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SportsRe: Messi, Maguire & Ramos In Europe‘s Worst Team Of The Season by tesppidd: 4:34pm On Dec 27, 2021
aspabay:
Unfortunately Messi didn't wait to start declining gradually. Immediately he left Barcelona, he went to zero straight.

Messi is completely finished.
You must be a clown.

Yes he has not been lucky with goals in the league (hit the bar many many times)

But,;

He left Barcelona and won Copa America, dominating the competition like no other player in history has ever dominated any competition.

He has been one of the best players in the Champions league so far, netting 5 Goals and having one of the best goals in the UCL.

This is what you call finished or zerohuh

You're a real big clown. grin
SportsRe: Messi, Maguire & Ramos In Europe‘s Worst Team Of The Season by tesppidd: 4:30pm On Dec 27, 2021
On a general note nobody can include Messi in a team of flops of the season.
No serious human being can do that!

But by Messi's standards, one might call him a flop.
By Messi's lofty standards only.


Messi for PSG;

16 Games;

*6 Goals,
*4 Assists,
*3 MOM Awards,
*Champions league Goal of the group stage.

This flop stats above is actually what so many top players would only dream of.
CelebritiesRe: Richard Mofe-Damijo Poses With His Grandchildren In Christmas Photos by tesppidd: 2:42pm On Dec 27, 2021
RMD too like selfie. Everything he will post on social media..

No difference between him and Regina Daniels.

We know you're good-looking but you're a 60 year old grandfather ffs.

He needs to chill.
SportsRe: Overshadowed By Mbappe, Messi Is LEFT OUT Of Ligue 1 Team Of The Year by tesppidd: 4:24pm On Dec 23, 2021
Kingcalls:
Uefa nations league is a 100 times better than dead copa .... even AfCon is a bigger tournament than that useless copa... presently Africa first 11 will defeat South America first 11...

U are still calling junior world cup... who includes junior world cup and Olympics ?? They don't even include their goals .... Olympic that is semi junior world cup grin grin deluded fellows , no wonder u all think Messi is better than Ronaldo
Even Messi's sons have "carried" more Ballon dors than Ronaldo.

grin grin grin cheesy grin grin


No lie this one choke you...

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SportsRe: Overshadowed By Mbappe, Messi Is LEFT OUT Of Ligue 1 Team Of The Year by tesppidd: 4:21pm On Dec 23, 2021
Kingcalls:
Uefa nations league is a 100 times better than dead copa .... even AfCon is a bigger tournament than that useless copa... presently Africa first 11 will defeat South America first 11...

U are still calling junior world cup... who includes junior world cup and Olympics ?? They don't even include their goals .... Olympic that is semi junior world cup grin grin deluded fellows , no wonder u all think Messi is better than Ronaldo
E choke abihuh

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SportsRe: Overshadowed By Mbappe, Messi Is LEFT OUT Of Ligue 1 Team Of The Year by tesppidd: 3:49pm On Dec 23, 2021
Kingcalls:
Stop decieving urself ,

1 awards don't determine the best
2. Ronaldo has that record or u wan steal this one again
3. This one no follow , no one takes it seriously, though Ronaldo has that record in CL
4. Ronaldo has 5 CL ( the world cup of club football) Messi has 3... if na by league then Lewandowski has won as many league titles as Messi
5. U wan steal than one too... Ronaldo Euros and Nations league...messi only has dead copa
6. Again that don't determine best player
7. Same as above , it doesn't determine best
Yeye dey smell.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 3:47pm On Dec 23, 2021
Kilishihunter:
Quite some time bro, Even i had to take a mini hiatus from online stuff cause of sickness ranging even to the point of death but I thank Jah cause he came through fi me, Our OGs still dey push the thread steady as usual, Big ups to everyone
good speed.

