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CrimeRe: Family Seeks Justice As Soldiers Reportedly Kill Their 25yr Old Daughter (Video) by Testerfuze(m): 9:09am On Sep 24, 2022
brandsoncharlie:
Soldiers are meant for war ,border security And to protect FG facilities not on the road Oppressing people and causing road blocks.
Police should handle civilian issues not soldiers for war, go to other countries u rarely see soldiers on the road and road blocks u hardly see it.
I don’t think you need to educate the idiot who thinks it is a soldier’s duty to mount roadblocks just so they can collect bribes from transporters of illegal products. That’s for the police and we even rebuke them for it, Yusuf is probably a terrorist for even thinking “the soldier was doing his duty” By shooting indiscriminately in a densely populated environment, he(the soldier) knew the risk, he just didn’t care bcus he knows he won’t be blamed by killers like Yusuf and the APC killing killing Govt.
Soldiers/police need to be more educated about proper use of firearms in Nigeria.
CrimeRe: Gloria Okolie: FENRAD Threatens Legal Action Against IGP Over Illegal Detention by Testerfuze(m): 8:38am On Aug 25, 2021
SultanYoung:
keep pushing
Shut the F up and stop derailing the thread you bloody gullible ragtag id!ot. YOU CANT DO SH!!T

Display your loaction as well if guys won’t use you as a scapegoat, nobody has the monopoly of Violence. Anuofia!!!
PoliticsRe: Miyetti Allah Alleges Murder Of Fulani Leader, Wakili by Testerfuze(m): 1:35pm On Mar 07, 2021
This is good news! Really good one. He was never a leader but a terrorist. If you live by the sword, be ready to die by it.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 11:22am On Jul 22, 2019
Wadewaltz:
So smart...My maths score is called d mark of the beast

My Constellation shone bright and attract from the East

Got the Isrealites ark fleeced

I'm a Blood-thirsty Seraph on God's Wage BILL,gettin paid to kill

Any mo'fucker dat claim he's gat ace scripts......COST BE jail after I claim he rapes sists

next phase is not an elimination...Its straight killin

Like am a Faagggot gay gun-holding extremist

Me and my crew knifin ur dome,call it The Crew Cut

Steal your blings and zoom,leaving u to brew grudge

If Mikuz and Dj5naira say they are PUNCHING MA CHIN

Know dey ain't cutting holes through my skin

And I make their ladies sweat and flap deir fins

She wanna see ME RAW,reflecting on the mack-ass bitch

Fitter than y'all for pure hardcore hip hop

Y'all fits is for having hard drug seizures

My gun piston releasing...Slugs as quick as your reasoning

Shut your body system,trouble shoot im outta existence

Paying minute detail to any chances of his living
I like this guy cool cool
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Testerfuze(m): 8:46am On Jul 08, 2019
Bad shoe?, Jonathan had none and became.... President/
It's... evident/
You've never really learnt your... Lesson yet/
So we storm to burst his.... Residence/
The ... Effin vet/
Will be f,uc.ked by inches of c,o.rks and .... Many lenghts/
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 1:43pm On Jul 05, 2019
souloho19:
Testerfuze that ab see the fall out line was dope..nice one
Thanks mahn smiley
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 12:19am On Jul 02, 2019
grin lipsrsealed Savage nigga grin
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Testerfuze(m): 9:18pm On Jun 27, 2019
You just another cheap point for me to score, of course... I've rubbish hundreds/
Next time, do better with the diss and don't come at me with any more.... Malnourish content/
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Testerfuze(m): 10:09pm On Jun 26, 2019
Kasala go burst for you when I pull my.... Gun out/
Am not the one you should call-out/
Cus even Tom Cruise will decline your impossible mission, when I make AB C D.... Fall-out/ AB see the

Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 8:37pm On Jun 21, 2019
Wadewaltz:
As My pen touch part of my remaining notes.....Like knifing his cardio till he bled out sweat!

There ain't no heart of Davy Jones......Just 16 slugs on the dead man's Chest!

