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Sports / Re: AFCON Qualifier: Nigeria Vs Guinea Conakry (2 - 2) On 8th October 2011 by Texther(m): 3:14pm On Oct 08, 2011
After this match, the only good thing BOKO HARAM can do 4 me as a favor is to bomb TB Joshua's church. May God 4give me if this is a sin, but dis prophet is a doom prophet.
Sports / Re: AFCON Qualifier: Nigeria Vs Guinea Conakry (2 - 2) On 8th October 2011 by Texther(m): 3:07pm On Oct 08, 2011
If Nigeria should lose this match and failed 2 qualify 4 Nation's cup, NFF & FG must ban Tuberculosis Joshua from our country. What a useless prophet with demonic power
Sports / Re: AFCON Qualifier: Nigeria Vs Guinea Conakry (2 - 2) On 8th October 2011 by Texther(m): 1:38pm On Oct 07, 2011
Any how he be jare
Education / Re: Unilorin Admission 2011/12 For 2nd List Waiters.lets Meet Here by Texther(m): 12:28pm On Oct 07, 2011
sammirano:

I am becoming to forget that i also applied to unilorin.
are u kidding?
Education / Re: Unilorin Admission 2011/12 For 2nd List Waiters.lets Meet Here by Texther(m): 12:09pm On Oct 07, 2011
Holorunloseyi:

Let just give them sometime,sometin for sure is d list will b out @ a maxium of 2week,pray it favour us all
But this is the 3rd week after which the 1st list was released! Im fed up but I know God will not give up on me. He will surely do it 4 me dis year. Best of luck 2 u all
Education / Re: Unilorin Admission 2011/12 For 2nd List Waiters.lets Meet Here by Texther(m): 12:04pm On Oct 07, 2011
Progsteve:

Na wa oo,heard some1 scored 180+ in jamb nd 38 in Post utme and d name came out in d merit list. "God ll definately help us we 2nd list waiter"
Its a WHITE lie, if he passed jamb bt failed postjamb, its possible as d postjamb score can be upgraded but nothing can tamper with jamb score. If truly his/her name is out, then he/she will definately be screened out.
Well, 2 we waiters, God is our HOPE!!!
Education / Re: 2011/2012 Unilorin Admissions by Texther(m): 11:11am On Oct 07, 2011
Baba God I dey beg u ooo, pls just have mercy on me.
Education / Re: Unilorin Admission 2011/12 For 2nd List Waiters.lets Meet Here by Texther(m): 10:46am On Oct 07, 2011
mr_man:

i also heard it will be released tomorrow or monday but it's not from a sure source. At this point, it no longer matters when it's released all that matters is that our names should be on the list by God's grace.
AMEN in Jesus name. That is d best prayer
Jokes Etc / Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by Texther(m): 10:16am On Oct 07, 2011
Supersonic rib cracker. Pls do you have students account??
Jokes Etc / Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by Texther(m): 9:54am On Oct 07, 2011
dokkyelele:

LMFAO! Nigeria is funny place to the Bible confirmed it too.
Check Mark Chapter 12:47-48 and also the book of Revelation Chapter 32 and 38.
Life is really funny.
When Heaven is boring God always tell the Angels to tune the viewing screen to Nigeria.
are u sure?? pple wan kill me wit lafta here ooo
Jokes Etc / Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by Texther(m): 9:39am On Oct 07, 2011
doctokwus:

D guy that put this on d front page deserves a lifetime account with 1,000000 old nigerian notes as starting deposit,sourced from d coffin of General Murtala,interest accruing to d account each mth will b sourced frm d melted golden eyeglass of Awolowo and dr Nnamdi Azikiwe brought_ back_ to_ life corpse will serve as collateral
Hey!!! U are wicked ooo
Jokes Etc / Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by Texther(m): 5:26pm On Oct 06, 2011
Very funny thread
Politics / Re: FG To Monitor Phone Calls Of Nigerians by Texther(m): 12:26pm On Oct 06, 2011
including xtra cool??
Politics / Re: Newly Installed Cctv In Enugu by Texther(m): 10:17am On Oct 06, 2011
They are coming gradually. Good development
Education / Re: 2011/2012 Unilorin Admissions by Texther(m): 10:01am On Oct 06, 2011
dohiswill:

