₦airaland Forum

jcmaiah:
Na only u waka come? Abeg make Google your friend .

I know what Google says about it, I mean your own understanding of a modern governance. Stop begging the question, admit you don't know it... and if u do, pls tell us. I want u to demonstrate more stupidity here. Oya we are waiting... what is modern governance?

charlesbailey:
Bros,check olx or cheki or any of those sites, you can geta better car for 700k and save the rest. pencil lite no be car
you can get EOD/DC/big daddy for 700k on any of those sites and you take your mechanic along to inspect or you can visit any diagnostic centre near you

cotonue sef no dey see sales again because of dese sites.

I can never buy any Honda product talkless of EOD. Those cars advertised on olx, are they Tokunbo or naija used?

jcmaiah:
Iti mpataka .

Oga answer my question, what is modern governance? How is it being run? What are the components? I swear, if you can answer this question satisfactorily, I will become your friend!

jcmaiah:
Please locate the nearest transformer ASAP.

Lol Mr Modern governance, olodo rabata!

jcmaiah:
Please stop misbehaving! Where in the world does it take ages to appoint cabinet? Clown!

Your stupidity is legendary! I don't need to see you physically before I conclude the kind of confused human being you will be with mundane or pedestrian argument which could be better passed to the mediocre. You haven't answered my question of modern governance ooo. Just be parading popular opinion abt lateness in forming cabinet as if u understand what u ar talking about. Illiterate who propagate what is in d public domain as if he has his own clear argument on d matter. Bring it on, I have your time this morning!

jcmaiah:
How does that change the fact that the man is cluesless as to how to run this government? I don't blame him, he is not used to modern governance(democracy).

Please what does it take to run a modern governance? Put differently, what is modern democracy? Attending a UN meeting with 600 delegates is modern democracy? What did they bring from those meetings in 4 years? Guy, don't just come here to type any nonsense that comes to your mind. To say you are clueless is an understatement, you have no knowledge of what we are talking about here. I guess u just came across the word 'modern governance' and u decided to impress mumu people like yourself.
Your stupidity is legendary! I don't need to see you physically before I conclude the kind of confused human being you will be with mundane or pedestrian argument which could be better passed to the mediocre. You haven't answered my question of modern governance ooo. Just be parading popular opinion abt lateness in forming cabinet as if u understand what u ar talking about. Illiterate who propagate what is in d public domain as if he has his own clear argument on d matter.

colossus2:
There are a lot of cars in Nigeria, why stress yourself going to cotonou.
You are among the things wrong with this country
Safe journey.

Why won't I go to Cotonou when I can get it cheaper there and also make my choice, abeg!

igwedaboss:
It will, but you will need to do some serious searching.
I would advice you get 4 Valves not V6.
And take your time to check the car well before buying. Take a good mech along.

Do online search, the car is hot cake, that's why it might not be easy. But you will get for that price. Take the time to visit dealers shops as well. Don't restrict to lagos search. Do nearby states as well

Thanks bro but I intend to bring it in, what about that?

Pls I am planning to go to Cotonue with 800k after ileya festival with a good mechanic to buy toyota camry 2001(pencil)but a colleague at work today said this money may not be enough to get it. I would like to know the current price of that car please. Will I be able to buy the car with this amount? I don't have more than this amount at the moment and I really need the car urgently to facilitate easy movement of my family around lagos especially to church cos my church is a bit far frm home.

Please, I have saved 800k to buy toyota camry(2001) the one popularly referred to as pencil. I am planning to go to Cotonue very soon with a good mechanic but a friend told me yesterday that this amount cannot get the car. Pls those who have information on the current price of this car directly from Cotonue should advice m. Thank you

