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Romance › Re: How To Eat Puusssy Properly,and Give Her Screaming Orgasms. by Thashen(op): 3:44pm On Oct 18, 2016*

TrapQueen77:

He can skip #1....coz kissing is ain't ma thing... But definitely he can tease me

[color=Black]You do not like exchanging spit? So, so you expect a nigguh to strip you näked, insert himself inch by inch until he's all the way in, without vaginal lubrication?[/color]

Romance › How To Eat Puusssy Properly,and Give Her Screaming Orgasms. by Thashen(op): 3:21pm On Oct 18, 2016*

[b][color=Black] The key to fvcking: The Sex Trick® for Nairaland's virgins, and non-virgin nigguhs that cant seem to hit it right.

Yeah, so we'll assume, for the moment, that you have access to a willing female partner; that you aren’t having problems getting it up, and that you don’t look like Quasimodo after a knife-fight.
Assuming that's all true, you have the necessary components to potentially make a woman orgasm. What you lack, however, is The Knowledge.

STEP#1 : Kiss her. Nothing greases up a woman’s sugar walls like kissing. Yeah, weird, huh? No, it’s common sense , and yet you’d be surprised how many niggurs fvck up this critical first step. After you spend some quality time swapping spit, you can move on. Don’t skip ahead or you’ll just have to start over...with another girl.

STEP#2 : Get her clothes off
(consensually)! This normally involves a lot of awkward groping, fumbling and pulled hair. You could also spill a drink on her, turn up the thermostat, or just beg her. Don’t worry and go with whatever works, even letting her do it herself. Once you’re both clothes-free, you need to really focus. The next step is the key, and it’s where most niggurs screw up. So
pay attention bxtches!

Ease your d1ck inside your bxtch's now-lubed pusssy. But if her pusssy is still dry, go back and repeat Step #1 before proceeding further or you will chafe the shxt out of your d1ck.
Gently and slowly push in as far as you can go and then — and this is the important part — fxcking STOP! Do NOT pull out! Even an inch. Stay in right where you are! Why? Because if you pull out, even once, it’s all over for you, amigo.

STEP#3 : While you’re in there, pressed pelvis-to-pelvis, position that little flat, firm area immediately above the base of your pen1s, so that it GENTLY rubs the top of her vagina (where her femalecore is cleverly hidden, for your information). Without withdrawing
at all, use your hips to SOFTLY rub that flat area around on her clitoral area.

STEP#4 : Once you get to the point where things start getting crazy (on her part), you can finally start thrusting. Forestalling the old in-and-out action lets you stay harder than a Calculus exam while she gets worked up to ramming speed. Then you can start pounding away like a jackhammer, and you’ll both orgasm simultaneously. Or thereabouts.

Go forth and spread the fucking joy.

Credits : http://www.relationshit.com/guys-guide/dating-chicks/the-key-to-fucking-the-sex-trick[/color][/b]

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Sports › Re: Ten World's Ugliest Stadiums by Thashen(op): 1:18pm On Oct 18, 2016*

somez:
*correction* "our stadium"

[color=Teal]I'm too intelligent to be Nigerian.[/color]

Christianity Etc › Re: Women Not Supposed To Say NO To Sex! by Thashen(op): 11:39am On Oct 18, 2016*

[color=#1980BC] [quote author=walcut post=47342974][/quote]Yes, you are right, baby, now come on over here, and kiss me. [/color]

Sports › Re: Ten World's Ugliest Stadiums by Thashen(op): 11:35am On Oct 18, 2016*

tukdi:

Have you gone to Somalia and Afghanistan?

[color=Teal] I'm sure the stadiums in Somalia and Afghanistan are better than your piss poor stadiums, with dusty, grassless pitches.[/color]

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Sports › Re: Ten World's Ugliest Stadiums by Thashen(op): 11:20am On Oct 18, 2016*

tukdi:
SMH

[color=Teal] Cry me a river, son, but your stadiums are by far the worst stadiums in the world.[/color]

Sports › Re: Ten World's Ugliest Stadiums by Thashen(op): 11:10am On Oct 18, 2016*

somez:
This a lie from hell.

[color=Teal] This is the truth from heaven, your stadiums are ugly as fxck.[/color]

Sports › Re: Ten World's Ugliest Stadiums by Thashen(op): 11:06am On Oct 18, 2016*

somez:
This a lie from hell.

