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oladipuposadeeq:
morning Sir, pls could you just up your cash to 1.1 and take a direct toks camry droplite white color in superb condition.

Picture pls

OgunLaakaye:
Nigerian used Innoson Ikemba

Tokunbo direct pls

Hi everyone,
I need your advice on a car to get for a 70 year old man. I want to present it as a birthday gift to him. I dont want to buy Nigerian used. I want a tokunbo direct car. I dont mind the brand of the car in as much it will not be giving the old man mechamical/ electrical problem. Pls note that that is the whole money I have to spend on the car. Help me work with this budget as I have no capacity to increase the budget at the moment. Thanks

Smartchoiice:
Lie lie report. You can only get this information through participant observation. Or it's entirely false.

We refer to the journalists who fictionalized stories like this as idiotic children of journalism. Very irresponsible.

A friend was dismissed back in school for allegedly looking at the VC's wife lustfully.

Most people make mistake of stopping an habit outrightly. In other words, they make a resolution to stop an habit instead of setting a goal to stop it. Set a goal to totally stop the habit within a specific period of time. For instance, if you indulge in that habit every week, a goal of quitting totally may reduce it to once in a month and so on until you finally stop. This is just a human effort of stopping an habit, though!. The real and permanent solution lies with God. When u give your life to Christ, he ll clean you off stuff like this.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am glad to inform you that we have enjoyed stable power supply since Sunday 22nd DEC. I live in ayobo Lagos. This is the best I have enjoyed this year. I am also happy cos I am now on prepaid unlike two months ago when yours truly ll be afraid of their estimated billing.

Professor Innocent Okoye taught me feature writing and citizen journalism. Very strict professor.

diamondagent:
The rate at which private universities in Nigeria produces first class graduates every year makes me wonder if it is still the same first class that federal universities students are finding it almost impossible to bag.

Because you have a system that is corrupt without checks and balances. Why on earth will someone hold back a student's grade? It is crazy.

Experts in the house, pks whc is better between these two? I am scared of so many fake China PVC water collectors in circulation. I had there are Turkish's PVC. Pls guide your brother. The roof is actually Gerald (stone coated ).

okk4sure:
23 years my foot....

the reason he was not shortlisted into navy and airforce. Liar.

The same Kano where Gorilla recently swallowed $19,000 in a public zoo? Egbon Femi, deliver your lecture and collect your honorarium from Mr Gandola and leave Kano.

Late Dr Samuel Omotosho, former provost of osun state college of education, Ila Orangun and proprietor of kidvarc high school, Iree osun state once declared that his thirty years plus of talking and chalking as a lecturer was a colossal waste of time.

davidnazee:
After this, your next post will be “how you slept with your brother in laws wife”..

You get life so? Idiot

My brother in law ,who is a medical doctor is getting married to his beautiful bio chemist. The wedding holds at Winners chapel, Bashorun Ibadan on 17th November, 2018 .Take a look at some of their pre wedding pictures

Pls I need tokunbo corrola 1998-2000 I need this car urgently, my budget is 700k .

Hello everyone,
Pls how much will it cost to deck a three bed room duplex with a room and parlor self contained attached at the back for commercial purpose? The property is situated in Ipaja, Lagos. The ground floor contains the sitting room, kitchen, visitor's room and the self contained at the back. The rooms are of moderate size. The drawing is not with me right now, I would have uploaded it. Kindly give me a rough estimate of what to buy to achieve this. Thanks

Please i urgently need 2005 toyota corrola, tokunbo direct as soon as possible. i want the car to be in good condition(not accidental) very neat with low mileage. My budget is 1.7m. Can i get the car with this amount? pls i need urgent response. Thanks.

How much will it cost to build 3bedroom bungalow with room and parlor self contained at either the front or the back. Pls let it cover from foundation to 'linted '. The quotation should include both workmanship and cost of materials (for example number of blocks, cement, etc) Location is Ipaja Lagos.

doskie:
please examine these two enquiries from total strangers

1): please what is the correct measurement of a plot?, is it 120x100 or 100x100?

2): Please what is the measurement of a plot because i just bought one in lekki.



WHAT CAN I BUILD ON HALF PLOT OF LAND?


1): Half plot can contain a 5 bedroom duplex, a boys quarter, gate house and even a parking lot


2): When i was in London, i saw houses build with wood. they were so beautiful, and they were massive too. but i really dont know the measurement of the plot they were built on, so id say a half plot can take any massive house like the ones i saw in London.




some things are just not necessary to be said or known by strangers.
when a person learns to avoid subtle show off in his questions, statements and answers, he becomes more secure with his wealth. he has inner peace, not caring if hes praised or congratulated. his family and loved ones are sufficient for him as supporters. if you live in a neighbourhood of haters, you will learn how to make enquiries without passing any unnecessary information with it.