HOW TO RESOLVE NIGERIA’S SOCIO-ECONOMIC CRISES WITHOUT INCURRING DEBT

POWER GENERATION AND DISTRIBUTION
Give tax incentives to reputable power companies eg Siemens, General Electric etc to operate with existing generating companies as well as distribution companies in their respective areas of jurisdiction in Nigeria. This will sporadically increase quantum of power to required levels, increase standards to international levels and remove the current monopolistic status of existing DISCOs and allow consumer to have a choice based on satisfaction.
AGRO-INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
Nigeria should stop exporting low priced raw agricultural products which are usually processed abroad only to be re-imported into Nigeria as processed food at exorbitant prices in foreign exchange. Instead, Nigeria should encourage the local processing of such raw foods by increasing the tariff on imported processed foods to the roof. Definitely, Nigerians will fill in the gap in conjunction with foreign investors to produce all the processed foods hitherto imported. No doubt that this will result in massive employment generation and save us huge foreign exchange expenses in importing processed foods which currently runs into trillions of naira annually.
MANUFACTURING REVOLUTION
Give tax holidays to attract investors to manufacture products that are consumed in Nigeria including petroleum products (Refineries) plus automobiles and spare parts. The low wage rate in Nigeria which will serve as additional incentive to investors should be complemented with a more efficient ONE- STOP-SHOP policy. These measures will generate massive employment and consequently reduce insecurity to minimal level. Moreover, the huge foreign exchange spent annually to import these products will be conserved and consequently, there will be an increase in the value of naira.
A corollary to this is that the pump price of refined petroleum products will reduce considerably since all associated cost of transporting crude oil abroad and back to the country as refined products is automatically cut off. Finally, whatever is lost to income tax will be recouped multiple times in additional VAT and PAYE collection because of the ensuing massive increase in productivity (GDP).
SECURITY
Put- in place tight security and counter terrorism measures suitable for Nigeria. Restructure the Police Force thus: Federal (CID), State, Local government and City Police departments, ensuring that officers work in police departments where they are resident.
ANTI-CORRUPTION
Current measures should be intensified in collaboration with the USA..
The above are my suggestions which can be implemented without spending any extra money. In fact, government will discover that far less funding is required from her than hitherto. All we need do is to convert relevant existing government agencies into regulating bodies to monitor and ensure strict compliance with above policies. Thank you.
Tunde Oduye
Partner at Mak Consul & Co, Accountants & Consultants, Lagos.

My problem with police in Nigeria is that they may release d rubber soon. A thief was also caught in my street today. Thieves also came to my house on Tuesday, it was burglary incident, they stole my wife's money, my laptop bag, my neigbours' laptop and I phone6. When they arrested one armed rubber today, we went there and we also alleged d man to have been d one who came to our house 4am on last Tuesday. My neighbour participated in beating the thief, now he called me that he is not coming home for fear dat if police releases d boy today, he might come back in full force. Though I am afraid as I type this, I will not leave my apartment cos the Bible says He that kepeth isreal will never sleep nor slumber.

That's why I have my reservation for white garment church. I don't like the church, I can never live in d same compound with them.

chuna1985:
Dont bother yourself for the answers....... U can't feed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread n 2 fishes... it's IMPOSSIBLE.

Mumu

1miccza:
Well it could also mean they collected it and brought it to him don't you think so?

Well, may be.

1miccza:
In the book of Matthew it says they brought the boy to Jesus read properly and let's see...

Oga, Whc bible are you reading? Mathew 14 from 13-19 didn't indicate that they brought a boy to him. I will advice you read both passages very well. Thank you.

Mathew and John gave different accounts of how Jesus Christ fed multitudes with 5 loaves and 2 fishes. According to Mathew 14:17, his disciples told Him that they have 5 loaves and two fishes while John 6:9 says a young lad donated it. Who actually donated 5 loaves and two fishes? The disciples as recorded in Mathew 14:17 or the lad according to John 6:9? Why did we have different account of the events? Whose account was correct? Mathew or John?

I didn't even give my wife any engagement ring and today, our union is blessed with every good thing you can ever think of. Glory be to God.

I wouldn't know why I hate teddybear!. I don't just like it. That thing can never enter my house, God knows.

milychocs:

SMH
If you don't like his "piece", write your own
(..to paraphrase Achebe....)

Idiotic daughter of arts!

This is a poorly written piece by an over excited writer. Next time bro, organisation matters a lot in writing. Lopsided ideas can make a very interesting topic confusing. Lastly, what happens to punctuation marks?. Although style is the man himself, there are important rules of writing that must be observed.

mignone:
alára níí gb'ara ga... oga una neva reach anoda person farm b4 be dt o.for me, U. I.'s not the best for PG studies.

Mr Man, pls can u mention d best place for PG studies or keep quiet for ever!

Congrats Prof Olayinka. Proud to be an alumnus. Pls there are many associate professors due to be full professors in UI. Kindly look into it. If you don't attend UI for masters, you haven't done any Msc( lol). Sincerely, UI is the best place for post graduate programmes. So proud to be a product of this school. PhD to begin soon and it is UI or no other place in Nigeria. Anything worth doing is worth doing well.

