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ceematics:
Shameless fanbase,always looking for excuses ,from Cold weather to hitting the bar. When he was playing for Barca and travelling to cold places demolishing lower teams in UCL he never complained of Cold. Menopause done dey set now he's dragging WEATHER to his failure. Mr WEATHER MAN,Mr HIT-THE-BAR ur time is up!

No excuses

Stop giving excuses that Ballon dor was robbed

See diagram below

TheOgaBoss:
is anyone preventing him from switching to too 9? If he feels that is the position that will bring out his talents more then he can switch, players play the position that is best suited for them using that as excuse for a poor form is lame.

He will kill Mbappe and switch to number 9.

Meanwhile

princdebola201:
does messi play top 9 when he was banging goals in barca?
The goal drought have made you guys to start counting numbers of bars his shot hit

We re getting there soon messi will be limited to numbers of passes completed

That's the point.

He's so good he bangs in goals despite not being an out and out striker.
That's why you take him for granted.

How can people still expect the same level of goals from Messi and Ronaldo.

Ronaldo is planted at top 9.

9jvirgin:
The Ballon D' Or Awards organizers are worst than Nigeria politicians. Very fraudulent and corrupt individuals.

Lewandowski is a phenomenal resource.

The voting document is out and you can log in to see how the journalists voted.
Why still here making a spectacle of yourself?
Who do black man this thing?

Even the best democracy in the world like the US do not have the same level of credibility and transparency in their elections like the Ballon for voting.

If our elections in Nigeria were 10 percent as transparent as the Ballon dor Nigeria will be heaven on earth.



Meanwhile let the crying continue..

Johnjanrt:
The GOAT is adaptable: saddest news to Pendu's people. Greatest at 34.

Ronaldo has 6 goals after week 15 and he plays top 9.

Man U still languishing at 6th place. Which kain adapt be that?


Besides Messi is from South America.
Ronaldo is from Europe.

Your point on adaptability is nonsense.

Messi will come good. These Ligue 1 teams mostly park the bus when playing against PSG.
They think of Messi Neymar Mbappe and their first instinct is to park the bus.

Even the Ronaldo they are comparing sef, he has also had a poor return in terms of goals.

Ronaldo plays top 9 and this is EPL week 15 and he has only 6 goals
He plays top 9 I repeat.
And his team? Languishing at 6th place.

Messi doesn't play top 9, he drops very deep to dictate play.
He has been very unlucky in terms of goals.
He has hit the bar several times and many players have wasted his assists.

I see him still getting at least 10 Goals and 10 Assists this season.

He will come good. We've seen this sort of thing many times.

We all have got to be emergency Dynamo fans for the next 48hrs.

That's the only way..

FirstbornWds:
Smiles. Maybe.

But I think some Polish sporting newspaper already promised to give him something relevant to the Ballon d'Or.

Anyways, anything way them like, make them give am. What matters most has been given to the CREDIBLE and most ELIGIBLE winner.

For Lewy I really feel bad for him about his 2020 ballon dor.

I hope something happens and he gets it.

Fact is that if he had gotten it we wouldn't have too many people crying over about the 2021 Ballon dor.

We have a lot of neutrals crying about robbery and that's largely due to the 2020 one.

I my the Ronaldo fanbois I don't have pity for, they are the ones crying the most, not even the nuetrals or the genuine Bayern fans.
They can cry for the earth if they like.

pu7pl3:
See as dem dey tutor ddipshit

[img]https://c./x_5wugu6hFIAAAAM/laughing-hysterically-cracking-up.gif[/img]

I don't need tutorials for you though...

Just a screenshot of a bouquet of flowers and your mention and you'd be okay for the day.

Devvy4:
So deepshit Dey fear mods


Dem don give deepshit OT, he will change now

This yansh man at it again, always missing the way and playing to the gallery.
Even at 9 months you had already played to the gallery and missed your way.

Guess your path in life had been pre-determined and pre-ordained at antenatals and nothing you could have done to change that.