I drop Iron bars with Rough edges....Like cons with shanks targetting Cons not friendly

Let me paint you life's picture.....I'm kind of a crazy artiste with celestial features

A Van Gogh that points pistols in opposite direction!.....you know ur in my ward and it's Ceasar Nero's Jurisdiction

Ask the great Ibime if his Ijaw people still gat an extra net to borrow......Dj was told he was good and the fish swallowed.......Hook,line and Sinker,he made Jesus frown in convincing Peter to follow

If he was an Indian...Push the burnt dead weight into a river....I feel like Hannibal moving elephants across rivers

Talk of Rivers...I'm like a moving train,Ameachi didn't cut off my stripes...So I can end beef when I crush cows
Nigga you a killer!!!!
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Testerfuze(m): 8:23pm On Jun 21, 2019
I don't war with slowpoke gods so.... What the fuk.k/
True, I can battle you or ..... war with words/
But that's a long thing when I can..... c0.rk me glocks/
Pop this bum/
To teach others a lesson that on the street, pen don't have nothing...... On the sword/
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Testerfuze(m): 6:05am On Jun 20, 2019
Me .......stressed and provoked?/
Lol, your defense is funny like Arsene...... wengers low bloke/
Rather than pay attention to that shit you called rap, I.... Better go broke.
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Testerfuze(m): 8:10am On Jun 19, 2019
You saw the red-eyes of a..... hungry cat/
You this.... Bloody lad/
Better..... stop this act/
Or the only collabo will be with my machete and your body-parts/
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Testerfuze(m): 12:03pm On Jun 17, 2019
This DJ better stop the tortoise game/
You often claim/
That your metas are tight and your multis sane/
I think we'll all agree that they ain't causing pain/
So it's all still plain/
That he has a faulty car but he's better than you who has a...... Faulty brain/
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Testerfuze(m): 2:33pm On Jun 15, 2019
What a taboo/
Look at this fraud.... Yahoo/
Who thinks dj5naira is a better nameplay than boo/
Lol, they ain't no nairalander so daft as you/
If you see a scenario where 5naira is a better "play"... Bros go watch part 2/
CrimeRe: NDLEA/EFCC Burst FUNAAB Environments, Several Students Arrested. by Testerfuze(m): 4:26pm On Jun 14, 2019
Slymonster:
Wonderful. What state did this happen?
Abeokuta ogun state. Around Asero area precisely.
CrimeRe: NDLEA/EFCC Burst FUNAAB Environments, Several Students Arrested. by Testerfuze(m): 2:49pm On Jun 14, 2019
mrAMG2:
Do these effcc operatives carry arms?

Do they go with police escorts?

What if at that ungodly hour of 2am/3am while they’re breaking in to peoples’ homes someone raises an alarm of “thief thief” or “ole” and people legit come out to counter them?

Except the area vigilante is not aware of what’s happening, what if they actually engage those efcc operatives upon hearing “thief thief” and believe me there are some vigilante guys you don’t want to meet in battle.

I understand they must quench their thirst for corrupt blood but why in the dead of night?

What will happen to the innocent ones? We all know how SARS will lock up both innocent and guilty and force them to write statements that they were arrested for something they didn’t do.

The hostels that are being raided, did the school sanction it?

Do they have duly issued and signed warrants?

Can those students afford lawyers? And will the state provide at least an average competent lawyer and not those charge and bail ones?

Can they produce case files with detailed investigation notes, evidence etc?
All this applies to a sane country, naija is insane. A friend of mine was tagged an armed robber by SARS for using a John wick wallpaper on his phone. They said he is either into guns or an armed robber himself, we had to bail him with 30k. Since then, my hatred for this uniform mad dogs has known no bounds. The innocents arrested will be tagged with one crime or the other, let's face it. This is so heartbreaking
CrimeRe: NDLEA/EFCC Burst FUNAAB Environments, Several Students Arrested. by Testerfuze(m): 2:42pm On Jun 14, 2019
iukpe:
Our students are so illiterate today to their rights and societal values. This is because they are more focused on drugs, fraud, cultism and social rivalry (whatever that means) and they do not study or research enough to understand what politics, law and governance should be.
In the 80s and 90s some of the ills of our politicians and agencies would be strongly protested by students who usually take the forefront of public outcry for a better approach to issues by government. The amazing thing is that those years we had military regimes. Does it mean that our democracy is OK?
The Endsars movement has been agitated, protested and the concerns of the masses has been talked before the government for years yet nothing has been done. Nigerian Government negligence game is 100%. Imagine a country where the police IG and Lagos state commissioner disable comments on their social media platforms.
They are not even ready to listen to your concerns, how do we reason logic with madmen. In my country, the uniform gun wielding man will quote the law for you be it right or wrong you have to admit or be the next dead victim.
Nigeria is a failed nation we all know that, what's really sad is the fact that everyone now is even supporting this unruly acts.
I don't support drugs, fraud or robbery but please direct the authorities to do their jobs right.