[color=Teal] Nigerian stadiums are the epitome of ugly![/color]

Sports › Ten World's Ugliest Stadiums by Thashen(op): 10:17am On Oct 18, 2016*

[color=Teal]

10. Abuja Stadium - Nigeria

9. Lagos National Stadium - Nigeria

8. U. J. Esuene Stadium - Nigeria

7. Teslim Balogun Stadium - Nigeria

6. Karkanda Stadium - Nigeria

5. MKO Abiola Stadium - Nigeria

4. Obafemi Awolowo Stadium - Nigeria

3. Samuel Ogbemudia Stadium - Nigeria

2. Jalingo City Stadium - Nigeria

Top one ugliest stadium in the world goes to . .. .

1. Akwa-Ibom Stadium - Nigeria

List compiled by : CNN[/color]

Sports › Re: New Look Faces Of Nigerian Premier League Stadiums!(Photos) by Thashen(m): 10:01am On Oct 18, 2016*

[color=Teal]Hideous stadiums![/color]

Romance › Re: Guys, Here Is How You Attend Your Ex’s Wedding In Grand Style (picture Related) by Thashen(m): 9:47am On Oct 18, 2016*

[color=Teal]Stupid! [/color]

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Romance › Re: Girls Who Eat Fish by Thashen(op): 11:43pm On Sep 24, 2016*

Laveda:

[color=Teal]You're a fish lover, lol?[/color]

Romance › Re: Girls Who Eat Fish by Thashen(op): 11:30pm On Sep 24, 2016*

Emmydope95:
I tot so too Cus u re as dumb as your post #lame

[color=Teal]Yeah, well I know my post hit a nerve, since you're a big püssssy that Bruce Jenner wishes to have in between his legs!Stupid filho of a whøre![/color]

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Romance › Re: Girls Who Eat Fish by Thashen(op): 10:59pm On Sep 24, 2016*

Emmydope95:
Chia umoaka

[color=Teal] I don't understand the shït you typed above. I can see English was not your major at school! [/color]

Romance › Girls Who Eat Fish by Thashen(op): 10:43pm On Sep 24, 2016*

[color=Teal][size=13] Girls who loves natural fish with a huge passion are lesbian. I mean, we're all cognizant of the fact that pussssy smell exactly like fish! And devouring a fish is akin to sücking a pusssssy dry!

I guess what I'm attemptig to say here is that, if you're a lady, and you love fish, then I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you do not fall within the heterosexual category because well, puuussy( In the form of fish) is the best thing that has ever happened to you, lol![/color][/size]

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Doesn’t Like To Kiss Me by Thashen(m): 9:55pm On Sep 24, 2016*

jhydebaba:
Ur set of teeth must be scary then.

[color=Teal][size=13pt]Lol, bruh![/color][/size]

Sports › Re: WWE - World Wrestling Entertainment by Thashen(m): 11:41am On Jul 21, 2016*

Kenekene1:
hey Bro, randy Orton is returning at Battleground on Chris jericho's highlight reel but aren't fighting with brick lesnar at the show.

[color=Teal][size=13pt]Brock Lesnar is going to whoop Randy Orton's bøøty at SummerSlam, much to the delight of the onlookers![/color][/size]

Sports › Re: WWE - World Wrestling Entertainment by Thashen(m): 8:37pm On Jul 19, 2016*

Kenekene1:
Hey guyz, randy orton is returning. He has been set to fight the beast incarnage - brock lesnar at battleground.

[color=Teal][size=14pt]You mean incarnate? [/color][/size]

Romance › Re: The Swearing Filter Is Stupid . by Thashen(op): 1:19am On Jul 09, 2016*

Chrisrare:
Dont worry, wen u finally get a job offline, u'll realise how childish and meaningless dis thread u created is.

[color=Teal] The fact that you were stupid enough to sign a BDŞM contract as the submissive, and your father the dominant does not automatically mean you're employed, you got that you witless sack of piss?I mean, the contract in question is not a contract of employment, but a sex slavery contract!Something to ensure that you acknowledge that your father is your master and that he can play with your huge nigerian clitöris anytime he feels like doing so since you are his property. No, Scratch that, his bïtch!

Your piteous ' you need a job ' insult is actually bouncing off me and sticking to your idiotic self. In fact, why are you shooting yourself in the foot, calling me jobless when you have the latter word visibly engraved upon your protruding forehead ?[/color]

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Romance › Re: The Swearing Filter Is Stupid . by Thashen(op): 11:20pm On Jul 08, 2016*

Chrisrare:
Lol.. So u r crying cos u arent allowed to use peni.s and pusssy to post comments? So many jobless kids on nl.

[color=Teal] Yes, the way I'm crying over the swearing filter reminds you of how you bxtch, groan and moan when your dad whoops your nigerian ass with a leather belt when you two partake in BĎSM![/color]

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Romance › Re: The Swearing Filter Is Stupid . by Thashen(op): 10:10pm On Jul 08, 2016*

Chrisrare:
If u have a job offline, u wont be too bothered about wot is going on on a faceless forum.

