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yakamata:
4. Iyinoluwa Aboyeji ( Founder, Andela)

Iyinoluwa, 23 years old is a co-founder at Andela, a global talent accelerator that trains young intelligent Africans to
be world class developers and then connect them with top empl0yers around the world looking for top technical talents.

Some of Andela’s clients includes the founders of facebook, ebay and AOL.

OP you can lie
they founder of facebook is Zukerberg

ur illiteracy is too much

PROPUNTER:
10/12[/b]

10/12 is still a failure, how can I subscribe 4 d sms though

Boy u are good don't let dis thread die

The chelsea manager was spotted at a popular nigeria church.

The place looks like a warehouse and FYI that is not facebook office

Nigerian youths with phone. When u see a young guy or girl displaying with their phones u will think they are d ones that manufactured it

This was taken in a recent wedding in lagos

MegMich:
We all have had embarrassing moments in our lives.

Some of them may have happened at home or out on the streets but the worst ones are always reserved for the classroom.

Here is a list of some of the common classroom embarrassments that you or people you know may have faced.

1. Getting caught while sleeping

This is on top of our embarrassing stories simply because all of us faced it at least once.
Be it a hang over, or you read throughout the night or simply because the lecture is too boring, what’s awkward is getting caught by the lecturer while you are happily dreaming and drooling.

2. Confidently answering the question wrongly

Sometimes the teacher asks a question and you answer it like a boss, thinking that you know exactly what you’re talking about. But as it turns out, you showed that confidence for nothing, because surprise-surprise – you couldn’t be more wrong! And the teacher then proceeds to make an example out of you in order to illustrate how wrong you are.

3. Getting caught while passing chits

Passing chits was the most common method of conversation in classrooms in the pre-mobile era. Thinking that you’re too smart to get caught, you pass chits, when suddenly a hand grabs that chit and the teacher then reads it out for the benefit of the entire class. Leaving you mortified in front of the entire class!

4. Farting loudly

After a long stint in the toilet hours before lecture or probably you think everything is fine in the world just then, your body decides to play a joke on you and you rip a loud one right in the middle of the class. What’s worse is when it stinks and everyone knows you did it.

5. Wardrobe malfunction

You are highly mistaken if you thought that wardrobe malfunctions were just limited to red carpets or fashion runways. Most classrooms have seen more than their fair share of trousers ripping, buttons popping, and bra straps snapping randomly. For some reason, these situations have an uncanny way of happening only when you are giving presentations in front of the whole class. And if you thought that nothing can make it more embarrassing, think again. Imagine any of these happening in front of your crush!

6.Walking in late for a lecture

Just when you think you've strolled in unnoticed, the lecturer decides to embarrass you by popping a question just to tell the class he can't be fooled. Worse off, you fail the question and he still sends you out of the class amid insults.

Looking back at some of these situations may have made you want to crawl under a rock and just stay there for eternity. But now these incidents are long gone and you can afford to laugh at them. Even we want to laugh with you, so please do share with us some of your embarrassing moments.

all these small boys in nairaland getting to fp

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TheGoodJoe:
How is he a learner? He is complaining about the state of the EPL today and you guys are pointing out that the EPL was great in the past.

I USED TO HAVE IS NOT PROPERTY.

my friend God will bless u for explaining things to those children calling me a learner

Am a chelsea fan but I have to say the truth the premier league ie a pure disgrace

Chelsea fans be ilk

I will to use this medium to congratulate Assssenal fans for their elimination from the champions league group stage

Its been a long day without you my friend and I tell you all about it when I see you again

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Proffdada:
AS I SAID , U PEOPLE MISTAKE AUTISM FOR LUNACY
BUT IF U CAN'T SPOT D DIFF THEN U HAVE A PROBLEM

sori I have seen d difference now u are hit with down syndrome

Proffdada:

actually they use the part of brain we don't use
autistic savants are well built in numbers and events memorizing but here in africa they are only regarded as lunatics
the OP made same mistake by calling his disorder down syndrome

BTW i dedicate this FTC to my friend's brother who is autistic but cooks up programming codes

if u get mind stake all ur life avings and house on his numbers if u won't bcome a lunatic urself

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Amack:
Chelsea how market and Liverpool fc go still win una next weekend. 3 point is guaranteed for Liverpool fc. Na that day dey go fire una coach.

"liverpool next week" bonzo that started watching football yesterday

As a chelsea fan am disappointed @ mou he has sold all our skillful players. There is lack of creativity in this team just muscle

Nairaland has lost its dignity so this is the kind of poo that makes front page

Pls can I anyone tell me where I can download small size and great quality movies via direct download, I don't like fzmovies their quality is quite low.

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iwriterng:
You're lying.

why should I lie over nothin could have posted my earnings here but it is against google rules and I made a recent withdrawal

For me its adsense all the way though I still make use of local and international product promotion. But my adsense account brings in over $12000 dollars monthly for me

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