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Rap BattlesRe: **=^-** NL King Of Poet Sign Up Thread (KOP 2015) **=^-** by Testerfuze(m): 8:32am On Nov 20, 2015
kr0ne:
Cc:
Llaykorn
Muhdg
Adanna28
RapAcme
Testerfuze
Gottoboy
AlfaAce
Danbrowndmf
Obesemf
Heywhizzy
Jason21
Giyazz
Sosiqdude
Dj5naira
Obainojazz
king of poet??....guess its time i grab the pen once again.
AM IN!!!
Rap BattlesRe: ★★★Raplinx freestyle Shots★★★ by Testerfuze(m): 11:18am On Nov 14, 2015
wooohh!!!....killer blows!.
Rap BattlesRe: **++** 2015 Audio Tourney Sign Up Thread **++** by Testerfuze(m): 6:50am On Nov 12, 2015
kr0ne:
Alright, 6 people signed in already. But we still need more.

Liricyst

Ksslib

CaptainAwesome

CaptainCids

Heywhizzy

Testerfuze
how i woulda lov to participate in this tourney but am sorry......No chance.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 8:46pm On Oct 14, 2015
llaykorn:
Testerfuze, in for a battle?
Aahh....am not really in a battle shape as of now and besides were having our exams and all that,i could be down for a battle this november how bout that?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 8:21pm On Oct 14, 2015
danbrowndmf:
he's been acting like this since he lost an ORDINARY online battle.good guy gone bad smh.
Am not talkin about elymax alone,am talkin abt majority of the guys here who have no regard whatsoever for one another....this guys even go as far as abusing parents who know nothing about whats going on here,its such a shame.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 12:07pm On Oct 14, 2015
Reyginus:
It's like the new definition of a rapper or textcee is the ability to defame a person. And everyone trying to outdo the other person. It's appalling.
olamide once criticized the hardcore rappers for always having tha mindset of beef being part of hip-hop which is not so.....rap battles being an exception,even outside of the rings,pitch or whatsoever, i still believe these men are good friends,no matter how bad germany thrashed brazil, guys like marcelo,neymar,thiago silva etc are still good friends with toni kroos, neuer, muller etc....so whats the fuss about.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 11:47am On Oct 14, 2015
Every time i come here,i see nothing but tantrums, jargons,insults and abuse....why must stupidness be the other of the day?
whatever happened to peace maintainance?
whatever happened to sportmanship?
whatever happened to common sense?
whatever happen to decorum for christ sake?
whyyyyyyyyyhuhhuhhuh
EducationRe: How Many Of You Did This During Exams Period? by Testerfuze(m): 7:59am On Sep 30, 2015
i do this every time,it help you remember and aid assimilation.
Rap BattlesRe: * Lord Of The Rings 2015 : Obainojazz V Jigsawkillah * by Testerfuze(m): 5:50pm On Sep 10, 2015
obainojazz:
I don't still get dis 20 lines thing...still have ideas...but I didn't script much...now I'm seeing dis
No qualms, you're good to go cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Categories Of EPL Fans In Nigeria by Testerfuze(m): 10:46am On Aug 08, 2015
A die hard chelsea fan......(8,
Rap BattlesRe: A Nairalander Needs Your Help To Win Vector's King Kong Competition by Testerfuze(m): 1:46pm On Jul 17, 2015
sosiqdude:
lalasticlala it's really unfair...if you know help this our guy eh, just bear it in mind that God is watching oo



Am out... We are talking about someone's future here
leave lalasticlala and co. alone they'll never want to promote someone's else ambition...they hate d rap battle section and give less attention to we guys,its really unfair...if its abt cossy's b**bs now they'll instantly promote it by movin such a thread to fp.
LiteratureRe: The Tenth Generation by Testerfuze(m): 5:44pm On Jun 29, 2015
frank317:
Hi guys, u can get the ebook copy of this story by contact in me @ xtfranks005@gmail.com or 08027410988 or go to www.globalruns.com to read a protected copy
how do i read the protected copy when its telling me to enter a certain password....i've already sign-up still to no avail.,kindly help with this sir
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 11:33am On Jun 29, 2015
Darkrebel666:
not just that..
1st,2nd & third place get to brawl either of these persons - Ibimi, cooger, krone, ebaprince ✘
Lmao @ ebaprince.....dis darkrebel ehn?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 10:21am On Jun 29, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
guy calm down, i don't think you were cheated. Pls Use this crits to judge that brawl urself.