[color=Teal]I'm surprised you even were able to take a penïs out of your filthy mouth long enough to 'say ' the gibberish above! The sooner you come to the realization that being a phallus juggling piece of shïet is not a real job, the better.

Go ahead, and deny being a slüt, but it will not alter the irrefutable fact that your legs automatically swings open upon sighting a penïs like an automatic door![/color]

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Romance › Re: The Swearing Filter Is Stupid . by Thashen(op): 9:56pm On Jul 08, 2016*

KnightRod:
You're merely a contributor.. You have no right to demand for this.

You've made no investment whatsoever.. All rights to the site are reserved for only Mr Sëun Osewa. I don't see why you should complain about the "capitalism" structure.

[color=Teal][size=13] Pure idiocy! I don't need to be an investor in order to air my views and suggestions. The users who rate applications on Google Play with a star rating, and review are not investors hey, Seun's bítch![/color][/size]

Christianity Etc › Women Not Supposed To Say NO To Sex! by Thashen(op): 7:07pm On Jul 08, 2016*

[b][color=Black] According to an Islamic Council made up of clerics and scholars, men should be allowed to beat the shiet out of their wives if they refuse sex or refuse to wear what their spouse prefers. The proposal also advocate asss whooping for wives who do not wash after intercourse or during menstruation.

The wives are supposed to be whooped in areas where her skin is not too thick and not too thin . Husbands are also not allowed to break any bones or cut her skin or leave any marks since the beating is merely to remind her of her duties as a wife.

I'm not muslim but I personally think this is a good suggestion . We need these kind of laws in Africa . I mean, even the bible states that denial of sex within christian marriage is a sin.

1 Cor 7:3-4. If your husband wants sex, it is a sin to refuse him. If your wife wants sex, it is a sin to refuse her. Bible sex is always consensual... your spouse asks, and you always say yes. Many marriages can be saved by implementing this one rule alone.[/color][/b]

Romance › The Swearing Filter Is Stupid . by Thashen(op): 5:50pm On Jul 08, 2016*

[color=teal][b] Nairaland is in a horrible wreck, and many users feel the same way. For the most part, this site is beyond boring. Members can't have fun at all .

I guarantee you, when people don't have to fear about moderators creeping up behind them in the dead of the night to viciously click the delete button by their opinion, or thread, many people will have fun.

There are countless issues in this site, but the swearing filter takes the cake. I mean, every member of this site can attest to the fact that the filter is stupid, unnecessary and laughable. Second of all, it infringes on the member's free speech. And, by taking away individuals rights of free speech, you act as a capitalist government. How the fuvck are we supposed to discuss controversial topics if we are not allowed to use controversial word?

For the life of me, what is offensive about the words : penïs, and vagïna? The same words that ten year olds read about in textbooks, and not some pitiful euphemisms such as joysticks and flowers. And yet, grown asss nigguhs are forced to type joystick, slowpuke, and sundry other euphemisms on a site that's called nairaland, and not cleanland or uncontroversialland.

Promote free speech and remove the swearing filter. Or better yet, have the filter used as an option.

Any user ought to have the option to turn on the swearing filter, or to turn off. That way, people who are offended by swearing can avoid it, while others express themselves and exercise their free will.[/color][/b]

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Christianity Etc › Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Thashen(m): 1:37pm On Jul 01, 2016*

HardMirror:
Do you know how many animals that are cow like in existence?
The Gnu, American Buffalo, Cape Buffalo, Yak, and so many more. There must be over thousand animals the size of cows. there are over 4000 mammalian families. There are 5 distinct species (not breeds) of elephants very unique. There are tens of horse like animals. There are hundreds of Wild cats. Even tigers have different species. It is estimated that when you remove fishes and insects you will be left with about 5million unique species of animals. We have millions of bird species and God asked noah to take 7 pairs of all birds. Birds alone will be over 10 million individuals in the ark. At the end it is certain that the animals in the ark will be a whooping 40million individuals. The 20million I used was just so I would be moderate and fair.

[color=Teal][size=15][b]The number of animals in the ark were not as many as you think. The problem is that you misinterpret what the bible says.
When referring to animal groups and such , it uses the word ' kind '. .. ' ' animals , creeping things ' male and female ' according to their kind.

Does ' kind ' mean species ? Or does it mean genus ? A group of similar species is a genus . Or does ' kind ' mean family ? A group of similar genera is a family. Family including dogs,wolves,foxes,jackals,coyotes, and similar animals .

