum BTW , so she briefed her she was coming to see me as well...
So the D-day came, I was all expectant and filled with the spirit of Christ, and she called to inform me she was coming to my house., to affirm I was around, of course Paulkillerman will always be around, like weetttiiinnnn.!!! And I gave her the necessary description she needed to get to my place



So I went out and stood in front of my street when she called that she was close, after some minutes, I saw the elegant boobs sorry I meant beauty , walking towards me na like this God dey use bless niggaz!!! Na so I just dey providence threw food on my thighs like weeeetttttiiiinnnn!!!! Baba thanks oh!!!

So we hugged, exchanged pleasantries and started walking down the street , gisting about things , till we got to my house, she walked in, and was like "nice place". My dear thanks, it got to be when my Lady is visiting ,I retorted . . I encouraged her to feel at home and served her some drinks, we got gisting ,(u know usual gist before u make moves ) na so we gist , TV was on and she was watching as well, when I noticed she was more relaxed , as the fearless tiger paulkillerman is, I had to move in, started with little touches, Then I started getting intense , and she started pulling me out(you know the usual female resistance that signals for u to go on ) chicks no go kill guy man oh!!! ... Like I always tell u ma niggaz; persistence is key (when dealing with chicks) so I continued, and of course, after a while, she gave in and was kissing me like her life depended on it , my people!!!! I knew say e don happen.; God has done it again...
My niggaz!!! I no lie u, the first place I went for was the boobs (I told u niggaz earlier, that breast can make even Vladimir Putting smile uncontrollably; its not so big(like cossy), but just very full and upright,like a soldier at attention ) I really wanted to unravel it and see what was really inside; my niggaz, of course I did, the breast fine like wetin!!!!! I felt like cutting it off and keeping in my fridge , I sucked it furiously like my life depended on it; I squeezed it like I wanted to collect it from her; I just felt frustrated knowing I can't keep this bress with me, I felt like swallowing it my niggaz( u know that feel na!!! Guy men should know) , immediately the only thought was to put my preek there and fork it, till it falls off; immediately she saw I was unzipping , she held hard, and refused me to continue; saying it was improper for me to fork her on the first day , my niggaz, every persuasion by my humble self failed, so I had to allow her
Like I told y'all earlier "what will be , will be" its only a matter of time; so I had to allow her ; he who fights and run away, will live to fight another day...
So I had to allow her, and gave RR some ssh for TP, when she was about leaving, we exchange pleasantries, and she promised to call again.... I assured her to...



Coming up Amara's slaughter day


I salute u all, my bras; I have to cut here, so it doesn't get too long and boring (prosaic )

Bros abeg as u don chop pass de ball nah...i dey game..as I see u so whatever is gud for u is gud for me 2

Will dis information help Adeosun In any way fix de economy?

Poster abeg ask your nebo de meaning of breaking news

Two yrs gone your name is no where close to government appointment now u re beginning to see clearly...somebody ep me wi dat Weldonsir

Though very sweet but dis marriage starting with a yellow card...hope red wunt come 2yrs leta