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Crime / Re: Young Man Tears Married Woman's Panties While Trying To Rape Her In Delta. Photo by Tenn88: 9:15am On Jan 24, 2019
So the woman gave her pant to the police? In time like this when people use pant for ritual?
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Is Searching For This Kind Of 'wife Material' To Marry (photos) by Tenn88: 8:52am On Jan 24, 2019
proxillin:


You dont have to add any PS:

Your post shows you have no knowledge or lets drill-down, you took biology with levity hands.

But lets just educate you because of other slayqueens with no brains, that will go on internet disgracing Nigerians.

- Sperm production is driven by diet and age. NOT how often you have sex. If you have sex everyday for a month, you will loose body nutrients, hence ability to produce sperm will reduce. But if you stay away from sex for a month, your nutrients and vitality will be restored, including sperm.

- Once a boobs is sags, it is for ever except you inject silicon gel. The difference. D*ick ages with the age of the owner, boobs of a 19 year old girl be slippers due to excessive sex and abortion.

Girls always blaming men for their worn-out bodies. Blaming men for express toto does not make sense. Were those girls raped?

You claimed ladies "me women are actually coming out stronger, this whoring thing is the new revolution on the female gender since you guys think is right to body shame women after doing the same thing with them.
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Ladies have been at the fore front of whoring from time immemorial, thats why the word "whoring" was invented in the first place.

Infact ladies should just improve on whoring so sex can be easy for guys. It will make life easy. All these hard to get they give person headache.

You said men go about fucking, do you know the stress men pass through to have sex? Money, time and chasing? Women don't have any stress, their own is to open leg, thats the reason for the wide express toto

Are u game, I dont mind having a taste

I was shocked when I saw 53litres. grin
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Is Searching For This Kind Of 'wife Material' To Marry (photos) by Tenn88: 8:33am On Jan 24, 2019
highpriestess:

If only ladies will start applying some little sense after seeing how you men describe them after begging to sleep with them.
I'm sure you knelt down and promised her heaven and earth so that she can allow you put only the head. I'm sure you also gave her your life savings but the way you will come here to scribble bunkum just to garner some schmuck appraisals from uncouth talibans still amazes me.

Some of you Nigerian men are very much disgusting, immature, loud, lousy.
Geese!!!
If girls haven't learnt from the past one year you guys have been ranting and displaying your idiocy on this site, then the said lady is doomed.


You men are the biggest who're one can think of; worst is that you guys do with impunity, but believe me, some women are actually coming out stronger, this whoring thing is the new revolution on the female gender since you guys think is right to body shame women after doing the same thing with them.

Some of you guys have crayon dicks, sagged balls, the hole on the tip of your dick is so wide than the express way due to excessive cum, 1 minute men, very smelly putrid balls, but ladies hardly say bad about guys when they sleep with you men.

Every man has 53 litres of sperm to produce in his life span, but some of you have used 50l and not even married. Some of you no longer produce thick cum, your cum has become so transparent that it can't even impregnate a woman, cos of used and reused dick.
Let me stop here, but just know that this act of being lousy on social media is pitifully irritating and I believe ladies are so much learning( if only ladies can work their asses out, and stop depending on guys money, and parents stop depending on their daughters getting married to rich in law who would give them everything; something they didn't work for when they were young, then, most ladies will actually see the fact that some of you loud and uncouth men have little or no input)

Ps: my comment is for the loud and ill mannered men like this guy, I believe there are much mature men out there.