nice to have you again.
SportsRe: Overshadowed By Mbappe, Messi Is LEFT OUT Of Ligue 1 Team Of The Year by tesppidd: 3:38pm On Dec 23, 2021
Kingcalls:
[s]So u spent how many minutes trying to prove trash....oh now , u say u cant judge a player after 3 months , but u all slammed Ronaldo after just 5 games , labelling him the problem at man u... u were among those that said he was finished and should be benched and that he wasn't pressing....u now use the same mouth to say its too early to judge messi.... the guy is freaking 34 and will b 35 in 6months time....are u a kid?? Did u just start watching football? So u still expect him to improve at that age or what?? But Ibrahimovic hit the ground running when he joined osg... enough with the messi is not a striker crap... he is a forward just like Ronaldo is a forward, Ronaldo doesn't play 9... mbappe also do not play 9 , mbappe is a forward , winger designated... how many assists does messi is have ?? Messi , Ronaldo, salah , mbappe , bernando silver , mayrez, sterling , depay , Neymar , di Maria sanchez all play the same role ... kane , Lewandowski salah , jota , aguero , icardi , lukaku , cavani , Ibrahimovic, suarez , benzema are all ur pure number 9 striker... stop throwing excuses for that fraud, he has been exposed [/s]
All for all this thrash speeded here, choke on these below!

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SportsRe: Overshadowed By Mbappe, Messi Is LEFT OUT Of Ligue 1 Team Of The Year by tesppidd: 3:35pm On Dec 23, 2021
Kingcalls:
Stop decieving urself ,

1 awards don't determine the best
2. Ronaldo has that record or u wan steal this one again
3. This one no follow , no one takes it seriously, though Ronaldo has that record in CL
4. Ronaldo has 5 CL ( the world cup of club football) Messi has 3... if na by league then Lewandowski has won as many league titles as Messi
5. U wan steal than one too... Ronaldo Euros and Nations league...messi only has dead copa
6. Again that don't determine best player
7. Same as above , it doesn't determine best
Lol

An individual award won by a footballer doesn't determine the best but a UCL title won together by 23 players and a coach does!! grin

45 more goals after 150 more matches is what you brag withhuh grin
You should hide your face in shame!



UEFA Nation's cup? Is that a friendly or what?
The Olympic Gold is 1 million titles more valuable that that Mickey mouse nations league. Wikipedia can help you. grin


Assists no follow? grin
So in your opinion counting goals scored in the first 10 Games of a new club is a better yardstick for comparing players that their total career Assists?
This is madness!

Best player of the tournament in World Cup, Copa America, Under 20 World Cup compared to zero player of the tournament? grin grin grin

In conclusion, this guy is overdosed on mkpurunmiri.

grin grin grin
SportsRe: Overshadowed By Mbappe, Messi Is LEFT OUT Of Ligue 1 Team Of The Year by tesppidd: 1:19pm On Dec 23, 2021
Kingcalls:
grin grin grin... oh the selection is flawed but balon dor selection was not flawed, despite both being finalised by votes grin... even after this season, im no go mk am... 1 goal after week 19 for a team that has no opposition in serie a grin grin... Ronaldo's first season in serie a , he was on 11 goals after 19 games... he is on 7 goals after week 16 in England, the toughest league despite playing for a team that will struggle to mk top 4... icardi wey never play reach 5 games has more goals that him ,
I did not call the voting results flawed, I suggested that the selection might be flawed(Note the word MIGHT) because there is no way a player that played only 3 months of football can be expected to be in a team selection for an entire 12 months,.

Even the Ballon dor you spoke about, do you know why Ballon dor was cancelled in 2020?

I tell you why!!

Because some leagues were not completed and France football felt it was unfair to open a process to voting whereby some leagues did not complete the entire 12 months.

It means that even the Ballon dor organizers know that all contestants must have a level playing field, equal playing field.

Now does this explanation make any sense to you? I hope it does!



Now onto your personal attack on Messi;

1. It's too early to make any conclusions about Messi's career at PSG.
It's only people who have got a "thrash Messi" agenda that are too impatient to wait till the end of the season or for another season to conclude that Ronaldo did this, Messi did that; on account of only 3 months of football.

2. Football does not start and end with nonsensical quotes like; "oh he has scored 10 goals"
"Oh he has 5 goals"
"Oh how many goals has he scored "
That's one reason why Ronaldo has to score in a match; and when he does not score he's useless" but Messi can play a match without scoring and still be a masterclass.

