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Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 12:22pm On Jan 20, 2015
Been a While i've had shots on flow for rank/
Wit mullah the priority,i had to go for bank/
So guess am due for spank/

Fuze is back....

So let this fa..s know/
I Rain Punch and FAst blows/
My goons my niggas....my back-bones/
If this whack hoes/
Tryna play the role of a last Boss/
Then i'll "Phil" and let my mack "Jones"/
Or finger my 9's and give this fenando's/
A "tour-res" due to the fact they lack goals/

From Soccer to the text world,yall know my methods are brutal/
My writtens goal...my script scores "headers" and "footer"/
Fucktards and Judas/
Both hustlers and muggers/
Wont stop fuze potential like KAKUTA/
My zeal of a Lion wit the Spirit of Aluta/
Think am up with the real vets,likes of bis,kr0ne and coogar/
Rest are down wit em sokrates sparing with under-age......MALOUDAS.


#Rapberry.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 4:06pm On Jan 18, 2015
mikuz:
Forget it mehn. We re done here! cool
Mik??....you the man cool bone haters!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 3:44pm On Jan 18, 2015
gottoboy:
Always!
Can you pls do us the favour of posting it
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 11:05pm On Jan 16, 2015
angry angry angry
Rap BattlesRe: *** ~ Battle Of The Steeled Warlords - JOEmystic Vs GIYAZZ!! ~ *** by Testerfuze(m): 2:56pm On Jan 14, 2015
Joe's verse is incomplete bt the quality of the verse can not be ignored...giyaz on the other hand packed alotta heat in his verse and he was more aggressive wit the punch,joe could hav bag the win here had he completed his verse so sorry gee anyway

MVGT: giyazz
FoodRe: Nairalanders,what Type Of Food Do You Hate/detest Most by Testerfuze(m): 8:50am On Jan 14, 2015
Yungwizzzy:
I hate some few things sha

rice
beans
egg
yam
plantain
fish
meat
vegetable
water
soup
food etc
So wat do u love?eating human beings undecided
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 11:06pm On Jan 13, 2015
Darkrebel:
wtf?

Nairalanders been over hyping ibimi since 2000 b.c

buried me alive with black and yellow- wiz khalifa and generic ish?
you must be high ..grin
I wasn't cooking a rebuttal..I just got out the lecture room now.. when i get home I may cook something for ibi and his wife ...

ibimi is lucky this isn't weekend chai!!!
Lets see cheesy cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 11:01pm On Jan 13, 2015
teddybiyasi:
... grin
You sef follow dem laugh grin grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 7:01pm On Jan 13, 2015
Heywhizzy:
I waste time pen bars for the black negro
Lol....i hate niggas who duck battles at the very last minutes BT cus of my nature, i dnt get angry i jst let it go
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 6:59pm On Jan 13, 2015
sad sad sad ibime finally buried this Guy alive....i bet he's also preparing a rebuttal for ibime as we speak ,this gónn be great cheesy cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 6:27pm On Jan 13, 2015
Heywhizzy:
in Benin to achieve ma goals

warriblood remains an e.diot
Why do you say sohuh undecided
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 6:26pm On Jan 13, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Chai! Hahahahahaha!! All these Facebook textcees are funny die!

Someone to Joshuabase: No use ur main verse do prematch diss #African
proverb

gringringringrin
Loooolll....grin grin
PoliticsRe: Tony Okoroji's Open Letter To Jonathan by Testerfuze(m): 11:33am On Jan 11, 2015
eleko1:
embarassed the best bet for the daft OTUOKE man now is to give up but nay,he preferred to dance Shoki to kirikiri. sad
Lol....unto say fly wey no dey hear word na him dey follow dead body enta inside grave
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 3:55pm On Jan 08, 2015
Darkrebel:
I have changed my mind .. am not battling
Hmm,he ducked....issorait.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 11:26am On Jan 08, 2015
cool Darkrebel who's gónn give us our thread....sunday z already here you know cool cool cool
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 9:58am On Jan 08, 2015
captainflash:
007 mumu!
Flash...whr u been since,been a while bro
Rap BattlesRe: />¡</~~COMPLETE SLAUGHTER: Darkrebel Vs Giyazz {acapella Audio Brawl}~~ />¡</ by Testerfuze(m): 8:39pm On Jan 06, 2015
Both giyazz and rebel tried buh apart from the Punchline criteria giyazz Got the rest be it rhymes,delivery,flow etc

Giyazz got this to me

Vgt:giyazz
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 5:55pm On Jan 06, 2015
SDC2:
Its best you dnt stomach these beefs. . .lest your belly could be saved....
I'l be all about the fuccks till yua ready to behave.... So fucck the mercy that we gave....
and fucck a gently hurricane....
Infact fucck prosperity. . . . .and fucck a long life bish. . . .
these punches are steady takin Ely to the grave!!

I'm a rap sultan... You a wack monkey....
You can only drop sme'tin dope when i control you from behind like my last puppet....
But dnt worry; I woudnt kill your career. . . . .i'ld keep controlling you. . . .till they discover I'm the man behind the max like a Nabbed culprit!

My eyes dey shook, fucck to be king. . .my eye beam dude....
hey wait, I heard your king is a certain Ibime dude..... you dnt remember? The one you niggas hyping dude....
Last time I checked; he claimed his rhyming cool..... But noone's eager to give a fucck. . . .only a virgin would...
and his last 2 battles - I had a global research on(recession). . . . .and discovered he was technically killed on the latitude!!

