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seunwen2:
GEJ

Goodluck Ebelle Jonathan.....aka drunkard....DOyin Okupe catch me if you can!

overlord29:
Ya Allah ka taimake Maza

mata fa?

readonenaire:
dude!

Sup! d guy nuh even reply

If we curse GEJ now some foolish TANdroids viruses will come and be saying trashes.. Since your so-called Army cannot do their job let the people fight for themselves.. OH, you're mad cos the people are killing ur bh boys and recapturing our lost territories.. Shege mutum!

Ugwumba60:
who is this bush meat? Nna eh lekwa nu eshishi

yooor

Ugwumba60:
wetin dis one come dey tok kwa?

kwa yoloyoor

PStacks:
FUTA; Federal university of Technology Akure..

FUTY; Federal University of technology Yola..

Is it FUTA or FUTY ?

are you motherfuckin blind?

Ugwumba60:
I don't know any Igbo in the north, any Igbo man that dies there, dies at his own peril. The worst part is that those in the north are not doing better than those in Onicha, Owerri and Aba etc. If you like remain there oOoooo anaghi agwa ochi nti na agha esu.

if I whoaz you en, o ma saree log out ni. Ode!

padeolu:
Pure definition of Democracy. Everyone and anyone is given a fair chance to contest, unlike the PDP where the presidential ticket was ceded to a clueless mofo.

SaiBuhari

SaiAPC

*chop knuckle*

olukenzo:
OP, I love planes. I am going to someday, somehow fly one as an hobby of course.

There is nothing special in flying in a plane, IDK. The only somewhat quirky part is the take-off and descent/landing.

This was how I felt when I flew for the first time.

The plane has to taxi a little bit on the taxiway, moving from the terminal to the runway. You know, making all those boring bends and just moving at a slow pace for a while. I am always bored by this part. No excitement whatsoever! Speed was about, say, 20km/h.

Then it gets to the runway, it stops, the engines fire! and it becomes louder. Damn it, I love this part!!! It begins to move at blinding speed greater than 200Km/h. A force opposite the direction of motion of the plane pushes your head backwards...Ahhh adrenaline!!!

Just when you are about to cuum, it lifts off on you-- climbing. The tires get off the ground. It is at this stage that some bush people fomit There is this momentary weightlessness, elevation. The tires leave the ground and the plane achieves altitude. There is a point here during ascent when it feels like the plane is falling, it is not, it is simply not climbing as steeply as before and/as there is "cutback" to reduce the thrust used to take-off. This part is a little fun too.

Cruise is boring, except if it is Amelica you are travelling to The plane changes altitude from time to time, the pilot as well will at some times tell you the altitude, speed, location and condition of the flight.

Descent and landing is not as exciting as take-off from the point of view of the passenger (I love watching planes land and take-off). The plane loses altitude gradually, gets on the runway with a screeching sound. The speed here too is WOW. You'll almost feel as if the plane is not gonna stop. It does stop, all the times I have flown

Due to the time of your flight, you may have experienced some of these already. I wish you safe flight back.

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The OP didnt make the flight. I feel like deleting my comment, mschewww.

story for the birds

Op smoke marijuana and get high so you and the plane will be on the same level

Story for the mumus

Who's that breastless but assfull beach I'm seeing up there?

Is he drunk as his Boss!

alabiyemmy:
him own phone camera dey front?

mumu bOy

No security for the poor...

Eiiyaa*!

Stomach Development Party

Ok sir

jreyez:
Take your sh|t else where bro.

No, eat my shiyt bro

Op pls bluetooth it to me

Who or what is andyblaze? I studied in india

We don't want PDP/TANdroid virus candidate in Lagos.. Vote for APC anti-virus even if it's mosquito they field as candidate.

aryzgreat:
Atiku the confused alhaji, surely they shall gather, but shall scatter in hundred ways.

APigShit, who will step down for who?

The old cargo gworo chewing terrorist? The confused Atiku? The dumbuwal torn between governorship or presidential? The cockroach in imo shouting my fifulu my fifulu? the kwarikwasiya dreamer? Or d joke nda Isaiah.

GEJ coasting to victory already.

Ode oshi leleyi sha

Our Army are no cowards, they are being used as sacrificial lambs.. They are like the puns in the game of chess...

OP, go... na bicycle kick she go take tell you say "NO!"

Dopeyomi:
[size=20] no worry when yσυ vote finish ah go send.. Infact we are giving out free I-phone 6 and Blackberry passport to people tha̶̲̥̅̊t will vote for KIDDABLINGZZ [/size]

pay before service!

Dopeyomi:
[size=20] no worry i don already inform INEC chairman he say e no need voters card since yσυя voters internet connection is enabled..

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Ju̶̲̥̲̣̅̊st vote for him #KIDDABLINGZZ [/size]

Ok.. Pm me recharge card etisalat 1k.

[quote author=Dopeyomi post=27998237][/quote]I no get voters card!

O God protect your people!