3. Ronaldo plays as top top 9 for Man U, just like Mbappe plays as top 9 for PSG
Messi plays deep.
Any sane mind cannot realistically expect Messi and Ronaldo to be scoring the same amount of goals at this stage.

4. The most important statistics in football are not all these watery statistics you are listing there! grin
Those are at best secondary or tertiary statistics.
The relevant statistics which define Messi and Ronaldo as as follows;

1. Ballon dors.
2. Goals.
3. Assists.
4. Club trophies.
5. National team trophies.
6. Club awards.
7. National team awards.

It's such a big shame Messi trumps Ronaldo in every one of the above categories .

we both know that Ronaldo is clearly clearly inferior to Messi so just have some shame and stop dogging Messi. grin grin

Meanwhile enjoy the screenshots below as you ponder on my post! grin grin grin

SportsRe: Overshadowed By Mbappe, Messi Is LEFT OUT Of Ligue 1 Team Of The Year by tesppidd: 7:00am On Dec 23, 2021
Kingcalls:
I happy say hakimi make am...oya find another excuse , na una way
Which kain talk be this one?
What do you even want to argue now?

In any same world, do you expect a player who played only from September to December to make the team of the year??

If Hakimi actually made it then it's either because the selection process was gravely flawed or because other Ligue 1 right backs have been complete shiiit since January.

All things being equal, it's an absurdity for a player who played only 3 months of the year to make some "team of the year"
SportsRe: Overshadowed By Mbappe, Messi Is LEFT OUT Of Ligue 1 Team Of The Year by tesppidd: 5:50pm On Dec 22, 2021
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Messi has not even played up to 3 months out of 12 months in Ligue 1 this year, how is he supposed to make the team of the year?

There are roughly 38 Ligue 1 matches in a year and Messi didn't play up to12. Lol.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 9:25am On Dec 19, 2021
Virus99:
No wonder grin
Omo see that guy face grin grin grin
I swear he could be a grandpa already cheesy

No wonder they're all scared here to upload their pictures or their other social media handles...awon eyan grandpa hushpuppi writers
See the guy face sha. Ugly and old face of a 69 year old. lol.

Even on your best day, you can't look like that. You can't even have an idea of my age with that photo, keep fooling yourselves..

But criminally minded individuals pls keep off.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd:
Devvy4:
Idiotic liar

Immediately that guy called you out, you shamelessly removed that picture from your profile, just like how you also shamelessly took your kids from your house and dumped them in an orphanage home, so you can have time to diss Ronaldo on nairaland

Why didn’t you ask niiliist for his birth certificate after he posted your picture? You immediately started famzing

KMT! Getout, you’re a great fool!
oh oh oh

Now I know what you're talking about.

I wasn't even paying attention. You got the photo from an old post not even my profile.

My account has been there for 10 years now and gone through a lot of editing like everybody does.

But here's the point,

I, am the one who once uploaded my photo so i am the one with the low self esteem here?, and not people like you who have never and would never upload their photo? grin
How does this even make any sense?



Abeg before I forget show your photo and your birth certificate let's see. grin

Prove that you were indeed born and not farted out.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 9:03am On Dec 19, 2021
Devvy4:
Why did you immediately remove that picture after you were called out? Low self-esteem?

You were a fool at 40 and eventually became a fool forever, Mazi Deepshit.

your useless wife is the man of your house, because you can think for your self.

Your kids would have preferred to be bastards than to have a mumu like you as their father.

At your age, the fact that Ronaldo scores still bothers you, it’s only shows how miserable your life is.
Ye scum of the earth..

And what has this Messi Ronaldo thing got to do with age?

These random vituperations won't help you one bit...

You're just a big little idiot...

If the word 'idiot' ever came as a person that would be you. grin
And if people came as the word 'idiot', you would be in the superlative. grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 8:48am On Dec 19, 2021
Devvy4:
Why did you immediately remove that picture after you were called out? Low self-esteem?

