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CelebritiesRe: Full Meaning Of SWAT, By Peter Okoye by TexasR: 9:53am On Oct 14, 2020
ibedun:
You better go and move aggressively in your state of origin, foolish man!
Ignoramus idiot!
No worry, as e dey pain you like this, you go soon go commit suicide
PoliticsRe: Alpha Beta: Apara Is Attacking Tinubu To Divert Attention From His Crimes by TexasR: 4:52pm On Oct 09, 2020
We have heard

Kindly tell Timubu to go to court and defend himself please

We are not the judge that summoned him
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole: I Will Be In Ondo, The State Is Important To Us by TexasR: 4:50pm On Oct 09, 2020
Haaaa opari, o ton
Aketi it's over for you.
The defeated , disgraced and retired political lizard of Edo state wants to take his bad fortunes to Ondo state to rub Aketi
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Releases 56 Inmates, Grants Funke Akindele And Husband State Pardon by TexasR: 4:46pm On Oct 09, 2020
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What's this doing on this thread? In what way is it r later to the thread topic
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Releases 56 Inmates, Grants Funke Akindele And Husband State Pardon by TexasR: 4:44pm On Oct 09, 2020
BanevsJoker:
Pointing fingers. He is the nation's Chief Pointer.
Aka POINTious Pilate
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Releases 56 Inmates, Grants Funke Akindele And Husband State Pardon by TexasR: 4:42pm On Oct 09, 2020
Nice one

To err is human,,,,,
EducationRe: Katsina Graduate Sets All His Certificates On Fire After Failing To Get A Job by TexasR:
Mayng01:
I blamed him not. Hundreds of thousands of certificates have been rendered useless in this country
No certificate is useless.
Only a lazy graduate believes that paid employment is the only way out.
The job you are looking for , no be person create am ?
Try your hand on something
PoliticsRe: Edo Election: "I Didn't Ask Obaseki To Return To APC After Win" - Ize-Iyamu by TexasR: 3:45pm On Sep 24, 2020
We should pardon Ize Iyamu, he must have been too dazed and too devasted by that defeat that he doesn't remember the things he said in less than 24 hours
PoliticsRe: Governor Obaseki Playing Golf In Bayelsa (Photos) by TexasR: 12:55pm On Sep 24, 2020
Newman20:
First Edo then LAGOS cheesy
The journey to liberate Lagos from that thieving rotten-toothed , drug pushing monster must start NOW
PoliticsRe: "I Am Ready To Work With Obaseki" - Ize-Iyamu by TexasR: 12:47pm On Sep 24, 2020
ZeroAccess:
Go and work with oshopikin. You ain't welcome here. APC no be PDP
Dont mind him
Would he have been vomitting all this trash from his mouth if he had won?

After calling Obaseki political lizard, he went ahead and defeated you and Adams and turned that one to Oshopikin, now you are saying he is recognised as a leader in APC.
Rubbish
E PAIN THEM
PoliticsRe: Hosa Okunbo Congratulates Obaseki On His Reelection by TexasR: 2:19pm On Sep 22, 2020
b3llo:
We await Congratulatory message from Kabaka, Ize-Iyamu and Oshiomhole.
We don't need any message from To y kabaka
PoliticsRe: Obaseki: Tinubu's Position In APC Is Not Constitutional by TexasR: 2:13pm On Sep 22, 2020
Racoon:
In so much that that is true, Obaseki should stay clear of senseless political bickering & face governance that Edo people have given him a privileged mandate to exercise. Pride can also destroy him.
This is not senseless political bickering.
Also he's still in a celebratory mood. Edo people know he is a performer so don't worry yourself
PoliticsRe: Sagay Panel Accuses Malami Of Aborting High-profile Criminal Cases by TexasR: 4:46pm On Sep 17, 2020
Awol1:
Sagay is a Tinubu urine drinker so I'm not surprised he is helping the Tinubu bloc of the divide to fight back.

But I trust Malami to continue to give them bloodied nose.

Fools!
Could you expatiate on the Tinubu angle
Christianity EtcRe: Ben Akabueze Replies Daddy Freeze: "You Are Wrong" by TexasR: 9:00am On Sep 10, 2020
Deborah98:
Freeze is always looking for a way to turn the scriptures upside down....
I have nothing to say to Freeze until he unfreezes his brian and shows us the pictures of his father to prove he has a father he and also prove to us that he is not a Somalian bastard born in a ship as alleged by Pastor Ibiyeomie
TravelRe: Tola Ogundipe Is Dead Drowns In Lagos, Police Probe Aides by TexasR: 8:54am On Sep 10, 2020
Nuttella:
Why do you say so?
Question
CrimeRe: "Terwase Akwaza Gana Was Dragged Out Of Government Convoy & Killed" by TexasR: 8:53am On Sep 10, 2020
Nathdoug:
BUT THEY FREED REPENTANT BOKO HARAM
And enlisted them into the Nigerian army to be earning salaries from taxes paid by the people whose livelihood they've disrupted and some of whose loved ones they've killed
CrimeRe: Terwase Akwaza 'Gana' Corpse: Before & After He Was Killed (Graphic Photos) by TexasR: 9:53am On Sep 09, 2020
Hmmmm who trusts this government?

