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RomanceRe: Did You Know Something Crawls Out Of Your Face When You’re Asleep At Night? by tesmony(m): 10:11pm On Jun 26, 2020
oti ghen.! ghen.!!
RomanceRe: How To Solve The Problem Of Masturbation by tesmony(m): 8:43pm On Jun 26, 2020
dude are u shitting me... Anyway this one na solution walahi
PoliticsThe Nigerian by tesmony(op): 1:26am On Oct 01, 2019
Well if you don't appreciate what you have now, u may not even appreciate the one you will get tomorrow...
Years have come and gone,
Still we are still submitting CV even though it ends up in the trash can,
Still not sure if i will see the end of each day cuz of the high risk of living in the land,
Still not even sure of what lies in the future cause i see the roadpath to it been wrecked today,
Still can't pay my bills, NEPA should be the list of my worries talk less of Fuel in my Generator to power a dream kind of business...
Still taking panadol cuz i know the hospital wouldn't do even better..
Can't report a case at the police station because i don't know whom to trust or no money to buy a case file,let alone get a judgement because it take a SAN to get my case given the proper attention....
Suffering yet still smiling...
This is the contention i continue to justle and ponder with since am a nobody in the Nigerian equation. Too little or completely insignificant...
But i can never compromise my identity......
Am a Nigeria and i am not ashamed of my father land....
Happy independence Nigeria
#God bless the federal republic
# The 9ja spirit is neva giving up
# E go beta @59 still counting
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Workers Urgently Needed by tesmony(m): 8:24am On Jun 06, 2019
07034253350
Nairaland GeneralOpen Later To The Police Service Commission. by tesmony(op): 9:57pm On Dec 18, 2018
The police service commission has yet again embarked on the recruitment of about ten(10) thousand young and eligible Nigerians into the Nigeria police force to burst the manpower of the rank and files (constables). This no doubt is a good call, The process is via the internet which makes it seems transparent. However the question is, where is the place of merit,equity and fairness to all Nigerians irrespective of tribes,religion and backgrounds.? Filling the form online was so easy, the challenge comes from the guarantors form that was printed.
The guarantors are two A and B. The criteria that will qualify each guarantor are so ambiguous and outrageous, i.e must be your Traditional ruler, magistrates, local government chairman,Head of institution attended,carrier civil servants not below level 12,police officer of not less than CSP or military officer from the rank of lieutenant colonel.
As if just appending their signatures isn't enough,the have to photocopy their ID cards,give their homes and offices address,in their own handwritings,also their phone numbers and passport photographs
please for the sake of humanity, This practically indebting or subjecting us to the
hands of a Godfather,which will not allow for passionate aspirants such as myself into the NPF to either shy away, or not to be completely loyal or give our best for the force or Country in general..
I write as not to chastised or downcast the motive of the intensions of the PSC.But for them to see reasons that with all these bureaucracy we might not get the best persons fitted for the NPF..Long live the federal Republic, and God bless the Nigeria police force.
EducationRe: Riot At University Of Agriculture Makurdi After An Accident (Graphic Photos) by tesmony(m): 10:54pm On Aug 15, 2018
you a beast I don't wish this kind if death for you or love one but ...
Nairaland GeneralBurial Of One KIA 7 Police Men In Abuja. by tesmony(op): 7:13pm On Jul 14, 2018
Recall the 7 npf officers killed at Galadima in Abuja...one of the officers is been laid to rest today,unfortunately we ( Nigerians) have come to a point where we think the men of the Nigerian police force are less a human being or another completely different specie..well this late officer is not far different from all normal human beings with wife and children. As i recall of him he was a devoted catholic,many spoke of his kind and good characters,the last Sunday before his unfortunate death, he was actively seen singing and dancing in his group in church as member of the Hausa men choir..(zumunta mata)
The large turnout of members of the church and sympathizers during the funeral mass yesterday was unprecedented, it just tells of kind of person and the livestyle he lived ...please let's bid him farewell and pray for his family to have fortitude to bear the lost...very intelligent children I must confess as i was present in one of their meeting where she was given intelligent contributions for the growth of the church at her age only for father to killed the next day....