I notice most of d pple followin this thread are 2nd list awaiters, but because they hav not yet being admitted they hav little or nothing to say they only view d thread and are speechless, dont worry keep prayin, i pray and believe in Jesus name that we shall all make it. I want all to prepare his or her documents so that you wount rush, my faith is unquestionablely strong that my admission is sure this year. & I will praise the Lord at the end of it all. Few of this thread follower hav gain admission more will soon hit limelight with the 2nd list and we shall all take over this thread. Amen!
U are very correct!!! We too shall give testimony here on nairaland very soon in His (Jesus) name, amen.
Sports / Re: Performance Update Of Nigerian Players In Europe by Texther(m): 9:53am On Oct 06, 2011
rubbish pple, good 4 nothing
Family / Re: What Is The Best Gift To Give To Your Wife by Texther(m): 9:36am On Oct 06, 2011
your life
Education / Re: 2011/2012 Unilorin Admissions by Texther(m): 5:34pm On Oct 05, 2011
I have a new built hostel (self contained) with all social amenities very close 2 school, Oke Odo precisely. You can call me on 08035885404 for more info.
Education / Re: 2011/2012 Unilorin Admissions by Texther(m): 5:31pm On Oct 05, 2011
I almost die 2day, nairaland ease my worry 2day cos I heard 4rm a friend dat d 2nd list is out and a friend of his had just seen his name. Unilorin has changed their usual way of uploading d list and gives us more headache. How are we 2 know if d 2nd list is really out??
Education / Re: 2011/2012 Unilorin Admissions by Texther(m): 5:27pm On Oct 05, 2011
God Im begging u ooo, let my name be in this 2nd list. Since 2006 that I've had my O'level!!!! Im fed up, may God just help me. Its not easy waiting 4 d 2nd list ooo, this is d 3rd week they released their 1st. Baba God let me come here 2 nairaland 2 praise ur name over my admission into UNILORIN.
Health / Re: Pregnancy: I Don't Want To Have Stretch Marks. Help! by Texther(m): 5:15pm On Oct 05, 2011
ok ooo
Phones / Re: Mtn New Mobile Internet Plans by Texther(m): 4:41pm On Oct 05, 2011
I'll get one. Thanks
Phones / Re: Mtn New Mobile Internet Plans by Texther(m): 4:16pm On Oct 05, 2011
Why are they selling megabyte? I prefer those that sells time (hours) so that I can download as much as I want.
Romance / Re: Put My Pic On Ur Fb Or Break Up: by Texther(m): 2:06pm On Oct 05, 2011
ok ooooo
Nairaland / General / Re: Strange And Unusual Dates This Year, October Stands Out! by Texther(m): 1:53pm On Oct 05, 2011
Okija_juju:

How did this make that front page?
I wonder ooo
Politics / Re: The Nigerian Army Vows To Get Rid Of Ethnic And Religious Bigots by Texther(m): 12:15pm On Oct 05, 2011
great ooo wink wink wink
Phones / Re: Apple Launches The New Iphone 4s by Texther(m): 11:23am On Oct 05, 2011
very good if its out, bt I doubt it.
Family / Re: Where Can A Victim Of Domestic Violence Get Justice? by Texther(m): 6:00pm On Oct 04, 2011
Im coming back, let me finish my food wink wink wink
Romance / Re: So Why Do Girls Run From Moi? by Texther(m): 5:55pm On Oct 04, 2011
Ikroberts:

I think that you are one the handicap
kpolli:

Ela ojukan
arsenefc:

@Op


How old are you again?
brainpulse:

Have you checked your breathe? Maybe that is what is chasing Ladies away from you.
Or you have you checked your Body ordour? Maybe you have an offensive one when you sweat.
u guys are so funny
Romance / Re: My Womb Is Damaged by Texther(m): 5:32pm On Oct 04, 2011
M M M:

op  why dont u buy anoda womb in d market or even in d church?  
are you making jest or what??

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