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obonujoker:
Pessi himself calls himself a striker, but Pessibots will say he's a midfielder

So if they ask you now if Messi is a striker, you will say Yes?

Devvy4:
What a weekend for Pessists


-Madrid won
-Manu won
-Varka lost
-Pessi kept a CS in psg’s draw


Sending love & light to Deepshit and Co

Not quite so "hole man"

-Our Ballon dor is just 6 days old, the ecstacy expires in December 2022.
-Man U won but Ronaldo was still upset, he barely celebrated Fred's goal and had a thousand yard stare at the final whistle, because he didn't score to get the headlines.
And me and my homebois had a good laugh at that.
- Madrid will lose 1st position to Inter on Tuesday.
- Man U still 6th position and it's getting more likely that Messi will extend his number of league title wins over Ronaldo.

So don't get it twisted yansh-devvy, there has been a lot to smile about.

FirstbornWds:
I was one of those slandering him. But this present team is nothing without him. He's easily our top 3 player right now and dropping him would be disastrous.

Oooh You follow sef!

Only the Benfica versus Dynamo game would determine our qualification.

FirstbornWds:
I've been seeing some Barcelona fans on Twitter and Facebook asking for Busquets to be benched if we are to see the best version of FDJ.


Like, someone with a normal mindset will have that kind of thought?

lol
You're funny.

Weren't we having an overdose of such comments before Busquets went to the National team and shone in the qualifiers and Nations league?

I remember a lot who wanted Busquets pushed out even on this thread.

Some of us are just keeping calm and holding back against bringing up those past slanders on some of our 'oldies'

Let's just let the past remain in the past!

We move!!

bcomputer101:
Wike my governor.



If to say Dowen College happens to be in Portharcourt ni, Wike for don go there with bulldozer the following day to bring down the whole building.
No time for nonsense.

That's if the victim's family is wealthy and of the top echelon.

Not if the victim is a commoner.

Do you know how many people have suffered from oppression and extra judicial killing without Wike saying a word or flinching a muscle?
The story of Chima the mechanic is fresh in our memory here.


Make Una dey there they lick asss.

Devvy4:
FOH deepshit

You don realize say you talk rubbish, you con dey find where to hide

shiit hole man

Hope you can manage to understand me now.

Devvy4:
FOH deepshit

You don realize say you talk rubbish, you con dey find where to hide

Talk which rubbish,??

My thought process is too advanced for you.

Everyone knows you're the biggest dummy around here so how could you understand anything.??

Nor be you wey require drawing to understand again?

I repeat,, No team sets out at the beginning of the season to drop from champions league to europa league.

But any team which finds themselves in a situation of not qualifying for the knockout stage of the UCL(like Braca now) and drops to Europa will give their all to win that Europa trophy.

And this is FACTOS.

Dunno why all you dummies are having such a hard time understanding this factos.

Devvy4:
FOH deepshit

You don realize say you talk rubbish, you con dey find where to hide

shut up

Hole man

Normal people are talking hole man is talking.

TheHulk616:

fuc off

Devvy4:
Well I know that Cules have that type of mentality, but you see deepshit…..

You will never be the shiit around here brother,

Na only road wey you miss..

pu7pl3:
Only Cules can have this mentality...eeeww

Not for a team who's never won the Champions league trophy before!

But for a team with over 5 UCL titles, it is better to end up with 5 UCL titles and 1 Europe title than to remain stuck with 5 UCL titles.

Let's not be hypocritical and dishonest any team that finds itself dropping to the Europa league due to certain conditions will fight blood sweat and tears to have it in their cabinet.

And that includes even Bayern and Real Madrid.

What's all the fuss about?

Why all the foamings??

As expected; they all fell into the boot trap.



See them 'yapping' like market women..

One question

Do we have the Europa trophy in our cabinet?

If we drop to Europa and somehow win it won't that be better than even getting to the UCL final and not winning the UCL?

There's light at the tunnel end...

FirstbornWds:
Honestly. The previous cameo before this match was not as bad as we labeled it for Puig. The guy rescued Busquets several times but looked uneasy with forward passes.

I don't think anybody would bench Dembele against Bayern sha. We need someone to match speed of Davies and Coman. Even if them go kill us, make e be honorable death.

Muller is still very angry.

FirstbornWds:
Which flex pass this one?

Imagine having two more children and all of them still hold Ballon d'Or award!!


Even his balls get award!!!



Factos

Factos

Devvy4:
Actually it’s both, you don’t have a mind of your own and you’re scared of the mods


You’re weak, and irl people far younger than you will easy bully you.

Deepshit respond

Even as dumb as you are you were still the fastest of the 100k plus cells.

Wonder what it would be like if one of the slower ones made it...

Devvy4:
You can’t type those explicit words in full, cos you’re scared of the mod

Weak-ass nigga

FOH deepshit

Lol

This guy na sissy aswear..


The other day it was not having a mind of my own.
Now it is "scared of the mods"

Ontop ordinary nairaland comment



The biitch in you never fails to manifest aswear

Devvy4:
I have successfully named you deepshit and you have wholeheartedly accepted the name


Thanks

lol

Still thinking you're the shiit for that right!

