Naija police and this reporter 're both hilarious. Just can't help myself but laugh

Both President Trump and President Buhari smiling after Buhari signed approved number of deportees By Trump

CREDIT CARD STOLEN IN SOUTH AFRICA BUT SPENT IN NEW-JERSEY U.S.A. Any correlation? Hmmm. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN SHA. Hope they find dem fraud Syndicate.

GO AND DO " DNA TEST" or Paternity test

Nobody HOLY PASS BROTHER.

Catching/Monitoring her won't help

Just Make Sure the KIDS are yours... Think less of Divorce
play safe... it's for Better or Worse dont Forget!

I GOT ROBBED AT GUNPOINT BY 5 BITCHES, GAVE THEM MY ATM WITH PIN

THEY RAN TO ATM TO WITHDRAW, 2 HELD ME DOWN TILL THE REST CAME BACK, FOUND ONLY 7OO NAIRA IN MY ACCOUNT

THEY COULDNT WITHDRAW..CAME BACK BEAT ME UP WITH THEIR GUN

CALLED ME BROKE ASS NIGGA...

THEY LET ME GO AFTERWARDS.

GIVE UR ATM WITH PIN UP!... UR LIFE IS WORTH MORE THAN UR MONEY!

Daniel2289:
She is able to cook doesn't mean she is marriageable.. It only means she has a good upbringing. But it doesn't 100% guarantee she is marriageable.

Hmm... okay

AS A LADY, IF YOU CAN MAKE THESE FOODS IN THE PICS, U ARE A POTENTIAL WIFEY. . DOWN-PAYMENT FOR DOWRY IS READY TO BE PAID ABI?

ONE YOUNG LADY MADE THOSE FOR ME AT DIFFERENT TIME/DAYS . I TOOK THE PICTURES FOR REFERENCE.

QUESTION: IS THIS ENOUGH TO FACILITATE MARRIAGE CONTRACT BETWEEN ME AND HER OR SHE NEED TO DO BETTER? AND IF U ARE ON THIS FORUM AND CAN PREPARE BETTER FOOD THAN THOSE, LET ME KNOW, SO WE CAN TALK PRIVATELY

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Take heart Bruh... It happens all the time. Mine ex-girlfriend even had the audacity to call the guy she was cheating with on me, for me finding out she was with him.
Wicked girl.. but life goes on

" For example, in a cementy area"

Truth be told

Poverty and happiness are like brothers and sisters

Riches and sorrows are cancerous to each other...

Let him be happy for Buhari... neither does it add anything to his pocket but making himself happy is enough to give a longer life.

Just a word for us this morning lovers...

James: 1. 27. Pure religion and undefiled before God and the Father is this, To visit the fatherless and widows in their affliction, and to keep himself unspotted from the world.

Texmi2u don come again o.

Pabloosas:


Exchange rate

Back to the matter, Op u look good

Thanks bruh

baddestchic:
cute

Thanks

optimusmind:
NL is filled with empty and cold people with no soul, or one that belongs to the devil...
Why you have to bash a nigga trying to have his fun?
Clearly, having nothing nice to say about someone, shows there's nothing nice about you.
To : All posters above showing their myopicness

The spirit just spoke through you... thanks.

INTENTION IS NOT TO BOOST... BUT TO MAKE MY HEAD SWELL LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WHAT YOU THINK?

Women can be so wicked... they are so wicked...majority are just so wicked, Same way they can be so lovely. Guys let's pray we never get to date or marry a monster.[color=#000099][/color]

LizGray:
Go on romancelanders. Advice him.

Advice me nah..

See me see trouble... Na jeje this girl dey her own oooo for some place close to my area. I come go tell her say make we go out as I don dey fantasize about her thick booty, as for my mind na to chop am if we go out. As she agree say she won go... I happy say I don win jackpot..lol.

Na so I pick her up second day dey drive ooo after 10 mins, this girl come tell me say she never tell her boyfriend she dey comot with me for outing... nonsense who does that!. I vex small say she just talk nonsense... I continue to dey drive to the restaurant. My mind still dey her yansh.

After 40mins we come reach restaurant.... this girl play games for people wey Sabi DAVE N BUSTER in the building. She finish my game card and bought more just for her to get over her boyfriend... As she finish playing games na so she tell me make me chop and drink... thank God me I no dey drink as I be gentleman to core..lol.

She chop pounder burger and had some drink with it. As she finish am she won go play game again, na so I say for my mind na Ogun go punish her... she think say I dey pluck money from tree.. well I no fit blame her. I let her play small game and we comot.. got inside the car dey drive back but my mind still dey Dat yansh of hers... if I no chop am that day I say money Don enter bush be that.

As I want to dey talk dirty sexy, she come tell me say if I continue to dey talk like that she no go talk to me for 5 months... see me see trouble. .. money Don enter bush be so?! I just act up say everything cool with me, drop her by her house and I just dey vex since then.

MY PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... WHAT SHOULD I DO TO HER TO COMPENSATE MY SAD LOSS. AFTER ALL NA THE BUMBUM I WANT CHOP. HELP ME OOO ABEG.

Do beautiful girls have anything else to show than display their body?

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I WEPT...... it's been a while I shed tears.

Stories that touches heart. I Just hope and pray his ordeal becomes a testimony of joy in the nearest future for him.

Stories like this should make us thank God for little we have than mumbling. Life experience for some people can be unfair sha. Hmmm.

To me he's not a pervert, he just couldn't resist the temptation.

missvera:
Eyah! I can't make myself available bcs I'm not

Stop pretending... Shakara olooje
Hit me up with a PM

missvera:
You go see in Jesus name

Amen... Why not make yourself available instead of continuous searching

myfantasies:
Ok

Good luck on your quest

Thanks boo boo

myfantasies:
I don't think i do

You need a perfect lady, nd i am not perfect

All those qualities u stated just don't come in one package

Unless she is pretending

Nobody is perfect and am not asking for perfection. Just something close...

myfantasies:
Op hope you have dese same qualities that you are looking for in a lady

I have those qualities. You?

Monalisa185:


sadly, none of the aforementioned

Hmmm...ok

Monalisa185:
nice, lovely and beautiful... only one person?
op, you are greedy

Which one you get maybe we can negotiate?

Happy Easter holiday everyone.

To all single and searching ladies in the Romanceland, This OP is tired of loneliness and looking to meet a very lovely, Nice, beautiful and good hearted lady.

Its time to mingle again. Holla at me if you think we can jiggle together.

OP.. U dey visit backpage? That pics...hmm

Margauxluv:


Yes cos it's annoying
She got angry cos Maybe she fell in love with ur sweet words if u d type...feel me?


She Hv d right to get angry
Amean It worth it.

I guess she fell for my sweet heart.