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finditng:
Chill man...you don't need this...ireony been here long long time...yeah she's an expressionist... Can be damn blunt at times...but conclusively all these you listed above?....nah...and then exchange of words ?....you better off.....if her goons should come for you...you'll exit NL.

Let them come in their thousands! They ll all be washed. Check my monicker, I hav been around for some time also. Those who praise her are doing so cos she feeds their eyes with her unclothedness, hence d need for them to come for more. Let's join hands to condemn immorality rather than celebrate it. I like girls who are pretty and cover their bodies. They look more beautiful and a sensible person ll appreciate them.

ireneony:
u are a pathetic foool from a wasted sperm

Yes! I have said it d other time that you ar referring to your father. Your mother should have washed your pregnancy away instead of giving birth to a runz girl, in fact prostitute who appears to be decent. You shouldn't have changed that picture where u showed your boobs. Can a normal, decent and well trained young lady do that? Keep advertising your boobs, market go come ooo. Bitch!!!

ireneony:
ur pathetic
pervert!

Your father! Any useless babe who can't dress decently needs to be disgraced. I hope and pray u will meet someone or guys that ll teach you lesson very soon.

ireneony:
abuja supposed to be in first position

Babe,nice sweet oranges on your chest. It would have been good if you can show us detail.

The moment you are not in uniform, your power is reduced. At that point, she is a bloody civilian! Next time, she ll learn to identify herself on time. I'm sure the man wouldn't hav slapped her in the spirit of espiri de cor if he had known. But sincerely, do men in uniform hav any right to beat civilian self?

Dear Dr. Azolibe,
I've seen quite a number of your mails-about 200 of them.
You are indeed kind sir. Your offer is quite interesting.
But no, I DO NOT WANT A BiGGER PENIS
Now, I will unsubscribe, again, for the 200th time.
And I hope I get no mail from you again

kilokeys:
enough talents of silver and gold in his pockets too


well.. fresh breath is obviously not his talent..






and i am very talented at comeback statements and insults.. quote me and see

Goat! Is that a great achievement when your mates are boastful of outstanding success. Small brain like that of fish.

Gamaliel onosode is one of the most upright Nigerians I know. In fact, he is my role model. Very sincere, generous, respective and highly competent. He is adored in UI cos of his philanthropic character. He is chairman of many companies and board member of many corporate organisations including donlop,airtel cadbury etc. Many university has confered on him honorary degrees. Above all, he is a christian. My dad once told me how he saved a 10 year old boy's life in 1982 by paying millions to undergo sugerry in India. I really wish to be like him.

temitemi1:
My ROLE MODEL . GEJ my HERO! FAYOSE my ROLE MODEL!!

I have never seen a nuisance like this temitemi guy before! U no dey tire? I am sure u aren't sleeping again just to write GEJ your hero...

The beginning of the write up sounded like your words, at the middle, I noticed copy and paste, then you concluded with your thoughts. In all,it was a good effort. Those zulu cannot hustle, they are jealous of fellow hard working Africans with proven results. They had better wake up and take up the challenge.

God has promised to disgrace 'Awon agbaaya oloselu' holding us back as a nation. e.g Bode George

Billyonaire:
I will stabilize the price of crude oil....Buhari

Goat, go and eat cassava

gbl01:
Amaechi's parallel government threats, Lar numerous lies; those were non issues. Both parties produced attack dogs but who cares, so long they're on the other side. US, congrats on installing a new puppet. Ride him well.

Let's I forget the list don't seem complete. FFK, Fayose, Orukpe, Kashamu, Bode George...

one sided as always just like they keep blind eyes to repressive government elsewhere so long they do their bidding

Cry more... puppet ll rule you till 2019. You cannot do anything about it.

I used the three browsers available on my PC and phone all to no avail. Those who didn't know what happened can keep judging. 95% of the applicant could not access their portal. The same thing happened during the first stage of the test. I was expecting them to send a message as they did then only to see this tonight. Out of the figure reeled out, majority could not open d test, so it is unfair on the part of sterling bank. Obviously it is their elimination strategy but that was not fair. I wish all the applicant best of luck in their future endeavours.

I doubt it if she wore this to the church. I recently heard some brides buy two wedding gowns, one for the church and the other one for reception. May be she wore this for reception. If a pastor allows this kinda gown for joining,something is wrong.
For me, the groom, how can I imagine one small boy self servicing with my wife's image stored in his head the same night I'm having the memorable wedding night sex with her? It is a No No for me.

ShowYourCertificate:
PDP even tried by lasting 16 years. You guys won't even last 4 years.