You're not the shiit niggga, you only fell out the wrong hole.

BABANGBALI:
Incredible! Ronaldo is a phenomenon!!

The only astonishing number is the number of penalties, which unsurprisingly you refused to disclose.

Devvy4:
Deepshit go see picture for here, save an to him phone, come still post am back to this place


Deepshit for a reason

How else is one supposed to quote a comment?

Little wonder sha!


Can't remember; were you the one again that fell out the rear hole making you think you're the shiit around here?
Or was it your twin idiiot!

Factos.

The irony of the caption on the screenshot below is that the word "factos"(which originated from the humble one in his judgement) is the only thing that depicts arrogance instead.



The author is indeed a foolish person.

Kingcalls:
I meant 2018 not 17... u messi people will say its not about goals, and u are here posting goals for me... after scoring all those loads of goals, what did he achieve with those girls?? Absolutely nothing...it simply shows he cudnt score in crucial games ...those goals were against inferior teams ... he sudnt hv won it in 2012... games against Chelsea and Real Madrid ( both eventual winners in CL abd league) he flopped ... so u think he deserved it for scoring levekusen, celta vigo,... so as this he did this year , scoring Eubar, levante , Getafe , Ecuador and Bolivia , but failed in crucial games

its about goals

It's about trophies

But most importantly it's about common sense and discretion.


I don't have to discuss this Eibar and Levante nonsense with you...


But pls NEVER mention Ronaldo near 2012 ballon dor again.

The gods might strike you dead for such blasphemy.

Ronaldo? 2012 Ballon dor

Because of La Liga

Kingcalls:
Then 2012 and 2017 should be Ronaldo

You must be dreaming...

Ronaldo won 2017, which 2017 again?


Now let's look at 2012.


Ronaldo;

*Won La Liga and nothing else he did was special!


Messi;
*Won Copa De Rey.
*Scored 50 League goals (never been done in history)
*Scored 73 Goals in the season (never been done in histoy)
*Scored 91 Goals in the year (never been done)
*Scored 5 Goals in one game in the UCL against Levercusen. (Joint record)
*Scored against all 19 opponents in La Liga and did it consecutively (never been done in history)
* Scored 14 Goals in the UCL to make the champions league top scorer.
*Scored 8 hattricks in the season (never been done in history )
*Registered 23 Assists across the season (never been done in history)



What Messi did in 2012 was impossible, inhuman, godly.

It can never be repeated in mankind.


And Ronaldo was supposed to win Ballon dor 2012 because he won La Liga?

Listen I have seen a lot of Ronaldo fan boys claim over the years that Ronaldo was supposed to win the 2012 Ballon dor.

That claim is criminal. Anybody who says that should be tied to a stake and shot 9 times.

It is the height of delusionto suggest that Ronaldo should have won Ballon dor 2012.


Out of all of Messi's 7 Ballon dors, the one he won in 2012 is the most deserved Ballon dor in history.

I repeat what Messi did in football in 2012 was abnormal, it was immortal and it was devastiing.

Such season will never be repeated by any footballer in the history of this world.

NORSIYK:
What did Messi win in 2010 and 2019 to win it ahead of Sneider and Van dijk?

Are you still crying

Messi in 2010.

La Liga trophy
Copa Del Rey trophy
Pichichi with 34 goals
European golden shoe with 34 goals
Champions league golden boot with 8 goals


But still Iniesta deserved 2010 more than Messi.


Messi in 2019.

Won La Liga
Won the Pichichi
Won the European Golden shoe


But still Van Dijk had a monstrous season and should have won. Being a defender played against him.




Having said that;

2013 should have been Ribery.
2014 should have been Manuel Neuer.


Meanwhile enjoy below and stop wailing.

Maobichek:
This is not the first time nor the second time, like Wesley like Lew. Copa America that was the reason for Leo winning the award was delivered by De maria; you can't compare 2020 Copa America to Euro in any ramification so creating this "insignificant" award for Lew doesn't justify the harm done already.

Was euro 2016 delivered by Eder?

Was nations league 2020 delivered by Bernado Silva?

Answer..

AlhajiBitcoin:
2020 and 2021 belonged to Lewandowski.

No competition...

So the accusation of cheating maybe true being that the Balon Dior is a french organized award. So PSG took it.

So it suddenly became a French organised award in 2021.?

pu7pl3:
Nice one, I've been getting some action but you couldn't make sense even when all the ingredients were handed to you on a platter

What a miserable comeback.

Lol

Devvy4:
You’re capping, head over to Fifa.com and vote for your savior and messiah as directed by deepshit

I won't let this be the alibi you seek.

Jp already said it; the Ballon dor is the most prestigious.

So Bleep the FIFA best...

pu7pl3:
The few times where you do make good points are just soo scarce cos you just manage to overshadow them everytime with your usual nonsense, vibes and insha'Allah...don't keep it up please

You? Good points?


The only time purple can see good points is when a bra is loosened.