take heart baby grin
Nairaland / General / Transaction Gone Wrong by Tenn88: 8:23am On Jan 24, 2019
Hello fellow Nairalanders and first bank users. When one wants to transfer but mistakenly recharge as airtime, is it reversible?
Politics / Re: Kogi And The Return Of Political Killings by Tenn88: 8:09am On Jan 24, 2019
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Politics / Re: "See How Scared APC Are At Borno Rally, Fear Of 'Defeated' Boko Haram"- Adeyanju by Tenn88: 11:10pm On Jan 21, 2019
GrammarNazi1:
...these guys...
GrammarNazi1, it's been a long time. How have you been?
Health / Re: A Mother Who Still Breastfeeds Her 7-year-old Son by Tenn88: 4:34pm On Jan 21, 2019
WTF shocked
Politics / Re: "God DID NOT Put Me On Earth To Live Up To Your Expectations" - Reno Omokri by Tenn88: 4:29pm On Jan 21, 2019
Weyrey man
Politics / Re: Olorogun Festus Egwarewa Adeniyi Keyamo, SAN Is 49 Years Today! by Tenn88: 4:28pm On Jan 21, 2019
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Crime / Re: 4 Teenage Boys Abducts And Gang Rape A 13-year Old Girl In Delaware, USA by Tenn88: 4:28pm On Jan 21, 2019
See their faces. undecided
Nairaland / General / Re: You Are Inciting Violence, Rights Group Warns Obasanjo by Tenn88: 4:25pm On Jan 21, 2019
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Politics / Re: Dozens Injured As Buhari Campaign In Borno by Tenn88: 4:25pm On Jan 21, 2019
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Car Talk / Re: Someone Just Payed ₦763m For First Production 2020 Toyota GR Supra At An Auction by Tenn88: 7:37am On Jan 21, 2019
Money
Education / Re: FG, ASUU Resume Negotiations Today by Tenn88: 7:33am On Jan 21, 2019
Fash20:

E calm downnn.
O she aaro Monday
grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Be More Concerned About Human Lives Than Welfare Of Cows - Ortom Fires FG by Tenn88: 11:22am On Jan 19, 2019
Omeokachie:
Cows means more to the APC than even their gullible supporters whose destiny they have used for "BBQ"

I am sure the 'BBQ' bit sounds familiar to the discerning. grin
pls leave our dear out of this. He/she is a good citizen of this con3 grin
Crime / Re: Waidi Obidairo Killed By Kinsmen Over Obaship Tussle In Ogun. Graphic Photo by Tenn88: 11:14am On Jan 19, 2019
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Crime / Re: Waidi Obidairo Killed By Kinsmen Over Obaship Tussle In Ogun. Graphic Photo by Tenn88: 11:09am On Jan 19, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Uche Maduagwu To Kemi Olunloyo: "You Can't Bring Davido Down" by Tenn88: 10:58am On Jan 19, 2019
undecided
Science/Technology / Re: Nigeria Will Experience A Lunar Eclipse On Monday, January 21, 2019 - NASRDA by Tenn88: 10:52am On Jan 19, 2019
22brains:
I have 22 brains and i must quote from each of them. Lol...
lol grin

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Science/Technology / Re: Nigeria Will Experience A Lunar Eclipse On Monday, January 21, 2019 - NASRDA by Tenn88: 9:45am On Jan 19, 2019
@22brains, but why na? Why u con dey quote everyone?

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Politics / Re: CJN Onnoghen: Amaechi Replies Wike by Tenn88: 9:04am On Jan 19, 2019
StarUp:
Wike and Amaechi again? Make dem go rest abeg...

Meanwhile, if you couldn't marry last year due to financial challenges, let me show you how yo marry with just 50k:

HOW TO WED WITH 50K

We must do it this year, sisters help a bro ✊

Intro:
Explain to your pastor that you don't have money for radarada.

1. Book in court beforehand.
If you book like 2 months to, its just 4k for certificate.

2. Use your normal suit Bro. Budget 2k to buy tie, socks and handkerchief.

3.buy fairly used wedding gown on Jiji for 5k or pay a tailor to do white chiffon gown with 5k budget or juss rent cheap gown for 3k(wash and iron yourself)...

4. Arrange for car to use from friends and fuel it or juss call taxi or uber going and coming 4k.
(He should not wait, after wedding, you flash him to come pick you up)

5. Invite only family and friends, well wishers should juss call or come to the house later...

6. Buy rings please. Very important. Budget 2k for the 2 rings.

7. Give decoration people in your church like 2k to do small design. (Your wife is a member so they cannot complain).

8. Do not cook for church people please.
Just buy one carton of TomTom and spray during processional hymn.. About 1,200.

9. Give church small thing, like 5k.

10. Give your wife's mum 10k to cook abacha and utazi stew for the traditional which you guys will do very early on Sunday morning before going to church.

