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GamingRe: What's The Most Challenging Game You've Ever Played? by Testerfuze(m): 10:33pm On Jan 27, 2017
God hand. Although i was through with it within a month, that game was a lil difficult tho
EducationRe: Lost And Found OAU B.Sc Certificate by Testerfuze(m): 12:13pm On Jan 24, 2017
laivwire:
Search for the person's name on Facebook and contact him or her now
This is a very brilliant suggestion, but in this era of social media craze the Temidayo Tolulope Oluokun you are looking for might actually now be D-one Teeboy Olumoney. Tell me how its possible to find such a person.
Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016 Finals: MrKang is Champion!!!!!***|/// by Testerfuze(m): 9:31am On Dec 09, 2016
Opener: Mrkang

His opener was very direct and had more effect because of his excellent build-up to the ozone layer punch.

Rhymes: This is a TIE

Similes/metaphors: This is also a tie, nothing to separate the two ninjas in this category.

Punchline: Mrkang

Zach didn't win this category not for lack of effort but for the superiority of his opponent who is a step above him. It can not be argued that mrkangs pulling your legs punch is better than zachs action speaks better than words punch.
Or better still, the ozone layer opener to me is more dope than zachs kangaroo.
While zachs punches rate between 6/10 Mrkangs punches rates between 8upper.

Personals: Mrkang

He capitalised on that coogs mixup which zach is prolly not aware of, or maybe he is, i definitely don't know. Kang put in the work and earned himself this criteria.

Flow: Mrkang

I felt this nigga more.

Wordsplay: Mrkang

He won this too, zach also did great here but just as with the punch criteria, kang is a step above.

Closer: Fear Mrkang cool

MVGT : Mrkang

What a nice way to round up the tourney.
Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Paayne ***|/// by Testerfuze(m): 9:00am On Nov 29, 2016
The battle is a bit one sided not for lack of effort from paayne but for the hardwork of mrkang, both did well and infact paayne's verse would've won against a lazier opponent but mrkang isn't really joking, nigga took this brawl like his life depended on it.


MVGT: Mrkang
Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Drisklef Vs Paayne ***|/// by Testerfuze(m): 9:51am On Nov 23, 2016
MVGT : Paayne for bringing a better structured verse. drisklef's line was okay too but kinda lazy, i couldnt even pick up to three good punches in there. Paayne brought more and so deserve my vote.
Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Rapacme Vs Kineticist ***|/// by Testerfuze(m): 2:04pm On Nov 20, 2016
Rapacme treated this like a real battle and came in with heavier punches but kineticist flow better, his rhymes and flow coherence really impressed me as there is chemistry between his verse. Acme got the better punch and is the better battle rapper but kineticist is the better rapper and i'll rather give an award to the overall best than a departmental best. Therefore

MVGT: kineticist.
Rap BattlesRe: ///|***NRBNT 2016: Tallysmallz Vs Pundad***|\\\ by Testerfuze(m): 3:51pm On Nov 16, 2016
Maybe its just my opinion but this battle looks one sided to me, pundad cleared all the criterias except for maybe only words play where i think is tallys only strenght in this. She did tried tho but her rhymes are falling off and the punches are too weak to have any effect.

MVGT: Pundad
Rap BattlesRe: ///|***NRBNT 2016: Jerrythafinisher Vs Drisklef***|\\\ by Testerfuze(m): 12:03am On Nov 16, 2016
Jerrythafinisher has rhyme and flows but his verse doesn't sting hard enough.


Drisklef did great too but would've lost this easily if he is battling someone with heavier punches, you need to learn how to maximise the damage, the idea and killer instinct is already there, put it into work.