Mumu, look at the way you have dwelt on this topic, writing epistle in a bid to justify your stupid opinion. You must be a terrible miserable and God forsaken somebody in real life if you can display this kinda hatred online. You really need help cos even people around you will be scared to allow you know anything concerning them cos of your display of bad belle Whc you cannot hide. May God deliver you ooo

doskie:
maybe its the way i put it. many people dont get my point. im not bashing him for buying a plot of land. trust me. i facilitated the procedure for my junior colleagues to share lands in geneva estate near agbara in ogun state. it was 300k per plot at that time. i totally encourage it. what im against is rubbing it in. rubbing in your achievements in other peoples faces is totally not necessary. there are ways to ask questions and make enquiry without beating drums. this age of social media has really made people so external in their affairs. if a person goes to a hotel, everyone must know, if a person enters a plane, everyone must know, if a person secures a property, everyone must know. there are still people who never upload pictures depicting their landmarks and achievements. the need to be appreciated, and commended by the general public is gradually turning into a mental illness for some people. oh! i just bought a plot in epe, 1000likes, oh i just lost my dad, 2000likes, i mean common.... whats with all this publicity? i spoke to him the way i would to my brother or friend. maybe im wrong. its just my opinion and im sorry the way i put it. there are people who dont change dps , upload updates about their lives or boast about their achievements, yet one would marvel about their wealth and how much they keep their cool. i know a cotonou boy, 24 years old, he is a carpenter, he roofs houses. that little boy has a plot inside lekki sceme 1. i had known him for more than 3years before i knew that about him. he didnt go about beating drums under the pretext of making enquiry. im sure if it was this guy he will run to nairaland to say "please what is the correct measurement of a full plot because i just bought one in lekki" if i want to know the measurements of a plot, do i really need to tell you i just got one?? especially when you are a stranger? what do i benefit from the congratulations you will extend. thats my point. if i have
a son, il teach him how to code himself.

Capital MUMU

bootylady101:
brainless teenager you say? why not ignore the comment

what's a mature man doing here asking for advice on what to ask on what to build on a half plot or didn't you plan before you bought the land? you could ve simply hired the services of a firm and discuss with them and pay them. I am very sure you won't take anyone's advice here but to let them know you got a piece of land.

Another idiot .my tread is not meant for idiot like you. I have received the message I needed from good guys here. If you care to know, a good architect on nairaland has already been commissioned to draw the design.

FILEBE:
Pls. if you don't mind. Can you please tell me how much you bought it and the area. Pleas, i am anticipating your reply.

2.5m Ipaja

naijamafioso:
Pls what did you have in mind to build before buying the land? Or you just bought the land sha! Its not an offence to ask question but some questions are not necessary. This is what you should have asked before buying and the advise given to you would have guided you into what to do, but asking after buying is not necessary cos you already have an answer.
Assuming you are now told here that your half plot cannot contain your structure, what will you do? This is my personal opinion tho.

You should have ended wit your stupid personal opinion. I have seen brilliant advice from experienced people unlike your own deluded opinion.

doskie:
hes not brainless. so you mean outside nairaland you have no other way to know what half plot of land can contain. stop showing yourself. nobody is interested in petty things like you buying your first plot or last plot. go and ask the agents that sold it to you. im sure they told you already, you just want to show yourself.

Hnmm another weere! Who born all these pickin?waste of sperm...

ThankYouGod:
Build mosque or church on it.

Brainless teenagers everywhere on nairaland

I just bought my first property ever. It is half plot of land. Being a novice, sometimes I just look at the land and keep imagining what one can i build on it. Long but not wide. I think my brother who measured it said 30/120 or 30/100 thereabout. Pls I need suggestions on what I can build on it. Can it contain 4 bedroom and also have parking space in the front ? Duplex? Or three or four flat whereby I can live up and rent out the down? Pls don't mind me if I sound confused. I just want to be guarded and I know people on this forum will be of help.

benzics:
LOL, the photo evidence wasn't meaningful right? Oh yeah, I forgot, "photoshop".. Most of you lots that shout" photoshop " don't even know how it works.

What is your relationship with Otobo? Put differently, what's your interest in this case? Are you a paid agent of Otobo?can we be fair to both side by giving them benefit of the doubt?Cos I noticed you are very aggressive wit your reply... Pls don't abuse me ooo cos I don't have time for that anyways.....

Oliviaxx:
Why showing us his back? Looks HOMO-ish...sorry

Babe, you are very pretty. Just appreciating you Sha..

ollah1:
fvck you for this statement How dare you judge him/his people? Is this what your pastors have been preaching to you tha the only way to heaven his through his church and other places of worships don't matter? You are one hell of a religious bigot

eyah! truth is very bitter, anyway learn to deal with it, obviously you are a Catholic, Pele.

Feranchek:
They should na. Who dey stop dem before

Buh let's see for how long it'll last.

Is this some sorta competition or what Muslims are known for wearing Hijabs. Whether they abuse it or not is no one's business. Let the kids be competitive in other areas of their lives, rather than in religious 'battles'

Can CAN be CANdid and let things go the right way??



Another FTC in one day!!! Azonto on point!!!

For Y'all quoting me, asking me to go tell my Muslim brothers this or that, FYI, I'm a Christian!!! A proud CATHOLIC!! Buh let's call a spade a spade and not a gardening tool, these Muslims are known for this! It's quite true that high school students wear 'uniforms' to school, buh hey!! Did the Muslim folks JUST started wearing this habit to school??!! Broses and sises, itaf tayed!!! Why is CAN suddenly attacking it now??! Dem no dey see am before

Someone quoted me asking me to tell my Rev.Fr. to go build a mosque opposite my church
The name of my parish is OUR LADY OF FATIMA, Aguda, and it was given that name cos the owner of the Land where the church is built was a Muslim and he was sooooo happy bout the fact that a church will be built on his land. So the Priest of our mother parish gave it that name in honor of Our Lady that appeared to 3 little children in Fatima, Portugal and coincidentally, the daughter of the landlord bears the name Fatima

So itaf tayed wey we don be friends with Muslims

#kickawayreligiouscompetition

Like I always tell whoever cares to listen "salvation is a personal race"

No wonder! You are a Catholic. Bro you aren't a Christian ooo. Perhaps you are hearing this for the first time but that's the truth. Your doctrines are not biblical so stop calling your self Christians.

I don't like this song and the video!