11. You have 13,800 left.
Remember, you have to buy palm wine for the trad...800 for a full keg(after all, your wife's dad issa wine tapper).

12. Bestman and bridal shower should buy their things biko.

13. That your old friend that snaps photo will take up to 3k oo.

14. Give someone your laptop or phone to play small music. Give him 1k to buy the cord to connect it.

15. Buy fuel for church. 2k fuel go do nau.

16. Your money remain 7k abi?
Now hold 1k in 100 naira notes and give your wife 1k too in 100naira notes.

17. Keep the remaining 5k for miscellaneous.
One or two things might come up las las.

THERE YOU HAVE IT.
FULL WEDDING WITH 50K.
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Politics / Re: Tinubu, El-rufai, Others Attends Bisi Akande 80th Birthday In Ibadan - Photos by Tenn88: 1:24pm On Jan 16, 2019
Emeks008:
HBD baba akande

Why be say na only el rufai pictures una com dey show us abi na him b d celebrant?
Na only one photo of baba akande u com post. Na wa o
e tire me o
Crime / Re: Young Gang Member Caught During Robbery Operation In Rivers. Photos by Tenn88: 1:12pm On Jan 16, 2019
MANNABBQGRILL, where are you na?
Politics / Re: Video Of Work Being Done On Second Niger Bridge by Tenn88: 1:08pm On Jan 16, 2019
I'm expecting MANNABBQGRILL's comment, he/she is always on every thread

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Romance / Re: Queen Okafor Shows Cleavage, Reveals She's Looking For True Love by Tenn88: 12:55pm On Jan 16, 2019
vizkiz:
Which true love?

Abi aye eleyi fe baje ni?

You people should add graphic pictures to this thread. Some of us are eating...
grin Olopaa ewo n tepe
Culture / Re: Alaafin Of Oyo, Lamidi Adeyemi & His Wives Spotted At An Event by Tenn88: 12:51pm On Jan 16, 2019
post=74814440:
BABA DE BABA
on the front page, there is a particular thread that you didn't comment on and I've challenged you there that what happened?
Nairaland / General / Re: Bike Man Carrying Another Bike With The Owner In Ibadan. Photos by Tenn88: 12:42pm On Jan 16, 2019
MANNABBQGRILL not on the first page of this thread? What happened to him/her?
Celebrities / Re: Kizz Daniel, Sheyman, Reminisce Throwback Photo Shocks Fans by Tenn88: 11:08am On Jan 16, 2019
post=74809957:
Do not despise the days of little beginning.
BELIEVE in what you do and do what you BELIEVE in.

Kizz our guy!

YEBA on repeat.....

.............. ................ .................. ................. ................
This 10 years CHALLENGE No be small tin o...
No one wants to be left out!

Our dear moderators kuku refuse to bring our Daddy, Our Darling President's Challenge of all Challenge to the FrontPage for the world to see.
We don't mind still, Notin do us..
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FeBuhari 16th 2019 is all that matters.

For Baba's lovers, here is the link to the thread......
https://www.nairaland.com/4961142/nigerians-react-president-buharis-throwback

WARNING: Don't click the link if you are a wailer please: you may not leave the thread the same way you enter o!
Apart from if you are a senior/elderly wailer cheesy wink cheesy
lol... This guy sef, ehn. grin
Education / Re: LAUTECH Staff Begins '3-Day On And 2-Day Off Strike' by Tenn88: 10:44am On Jan 16, 2019
vicdom:
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Today is my birthday, please fellow Nairalanders, show me some love
happy birthday, live long and prosper
Education / Re: LAUTECH Staff Begins '3-Day On And 2-Day Off Strike' by Tenn88: 10:43am On Jan 16, 2019
Nawa oh
Travel / Re: Closure Of Some Routes For 2019 Armed Forces Remembrance Day Celebration by Tenn88: 6:44am On Jan 15, 2019
The labour of our fallen heros & heroines shall not be in vain. RIP to them all
Jokes Etc / Re: You Have To Be Crazy Or Mad To Live In Lagos! by Tenn88: 6:30am On Jan 15, 2019
No dulling moment. You can't be dull and live in Lasgidi. You'll learn it hard way from the street

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