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xreal:
Maybe true, but.

Not good reasons at all.
Don't let Buhari see this thread,pls.

u mean Daura President....sori bubu,kant laff even d mods knw dullard means president

I decided to come up with dis since everything with a disadvantage has an advantage
1( Most compounds are noiseless because 'I better pass my neighbour' generators are on
sabbatical leave.
2( Wives are happy because husbands who like hanging out are now staying at home
with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out.
3( All the housewives are cooking good food because no more Crunches and Mr Biggs,
4( Kids are reading their books since watching
TV needs fuel.
5( No more congestion in network since many peoples phones are off.
6( Browsing & downloading is faster than before cause not much people are online.
7( Everyone sleeps very early now, No more late night movies.. Light no dey naa
8( There are MORE PRAYERS & less
distractions
9( Parents are over-joyed because their children that were always online now concentrates on their studies.
10( Even God Himself is very happy when he saw people who haven't gone to church for months and years going to church and
staying for both First and second services just to charge their phones...
Since every list on Nl is always ten my own sef na 10
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I wrote my exam today @ e-kindle learning centre abeokuta and my subj combos were eng,literature,govt and economics and i scored 190,dat was d 1st shock then saw d breakdown english:46,govt:52,literature:44,econs:48 and mind u i v little or no idea abt economics due 2 d fact dat i started offering d subj in february.....govt is anoda lng story....literature and english dat didn't take me 1hr to finish r naw carrying 1st from d bak......jamb give me my result ooo cos i v neva bin more confident of any exam

marz007:
Funny

tankx

acenazt:
It was gud. My Result came after 6 hours.

was there any system shut down,subj combo changemeanwhile wetin u score and wat was ur subj combos

Till march 5th

Today marks d 2nd day of Jamb 2016 and exams have held in every hook and crany of Nigeria and even outside Nigeria.
Complaints from d 1st day was lack of adequate electricity supply,poor network system,poor results,not sticking to d time and change of subject combination.
What are the differences between d 1st day and 2nd day.....jambites ur 2nd day experience is needed.kindly share

abbertee:
ok wait untile i wrote mine

wu dey folo u fight 4 FTC

If u are a JAMB candidate and your exam was written today pls share your experience for others to learn from.
Help with stuffs like: how d accreditation went, how fast the network was, how cheap/hard the questions were etc

BRING BACK OUR CORRUPTION!!!
With Corruption a bag of pure water was
N80
Without Corruption a bag of pure water is
N150
With Corruption dollar was N180
Without Corruption dollar is N400
With Corruption I had 20hrs electricity at
low
tariff
Without Corruption I have 7hrs electricity
with 45% increase in tariff
With Corruption keke to my house was
N50
Without Corruption keke to my house takes
N100
With Corruption smallest indomie was N40 or N35 Without Corruption smallest indomie is N60
The list can go on and on but I just have to
end it
and take a stand......
# IStandWithCorruption
# Bringbackourcorruption
# WakawakaBuhari
# BuharibringbackNigeria
# Bringbacknaira
Brothers and Sisters, you will agree with me
that
we need corruption in this country...
Titus & Sardine started with 4 fishes, it
reduced to
3,now it's 2.
In years to come, you'll open Sardine and
see "Try
Again Later"
share your experience...how are you coping with Nigeria

JhimmySpark:
Na front seat sure pass

says wuna bak seat u fit site d unsiteable

Synzu:
Nuffin too special oo, buh its always soft and kind of salty-sweet. Tastes real good with mayo or butter. Try it!

Ogbeni wetin b mayo na BAMA we dey call am

Bubu is busy travelling

chiefolododo:
Obi

which language b dat

Helloooo Nls....IT'S TIME TO TALK ABOUT OUR CULTURE.
There are certain traditions dat define who we are but this one item dat is common among all languages.In English its called Kolanut!!!
Wнaт do υ calll dιѕ ιn υr langυage??

