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FoodRe: What's Your Worst Cooking Chore?? by Texykool: 3:38pm On Mar 21, 2013
Peeling beans for moin-moin/beancakes and slicing onions
CelebritiesRe: Ernest Asuzu Is Now A Born-again, Releases New Single by Texykool: 2:51pm On Mar 21, 2013
mikuz: 'Go Under' the annointing . . .
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CrimeRe: Wife Poisons, Stabs Husband To Death Over Second Wife by Texykool: 2:55am On Mar 21, 2013
victorian: Am not saying its right for her to kill, but the husband, got what he deserved.....smh... angry
Can U read your post againhuh

It is not right for the woman to have killed the man, but the man deserved to die anyway...

Is that your own conclusionhuh

Since when has DEATH become the penalty for POLYGAMY?

I think we all need to stop being emotional about issues... Being sentimental about issues that can be judged by law is like pursuing the cobra after biting a small child... To what end, I ask?

So pathetic...
CelebritiesRe: "I Cook When I Like And I Don't Do Laundry " - Joke Silva by Texykool: 12:20am On Mar 21, 2013
kulyie: those are men that lack self control when it comes to food matters.i knew of a man who happens to be our family friend that just eats anywhere in any lady's house with the excuse that 'my wife is not always cooking' am sorry for him today,they have washed vagina water inside his food to cook vegetable for him,if you know what i mean,by the time the thing clear from his eyes,the ladies that cook bokoto,fresh fish,vegetable soup etc have taken off with his money and car.to all the men that lacks discipline in food matters,be jumping from one unmarried lady's house to the other,by the time they see your weakness when it comes to food,the desperate ladies will have wrecked so much havoc that it takes the grace of God to repair.na wetin man like,na im go kill am
CelebritiesRe: "I Cook When I Like And I Don't Do Laundry " - Joke Silva by Texykool: 12:16am On Mar 21, 2013
kulyie: those are men that lack self control when it comes to food matters.i knew of a man who happens to be our family friend that just eats anywhere in any lady's house with the excuse that 'my wife is not always cooking' am sorry for him today,they have washed vagina water inside his food to cook vegetable for him,if you know what i mean,by the time the thing clear from his eyes,the ladies that cook bokoto,fresh fish,vegetable soup etc have taken off with his money and car.to all the men that lacks discipline in food matters,be jumping from one unmarried lady's house to the other,by the time they see your weakness when it comes to food,the desperate ladies will have wrecked so much havoc that it takes the grace of God to repair.na wetin man like,na im go kill am
Weak... Very weak

And U posted a Fallacy of Hasty Generalization... Jumping into conclusion(s)... And feeling justified of it.

Did U read my post well?

Sorry about your family friend, but I wasn't talking about men of his ilk.

I posted about men who were brought up 'not to collect anything from outside, especially cooked food'.... Men who were loyal to their mother's food, and transferred the same loyalty to their wives...

What if such is your husband?

Thank God for the lives of Uncle Olu and Aunty Joke, but why are people seeking to take an EXCEPTION as the NORMhuh

ARE U LADIES ON NL SAYING U WANT TO BE COOKING AT YOUR OWN CALL?

Why would an average Nigerian seek to inculcate the arrangement of a celebrity couple for their own marriage?

Lest I forget, have U asked Uncle Olu if he is happy with the arrangement (if he will answer truthfully)?

Pls look beyond the surface...

To NL ladies, U actually stand a 0.05% chance of landing your 'dream husband'...

And to the men who love what Aunty Joke does... I pray that God will give U someone like her... Feel free to say AMEN.

One more thing...

Wake up and smell the coffee...
CelebritiesRe: "I Cook When I Like And I Don't Do Laundry " - Joke Silva by Texykool: 5:18pm On Mar 19, 2013
miccheck57: See all the lazy asssss women supporting her already... U think everything they say in public is true... Besides she said "at this stage of her life"
Get married and cook when u like and don't do laundry... Na ur best friend go occupy ur position....
Rubbbbbbish
CelebritiesRe: "I Cook When I Like And I Don't Do Laundry " - Joke Silva by Texykool: 5:11pm On Mar 19, 2013
miccheck57: See all the lazy asssss women supporting her already... U think everything they say in public is true... Besides she said "at this stage of her life"
Get married and cook when u like and don't do laundry... Na ur best friend go occupy ur position....
Rubbbbbbish
Exactly...
A woman who is past her prime can say that... But these lazy ladies on NL already wishing for that... I cannot but pity you...