By the way, was he one of the herdsmen allegedly rampaging and killing poor community people or he was one of the people that took up arms to fight the herdsmen following the failure of the security forces of Nigeria
TravelRe: Tola Ogundipe Is Dead Drowns In Lagos, Police Probe Aides by TexasR: 9:49am On Sep 09, 2020
Auditors are endangered species
PoliticsRe: David Ibiyeomie: Reno Omokri Reveals Daddy Freeze's Parents' Identity by TexasR: 4:48pm On Sep 07, 2020
lwisee:
What's all this nonsense.

Are we serious in this part of the world at all.

angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Can you imagine?
With all the serious things going on in Nigeria, it's this stupid topic they want us to focus on.
I bet Buhari and his government will love this distraction
CelebritiesRe: Meet Neymar's Friends That He Pays Each Of Them £10k Per Month Just To Follow Hi by TexasR: 1:52pm On Sep 02, 2020
Nna na wao
lekwanu profitable Alobam
CelebritiesRe: Meet Neymar's Friends That He Pays Each Of Them £10k Per Month Just To Follow Hi by TexasR: 1:51pm On Sep 02, 2020
Sonicroyel:
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Obinoscopy
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
UDONMINIT
So after collecting 10,000 pounds monthly from Neymar, the above nairalanders go still come here dey complain about NEPA tarrif ?
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Campaigned For APC (Throwback Photos) by TexasR: 12:06pm On Sep 02, 2020
Skyfornia:
One who saves a wounded lion and offered the lion shelter will eventually be eaten by the lion when the lion recovered.


~ African Proverb
So Buhari the formerly wounded lound is now prepared to eat Don Jazzy and Tiwa Sava like nkwobi abi ?
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu: I Challenge Pastor Adeboye To Reveal What He Saw In Aso Rock by TexasR: 11:50am On Sep 02, 2020
Nnamdi Cownu don baff ?
AgricultureAre You Into Farm Mechanisation ? by TexasR(op): 7:38pm On Aug 31, 2020
We are currently cultivating cassava on 2,000 hectares of farmland in Edo state, going forward into 2021 , we plan to duplicate this in more States of the federation, so we are trying to build capacity by identifying more equipment ( dozers) vendors as well as those into mechanisation.
If you for the bill, then send me a mail to engineerdon234 at gmail.com detailing your competency in either of the stated areas above and your previous experiences in that area
CelebritiesRe: Blogger Compares Funke Akindele With Genevieve Nnaji. Funke Reacts by TexasR: 8:42pm On May 23, 2020
Denique:
Asides being humble which I like to think she is (cos looks can be deceptive), Funke needs all the publicity she can get right now after the Covid-19 saga to take back her "sweetheart spot".

We love her nonetheless kiss

Away from that, Bloggers and those "Signs That She's Crushing On You" Geng will destroy Nigeria before APC does undecided
Big LOL @ bloggers and those signs that he's crushing on you geng destroying Nigeria before APC does
CelebritiesRe: Davido Vs Burna Boy: Apple's Virtual Assistant Speaks (Video) by TexasR: 1:45pm On May 23, 2020
It was the local and bush accent the guy used in asking the question that confused siri
CrimeRe: Zlatan Ibile Rescued By Soldiers After Being Beaten By Rival Cultists by TexasR: 1:05pm On Apr 20, 2019
So this guy is a fool
He obviously has no idea the number of cultists who were not killed while they were students but we're killed when after graduation,they visited their former schools or other schools and felt the need to "show colour".
SportsRe: Tribute To Arsene Wenger, Arsenal Manager (1996-2018) by TexasR: 1:00pm On Apr 20, 2019
Omooba77:
American English sir; very correct
American English indeed. English language is English language.
If I asked you to spell doughnut (English) and you spelt it as donut (American), my friend you'd score no marks
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Arsenal FC Wishes Theo Walcott Happy 30th Birthday by TexasR(op): 7:42am On Mar 16, 2019
Happy 30th birthday Theo










Source: Arsenal.com

CrimeRe: Lady Stripped Unclad And Paraded For Insulting Politician In Delta . Photos by TexasR: 7:48pm On Feb 09, 2019
I learnt the useless chief has been arrested by the police and the Jibg of their town has stripped him of that chieftancy title.
Good commendable moves so far.The idiot should now be prosecuted in court.
SEE THE LETTER OF WITHDRAWAL OF HIS CHIEFTAINCY TITLE BELOW

SportsRe: "Dad, How Scared Am I": Emiliano Sala's Last Words As Plane Goes Down (Pics, Vid by TexasR: 3:39pm On Jan 24, 2019
chudyprince:
Your last words should've be "forgive me for my sin O' Lord and welcome me into your kingdom "
Why do you have to be so Danny insensitive huh The fact he didn't record his last prayers does not mean he did not say it.Don't be here on nairaland felling the missing guy what to say, wait till you get close to your own death and pray as you like since you are very good at it
TravelRe: This Is What Happens To Your Poop When You Defecate In A Plane's Lavatory. by TexasR: 3:18pm On Jan 24, 2019
CreepyBlackpool:
Are you totally and absolutely sure they still don't throw it down from the airplane undecided
When they fly over continental waters, they pour the shot out to enrich the ecosystem of the oceans.That's the logical answer the big corporations are ashamed to admit

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