Jonathan2787:
thats why Nigerians can't improve in the western world this is something someone will say awwww to because its cute adorable and courageous but here u frown at it why is it wrong are they too young for courtship or you guys prefer the one they keep it hush hush until the girl gets pregnant? nollywood

Africa cannot be compared 2 d western world,here we v r Norms,Traditions n cultures and we shud learn to condem immoral acts in d society

nigerianvenom:
Dead,but its inevitable

fear fear

chriskosherbal:
Hmmm speechless

wetin make u speechless

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Phobia is another word for fear which means the emotion caused by something specific.
Below are the 10 MOST COMMON PHOBIAS IN THE WORLD
1.ACROPHOBIA-FEAR OF HEIGHTS(this is common with short people
2.MYSOPHOBIA-FEAR OF GERMS(this is common with hygenic people)
3.AEROPHOBIA-FEAR OF FLYING(this common with over 70% of Americans)
4.CARCINOPHOBIA-FEAR OF CANCER(researchers say this is common with over 80% of women all over the world)
5.THANATOPHOBIA-FEAR OF DEATH(some people just want to live forever)i pray for long life cos death is inevitable
6.ATYCHIPHOBIA-FEAR OF FAILURE(if you are suffering from this then you are already a failure)
7.XENOPHOBIA-FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN(98% of human beings have this fear)
8.GYROPHOBIA-FEAR OF WOMEN(speechless)
9.ANDROPHOBIA-FEAR OF MEN(this is common but i don't know how)
10.ALEKTOROPHOBIA-FEAR OF CHICKENS(this is common with 'naija' ladies)....
Hoping this makes FP!!!!meanwhile i wish every Nl a sex free valentine

Toks2008:
I agree totally with you.

But close your eyes and imagine you telling your daughter this.

BRAVO!!!this is d best comment i v eva seen on Nairaland

ADEKUNLE GOLD FT ARSENE WENGER.
(Arsenal version of pick up)
BABA GOD O(pick up d call)emi na fe gba cup(Pick up d call)BARCELONA o lori meji,na beg I dey beg ooooo,olorun orun,emi na fe gba league,CHELSEA olori meji,,na beg I dey beg,,I don enter top FOUR tire,,,many season he don pass and I never win league oluwa provide a cup ooo,,,,,awon egbe mi ngba trophy won ogbe ifee si ifee,,emi na fe yayo,,,,,,,oluwa damiloun oo## ‪#‎ mama‬jeki chelsea bere wipe ibo lolorun mi wa,,,,,,,,,NO put me to shame o ejowo baba,,,answer my call ooo,,,,,mamaje ki MAN UTD ri temi wi kon ri temi so,,,,,,,I look up to u answer my call------------- oya na na na na na-----------------if u see my jersey!!! PICK UP THE CALL
#UP_GUNNERS
#FUNNY NAIJA

Helo NLs,how can you OPPOSE this controversial debate topic: politicians are self serving not for the masses

BARCANISTA-The only Nl dat is nt biased......though corrupt politicians shud b charged 2 court nut arrested and detained without FAIR HEARING

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knostbrown01:
. What is the effect of buhari for coming early?..
when dollar is 300 to naira...

I should start praising him now @punch

Its naw N200 stand corrected

Cum on #leavetrash4lawma

Ladies can you allow your man do this
Guys can yo do this

CONTINUATION
Nigeria’s fight against the militant sect. One of President Buhari’s key early acts upon taking office was traveling to Chad and reiterating the country’s support for the multi-national task force as the countries collaborated to attempt to defeat the sect. It was a positive indication that Nigeria and its bordering nations were finally starting to understand that the threat the sect posed had evolved and had to be tackled differently. Even though Boko Haram remains in operation and still strikes fatally in the North-East, and even though the Nigerian government will miss its December deadline to defeat the sect, the general consensus appears to be that in 2015, Boko Haram’s whole-scale capability has been significantly dented.
Drop in oil prices
The dip in oil prices is a global phenomenon, but, given Nigeria’s overbearing reliance on the resource for its wealth, it has had reverberating effects on the country. With the government facing revenue shortfalls, salaries have gone unpaid as Nigeria dealt with this reality. While President Buhari’s plans have been hamstrung by the drop in oil prices, it also provides an interesting window of opportunity. For years, Nigeria has made unconvincing attempts to diversify its oil-dependent economy; now, faced with little choice, the government will finally have to truly diversify.