There are men that will never touch another woman's food (not necesarily because they want to kill their wives, but because they were taught that way). So, if your husband falls in that category, keep citing Aunty Joke as your example and '' cook whenever you like''...

And don't be surprised when your hubby starts coming home late...

Don't come crying on NL...

Just go straight to Aunty Joke's house...

SMH
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by Texykool: 4:29pm On Mar 19, 2013
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Mmkay, BYE...
bye... And please take your drugs as at when due....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Top Ten Worst Jobs To Have In Lagos by Texykool: 4:20pm On Mar 19, 2013
Temismith: Space Keeped
KEEPEDhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh

Haba!!!

By the way... If I may ask... ARE YOU RELATED TO THE MAN WITH THE NUMBER 2 JOBhuh
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EducationRe: OOU Students Protest Bizarre Policy Of Class Repetition For Late Payment Of Fees by Texykool: 4:37pm On Mar 18, 2013
jackbauersballs: You don't want to pay fees...but you want to graduate

Are you a Robber? undecided
EducationRe: OOU Students Protest Bizarre Policy Of Class Repetition For Late Payment Of Fees by Texykool: 4:01pm On Mar 18, 2013
jackbauersballs: You don't want to pay fees...but you want to graduate

Are you a Robber? undecided
cheesycheesycheesy
Pls ask them for me...
So, if U the authorities allow the students move to the next class/graduate, how are we sure some students won't make it a habit of owing the school...

Abi U wan use your NYSC allowance to pay backhuh

Sorry... Free Education has not gotten to the University level cheesy
PoliticsRe: Ekiti University Expels Five For Molestation by Texykool: 1:10pm On Mar 18, 2013
the_ripper: I think se na only book Ekiti pple sabi, so dem sef sabi r*a*p*e. Osun state don begin teach dem bad tin.
I hate people that think like 'one-way traffic'.... SMH
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele, Iyabo Ojo & Doris Simeon Back In The Days by Texykool: 7:17pm On Mar 16, 2013
Akshow: getting fat is not a sin. We must not all be skinny bone. Dorris has always been light in complexion and Funke is still as black as she was. As for the pan cake i bet you apply make up too even though it may not be Janded like theirs. Moral of the story: quit hating!
#daz all
cheesy
FoodRe: Cheapest Soup by Texykool: 3:58pm On Mar 16, 2013
IYA NGBALI: Ila alasepo,with 500 naira your pot of soup would take kia of your belle for 6 months
shocked
6 monthshuh
U must be talking of 'canned okro soup'
tongue
SportsRe: Emenike: Keshi Used And Dumped Me by Texykool: 9:32am On Mar 16, 2013
Black Peni5: No offense but I couldn't understand what your point was.



What is it with all these scenarios...All this fairy tale mentality that people have will not take them anywhere. We need to learn to take responsibility over ourselves. We cannot continue to put our burden on someone else. If them no call you, wont you call them?

The act of claiming right is the beginning of all failures.
So, are U saying Keshi and NFF are right? That Emenike is wrong?

Talking about responsibility...

Emenike might not be a soldier, but footballers die on the pitch too.

Every job has its own hazards, but does it absolve the authorities of caring for its workforcehuh

Go and ask soldiers who have lost a limb for their country how bitter they are for being unrecognised heroes.

I still maintain that our 'let us use the ones we have now' mentality will take us nowhere.

And for those who are saying, ''we have 200 Emenikes that will gladly play for us'', let me ask U..,

Do we have football talents as much as Brazil does?

And I bet they don't treat their 'stars' this way...

Rashidi Yekini must be angry where he is now, seeing some of the comments here.

Texykool
SportsRe: Emenike: Keshi Used And Dumped Me by Texykool: 1:26pm On Mar 15, 2013
Black Peni5: This is one of Nigeria's biggest problems...We always want to be given special treatment even when we are doing our Jobs.

He was paid for playing for Nigeria. Its not like he was doing charity work and now he is saying he was used.

Rubbish.
SMH

Before you start 'feeling' yourself and your post, let me paint another scenario... Maybe your understanding might be helped.

You are a salesman, you raked in the largest sales for your company for the year, and even won an award for it...you are on top, climbing the ladder...

Until...

There was an accident on your way to make another big sale, an accident that will keep off work for weeks.

Now, that's B-A-D

And while chilling at home to recuperate, you realised that your 'OGA AT THE TOP' had not even bothered to call, not to even ask about your welfare...

Now, that's worse....