No illegal stop and search
No illegal burglary
No illegal or forced arrests.

Our hatred for yahoo has made all this mad nairaland literate decide to side with EFcc regarded they are doing their jobs right or wrong. I pray one of you or some knee you know fall victim soon. Now we'll sit and re-assess if you will still support their illegal unprecedented acts.
CrimeRe: NDLEA/EFCC Burst FUNAAB Environments, Several Students Arrested. by Testerfuze(m): 1:45pm On Jun 14, 2019
Are we just going to ignore the fact this is very wrong and illegal. I won't say anything before nairaland keyboard warriors reason my matter. Some-one even said above that an EFcc id card is a warrant all in a bid to vindicate their actions. Lol, no problem.
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Testerfuze(m): 12:58pm On Jun 14, 2019
You've been around for so long yet your bars are still old-school, uncivilized and primitive.... So Barbarian /
Testerfuze with his dull n girlish line is known to edge every... flow criteria/
Nigga thinks he spit venom, but instead... Behold Bacteria/
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Testerfuze(m): 2:12am On Jun 14, 2019
I'll ignore those preaching above.... Jew Apostles/
I bet you think we feeling your delicacy, maybe it's..... Cool as Tofu /
Claiming you a flow killer but you sound whack just like the.... Dude above you/
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Testerfuze(m): 11:05am On May 20, 2019
So you have the Gig to diss.... Two guys that have breast/ At-least I saw barz spitting between them. .. two guys that have sense/ I tried to make meaning of what you typed... Few times I back-stepped/ Your username is misleading, should be.... Two rhymes tha rap less/
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 8:00pm On May 19, 2019
I see lines and lines like techs writing..... pro-grams/
Watery flows like... old dams/
� Lol, some even dey... blow grams/
Oh fams/
Leave the rap world and.... Grow yams/
Although I see some Wow lines but havent seen the knock-out � punch that'll make Nigga's need some..... Bone trans/
SportsRe: EPL: Some Chelsea Fans Are Stupid – Sarri by Testerfuze(m): 11:45am On Dec 15, 2018
This op or the person who casted the headline is a disgrace to journalism, later they will chest-beat and brag about how they graduated from OAU, Unilag and co. Yet ordinary headline you can't cast, am not even sure the fool read the content before casting the headline sef...... I watched the interview live on TV, sarri said racism is everywhere and not only in England but every in Europe so I don't know where you saw him say Chelsea fans are stupid. Stop your foolishness and report what is real and not what you feel like typing from your Nokia 2700c express music.
CelebritiesRe: How Baba Sala Died - Son Talks On Icon's Demise After Taking Supper by Testerfuze(m): 12:03am On Oct 09, 2018
Last supper! R.I.P papa. Your memory lives on forever.
SportsRe: Chelsea Treats Me Like A Criminal - Diego Costa by Testerfuze(m): 3:17pm On Aug 15, 2017
OracleE:
Hello Sir, I am deeply humbled and wowed at ur manner of conversation.

Was angry at Conte but now I view the issue from a different point of view. Conte might be right but I still believe a text message was not the right call to make.

Though I still wish Diego lets go of his pride settles back to business coz sincerely I am having doubts about Morata.

#LeBleu



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A text message might not be right but the bottom line is that Diego and Chelsea already had an agreement six months prior before he got the message, now the season ended and conte sends a congratulatory message to all the squad including Costa himself but also reminding him of the earlier agreement...
He blew it out of proportion himself by opening up to the media. Now he already stated his intention to go to atletico alone making it impossible for Chelsea to realise his real worth, they are willing to offer 20m while quoting 70m for carrasco who is their own player, any sane human will know Costa is better than carrasco....look at the position he put the club yet claiming he is been treated like a criminal.