DissTroy:
And that's the problem- you showed your weakness. Trolling is a game of wits and psychoanalysis. Like dueling or boxing, once the troll knows your weak point, he'd use it to cage you.

The fear of being banned and your love for your moniker are your weak points, and you declared this so he'd taunt you knowing you wouldn't retaliate. He has you on a psychological leash somewhat because he's dictating dictating your reactions.

I often state I have no attachment to any single moniker and actively expect to be banned so I'd never even complain if I get banned and just switch to a recognisable alternate. Less easier to go against me because you don't know my weak points or if I have any for that matter.

Trolling, like e-brawls, is nothing more than psychological exercises. Beat a troll at his game and bully him into submission.

First, never reveal your weak point. Never let him know what limit you can go and always let it be obvious you can go any length to hit back. After all, a troll is a human being first, and all humans feel the psychological pressure if you apply it well enough.

Corrent points..

I couldn't argue at all with your submissions.


You see those two, they don't troll, they don't debate, they just clown.

90 percent of what they achieve is converting ddippset to ddipshit and then uploading memes. Lol.

That isn't trolling, I call that clownery.

When someone is intellectually incapable of making intelligent points or clapbacks, they resort to clownery.

Devvy and Purple; that's the intellectual set back they have.

Trolls can be clapped back but never clowns. They are not deterred.

DissTroy:
He calls you "Deepshit" without even quoting you, and you reply. He tells you to "FOH" as a "Barka" fan and you reply.

Are you sure you're a Cule? 'Cause the Cules on Twitter would take this guy to the cleaners to put him in his place. Why keep allowing a Madridiot have one over a Cule?

Bring on your fan ultra side! I should give you links of Twitter Cules to follow to know how to serve it scalding hot if the scalding you see here isn't enough.

That worm wouldn't waste any time to run to the mods..

It was another meathead like himself that got my main account banned for over a year.

I really think he's not worth it, he says nothing meaningful, just memes and childish stuff.

Frankly if I decide to go all out with him, i won't last another 30 minutes here.

Kilishihunter:
Should we tell him

Who talk that kain talk..??

Devvy4:
E Dey pain you

Madrid is the biggest club in the whole

How many times have you been to Barcelona, Mr original Barka Fan


FOH deepshit

What about Dubai dor holeman..

Tell us about that

Devvy4:
E Dey pain you

Madrid is the biggest club in the whole

How many times have you been to Barcelona, Mr original Barka Fan


FOH deepshit

Holeman;

You're so full of shiit;

Literally
Figuratively



And we all know why

Nominations are out for the globe soccer awards AKA Dubai dor.

Cristiano Ronaldo leads the nominations.

Devvy4:
Deepshit limit Bayern UCL trophies to “last 20 years”, as if football started in 2001


Dumbo

Somebody go tell me now say this one go school!

It's not your failt though, Maybe your brain got compressed trying to squeeze through a much smaller orifice.


Just the way you fools limit Messi's goals to "1 goal in the last 3 months"

Or Just the way you hear renowned commentators like Peter Drury and Andy Gray say "Barca has won 1 out of their last 5 games"

Or Just the way you hear "Man U has won just 1 league title in the last 10 years"


Yes it is a very common language in football commentary and analysis all around the world. That's too much for your understanding.


1. Bayern has got a golden generation which has been dominant and potentially should win at least 3 titles.
This Bayern team is so strong and complete that they should win one or two more titles.

2. It is silly to be dogmatic in football. You are completely lost on the context of my point.

For instance, You can't be a Madrid fan boy today and be bragging about titles Madrid won say 30 years ago when you were not conceived yet or probably still waiting to come out the assh0le.
You ain't from Madrid and never been to Madrid.
You are nothing but a plastic fanboi.


You could never understand that post. You are idiotic like that..

usbcable:
Dynamo has nothing to gain or loose. I hope they simply just loose for the sake of world peace.

I trust Bayern not to disappoint. Even when Lionel was with you guys they dealt Barcelona the worst beating of their lives. I hope and want them not to disappoint AS USUAL

Am sure you do understand from my comment that I know we cannot get anything from the Bayern game.