You were a fool at 40 and eventually became a fool forever, Mazi Deepshit.

your useless wife is the man of your house, because you can think for your self.

Your kids would have preferred to be bastards than to have a mumu like you as their father.

At your age, the fact that Ronaldo scores still bothers you, it’s only shows how miserable your life is.
Remove what picture?

grin

I haven't touched a thing. For years it's been there and that is the very worst of my pictures.

People hide their faces, definitely not me.

Nothing to hide!

You think i give a fuc.? grin

Upload yours and let's see something...

Also pls upload your birth cert, I want to check something..lol

1. Your age.
2. Whether you actually have a birth certificate cus what happened to you technically doesn't qualify as a birth.
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HealthRe: #SaveChidubem: Police Arrest Tina Ogbonnaya Who Starved Worker's Baby To Death by tesppidd: 6:42am On Dec 19, 2021
Face of the devil himself.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 4:53am On Dec 19, 2021
I really hate and regret to continue to derail this thread but thIs IDP devvy keeps calling me out and we are going to see it till the end.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 4:40am On Dec 19, 2021
Devvy4:
You have erectile dysfunction that’s why you needed to suck nipples to get an erection, after sucking the cancerous nipples, you became completely senseless

Ten years of your life spend dissing Ronaldo on nairaland, I wonder how your kids will react if they found out that they were raised by a stupid father.

Anyways, you’re one of the reasons they say ‘a fool at 40 is a fool forever’

Mazi Deepshit you’re a Fool!!
Call me daddy instead!

At least you're graduating and we're progressing.

You have gone from converting ddippset to deepshit; to dropping silly memes; and now to speculating about my age (grasping at straws as usual)
You really think I give a flying fuc? grin

I spent 10 years of my life dissing Ronaldo?

And what shall it profit a man if he missed the climax of the whole Messi versus Ronaldo debate between 2010 to 2014 cus he was Prolly still internally displaced in his mother's womb?

Only to finally have sense in 2020 and start yelling "Ororo, Ororo, Ororo"
Nor be juju be thathuh

Since you have decided upon yourself that you know what age am I then you may call this child abuse and am going to keep abusing the child!


Face it, you're unfortunate!, you've been unfortunate since your creator knew you grin

Your folks waited for you to be born;
Only for you to show up through some hairy and smelly anal passage, displacing unwashed shit particules along the way on your way out..

You've got to be the most unfortunate man in the world! A perpetual IDP.
Your father should have ignored the cries of your mother and dumped you in one of those camps in Maiduguri. grin

You were the true definition of an Internally Displaced Person.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 9:10pm On Dec 18, 2021
Sevilla/Athletico promises fireworks...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 8:26pm On Dec 18, 2021
Bacteria8:
tongue
This other mumu can't even last a heartbeat.

How far Now? Hope you've updated the scores in your brain?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 8:24pm On Dec 18, 2021
Devvy4:
You should be almost 50 years now, and you’re still fooling your shameless self on nairaland, it only shows how miserable your life is
How wrong!

Actually i will be 70 next May.! Lol

Now since you lack any form of intelligent debate or clapbacks you now run to the 'age card'

Is that all you have got? Cheap talk??
Mumu..


By the way you think am your mate?

You thought i was joking the other day when I said I was already sucking nipples to get an erection while you were still sucking nipples for milk to get fed?

Thought I was playing? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 8:04pm On Dec 18, 2021
Devvy4:
https://www.nairaland.com/669609/fc-barcelona-fan-thread-mes/1571#46083393


You have spent more than 10 years of your miserable life dragging ronaldo on nairaland, that Seun even had to ban your Deepshit acct for one year, so you can atleast do something better with your useless life,

shameless old man, from henceforth I’ll call you “Mazi Deepshit”
On the contrary I have spent 10 years in nairaland seeing Messi make Ronaldo cry before my very eyes.

No other way twist this. grin grin

So what do you hope to achieve with this screenshot? Lol.
Desperation at its peak,,

Why don't you banter words with me? Drop the memes, drop the silly screenshots and banter words with me!

Be intelligent for once in your life. grin

GTFOH..