CrimeRe: Young Man Loses Leg While Trying To Bribe Police Officers At A Checkpoint by tesmony(m): 2:21pm On Jul 10, 2018
I thought the police were directly responsible,sorry brother.
CelebritiesRe: See This Pot Hole Inside Nigeria Looking Like A Map- Tunde Ednut by tesmony(m): 10:33pm On Jul 08, 2018
This is Nigeria,that is how tinz are are !
PoliticsRe: IGP Idris Has Revealed Why He Refused To Personally Appear Before The Senate by tesmony(m): 1:52am On Jun 01, 2018
sincerely I think,we know the real reason now after your were effectively transmitted for effecting the transmission transmission.... am very sori...for effective transmission, transmission, transmission...............
NYSCRe: EKITI A17 Pcms (whatsapp Group) by tesmony(m): 6:33am On May 20, 2017
pls is there any ekiti pcms from abuja to ekiti? Call me up 07034253350. We could arrange for a vehicle at cost of #4500
NYSCRe: Ekiti A'16 Plsss by tesmony(m): 8:23pm On May 18, 2017
ekiti pcm pls add me up 07034253350
NYSCRe: Ekiti Corpers Lets Know Ourselves by tesmony(m): 8:12pm On May 18, 2017
how can i move from abuja to ekiti, how much is the t.fee and lenght of journey.......Thanks #ekiti
Nairaland GeneralRe: On January 14... Which One Will U Choose??? by tesmony(m): 1:35am On Feb 14, 2017
men if dollar fall every every go follow soot na
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Have We Learnt From BB Naija So Far - Food For Thought by tesmony(m): 1:28am On Feb 14, 2017
i just the wonder my self
PoliticsAt A Time Like This...!! by tesmony(op): 1:46am On Feb 01, 2017
Of course, do to numerous problems we the masses in Nigeria faces each day worsen in this administration. My battery is down and could only allow a few time before going off, no thanks to PHCN or NEPA, the luxury of time allured me in the nostalgia of february revolution a.k.a Russia revolution.. May be historian could be handy here. What is my point exactly. Would february 5 becomes our own version?....I leave with this phrase from ray power fm after each of their news thats says "in the face of challenges those who loves this country will rise.".... #we must protest....
RomanceRe: Fate Of Ada by tesmony(m): 12:43am On Jan 25, 2017
WOW! Love your story so much, just wish all the best in your endeavors. I just wanna know if jenny is married too
PoliticsRe: President Buhari To Contest In 2019 Election- Presidency by tesmony(m): 1:06am On Nov 22, 2016
We wait[quote author=balosunky post=51252683]– Presidency replies Buba
Galadima on his suggestions that Buhari would be
abandoned by his party if he decides to contest in 2019
– Garba Shehu describes
such speculations as
unfounded and utterly
ridiculous, saying that the
president enjoys strategic
relationship with ordinary
Nigerians
– He also recalled the
Galadima’s disagreement
with Buhari, which started in 2011
On his own part, Mr Shehu
defined his suggestions as unfounded and utterly ridiculous, adding that Galadima’s calculation and prediction is utterly confused and misleading. He said the masses are
solidly behind Buhari because the incumbent president is not st
CrimeRe: Nigeria Police Force - A National Disgrace. by tesmony(m): 4:45am On Sep 08, 2016
What can say ? Buhari will probe the matter
CrimeRe: Boko Haram Factions Clash In Borno by tesmony(m): 4:39am On Sep 08, 2016
Fight more
Nairaland GeneralBanks With Ineffective ATM by tesmony(op): 12:37pm On Apr 23, 2016
A freeky fabulous weekend to all you, ever dependable lander.
I write so as to source for your reactions, experience and best your inmeasurable assisstance to this challenge currently been experienced.