So, tell me, HOW EAGER WILL YOU BE TO RESUME WORK?
Like Emenike said, everything is not all about money, cos there are things money can't buy.

Not that I am angry though... I just learnt that blackpeni5, Keshi and the OGAS AT THE TOP are not students of Human Resource Management.

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FashionRe: Google Talking Shoes Unveiled by Texykool: 10:54pm On Mar 12, 2013
With this shoe sending your current location to the internet, it is only a matter of time before kidnappers and stalkers start thronging our celebs and politicians... If they are so ostentatious to buy a pair.

I guess Google did not have Nigeria in mind before this 'innovation' came to be...

Technology gone haywire :/
HealthRe: The Dangers Of Chewing Gum by Texykool: 9:34pm On Mar 11, 2013
alala dakosta: tell that to Sir alex ferguson.
cheesy
CrimeRe: Boy Commits Suicide Over Parents Constant Arguments by Texykool: 5:19pm On Mar 11, 2013
adewal15: Why should you call him coward? Did they say 18 year old.. mtcheww!!!
And what exactly is your point? That he is not old enough to know that suicide is a one-way ticket to the great beyond?
Are there no children with worse, far worse conditions than his... Yet they haven't given up on life. AND A 12-YEAR OLD THAT KNEW HE HAD TO LEAVE A SUICIDE NOTE DOES LOOK DIM-WITTED TO ME.
CrimeRe: Boy Commits Suicide Over Parents Constant Arguments by Texykool: 5:00pm On Mar 11, 2013
adewal15: Why should you call him coward? Did they say 18 year old.. mtcheww!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Spent £20,000 On Tattoos , Now Struggles To Find A Job by Texykool: 3:40am On Mar 08, 2013
Wait! What was this guy bathed with... Outstanding Foolishness or Excellent Stupidity? :/
CelebritiesRe: Dakore Akande Hot Or Not? by Texykool: 3:18am On Mar 08, 2013
lao: She looks like Jenifer Hudson.
conjuctivitis @ work grin
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From Rita Of Koko Mansion's Wedding by Texykool: 9:58am On Mar 07, 2013
crisycent: Nor use english klill this man o!
KLILLhuh? U must be Rita's sibling grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Popular Brands From The Late 70's, 80's And Early 90's by Texykool: 1:14am On Feb 25, 2013
omotola1: Obviously you don't belong here.
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Popular Brands From The Late 70's, 80's And Early 90's by Texykool: 1:11am On Feb 25, 2013
ferhyntorlah: TCP Advert Song:

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Every home needs, TCP protection!
u watch TV die... grin
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TCP protection,
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Popular Brands From The Late 70's, 80's And Early 90's by Texykool: 1:06am On Feb 25, 2013
Tomapep

Vegfru Vegetable Oil

Madam... Na VEDAN ooooo

Chicken Grotto

Marie Biscuits

Daga Pain Reliever

Asepsol

A-One

Aji-no-moto

Joca-Jelly sandals
CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of John Okafor Dressed As A Woman by Texykool: 3:08pm On Feb 23, 2013
Transvetitehuh undecided
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid's Picture Is On The New Pepsi Wrap by Texykool: 2:43pm On Feb 23, 2013
adaobi123: thats nice
does he even drink pepsi ?
hmmm... Maybe some people think Wizzy is an Omnitron that just appeared from Mars.... :-/
CelebritiesRe: Lola Alao - If A Married Man Makes You Happy, Please Go For It” – by Texykool: 12:06pm On Feb 23, 2013
Madam Lola the Adviser... Take a deep bow!

After selling all your 'wares' to all and sundry, you now seek to share husbands with responsible ladies... And you are advising other ladies to the same.


*SMH for a shameless woman*
CrimeRe: Jilted Man Kills Lover And Her Family In Lagos by Texykool: 4:09pm On Feb 20, 2013
expertman: Na waaoh. Since Ladies Prefer To Date Guys With Suv. That why They Go Dey Die That Kind Yeye Death.
i concur
CelebritiesRe: Justin Bieber Dies In An Auto Crash by Texykool: 3:58pm On Feb 20, 2013
FlirtyKaren: Justin dey flaunt himself wearing 2 gold wristwatches at the same time, una dey here dey talk say im die. OP, you r a learner, abi?
I think so... Fally Ipupa
Foreign AffairsRe: Pictures Of Nigerian Roadside Prostitutes In Italy by Texykool: 3:45pm On Feb 20, 2013
igbsam: I'm heartbroken........These are our daughters.
Yours... Not mine

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