Verdict: Both tried but due to the craft work and cohesion drisklef brought coupled with the fact that he surpassed his opponent for lyricism, there can be no one else to win this than

MVGT: DRISKLEF
Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Pressplay411 Vs Deep Thoughts ***|/// by Testerfuze(m): 10:12pm On Nov 15, 2016
Tallysmallz:
U lost b1tch..... Cover your head in shame... tongue
Haba, be nice. Anyone can lose a battle and besides he battled a vet.
Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Pressplay411 Vs Deep Thoughts ***|/// by Testerfuze(m): 10:11pm On Nov 15, 2016
This is felony! Deepthought is a vet and shouldn't be allowed to battle a rookie. He won this hands down. Pressplay did the best he could do, and please for clarity i guess you should structure your bars better when next you battle so it wont be an eye-sore to readers, you will grow in this game bro, you've got the idea and zeal cool
Rap BattlesRe: ///|***NRBNT 2016: Paayne Vs Blessedmarshal***|\\\ by Testerfuze(m): 8:56pm On Nov 14, 2016
Quite a close call but i'll edge towards paayne on this one.
He's got more wits and rhymes than his opponent, his verse is filled with humour and quite funny yet never deviating from the course as his punches hit harder too.

Marshall on the other hand was more aggressive and took this more serious, her verse is good too. My favourite is the "paayne got balls" punch. That sh!it is funny grin

MVGT : Paayne
CelebritiesRe: Maria Ude Nwachi To Linda Ikeji: "Humble Yourself If Yo Want A Man To Marry You" by Testerfuze(m): 12:09am On Nov 08, 2016
Beamborla:
Read my reply over again. You might get it this time.

Before some vultures however see this as an opportunity to tear me apart, yes I'm not rich YET. I have my two hands, my legs and my brain and most importantly, I have God...I'm not shooting for riches, I'm shooting for smth greater and better

If a rich guy tells me I'm not his standard cos I'm not rich, I won't blame him or become bitter. He has the right to choose. Poor is not attractive to even the poor not to talk of the rich.

I'M NOT OUT FOR A RICH GUY. I PREFER STARTING OUT FROM THE SCRATCH WITH WHOSOEVER I WOULD BE GETTING MARRIED TO.
No offense ma, you should stop trying to argue out your points because they are too contradictory. One moment its A and the next second its B, i tried comprehending your piece but its just not sinking in my brain.
And where you really knocked me off was when you played the equality card, i shaperly gave up.
Take for instance, funke akindele is a very successful lady with lots of accolades and there-in yet still single at 38. I never heard funke bitching about her man should be this or that or be a certain "Tyler perry", instead she just focused and the right man came at the right time.
You are entitled to your opinion anyway, stay safe ma.
Rap BattlesRe: The Nairaland Rapbattles Newbies' Tourney -- Sign-up Thread. by Testerfuze(m): 1:56pm On Nov 07, 2016
A newbie tourney! cant wait to read some bars cheesy
CareerRe: Describe Your Salary With A Movie Title!!! by Testerfuze(m): 8:15am On Aug 24, 2016
embarassedDie another day embarassed
FashionRe: Mr Nairaland 2016 - Grand Finale by Testerfuze(m): 4:09pm On Aug 06, 2016
My vote goes toooo the finest,most handsome and brilliant dude out there even though i dont know the man.

i vote for IAMKINGZLEE

Cc: NLjega
LiteratureRe: The New Story Of Harry Potter And The Cursed Child by Testerfuze(m): 6:57am On Jul 31, 2016
oolawale:
Ok
prince4pro:
wink
annyberry:
Ok
juncheng:
Ok
dasauce:
Noted sir...
iamodenigbo1:
i
passionate88:
Ok
iamodenigbo1:
i
Na by force to book space!!!
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CelebritiesRe: Binta Diallo And Wizkid's Son In Ankara Combo by Testerfuze(m): 4:32pm On Jul 18, 2016
One thing i notice about the baloguns is that they are all "headies".
CelebritiesRe: Ibrahim Chata: Film Awards In Nigeria Are Not Credible Enough, Do Not Vote 4 Me by Testerfuze(m): 5:48pm On Jul 07, 2016
Why would he utter such words, i still believe some of this things are credible although some such as headies are now craps!.... Go for gold man and do your parents and family proud.
RomanceRe: Download Jenifa’s Diary Season 1 All Episodes by Testerfuze(m): 1:09am On Jul 03, 2016
Thanks for the help, i really appreciate the effort. What about season 2....Can you please help with that?
FashionRe: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by Testerfuze(m): 2:15pm On Jun 25, 2016
REFINER is the way.....Be refined.
Cc: NLJega
FashionRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Semi-final by Testerfuze(m): 2:42pm On Jun 22, 2016
I dont know any of these girls from adam but even a blind man will know this refiner of a girl is sent from heaven, a true model and a rare beauty.
I vote REFINER