Like I said before;

How to make Devvy4.

1. Get a fat old woman, at least 150Kg in weight and 70 years old.
2. Lock her in a room and feed her milk, beans, eggs and vegetables for 1 whole month.
3. Watch her as she farts in the 30th day.

4. Behold your product; Devvy4..


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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 7:41pm On Dec 18, 2021
Sure 3 pointer for this match..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 7:41pm On Dec 18, 2021
[quote author=Devvy4 post=108614900][/quote]Jobless clown grin

You would have been better in this world as a fat old lady's fart..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 6:38am On Dec 18, 2021
joviegghead:
I wasn't wrong after all.

Good morning yall. It's been quite sometime.
Yeah Yeah Bro.

Nice to have you again, compliments of the yuletide...

cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd:
Jokerman:
Wasn't it because of goalscoring in a calendar year, that both Pessi and Ronaldo won their respective ballondors in 2012 and 2013, so what change in 2021, when it was lewandowski's turn?

Remember iniesta won 2012 best player and euros with Spain..
His hattrick against Sweden after the voting was scandalously re-opened won Ronaldo the Ballon dor 2013 not any individual records. (It was leaked that Ribery had already won before the voting was reopened)


But for Messi and 2012, In addition to the total of 91 goals for the year, there was also;

1. 50 league goals record.
2. 73 goals season record.
3. 36 Assists in 2012 record.
4. 8 hattricks record.
5. Scoring against all 19 league opponents and doing it consecutively.
6. Champions league top scorer with 14 goals.
7. Scoring 5 goals in a single game against Levercusen in the UCL(without a single penalty)

Dunno if Lewandosky had such personal out of spac records this year.
Dunno if any footballer born of a woman has ever had such personal stats for a season/year.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 5:55pm On Dec 17, 2021
GrammarNazi1:
You just belittled trolls.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 5:31pm On Dec 17, 2021
FirstbornWds:
Brazil and Argentina would be allowed to join the UEFA nations' league from 2024..
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And after Argentina wins it, it will become an inconsequential cup tongue
NYSCRe: Why Do Some Male Corpers Sleep With Their Female Students? by tesppidd: 9:17am On Dec 17, 2021
WoundedLamb:
The fact that your first reaction was to start separating the age grades in order to justify some is what I find appalling. Your comment was a full blown defense rather acknowledging the decay in society.

Even for those above 18, it is still TOTALLY wrong to sleep with your secondary school student you're asked to teach and take care of. How will parents have the courage to send thier kids to school if they know thier teachers might just decide to sleep with them since they're above 18 anyway? It is a predatory move that you and I should condemn for the sake of our future. If you are sent to a secondary school as teacher, it is because you're believed to be old and reasonable enough to direct and teach the younger ones. If you're using your own age as an excuse, then you're saying that assumption was wrong.

There's simply no justification for sleeping with the girls you're asked to teach. The school should be a safe space where parents would be comfortable sending thier kids to.
5 star comment.

There's too much wisdom and sense in this write up.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 7:49am On Dec 17, 2021
FirstbornWds:
Abi o. Na person way stay fit day score or shoot. No be every time he goes down, medics go day run kitikiti to do SOS.
lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd:
OhBritannia:
Dembele just need to learn how to score or shoot.

I wonder if they have a striker coach in Barcelona?
I remember it was drogba that helped lukaku to pick form many years ago.

Dembele should start watching Old videos from thiery Henry since they play similar style of play.

He should put a call to Henry, have dinner with him, talk with him, Henry should advise him and he should start using the training technique Henry used, eat the food Henry ate and just live the lifestyle Henry lived.

If he could follow what i just said, he is going to win the ballonDor someday ( no Cap). The boy has a talent of a leader.

HE is currently supposed to be a leader in Barcelona with a buyout clause of 1 billion pounds and amongst the highest paid in the world but he has failed to utilize 70% of his talent.

All he needs is a figure head he looks up to.

Dembele needs thiery Henry.
And before that he needs to learn how to keep his legs in one piece. (Or perhaps in two pieces).

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