— Nothing is real to you until you experience it; otherwise it’s just hearsay. So don’t go running around judging situations you’ve never experienced first-hand. Why? You’ll look like an idiot. Some may get away with it in the short-run; but trust, karma catches up and slaps you in the face when you least expect it.

— Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.

— It’s all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done.

— Surviving and living your life successfully requires courage.

— Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.

— Regular naps prevents old age… especially if you take them while driving.(…oops, my sarcasm just kicked in :3 )


— They said we should all pay our taxes with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.

— You can’t buy love… but you pay heavily for it. (…priceless, just the way I like it.)

— True friends stab you in the front…then patch you right back up. (…hurts don’t it? now let me buy you a drink.)

— Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. (…you might as well just call it a night.)

— Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

— I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.

— We never make mistake… oops

— 87.5% of all statistics are made up. (…like this one)

— I thought I was wrong once, but I found out later I was mistaken.

— Don’t procrastinate. You might as well put it off NOW!
(… yeah, just do it tomorrow)

— If you’re right 90% of the time, why quibble about the other 5%?

— Always remember that you are a unique individual; just like everyone else. (…so I heard you were special)

— You are what you believe, so believe in yourself.

— Some people get confused when a sentence doesn’t end as they potato.

— Just like how this story didn’t end as you expected.

So yes. Potato. The End. Go home and cry about it. QQ

That serve Tinubu right for bringing Buhari.

Is that an excuse for the scarcity to remain forever. Or is this Buhaha administrative competing during GEJ time for the longest scarcity duration. Shame to you op. Solve the problem and stop taking us back abegi. Iranu.

Whichever way you call it whether true love or love, the definition and meaning of love is God and God is love. Anything less than this is from the devil. Read 1John 4:8

Educative.

I no blame am at all. That shows unrealistic he is. I hereby predict that an APC member will openly complain his/her suffering to him before him.

This na real endtime indeed even in Naija for that matter not like the western world. The word of God is been fulfilled. [b]This na real endtime indeed even in Naija for that matter not like the western world. The word of God is been fulfilled. [/b]This na real endtime indeed even in Naija for that matter not like the western world. The word of God is been fulfilled.

What we are witnessing in APC is "things fall apart, the center cannot hold." They spoke doom to the last regime and theirs will be worse. karma don catch them. Yeye dey smell. smh.

By April 1 we should know the truth between you both. I am watching in 3D.

Lol...Fact on the situation you find yourself.

What is it to celebrate. It is a moment of sober reflection of what JESUS went through. instead look for people you can give help to.

Nonsense talk when we are all dying from the hash economic. I don't blame him but we the people.

For those Born 70's not these children of 90's. Properly many of u children saw these naira notes but did not spend it or did not even know what is it for as a baby then.

No, I can't identify.

Good development from the Biafra Republic. She has come to stay.

E no make sense.

If only is on the positive side.

Democracy in action.

God's own land...what do you say to this...if God be for you, who can be against you, nobody o.

God is not the author of confusion. Let that stick to ur head.

APC are good in leaving the stage, so we not surprised. Nothing humanly possible will affect the Saraki led house except God.

Is the Son responsible? Wearing faze cap backward before his father and guests.

This trekking matter is becoming political and famously. So GEJ house is bushy.

Why this na...

When you have not paid your state worker, you and your son dey steal state money. That is not fair.

Talking too much puts people in trouble. Be warned.

Buhari is just making an effort that will not take him anywhere.
He is not corrupt free because he is surrounded with corrupts men. He that comes to equity, must come with a clean hands.

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