Cc: NLJega
Jokes EtcRe: When You Refuse Picking Your Landlord Calls (Hilarious Photo) by Testerfuze(m): 9:33pm On Jun 13, 2016
Rexeffiom:
grin
grayht:
That bricklayer is from "Ring Road" Ibadan.
"Quote me" If am wrong!
braine:
Lol.
Roon9:
F
mrlaw93:
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Dandeson1:
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Praisemelody post=46547492:
Ok
[quote author=Dandeson1 post=46547536]
See them!
Rap BattlesRe: "Bad Girl" - By Tonniblaze Aka Gottoboy. by Testerfuze(m): 10:59am On Jun 06, 2016
gottoboy:
Cc lalasticlala, dominique
Dont tell me you dont know lalas password, here lemme help you
Snakes cleavage olajumoke NDA.
PoliticsRe: Avengers: Eni Stops 65,000 Barrels Per Day Crude Production - Vanguard by Testerfuze(m): 9:08am On Jun 06, 2016
macluvph1:
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macluvph1:
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macluvph1:
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Una don start this early momo
PoliticsRe: Avengers: Eni Stops 65,000 Barrels Per Day Crude Production - Vanguard by Testerfuze(m): 9:08am On Jun 06, 2016
PhonesRe: Facebook Wants To Start Encrypting Your Chats by Testerfuze(m): 6:47am On Jun 05, 2016
oluwamykel:
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teepsee:
Y
valencia25:
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MrCow:
lolz
valencia25:
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Book with sense naw!!
CrimeRe: How I Was Shot At By Usman Oyibe Jibrin by Testerfuze(m): 9:46am On May 25, 2016
nbright:
Ehya
ORACLE1975:
Sorry
brainbox1000:
shocked
youngberry001:
Ok
ayatt:
g
yomalex:
Chai
hringbraut:
Ermmmm!!
Zaikon:
9
ghostofsparta:
F
Zaikon:
9
Association of space bookers.....gotcha!
Nairaland GeneralRe: One Million Chasing 10,000 Police Jobs by Testerfuze(m): 7:32am On May 20, 2016
Most of those people took alot of factors into consideration, most are corrupt individuals waiting to take their chances whenever it comes.....Its not about the Loyalty to my country, honour or etc, its about the following......

Salary - 30k
Daily bribes from bus-stops- 2k
Bribes from marijuana sellers and smokers - 5k
Yahoo boy nabbed - 40k
Prostitutes apartment raid - Free t0t0
School boys raided at game centres-5k
Gamblers nabbed- 5k
illegal detention - 3k
Touts arrested - 3k
Police street raid - 5k
This and etcetra are what they out into consideration,before you know it.....grin
PhonesRe: MTN Confirms Removal Of Night Data Plans by Testerfuze(m): 7:18am On May 20, 2016
firstolalekan:
Are you OK huh
How much is new one?

If you see wu go buy 10k make u thank GodGod undecided
Why you dey spoil market for the guy, just let the buyers put their bargaining skills into use....Afterall they've exchanged contact, let'em sort it out.
PoliticsRe: Onitsha Tops The List Of World's Most Polluted Cities by Testerfuze(m): 11:05pm On May 13, 2016
Whaaaat!....you kiddin right?. Anyway adonbelieveit
PoliticsRe: Onitsha Tops The List Of World's Most Polluted Cities by Testerfuze(m): 11:05pm On May 13, 2016
Whaaaat!....you kiddin right?. Anyway adonbelieveit
Music/RadioRe: A Freestyle I Did With Vector's King Kong Instrumental (lyrics Included) by Testerfuze(m):
The guy actually tried, its not easy writing a creative line and all. Rome wasn't built in a day, there is still room for improvements. Keep it up man, when there is a "will" there is a way.

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