Most guys here are just saying what they don't know, I have been following Diego Costas saga since 8months.... here is the latest on his case as early as this morning atletico now willing to pay 35m which is still short of his 65m value

https://futbol.as.com/futbol/2017/08/14/primera/1502728339_645736.html
SportsRe: Chelsea Treats Me Like A Criminal - Diego Costa by Testerfuze(m): 3:52am On Aug 15, 2017
mancheeutd:
IMAGINE HE WAS PLAYING AGAINST CHELSEA AND HE SCORED OVER 20GOALS YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE TO SHUT UP
Mregghead you are rude for saying someone to shutup for her own opinion it runs in your blood a typical Chelsea fan is a tout and uncultured animal. Diego is not the first u will want to destroy is life. if he has an attitudinal problem why can't u manage him like cantona, Roy Keane, Rooney, balloteli, Sergio ramos, Gattuso, etc were managed by great club and coaches but because Chelsea is a dry gin all they are good at is destroying players career
mourinho won the league with 99pt you called him Judas and sacked him 2wice
mateja kezman
pizzaro
Fernando Torres
schevchenko
Mikel obi
deco
belleti
falcao
crespo
and now Diego Costa
waiting for hazards turn...what a club
they even turned fabregas to a bully.
Actually sir, the guy is right... he might be rude about how he said it but he is right, I guess you're a United fan, in 2014 when Rooney wanted to leave United, if he had stopped coming to training, flirting with another club, mocking United on twitter, disrespected Ferguson, telling the media what was meant to be private within the club etc even with his good track records with United, tell me if you will be proud of that and I a Chelsea fan telling you that your club is the reason why Rooney has gone crazy because United can't manage him. you made reference to Cantona, balloteli, Roy Keane, Sergio Ramos, none of those players ever disrespected their club like Costa did or flirted with other clubs, show me anywhere they did... those you mentioned up there are mere hot tempered guys just like Suarez, David Luis, Rafael, etc. Please I implore you to always be thorough with your research before making assessments.
SportsRe: Chelsea Treats Me Like A Criminal - Diego Costa by Testerfuze(m): 3:35am On Aug 15, 2017
cstr1000:
Absolute cuntt of a player.
Chelsea does not suffer from inferiority complex. They don't hold a player against their wish because they can always get better players.
MATIC, CHALOBAH, AKE all left Chelsea without any issues.
Costa on the other hand tried to play a fast one on the club by deliberating reducing his monetary value by going public and at the same time does not want to go any other club but the utterly cheap athletico madrid.
AC milan wants to pay more, but the useless fool is pining for stingy athletico. The same athletico that has just been banned from transfer.
Even when they were not banned, they did not value costa enough to pay his full fee.
Costa has no sense to realize that athletic madrid does not value him as much as he values them.
Sir, you are the only one here who got the whole picture of the present scenario, everyone else does not even have a clue of what's going on in cobham right now, Chelsea gave Costa an extended two weeks break and yet when he was called to resume training he didn't show up, tell me what else he wants from the club, even Petr Cech that agitated for a move to arsenal when psg where offering Chelsea twice the amount arsenal offered, Chelsea respected his wish because he was professional about it, Costa is a sickness who stir up problems and later play the victim card. If matic had talked to the general public about wanting to join United alone, you think they will offer 40m for a 29yo soon to be 30 slow midfielder??..... Hell no! Instead the guy trained alone for 3weeks and finally he realized his dream.
SportsRe: Chelsea Treats Me Like A Criminal - Diego Costa by Testerfuze(m): 3:25am On Aug 15, 2017
MrHistorian:
Chelsea,the ungrateful team.

Costa was an indispensable tool to their EPL 2016/2017 triumph.Despite his goal scoring exploits,the manager decides to ridicule him out of the team by sending him an "ordinary" text message to inform him about his irrelevance in the team.Imagine!...Not even a Phone Call or a physical discussion.

That was how Diego Costa was disgraced out of the team because of a "frivolous" excuse of him to be fiery temper which can be easily solved by employing a Psychologist or engaging him maturely about how his attitude affects the team.


