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They don't knw how to turture thieves in that school bah? Cos these guys are still looking fresh without any sign of 'shishi' on their bodies.

aanumama:
, I reserve my comment until I see pictures of the rest.
Hope they're all coming with brain, not just beauty.

What do you need their 'brain' for? Did you vote for them or their husbands? You just wanna show yourself as one brainy girl right?

FriedPlantain:
[b]reminds me of my first few days back then in school as a fresher. I had course forms to sign and I was to sign them at the Assistant H.O.D's office. I packed my course forms and rushed to his office only to meet close to 10 mean looking lecturers in his office in a heated discussion all staring at me. At that moment, all my composure flew off immediately.

Me: Good morning sir, my name is friedplantain. I am here to see the Deputy HOD.

Everone: Buhahahahaha...... Who did you say you want to see again?
*noticing I'd goofed, I strategically tried to redeem myself * _fuck this damn lecturers

Me: errrrrrm sir I meant I am here to see the vice HOD.
*everyone bursts into another round of laughter once once again*

I was about saying "deputy second - in-command HOD" when the assistant Hod himself came to both of us rescue after getting tired of me murdering the name of his position.

Assistant Hod : Mr man give me your course forms and get the hell out of here. Olodo oshi!

FriedPlantain [/b]

Where were you yesterday instead of that boring guy called Akpororo? He was paid without making his audience laugh and here I am laughing in my sitting room without paying u kobo. Good one bro.

Yesterday was a bad day for him cos I doubt it if he ll get called to perform at any presidential event again. Even those amateur national troop elicited laughter frm Mr President, something a so called professional comedian could not achieve. He was called thru his contact wit VP. He usually performs in Redeemed churches. In fact I have watched him life at d redemption camp before and according to someone, he attends one of their parishes in Lagos. Osinbajo might have brought him in. Btw whether he says something good or not, his account balance has changed.

marcondo13:
It is only a father without self respect that will tell his daughter's fiance to pay her fees when she is still under his roof!

Abi ooo, don't mind this people. One of my friends got married immediately we completed our course work for Msc at UI and u knw that UI masters is minimum of 3 semesters. Her dad still ensured that he paid for the third semester even when the girl is married along the line. According to him, he started it and must complete it cos that certificate will carry his name and not the husband's name.

I pray that experience will change them and they ll all thread d right path

Good for him! I pray that experience will change the entire family for good.

Prettyvhickie:
Guys,what would you do if u are alone wit this chick.check out d picture below
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remember:speak d truth[/img]Guys,what would you do if u are alone wit this chick.check out d picture below
remember:speak d truth

A quick check on your picture shows a young girl in her late teen or early twenties who should face her study instead of creating such nonsense thread. God will help dis generation

9jatatafo:
I know 3 marketers but there are more. The ones I know are Oanda owned by Wale Tunubu, Capital Oil owned by Ifeanyi Ubah and Con Oil by Femi Otedola

Oga Con oil is owned by Jimoh Ibrahim. Forte belongs to Otedola

My angel, happy children's day. May you continue to bring joy to our family. Daddy loves you.

Young man,pls go for unilag DLI. All this nonsense degree NOUN is awarding is out of it. One poor girl in my office recently earned her masters online in NOUN. I used to help her solve some statistics in d office, after Whc she would just type and send. Go for LAG DLI, forget d fact that u won't go for NYSC, that, on its own, is over rated. Ask those who have served

If Lai Mohammed writes on this issue, it ll be more interesting to read than this. Metuh really needs to go for crash course as suggested by Lai Mohammed instead of rabble-rousing. Playing opposition no be beans

EroticAngelina:
lol I didn't even type all the qualities I want in a man.

And someone will wait till eternity

temitemi1:
Wetin u dey shop ma

Big thanks to those who chained down this dude. At least we are relived from barking.

ishiamu:
The people texting him are apc agents who wants to blacmail the man

Did you read the whole story? Must you type without thinking first? Escaped product of attempted abortion reasons like this.

youngalex:
Yeah

His threat to probe the NNPC, subsidy payments, jail this and that fuelled this scarcity.

I am in support of him probing and punishing anybody that dipped his/her hand in our treasury but he should have held it to his heart till next week.

Marketers are scared of loosing their investments and subsidy claims ..and the APC never agreed that subsidy existed.

If subsidy is removed after May,29 the price of PMS will increase by at least 30% and some marketers are already hoarding the products..Dumkem12

This is what happened when a jobless graduate sits and discusses with mechanic in their workshops everyday. Those guys have made you believe their pedestrian analysis devoid of logic, cos your analysis has no inteligibility.

Chai, my friend don get money ooo. He bought 3 trucks of PMS @ 98 naira a day before d strike now selling @ 200. See profit, where's my calculator b4 dis guy begin tell me story tomorrow.

AnneMomoh:
The truth is she might just be lying to her friends. She just wanna feel hot for her friends.
She might just be communicationg with the guy

Very nice comment, monicker and sexy smile with a bright picture

pyyxxaro:
I've not accepted W.S jr

Perhaps u will remember Tenry the day u ll be corrected by a little girl in public that you need to speak correct english.

pyyxxaro:
Lie !! You are Wole Soyinka Jr

The most important thing is your acceptance of that common error. Stop 'whining' me.

pyyxxaro:
Okay Wole Soyinka Jr

I now see why I failed English during WAEC

I'm Tenry not Wole Soyinka's Jr.

pyyxxaro:
Vanity Upon Vanity = VAnity

Bad English! There is nothing like vanity upon vanity... rather vanity of vanities

Wait ooo, Fashola now carries grey hair. It is not easy to govern Lagos.

owobokiri:
We will miss a genuine first lady whose ultimate sin is telling it as it was. . No fakery. She told them to stop "born throway", and they said she insulted them yet millions of kids are feeding from the dustbins all over the streets of kano and kaduna . We will miss this great symbol of African woman hood who didn't consider it beneath her status to cry on national tv for the missing children of the poor abducted by the same clan of unhinged elements who will later use their neferious act as a launch pad to actualise power. . We will miss mama peace, the female elephant who stood firmly behind her innocent husband, like the rock of gilbraltar as fake friends and diehard enemies tried to redefine jonathans towering legacy of humane governance and unrivalled freedom. They said they want change, so now they will be sadlled with a first lady who believes that the puddah is the best place for the womenfolk. A first lady that will go inside to wash her hands after shaking their confused hands because she considers them as infidels (arenes). We miss you already but the change chanters will join us to miss you too, very soon . I can hear the whole a million plus nairalanders saying amen already. .

This is one of the ways to identify the clans who misled GEJ to actualize their selfish interest. Now it is dawn! No more free cash. I can feel your pain, go back to your village, enjoy your share of our collective resources and wait for death to come.

The baby will be great and will be strong to withstand any difficulty judging by the manner in Whc she was given birth to.

BIBblacboy:
argumentum ad hominem........yo against me ryt?.......by the way am a 100level engineer....we just finished d exam last two weeks.....GST11?

Good for you, it is still fresh in your head, hence d need to show it here. I was once like you. Anyways, enjoy yourself

BIBblacboy:
argumentum ad ignoratia

We don see u, just to show u did logic in school. Showmanship

drnairalov:
You are right about hausa girls..if u want an hopeless romantic or a girl that doesn't cheat, go for an hausa Girl

You are very wrong! Pls come to Kano, u ll see them in thousands.