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proxillin:
You dont have to add any PS:

Your post shows you have no knowledge or lets drill-down, you took biology with levity hands.

But lets just educate you because of other slayqueens with no brains, that will go on internet disgracing Nigerians.

- Sperm production is driven by diet and age. NOT how often you have sex. If you have sex everyday for a month, you will loose body nutrients, hence ability to produce sperm will reduce. But if you stay away from sex for a month, your nutrients and vitality will be restored, including sperm.

- Once a boobs is sags, it is for ever except you inject silicon gel. The difference. D*ick ages with the age of the owner, boobs of a 19 year old girl be slippers due to excessive sex and abortion.

Girls always blaming men for their worn-out bodies. Blaming men for express toto does not make sense. Were those girls raped?

You claimed ladies "me women are actually coming out stronger, this whoring thing is the new revolution on the female gender since you guys think is right to body shame women after doing the same thing with them.
"

Ladies have been at the fore front of whoring from time immemorial, thats why the word "whoring" was invented in the first place.

Infact ladies should just improve on whoring so sex can be easy for guys. It will make life easy. All these hard to get they give person headache.

You said men go about fucking, do you know the stress men pass through to have sex? Money, time and chasing? Women don't have any stress, their own is to open leg, thats the reason for the wide express toto

Are u game, I dont mind having a taste

highpriestess:
If only ladies will start applying some little sense after seeing how you men describe them after begging to sleep with them.
I'm sure you knelt down and promised her heaven and earth so that she can allow you put only the head. I'm sure you also gave her your life savings but the way you will come here to scribble bunkum just to garner some schmuck appraisals from uncouth talibans still amazes me.

Some of you Nigerian men are very much disgusting, immature, loud, lousy.
Geese!!!
If girls haven't learnt from the past one year you guys have been ranting and displaying your idiocy on this site, then the said lady is doomed.


You men are the biggest who're one can think of; worst is that you guys do with impunity, but believe me, some women are actually coming out stronger, this whoring thing is the new revolution on the female gender since you guys think is right to body shame women after doing the same thing with them.

Some of you guys have crayon dicks, sagged balls, the hole on the tip of your dick is so wide than the express way due to excessive cum, 1 minute men, very smelly putrid balls, but ladies hardly say bad about guys when they sleep with you men.

Every man has 53 litres of sperm to produce in his life span, but some of you have used 50l and not even married. Some of you no longer produce thick cum, your cum has become so transparent that it can't even impregnate a woman, cos of used and reused dick.
Let me stop here, but just know that this act of being lousy on social media is pitifully irritating and I believe ladies are so much learning( if only ladies can work their asses out, and stop depending on guys money, and parents stop depending on their daughters getting married to rich in law who would give them everything; something they didn't work for when they were young, then, most ladies will actually see the fact that some of you loud and uncouth men have little or no input)

Ps: my comment is for the loud and ill mannered men like this guy, I believe there are much mature men out there.

GrammarNazi1:
...these guys...

Fash20:
E calm downnn.
O she aaro Monday

Omeokachie:
Cows means more to the APC than even their gullible supporters whose destiny they have used for "BBQ"

I am sure the 'BBQ' bit sounds familiar to the discerning.

22brains:
I have 22 brains and i must quote from each of them. Lol...

StarUp:
Wike and Amaechi again? Make dem go rest abeg...

Meanwhile, if you couldn't marry last year due to financial challenges, let me show you how yo marry with just 50k:

HOW TO WED WITH 50K

We must do it this year, sisters help a bro ✊

Intro:
Explain to your pastor that you don't have money for radarada.

1. Book in court beforehand.
If you book like 2 months to, its just 4k for certificate.

2. Use your normal suit Bro. Budget 2k to buy tie, socks and handkerchief.

3.buy fairly used wedding gown on Jiji for 5k or pay a tailor to do white chiffon gown with 5k budget or juss rent cheap gown for 3k(wash and iron yourself)...

4. Arrange for car to use from friends and fuel it or juss call taxi or uber going and coming 4k.
(He should not wait, after wedding, you flash him to come pick you up)

5. Invite only family and friends, well wishers should juss call or come to the house later...

6. Buy rings please. Very important. Budget 2k for the 2 rings.

7. Give decoration people in your church like 2k to do small design. (Your wife is a member so they cannot complain).

8. Do not cook for church people please.
Just buy one carton of TomTom and spray during processional hymn.. About 1,200.

9. Give church small thing, like 5k.

10. Give your wife's mum 10k to cook abacha and utazi stew for the traditional which you guys will do very early on Sunday morning before going to church.

11. You have 13,800 left.
Remember, you have to buy palm wine for the trad...800 for a full keg(after all, your wife's dad issa wine tapper).

12. Bestman and bridal shower should buy their things biko.

13. That your old friend that snaps photo will take up to 3k oo.

14. Give someone your laptop or phone to play small music. Give him 1k to buy the cord to connect it.

15. Buy fuel for church. 2k fuel go do nau.

16. Your money remain 7k abi?
Now hold 1k in 100 naira notes and give your wife 1k too in 100naira notes.

17. Keep the remaining 5k for miscellaneous.
One or two things might come up las las.

THERE YOU HAVE IT.
FULL WEDDING WITH 50K.

Emeks008:
HBD baba akande

Why be say na only el rufai pictures una com dey show us abi na him b d celebrant?
Na only one photo of baba akande u com post. Na wa o

vizkiz:
Which true love?

Abi aye eleyi fe baje ni?

You people should add graphic pictures to this thread. Some of us are eating...

post=74814440:
BABA DE BABA

post=74809957:
Do not despise the days of little beginning.
BELIEVE in what you do and do what you BELIEVE in.

Kizz our guy!

YEBA on repeat.....

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This 10 years CHALLENGE No be small tin o...
No one wants to be left out!

Our dear moderators kuku refuse to bring our Daddy, Our Darling President's Challenge of all Challenge to the FrontPage for the world to see.
We don't mind still, Notin do us...
FeBuhari 16th 2019 is all that matters.

For Baba's lovers, here is the link to the thread......
https://www.nairaland.com/4961142/nigerians-react-president-buharis-throwback

WARNING: Don't click the link if you are a wailer please: you may not leave the thread the same way you enter o!
Apart from if you are a senior/elderly wailer

vicdom:

Today is my birthday, please fellow Nairalanders, show me some love