Opener

rhyme

flow

mets

punch

personals

wordplay = i think you had none...

closer


they said my verse was weak, not cos it was wack, but cos they expected more from me(i've had far better writtens before).
You on the other hand had been downgraded, but you came decent. hence the good remarks you got.
its alright bro am not making any trouble outta this...its already gone,tnx anyway really appreciate kiss
ELYMAXiimus:
guy calm down, i don't think you were cheated. Pls Use this crits to judge that brawl urself.

Opener

rhyme

flow

mets

punch

personals

wordplay = i think you had none...

closer


they said my verse was weak, not cos it was wack, but cos they expected more from me(i've had far better writtens before).
You on the other hand had been downgraded, but you came decent. hence the good remarks you got.
its alright bro am not making any trouble outta this...its already gone,tnx anyway really appreciate
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 9:48am On Jun 29, 2015
liricyst:
first step to taking down a vet is to listen. Simple. ...listen. Check my brawl with giyazz....read my verse. ..then read coogar's verdict. Also check what Idivine and Gladyys said.

Then come back to my recent brawls and see

I listened
am not here to argue or cause any form of trouble....tnx anyway
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 9:10am On Jun 29, 2015
YoungDaNaval:
ATTENTION PLZ!!!

Whoever Wins The Ongoing Tourny Should Get Ready 4 An Exclusive Interview With YoungDaNaval On The Nairaland Rap Interview Platform.


My Contribution To The Tournament!
nice one boss! grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 9:07am On Jun 29, 2015
kr0ne:
Heywhizzy, I don't like the way u keep complaining over an online battle like your life depends on it. If you can't accept our verdict, I guess we'll have to avoid your thread next time you have a brawl. Because all you're saying now is that you know more than we do. Ra ra o!
i should be the one protesting here bro....this is the second time somtin of such is happening to me here on NL, first it was vs fyh and now ely....whereby someone came weak and the other more impressive what i dont seem to get is this....can a weak person flaw an in-form fighter all in the name of reputation??nahhh it ent done that way....anyway its ok and am fine by it whatever the judges say am happy with....am not the violent type.
Rap BattlesRe: The Holocaust Tourney[quarter Finals] Elymaxiimus Vs Testerfuse ✘✘✘ by Testerfuze(m): 8:29pm On Jun 27, 2015
vsersus maxiimus



To an athlete dying young yet thinks he could lift medal/
max and his famz are cliff beggers/
while fuze keep the clique flying....the teams feather/
instead of facing his biz dat could bring cheddar/
na my matter the nigga carry for head like togolese beans seller/

His punches are lame,as all his met-are-force/
tryna study fuze is an end time course/
you'll never graduate or be a better boss/
Bleep a bottom or lesser punch/
i'll rather kick the 15yo kiddo round town like leather balls/

as i write this fable to the slave/
its affirmative he wouldn't be able to be save/
watch me jet 'the mx' off to heaven as he'll 'cradle to the grave'/dmx

#Word of advice
drop dat beef note,take your shoes off and fly/
else i'll plunge his testis and feed em off to crows...dats the truth of the lie/
if max continues his braggadico epistle?...walahi sumobillahi/
amma send him to heaven and with his blood i'll write his demise story in the 'book of ely'/.

gat my blue-print and my map designed/
fuse is rap inclined/
ely??...his life's a bleeped up movie when you tap rewind/
from A-Z we never saw him reach 'maxi' level,surely the chap's declined/

To prove his cred/
this mofo promised to do his best/
by hiring some goons with techs/
bt am a fetish herbalist....i knew instead/
i could command 'marks' men to draw with bullet the map of china through his head/

He's a decietful faker,but amma keep defending his smokes/
you a top vet??....c'mon quit spreading the jokes/
but tonight?..am ending his hopes/
the learning thread he opened shows that,he's still.....learning the ropes/

Bleep eli's preached sermon/
am an hated demon/
embodied with snake head venom/
i attack and break neck region/
max should raise his make death question/
either i abuse,bruise,fuse him or finally strangle him to death with my bare-hands...... n@.ked weapon/

Nigga bounce before its too late/
you wouldnt wanna face this alien with blue face/
if he claim brave-heart,amma give him a full chase/
cus even with the 'energy' vested in him he couldnt still supply 'power' like 'blue-gate'/

His bars makes no sense...too many RANDOM FILLERS/
i'll rather duck his bull-sh!.ts act...afterall am a TANTRUM WEAVER/
this FA.GG0T NIGGA/
tonight will be ripped by my 'shots'....am simply a 'CALLOUS' KILLER/
Rap BattlesRe: The Holocaust Tourney [quarter Finals] Liricyst Vs Gladyys by Testerfuze(m): 8:07pm On Jun 27, 2015
Darkrebel666:
come on..it's just a harmless dinner grin cheesy

Testerfuze.. where are you? it is time to post your bars.. ✘
where my thread at??
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 7:56pm On Jun 27, 2015
Sokrates:
abeg do quick lose. I want my rematch
Lol.......cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 7:35pm On Jun 27, 2015
who's poppin our thread....my verse is up and 8 is fast approaching.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 7:33pm On Jun 27, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
Kr0ne, guykhena, who's popping the thread?