Fak!!!! That kinda flow is what u cnt put up....
Ma lyrics got that shine. . . .unlike ur dead future....
This next punch is outplayed. . . . .but better than anytin u eva though of. . . . . Nigga i'm married to the game, I'm the best suitor!

Its bout tym I let lasgidi rest.... These bishes feel this verse....
I' ain dissing jerks. . . .I'm hyping my greedy self..
I'm stinkily rich. . .my money be needing perf!!




Wait a minute - that wsnt the punch



I'm on top of this game like a T.V Set!!!!

I said a tv? Well....
I own this empire.... I'm on cloud9; yu niggas in hell fire.... My versatility made my text higher
and when it cmes to vocal, I aint no one-way trafficer. . . . I go all round in the booth like a spare tyre!!

These niggas are fuckedddd....
I said u niggas have flopped....
Letsbeef.com gat the illest of dawgs...
But I 'stepped into the ring' and made those niggas 'divorced';
cos am patrick sawyer. . . . .I'm iller than all!!!

I'm the second version of the Show Dem Champ...
Ghost and Tek knws am the boldest champ...

These niggas bragged to be billionaires,
that on a good day, they culd beat me sitting in a chair....
And Schadoooosh! The day of the battle. . . .they developed cold feets, I killed them with Pnemomia...

Alobam, Alobam,
I'm a dragon lord that ruled canada....
I heat the ground when I speak and the fire lands...
You hit the ground when you speak. . . .you a stammerer!!

Who am I dissing? I forgot his names,
check the first and second bars, looks like i got his name,
this nigga never good at anything. . . .even at being bitchy. . . .he's actually still the worst of dames...

This nigga scared am about to show em camp....

Lmao I left the force years ago

and gladyss hw far na. . . . I heard u the best of ho's

lol just kiddin' but serzly, how far!
Mehn!...nigga you good
EducationRe: (photos): UNN Female Graduate Dies A Day After Jubiliating About 2015 by Testerfuze(m): 1:25pm On Jan 06, 2015
embarassed embarassed....r.i.p
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 1:09pm On Jan 06, 2015
Heywhizzy:
if there is anyone I dislike between u nd dark..it's obviously dark

I don't hold grudges against anyone online..I vote responsibly. .I don't have beef with you..I can possibly diss the whole of nairaland rap battlers but I don't hold anything against them

I remember when I first joined nl,u were one of the first I was relating well to..that vote is 100percent genuine

darkrebel at a point requested I should never tag him..u haven't insulted me before

me nd ely even testerfuze were at loggerhead before but now we cool..I have no emotions in voting

I voted from what I heard nd read guy..beef with you,I can't remember. .provide links like syndicate
Your Vote will count so as everyone else...dnt mind Gayass am sure he's joking
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 12:51pm On Jan 06, 2015
Darkrebel:
aight ..24 lines and we drop on Saturday by 6pm ..you agree?
Its a Deal!!....game on.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 12:40pm On Jan 06, 2015
Darkrebel:
dude hook me up for a text brawl..to be dropped on Saturday or Sunday..I feel like brawling one last time before school resumes.
I have made call outs but none responded
.. help me get a battler ...
Me vs you? cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 10:58pm On Jan 05, 2015
kinglahkay:
huh here is short of audio spitters
Nót as Short as you think Tho...the rap Battle thread i.e flow for rank was created for text rapping before we upgraded jst last year,jst stay wit us as we evolutionise unto the mainstream then we'll hav alotta vocal Battles as so as vocal battlers.
Rap BattlesRe: />¤</~~ Bloody Horrific Rematch: Geoxpress Vs Elymaxiimus ~~/>¤</ by Testerfuze(m): 5:06pm On Jan 05, 2015
Wats the essence of voting when everyone has already voted in Max favour? undecided
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 11:54am On Jan 04, 2015
SuperSauce:
ya brawl against FYH.....sure..is 10bars okay?
Its okay...thread should be ready by Wednesday
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 11:34am On Jan 04, 2015
SuperSauce:
you choose...man is ready anytime expect tomorrow..; D..i saw one of ya battles lastnight..you get flow bros i hail for that cool
Tnx...which one of the battles you see,btwn,should we set it for next weekend?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 11:27am On Jan 04, 2015
SuperSauce:
testerfuze...oga reply now you game?.huh..make i find another person undecided
Do you want it very sóon or when
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 11:26am On Jan 04, 2015
Lagunna:
I wonder why good girls like bad guys.. hmmm..

Anyway my bros... u go fit handle her matter wella. believe me..
Aiight i believe you....no qualms
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 11:16am On Jan 04, 2015
yeyenati:
strong genes I got! Future of naija just got brighter! grin berra bilivit! How u see am? grin

tester, are you a good guy? Keep it up dear. You'd get a fulfilled happy long life with lots of prospects. Don't settle for less. grin

YeaYeaNaughty
cheesy tnx sis
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 11:12am On Jan 04, 2015
Lagunna:
yes exactly cheesy
Allahu akbar!... grin naahh!! Trust me,am to gentle and boring for her liking she needs a bad Guy...innamean?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 11:05am On Jan 04, 2015
Lagunna:
no mind her jare.. u know sey i luff apples grin grin



testerfuze is a good guy and the guy no dey flirt...
Not dat i dnt like to flirt it jst doesn't freak me to woe like other guys take it serious like say na OAU post jamb,
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 10:58am On Jan 04, 2015
Lagunna:
hian..any parol u want...
Yeyenati na my person nah....or you mean somtin more like lipsrsealed

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