Let's wait to see a successor that will be as resilient as this gentleman is.


Please...Don't mention me and type Morata.
Sir am very sorry to say this but it seems you are very ignorant of what's going on at Stamford Bridge, let me give you a slight detail. Ever since Diego Costa signed with Chelsea he has been agitating for a move back to Spain, last summer he tried to move too but then atletico acquired the service of Kevin gameiro and Costa himself did an interview where he admitted that he had to run back to conte with tails between his legs(you can google to verify this, it's on every major English outlet).

Fast forward to January, Costa agitated for a move again but this time, Chelsea made him understand his importance as a vital cog in a team fighting for the title.

meanwhile in January an agreement was reached.... that costa be allowed to leave at the end of the season. now fast forward to July, Antonio content sends Diego Costa a text while he was in the Spain national team prepping for a qualifier, the message reads that Costa is not in his plans for the upcoming season( a decision Costa himself, his lawyers, his agent, Chelsea board and the manager all knew about) Costa took this to a new different level by divulging this information to the general public even when it's meant to be private.

Costa whilst still under contract with Chelsea partied in an atletico Madrid Jersey and sends a sarcastic but insulting message to the head coach too( via twitter).
Costa reiterated that he is going nowhere but only atletico making it hard for Chelsea to have bargaining power, atletico saw this as an opportunity to legally Chelsea and bid 20m for Costa in a world where higuan at the same age and calibre of Costa went to juventus for 90m.

I can go on and on, Antonio conte wasn't faultless, but labelling Costa as the victim here and terming Chelsea FC as ungrateful is a stupid thing to say. nemanja matic kept quite, was professional about everything and just got his dream move, Costa is the one at fault here, not Chelsea fc.

#Rant over.
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Re-arrested, Pastor Ibiyeomie To Appear As Witness In Court by Testerfuze(m): 3:00pm On Mar 31, 2017
majekdom2:
what gospel are you saying? A pastor did not throw any rock, He only exercised his right as a citizen. If someone defames you, you have the right to sue him. So how is taking one to court throwing a rock. Simple, the lady should apologise and she will be allowed to go and sin no more. Someone has got to call Kemi to order and that's what the pastor is doing in a civil way. What's wrong with that?
If buhari goes around to jail everyone who has committed slander about him i bet many Nigerians will be in jail by now but then because this particular one is a man of God, common sense flies out the window. He is supposed to ignore kemi and her rants after all everyone knows its kemi ( the psycho one). He is a citizen, yes. He has rights....ofcourse, but then so does wizkid, davido, buhari, Baba adeboye of Rccg and so on, people will always badmouth you once you're a prominent person, pastor ibiyeomie is not acting like a pastor here, he is acting like a normal human with legal rights albeit not also showing mercy so that kind of individual is not worth being called a man of God who preach forgiveness and mercy while having none himself, i just hope you comprehend my points sir.
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Re-arrested, Pastor Ibiyeomie To Appear As Witness In Court by Testerfuze(m): 2:14pm On Mar 31, 2017
majekdom2:
you are simply unintelligent. A pastor like everyother person is a citizen and should enjoy the rights every citizen of a country enjoys. Does your responsibility stop you from being a citizen? Answer that. A pastor is not a house boy neither is he supposed to live like one without rights. A pastor should not suffer humiliation because he is a pastor. He is human and has human rights!
Wrong!!! a pastor is someone who minister in a church or someone who preach the gospel. He also ask the responsibilities of a pastor which is to preach the gospel and set good example for others to follow, now going by that logic if am to follow pastor ibiyeomie, if anyone throw me a stone i should throw them a rock back simply because am a human being and a pastor too? peter, steven, jesus and co. were they not human? Is that the gospel jesus ask them to preach? Answer the questions izzou asked you and don't swerve or try to twist answers to your own taste. I read alot of comments here and found this particular one way out of line. Am sorry if this sound offensive to you, i really am.
Rap BattlesRe: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Fluxmind by Testerfuze(m): 8:27am On Mar 28, 2017
Paayne got this for me. More clever, more witty and most especially more creative lines! No way he's loosing this.

MVGT: Paayne.

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