To be Precise, thurday of the week just pass i.e 48 hours now. I went to an eco bank ATM nearest, located at goshen city via abuja-keffi way, slot in my card only for it to rejected manytime with the captsion "card not smart". Mind you this same card was only used last month and it works fine. The date of expiry is until 2018. My odeal here is that, this card was eloquently accepted by another ATM of zenith sited on the premises sharing on same wall. Ok now i try to withdraw 20k with no cash dispensed, 'bing bing' i got an alert notifying me of the transaction, after waiting tirelessly vain for hours hoping to get the money or reverse alert as the case may be. I left to lodge a complain at my bank branch next morning, Filled a form and ask to wait for a week or two. Am worried because this money is in urgent need, Woud i get a refund? . Please has any one had same experienced with eco banks how long was it resolved? because am scared of the bad and poor services i have heard about eco bank from customer. To the eco bank this not scandalize you but to inform you about the perception by some members of the public, with high hopes that you could do the write thing.
AdvertsRe: Turning Ordinary Nigerians To Extra-ordinary Millionaires by tesmony(m): 4:25am On Jul 21, 2015
abuja.chris@gmail.com
PoliticsRe: Gordon Obua, Former CSO To President Jonathan, Dies In SSS Custody by tesmony(m): 3:04am On Jul 21, 2015
I reserve my comment
PoliticsRe: WARNING: Nigerians Say No To Drone Assistance. by tesmony(m): 10:11pm On Jul 20, 2015
No.but how will that effect us, any way think of guys u don't ask for assistance and also giving conditions
Nairaland GeneralEx-governor Of Benue May Be Jailed In Uk For Sixmonths by tesmony(op): 8:22am On Jul 19, 2015
Good morning landers.
i was only going through the website of Chelsea fc when i came across this news highlight "ex-governor Gabriel Suswan of Benue state may go to jail". According to the report he was arrested for allegedly battering his wife. The ex governor with wife whom were having nice time in
the uk. Got into a mere argument with his over his escapade with his lover...
Am going to Church so u go online to get more details o.
EducationRe: Pictures Of Imo State University's Beautiful "Love Garden" by tesmony(m): 1:58pm On Jul 01, 2015
Gbam i agree wit u guy
CelebritiesRe: Kate Henshaw's House Gutted By Fire (photos) by tesmony(m): 3:00am On Jun 26, 2015
Where the fire ni abi na the house she still they build..[color=#006600][/color]
RomanceRe: new owner by tesmony(m): 8:52pm On Oct 25, 2014
Feedmemore:
Just when you think you heard it all, a new one comes up.

Câ c'est du jamais vu.
is that french or Latin and those it mean i beg
RomanceIn Less Than 24 Hours From Now? by tesmony(op):
greetings fellas!!
please i am in need of your Candid advise on ,this issue if not a problem.first am in early twenties an undergraduate now in my final semester in the varsity. But still yet not had an experience or not fully enclave with all that it is with the opposite sex.Though i have couple of friends to meet up my yawning for sex if need be,that because this curiosity or and the challenges of being a virgin has made me to only caress my pillow and missing up by boxers the next day out of my filled thought and orgasm when fantasizing at night. On two to three occasions i have be able to get the girls strip down unfortunately my warhead couldn't be activated by the trigger. I just apologize to the girl and that how i continue to be, till now. well what could be the reason, my friends speculate the fact to be that i don't drink nor smoke and my diet as you will be familiar with the common of student in Nigeria, comprised more of starch and sugar which always accompany garri intake. A day never passes me without eating of biscuit OK. I just hookup with this hot babe, and i tell that she is into me really for the bleeping. Avoid blowing up this opportunity that only comes ones in a year especially for us whom aren't the anything under the skirt type. Such lucks are rare. Now comes another opportunity in few hours from now with a girl that is endowed and too experience than me. I no wan fall my hands because the report might not be here o. what should i do my warhead is easily arose just as it easily die down especially when it matter most. I had about some drugs but my worries is the effect for me whom is at the pick of his energy. Remember i say i detest alcohol, i would appreciate your sincere and earnest suggestions on how to go about it..Thank you all.

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