Testerfuze wadup? Lets post as soon as you see this cool
where's our thread.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 7:32pm On Jun 27, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
okay.. I shouldn't be discussing this with y'all sef. I hav'nt got a spot in the top 5 yet.
I hav'nt seen testerfuze since he battled last. I just hope he isn't tryna pull a no-show.
ofcus i wont.
Rap BattlesRe: The Holocaust Tourney✘[Quarter Finals] WOME✘[Week Of Main Event] by Testerfuze(m): 10:52am On Jun 21, 2015
ely it is......Noted.
Rap BattlesRe: The Holocaust Tourney[First Round] - Testerfuze Vs Iceskidd by Testerfuze(m): 8:16pm On Jun 19, 2015
He's from ekpoma edo state.
He's also known for penning short verses.

now lets go.


i came in with an ambulance,....just in case/
my Ak's at attention and my thugs in place/
holocaust tourney..me and kidd....two horse in race/
watch me blow 'eyes' when my wordies
and metas punch his face/

so fly gone...my feathers gone ether/
wonder why fuse is a great metaphor spitter?/
a kidd in the league of real leather ball kickers?/
should be ready to concede 'shots' from brute better gun hitters/

ur cute?...shut the yap you dis lying horror/
ur intergrity's been damaged...embrace ur dying honour/
truth is...dressing up as a peacock to this battle is the only way he's gonna cum out in flying colours/

whats with the play when you cant word/...whats with the word when you cant play/
whats with the play when you cant talk/....whats with the talk when you cant say/


the b!tc.h from ekpoma be like...were winners, bt we'll never see this one winning/
ekpoma a peaceful region?...you must be mad in need of spiritual healing/
cus last i checked,ekpoma is popular due to high rate of cult clashes violence and ritual killings/http://sunnewsonline.com/new/?p=103655

am cold,mean and even hotter than ur mamas cooking pot/
the presence of fuse giving him a humming thought/
while he's scripting 'words play' ...am planning him a 'shooting plot'/

his style's outdated and over-used like nokia chargers main pin mouth/
am rahl reloaded...straight from the baneling mouth/
wats a nerdy kidd when i maim e-tout/
wit techs...i'll take him out/
am bout to take dis bout/
......and i swear to 'allah' even 'rakim' wouldnt be able to bail him out/

bout to whoop this kid like crazy teacher/
for not writing clear..i only see mazy fillers/
now i be aiming trigger/
facing nigga/
purnishment for a kid who spits more short verses than lazy preachers/

he cant spar with yao-min knights/
neither can he survive a shaolin fight/
i'll slaughter him this haloween 'night'/
and hang his corpse...on street tops/
for peeps to see like halogen lights/

you can tell the cops or complain to the nearest officers division/
cus pairing me and you is unlawful,a failed logical decision/
my snipers execute cruelly at 100% surgical precision/
you see??....i just killed a nigga,sheer bodybag infliction/.


#
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 8:00pm On Jun 19, 2015
okayw:
Hello God of rapper am new here
welcome on board kiss
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 7:49pm On Jun 19, 2015
where's iceskidd....deadline approaching remember.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 10:51am On Jun 18, 2015
Iceskidd:
Where testerfuze sef?
behind you
Rap BattlesRe: The Holocaust Tourney [First Round] Vickybash Vs Laykorn by Testerfuze(m): 8:45am On Jun 17, 2015
grin grin .....vickybashing is a diease abeg!.
Rap BattlesRe: The Holocaust Tourney✘ [preliminary-stage] WOME[Week Of Main Event] by Testerfuze(m): 2:01pm On Jun 14, 2015
Iceskidd:
As if una know say e don tey wey i wan kill fuze
pfft!.....will like to see you do that any start prepping ur bars, i wont take a no-show .
Rap BattlesRe: I Am The Best Rapper On Nairaland ..talk Now Or Remain Forever Silent by Testerfuze(m): 6:23pm On Jun 11, 2015
Another noise maker.
Rap BattlesRe: The Holocaust Tourney [season 1][sign-up thread] by Testerfuze(m): 8:07pm On Jun 10, 2015
IN.....lemme get back into the ring once again

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