I am sure that you do, you are intelligent and calm, unlike those other 3 musketeers we have here.


Of course Bayern will beat us, I have said that several times.

And that's why i said the other game will determine our fate.

And whether they beat us with Leo or without Leo is immaterial.

At the end of the day every club's ultimate target is to win the champions league, and every player's ultimate individual target is to win the Ballon dor; which Leo has more won than all the players in Bayern's history and even in their next life

There is no champions league trophy for beating people black and blue.

Bayern with all their "beating people black and blue" have won only 2 champions league titles in 20 years.
90 percent of Bayern fans on that thread have only popped champagne to 2 UCL titles, the true oldies 3.

I promise you, their major concern would be to win more UCL titltes in this Golden era of theirs and not to be beating people black and blue!

GuiseppeO:
Why do these Madridiots mask their pain and unintelligent rebuttals with stvpid memes and emoji’s?

You've said it all Bro.

To mask their unintelligent rebuttals.

tempusfugit:
Shby you know Wilder is from Nigeria too

lol

He's from Edo

pu7pl3:
[img]https://c./hYiyFMeg8SoAAAAM/russell-westbrook-yawn.gif[/img]

Shut up ddipshit

This one ought to be a cartoon character or be somewhere playing with flowers.

Virus99:
Rasaq Kamil

a great name



Yes that's true that's what I do...and I'm presently in EFCC's prison

Comman bail me out edaakun Mr deeper shiit

Evans was free for so long.

Hushpuppi was free for so long.

So many more. We shall make mentions with your mugshot soon.


Thief. Ole'

Virus99:
Overboard really ?
So it is getting to you too much wow...oya pele have a great day super duper shiiit




But the fact remains that the shiiit is deeeep

What's that your name again?

Abiodun or Mudashiru


Heard you're a virus to GT accounts and MTN recharge pins.

Virus99:
Overboard really ?
So it is getting to you too much wow...oya pele have a great day super duper shiiit




But the fact remains that the shiiit is deeeep

What's that your name again?

Abiodun or Mudashiru


Heard you're a virus to GT accounts and MTN recharge pins.

Virus99:
Overboard really ?
So it is getting to you too much wow...oya pele have a great day super duper shiiit




But the fact remains that the shiiit is deeeep

Shut up thief.

December don reach ooh, I know you are planning your Christmas hussle already..

GT account holders beware.

Virus99:
Obviously the shiiit is deeper than I thought
Pele

Your reaction is always over board whenever your criminal tendency and exploits is mentioned! Why

You've always been the virus to GT accounts haven't you?

Devvy4:
I’m once again glad you have accepted the name, you didn’t respond to my question.

Scared, why?

Back to do what, Deepshit

Oh yours is 'deepshit', purple's is 'ddipshit.'
I see the difference now.

Weldone, congratulations.

We surely have to applaud and commend you specially for your ingenuity in coining the word 'deepshit.'
So it doesn't seem as if there's a discrimination against people shitted with abilities.

Virus99:
In the world of Nairaland uncouth trolling...your monicker was a very easy prey Mr Deepshit

Even this your current monicker can easily be twisted to Testipid or Millipid

lol

We saw it right before our very eyes, how that became a subject of immense debate who was first to transform 'ddippset' to 'ddipshit'

If a kid in grade 2 could successfully covert ddippset to ddipshit, and a man who lost his way out at birth could do it, then why not a petty recharge card criminal?

pu7pl3:
Chet up ddipshit

Honestly I hadn't the slightest idea that typing the word "ddipshit" is one of your proudest moments and one of your most cherished life time achievements.

How could I have known! How could I !!

pu7pl3:
Devvy4 I started calling him ddipshit before you even started posting here

Now you both can be very proud of yourselves..

Devvy4:
i successfully named that pleb above “deepshit”

Deepshit how was day?

You were scared to quote me??

I will be back for u.

Kilishihunter:
I hope the nobel peace prize awardees consider you both for this great discovery and innovation you both have teamed up to give humanity

lol

See how they are falling over themselves with glee..

Like they just discovered cure for HIV.