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Offpoint:
Irony of life, what Lefulefu is praying for is what this op is complaining about.


Anyways, if she f*kks away all your energy in courtship, then what the fûck will she f**ks in marriage?


Save yourself, if the food is excess please invite friends to merit with you.

oh, op sorry... I just realize you need advice from mature men.

let me give you mature advice. sit her down, tella you've seen a doctor and he said you're having excessive sex, that if you don't reduce or stop, your penįs might soon crash beyond repairs.
Tella you understand how much sex mean to her, you'll help her with dîldo, but you'll only engage once in a week or month.

just know if you stop she'll cheat on you.. 99% sure.


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Nairaland stop changing my penís to joystick, joystick is a computer game pad, not pènis.

and stop changing my Díldo to "Love machine... who invented it? I know what a machine is.

why do you guys change flatinò to igbos? when did Igbo race becomes flatinò?

Randy100:
why you come dey so much interested for this drug? The drug is meant for rape victims.

Randy100:
The two drugs has the same active ingredients just that Postinor 1 contains only 1 tablet and postinor 2 has 2 tablet.

Randy100:
Postinor 2 tablet is very effective too for preventing pregnancy after 72hours of unprotected sex.

Randy100:
Postinor 2 tablet is very effective too for preventing pregnancy after 72hours of unprotected sex.

klever18:
what is oshoala doing there if i may ask nairaland

nwakgr8:
lol... No vex

DauraIsAGoal:
Yoruba Muslims want Buhari to kill Dino because he is a Yoruba Christian.
Very sad

Muttee:
Cc Lalasticlala Cc Fynestboi Cc Seun Cc mynd44

nwakgr8:
yes bro...

madridguy:
Women can never stand upright for photo can someone tell me a genuine reason why they always bend their leg

nwakgr8:
Rip bro.... Please come and take your colleagues too.

enemyofprogress:
are they his children?

RevLikeBigYansh:
Awolowo is responsible for ushering in a military coup that ousted shagari.

Reeling from his loss at the polls, Awolowo will deploy the Lagos-Ibadan presatitutes to demonize the Shagari civilian administration with so much negative propaganda - the likes of which was only repeated again by same SW presstitutes who were deployed by Tinubu to attack Jonathan's govt with the sleaziest form of propaganda that can only be described as slanderous. It was on this corruption propaganda that Buhari used to justify a coup just as they claimed Buhari will recover phantom looted funds that they claimed Jonathan stole.

The same Awo will justify the coup as a necessary evil thinking Buhari will conduct elections and hand over to him. Same thing Tinubu is repeating. Yorubas and Igbos are the ones that give these backward norrthners the audacity to demand they rule you. The Igbos are guilty of propping up northern political domination because it is them that are threatened when the north decides to unleash their greatest weapon - mob violence. If the Igbos relocated from the north, will the north unleash mob violence on themselves? And if they did, will any of us in the south care? As for the Yorubas, they give the north the legal backing by their constant twisting of logic, slander and lies on any southern leadership and their ability to constantly virtue signalling while being guilty of what they accuse you of.

tsephanyah:
Someone told me ladies don’t cuss. Guess what? Sometimes we fu#king do. You can curse and still be a smart, beautiful woman. We can be flawed, yet fierce and funny. But the best women are those who know they can be whatever the f#ck they want. Ben the Albino of common sense

Wiseandtrue:
What is autocratic in this now

Even APC in every state is frustrating their rival not to talk of opposition!

A typical example is what happened in Lagos, Imo and Ogun State!

A godfather is trying to impose his machinery and the sitting governors opposing it!

Go round the Lagos environs and see for yourself, you can hardly find JIMI Agbaje's poster anywhere cause they are removing it, arresting the pasters or posting theirs on his

Despite Jimi's cries to the police nothing is being done about it!!! So who is autocratic

An Oba even publicly takes side with a particular party so who is autocratic

You see our security agents/law enforements agents playing partisan politics

The order time on a radio station I heard how some parties wanted to use a public facility in Abuja, despite meeting all the requirements, they were not allowed to do so!

Not once not twice!!!

What is APC afraid of So they can do it and others are not allowed to do it

Right Mtcheeew

efighter:
Yorubas are really cowards to have used over three millions of your fathers and mothers for pepper soup and suya and your sisters as sex slaves between 1967 and 1970. Don't let your father see this post, it will bring back bad memories and nightmare.

efighter:
Yorubas are really cowards to have used over three millions of your fathers and mothers for pepper soup and suya and your sisters as sex slaves between 1967 and 1970. Don't let your father see this post, it will bring back bad memories and nightmare.

EzegeNG:
Yakubu Ayegbeni, known as Yakubu