Biological families number in thousands, not in millions .

So, the number of animals that could have been in the ark would have been less than 16000 assuming that a biblical kind is equivalent to the group of animals we call a genus .

2000 animals if the biblical kind is equivalent to the family grouping . Also , many animals did not need to be on the ark for survival. And by the latter i'm making reference to sea animals. Sea animals could survive a flood.

Million of the one million species of the insects could probably survive without being on the ark.So the animals would have been easily housed in small enclosures because most animals are small.

Even the large animals you mentioned above began their lives small. In picking creatures to repopulate the earth, it would make more sense to choose those that were young and healthy rather than the older big ones!

Summary of my research! [/color][/b][/size]

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Romance › Re: Advise Me Guys,is He Cheating On Me? by Thashen(m): 4:12am On Jul 01, 2016*

foolinlove:
Stop sexually harrassing me you animal.

[color=Teal]Pretentios prude! Why are you pretending like my question aint sending no tingling sensation throughout your body?![/color]

Christianity Etc › Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Thashen(m): 2:50am On Jul 01, 2016*

HardMirror:

PLease how would 20 million animals breath inside the ark? What will they eat? What happens to their urine and feaces ?

[color=Teal][b] [b] They ate the food God commanded Noah to bring onto the Ark!

In Genesis 1:29-30 God told Noah to bring all food that is eaten aboard the Ark for himself, his farmily and the animals. Also note: Originally man and the animals ate plants![/color]

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Christianity Etc › Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Thashen(m): 2:43am On Jul 01, 2016*

HardMirror:
The Ridiculous number of animals noah had to save
Noah was to save all the animals on earth.
It is estimated that there are over 7.7 million animal species on earth!

https://www.recreational-turf.wikispaces.com/file/view/insects.jpg/186247141/insects.jpg
Insects alone accounts for about 950,000 of this
Let's take the average weight of an insect to be 10 grammes, that is about 9,500kg and they were taken male and female so that is multiplied by 2 which give 19,000. That is 19tonnes for insects only.
At least 1,900,000 insects were in the ark.

[color=Teal] According to Genesis 6: 15,The Ark measured 300 x50 x30 cubits which is about 140 x23 x13.5 metres or 459 x75x 44 feet, so its volume was 43, 500 m 3 ( cubic metres ) or 1.54 million cubic feet.

So even if a million insect species had to be on board, it wouldn't be an issue, because insects require little space. If each pair was kept in cages of 10 cm ( four inches ) per side, or 1000 cm 3, all the insect species would occupy a total volume of only 1000 m 3,or another 12 cars. [/color]

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Christianity Etc › Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Thashen(m): 1:53am On Jul 01, 2016*

HardMirror:
You will find the story of Noah and the Flood in the book of Genesis Chpt 6,7 and 8.

These are the 3 chapters I will be quoting from.

The synopsis of this story is that people became very evil, God regretted creating man, God found Noah to be the only righteous man, God saves Noah and his family by revealing the impending plan to flood the earth. Noah builds ark, rain falls and flood the earth. Noah and his family along with all animals with him survives.

Before we go far, the BIG QUESTION IS, COULD THIS HAVE EVER happened? Could the whole earth be truly covered by water?

GENESIS 7:18-20 "18 The waters rose and increased greatly on the earth, and the ark floated on the surface of the water. 19 They rose greatly on the earth, and all the high mountains under the entire heavens were covered. 20 The waters rose and covered the mountains to a depth of more than fifteen cubits"

Wonderful!

For us to accept this we must Note verse 19 that says the water covers ALL mountains under the heavens INCLUDING mount EVEREST that is 8,800 meters tall!

[color=Steelblue][b] Well, according to my source there are fossils of sea animals in rock coverings high above sea level.

There are marine fossils in most of the rock layers in Grand Canyon. This includes the topmost layer in the sequence, the Kaibab Limestone exposed at the rim of the canyon, which today is approximately 7,000"8,000 feet (2,130"2,440 m) above sea level.

Marine fossils are also found high in the Himalayas, the world's tallest mountain range, reaching up to 29,029 feet (8,848 m) above sea level.

E.g fossil ammonites (coiled marine cephalopods) are found in limestone beds in the Himalayas of Nepal.

All geologists agree that ocean waters must have buried these marine fossils in these limestone beds.

Also, you must understand that the Flood in question occured before mountain ranges such as the Himalayas were formed, but many of these mountain ranges were pushed up by earth movements to their present high elevations at the end of the Flood.

This is recorded in Psalm 104:8, where the Flood waters are described as eroding and retreating down valleys as the mountains rose at the end of the Flood. [/color][/b]

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