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In d idiot's voice "am BEN MURRAY-BRUCE and i just want 2 make common sense"

Nigeria as a country v failed or rather is failing.......there ar over 200 higher institutions in Nigeria with atleast 300 graduates every section naw 300 multiplied by 200 is 60 000 xo every section Nigeria produce nothin less dan 60 000 graduates with nothin less dan 20 ministries if each ministry can produce jst 3000 jobs den we won't even b fighting 4 N5000

Suprise 4 wailers lyk Ffk and Fayose

Lolzz
My calabar neighbor "OKON" was Singing this morning and this what I heard:
I ron get alert "Dog Meat
I ron buy motor na "Dog Meat
My werring day don reach na "Dog meat
Everything I do na "Dog Meat oooo
Na Dog meat oh...
Na Dog MEAT ooooh........as u ron see 2day lasaun Na Dog ....
Lolzzzzzzzz, have a nice day.
#FUNNY_NAIJA

Welcome 2 Nigeria where Everybody wants 2 b relevant

boboLIL:
funny on their own unique way..

hmm u quite right

QUESTION FOR LADIES ONLY:
Which of the following men will you choose
to marry?
1. Mr. "A" is very handsome, cute, rich, he
can beat a woman mercilessly, when angry,
no good character and he is not romantic.
2. Mr. "B" is very romantic and caring, good
character he is not rich, he is not handsome,
but he pampers his woman well.
3. Mr. "C" is rich, not handsome, not
romantic, not caring and loving but has
some good character.
4. Mr. "" is handsome, he is rich but he is a
womanizer, he drinks and smokes. He
shows love only when he is not drunk.
QUESTIONS FOR GUYS ONLY:
Which of the following ladies do you prefer
to marry?
A. She is very beautiful, good in bed but she
nags and complains too much.
B. She is very beautiful, good in bed but she
cannot cook. She also has bad characters.
C. She is beautiful, good in bed, she can cook
but she has a hot temper, she nags and
can't wash your clothes.
D. She is not beautiful, she can cook, she is
good in bed, she doesn't nag, she can wash
your clothes but she is not educated.
E. She is not beautiful, she is good in bed,
doesn't nag, she can cook and she is
educated!
‪#‎ MR_TEE‬

Fellow Nls!!! This are 9ja's 4 most established Nollywood comedians,in your opinion who do you think is the best

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Jorussia:
my opinion.

Am sori buh ur opinion sucks

Did u jst call him a COWARD??jst because he didn't walk away with his party members??The senate is meant 2 stand as 1 nt a 2 party house....as 4 me he showed He belongs 2 Nobody

D president of Wailers Nig.Ltd.....always wailing @ d slightest oppourtunity

wachakuta:
The Most useless TV station in d world....

den u r a Big FOOL

hadeysola:
Does this speak anything on BUHARI'S GOVERNMENT!!!!!

BUHARI'S GOVERNMENT might be filled with CORRUPT politicians but atleast they all have something in common "THE INTEREST OF NIGERIANS"

As dey don confirm amaechi na GODWIN

fratermathy:
I de come. Make I go carry ekpeti


My Ekpeti don set:

1. Buga: person when de carry vex
2. Lem: Chop
3. At all at all naim bad pass: Do something
4. No matter how temper hot, e nor go fit boil yam: cool down
5. Fowl nor de lay cooked egg: Dont know the meaning of this one but its an advice
6. Kasala don burst: trouble has started
7. Okpata/Omuta: stupid talk
8. Okoh/Oniovo: my friend/brother
9. Matters/Smallie: Girlfriend. i.e. Goodboiyy, how far that your matter/smallie na? You don lash am?
10. Cane your lane: maintain your business
11. No levels : nothing is happening
12. How levels? : Whats going on
13. Oji: thief
14. Aproko: self explanatory
15. Confam matters/real matters: true talk


If you want to learn Warri lingos, download tracks of Erigga, aka, Paperboi!
@Goodboiyy: Okoh, vwo dawele. Oghene ka bruphiyo vwo kevwe.

my name na TERYFIK me jst dey cane my lane 1 luv mehn

dtermined:
Don't worry.. reverse would be implemented..

stil waiting

menix:
Then let me have the 7D weed u take..

u neva even fit take 5D na 7D u won take....dey go jst go print ur OBITUARY

Now dats DEMOCRACY

menix:
All I know is Wike ain't losing that seat to Dakuku the puppet..

I tink its tym u upgrade n start watchin dis in a 7D rather than a 3D

Am stil waiting 4 d reverse

gamaliel121:
Emenikeeee... You just miss confam 2000USD ... You fuckkk up

Abeg u dey watch ball??

Wow demoCRAZY in practise

wetin we no go hear

Nigeria practising demoCRAZY since 1914

TonyeBarcanista:
Cc...
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4 d 2nd time i ask u again....WHERE IS MY NAME??

Ma bi mi ni jamb question ooo

Abeg is dat miss Borno frm chibok??

Simitrendy:
see your life outside, who tell u say Nah Yoruba movie


the last time I checked d post I didn't mention movie, I said it happened to my friend Tomisin for crying out loud


Oga, warn yourself o

e be like say me sef don watch d yoruba film...shey b Odunlade Adekola dey d film??