In the year 2001, at theBCOS Ibadan as an IT student, I used to receive calls in the newsroom by politicians and rich people requesting to speak with the newscaster for the night. Interestingly,cars would have lined up outside the station in the night waiting to carry those fine news casters away. Some of them would have even had a date for the night waiting to drive them away at d end of the news. Even if they didn't have one,there is a guarantee that rich sugar daddies would have been waiting outside the station to take them away that night. Come and see hustling by fine and up coming news casters to go on air so as to attract rich men. Such is the nature of the job. She has to advertise her market by looking attractive.

CR77:
Ask google.ng

You are too dull.

CR77:


So interested

What kinda english is that?

rosebase:
wow, hope it's real

Babe be careful

SUGARBEE:
So what are you insinuating?

Lemme attempt the question on behalf of the guy, he is insinuating that you have been sampled severally, wayward since your teen, bleeped diff types of pennis and sex means nothing to u again.ash

Was it not the same chiefs who denied the pass away of the king? I can never believe them.

farano:
2, 4, 5 they are all cool sha .

Nice pix, and cool boobs.

Hawlahscho:
EGBEJI

Thanks jare

chowlade:
1.Ijaya
(To Frighten). A charm used in frightening an adversary or an antagonist in a place of work, school e.t.c or is there anyone you want to take advantage of that you want him/her to keep mute while you express your opinion and explore every good things to your advantage. Ijaya will do it all. it causes overwhelming fear unreasonably to human and animals.

2.Eru
(Fear) if you place someone on "Eru" he or she will be afraid of you for life when around your vicinity

3.Mayehun (Refuse me not) it is used when you want a person to grant your request after a command is made) could be used in wooing a lady, request money from people, Miser, tight-fisted friend or wealthy man. There is a simple incantation that goes with some Mayehun formulas:

"In Yoruba Language; Orun Lo ngba towo omode Orun Lo ngba towo agba " x5

Translation: "Sleep takes from the young Sleep takes from the old Part of the preparation goes thus. You put a cowry (cowrie shell) in each hand when going to sleep . The following morning it would have dropped from your hands. Pick them up and pound them (to powder) with the herbs"

4.Afose
(To Speak and come to pass or Speak and happen) is a quite advance form of Ase. it is usually prepared with black soap
and put inside an Animal's horn e.g Cow's, Antelope's, Cow' e.t.c
Whenever Afose is Spoken with happens immediately or later in the future depending on the potency of the charm or the nature
of the issue the Afose is addressing.

Yoruba forefathers possessed some Afose to address nature elements such as rain, fire, outbreak e.t.c and on the negative size to curse(Epe)
I personally had one that i use to stop a car from starting also have seen one that is use to dry up a very big tree in three days.
The tree was cursed with that Afose
with Afose you could place a curse on somone or any Object be it animated or Non.

5.Gbetugbetu
This is more of a hypnotizing charm. The person under the spell doesn't really know what he is doing. It is used in compelling people to do the most impossible things. Things they would naturally not do or refuse to do. It is somewhat difficult to prepare but there are some simple formulas too, however they also vary in degree of potency. The powerful ones that I know has in it as part of its ingredients the rope that a man hanged himself with. To illustrate its power I would narrate an incident that happened which was manipulated by the use of Gbetugbetu. A friend once used it to call a stubborn but pretty lady into his room. (Normally she would have shunned him right off.) When she got inside he commanded her to strip, which she instantly did, but he didn't touch her. 3 days later the girl came to her senses, she confronted my friend and an argument broke out. It was settled but after that incident the girl avoided my friend from then onwards. Moral of story -- You don't play such jokes 'cos you've got the power. Our forefathers used it when they were attacked by a gang of thieves; they just commanded them to fight (each other) or hand over their weapons

6.Olugbohun
The "sound picker." It is believed to be a powerful spirit that picks whatever is said and makes it happen, if not immediately very soon. (Even if u mistakenly curse your children out of frustration.) Now this is not a genie that will drop things physically in front of you, like food, wine and a flying carpet. However it will create a situation that will cause your request to be met. It is not kept in the house but far away in the bush and its consulted only once in a while.

7.Ase
(To command Power and authority) it has the ability to make whatever Statement you make to come to pass or happen or ability to compel anything to compel to your will which include Animated and inanimated object)

By Chowlade

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