I will remind you of this post in 2019 by God's grace. When Doyin Okupe predicted his own in 2012, he asked us to call him one name like that. I have kept that name for you cos that ll be your new name after 2019

I think the moderator is on heat period with the kinda topics making front page this afternoon. First, it was d one on masturbation and now small/big boobs. I pray you get a he-goat or she-goat that ll deliver you soon.

mrking3:
@OP stop giving us zobo here!! Even 50k can't be enough to celebrate one's birthday let alone of wedding!! You can't tell this honourable house of nairaland that you bought 2 bags of rice which I know is worth 20k, bought packs of fish and other miscellaneous expenses with 30k!! That's trash man! WHAT IS WORTH DOING IS WORTH DOING WELL! You ended up embarrassing yourself before your inlaws and the entire whole village! You should have saved up atleast 200k for an average wedding I wonder why the rush in the first place when you aint even ready!! I'm planning to do my white and Trad this year and I've tried all I can to make an average budget evrything will cost about 400k. That's even the minimum!!! For both traditional Rites which include marriage LIST, Trad, and white wedding. All will be done same day just to save cost. When I saw your thread I got attracted to read how you made it with just 50k but then, that's way below average! Just CLASSLESS! How do you do such lifetime event without serving people with common pure water, mineral and meat? Wow!! Who does that? Shameful bro!!!

Stop abusing him. We cannot all be d same. Let individual organise his/her party as he or she deem fit. I budgeted about 700k for my wedding, I ended up spending 1m. Yet I have a friend who spent 350k for his wedding and there was no difference from mine.

lyntiffany:
you deranged mention should win the most daft mention of the year cos your foolishness is in fables.

I return that to your brothers and sisters at home. Awon omo alaileko ile.

Aminat508:
haha, see names o women Don suffer

It is a pity you guys can be spewing dis kinda rubbish on a thread like this. Somehow for you.

Thank God they are back. I hope this has taught us lessons! Parents should be careful. Omo wa o ni sonu ooo.

Sony Ericsson K750 was my dream phone then. I loved d phone but could not afford it. As a matter of fact, I envied those who used it then. My first phone was Nokia fluorescent light.

I hear my colleagues (lawyers)are angry about this new wave of losers- congratulating-winners. They said it's bad for business.
Festus Kayamo was actually quoting his professional colleagues but I am sure he will be feeling the same. But for me, democracy is developing, politicians are getting wiser and ultimately, elections are becoming free, fair and credible.

Omexonomy:
Assuming the victory was for an APC the wild jubilation would have resulted to death of more than five people stealing and killing en mase.
If you know APC is an evil party click like.
If you know APC is a peaceful party click share.

Too much ogogoro isn't good in the morning.

SmartChoices:
I'd be careful if I were Ajomale.... Bisi Akande like Obj is not given to frivolities!

You see! Laziness can cause embarrassment! Did u read the piece at all? Oga it is not Bisi akande, so next time try to read a story and stop assuming.

Poor proof reading before publishing. Apart frm writing congratulation instead of congratulating, the writer also wrote two different spelling of the first name of our president-elect. Mohammadu and then Muhammadu.

Happy for you, trusting God to launch mine very soon. No be only you go get money ooo,we dey dis hustling race together.

GEJ and his cronies will be busy dotting their 'i' and crossing their 't's in order to present doctored documents that ll not send most of them(not all) to jail. Okonjo Iweala has much balancing to do between now and May 29th.

Tattooboy:
who is then?

First elected female governor. A woman had governed Plateau before. I think when d governor was removed.

I took my phone to the toilet one day in 2012 when I was doing my masters at the university of Ibadan. I was chatting with a female friend we grew up together, it lasted for hours and in order not to miss any gist, I took my phone to the toilet. I was using touch 1 then. After the 'show' lol, I waited for some minutes more chatting wit this babe. As I stood, I didn't want to drop my phone on the water closet so I held it with my mouth while I carried the water on the floor wit my hands to flush. Only God knows how the phone fell inside the toilet. My wife had warned me to stop going to d toilet with my phone but I wouldn't listen.. lol. Omo I dipped my left hand inside and brought out the phone. The key pad stopped wrking and the screen was affected too. I didn't tell my wife till today. I only told her my phone was bad and the engineer was asking for 4k to repair it. Have I stopped? No but I have been very careful now.

lyntiffany:
his actually pointing fingers at his boy/ driver Amaechi, I pity ameachi cos his a PDP defector and can't be appointed as minister in his grandpa's tenure.

Your post should win the most stupid post on nairaland for the month of April. Your stupi.dity ho sorry foolishness is legendary.

They need to conduct a brain test for them.