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Christianity EtcRe: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by Thashen(m):
EvilBrain1:
How did Noah fit 2 million insects (1 million species x 2) into the ark? And how did be manage to fit 12,000 amphibians, 20,000 birds, 11,000 mammals, 16,000 reptiles and god knows how many crustaceans, arachnids and mollusks into a boat that must have already been overflowing with insects? Where did he find space to keep a years worth of food for all those animals? How did he keep the meat for the Lions, tigers and other carnivores fresh for a whole year? Why did he take mosquitoes, tapeworms, guinea worms and the HIV virus aboard the ark? Did he infect himself with all those parasites, or did he force his wife and children to carry them? How come all the animals didn't freeze to death at 9,000 metres altitude (the height of Mount Everest which must have been underwater) Where did they find oxygen to breathe at that height? What did all the animals eat after getting off the ark? All the plants must have died after a year underwater, and all the animals would have drowned so no food for herbivores or carnivores. How come all the fish in the ocean survived? Saltwater fish can't survive in freshwater and the ocean would have been massively diluted with all that rain. Or did the ark also have a salty fish tank with space for 60,000 fish (30,000 species x 2)? And how did he feed all those fish?

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[b][color=Black]This argument has been rebuffed a million times in this forum. Typical atheist questions.

Noah fit 2 million insects (1 million species x 2) into the ark? And how did be manage to fit 12,000 amphibians, 20,000 birds, 11,000 mammals, 16,000 reptiles, etc

God did not instruct Noah to bring two of every species on the boat. But rather in, Genesis 6:19-20

"19 And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female."

"20 Of fowls after their kind, and of cattle after their kind, of every creeping thing of the earth after his kind, two of every sort shall come unto thee, to keep them alive."

The bible described 3 categories of life. Categories which are close to our own classifications of the animal kingdom.

Every kind of bird’ - The bird kingdom.

Every kind of animal- The mammal kingdom.

Every creature that moves on the ground - Reptiles, amphibians, and insect Kingdom. Etc.



Ask them how a kangaroo hoped all the way from Australia to the middle east. Or the penguin or polar bear how did they enter the ark from the other side of the world?

Kangaroos did not hop all the way from Australia to the ark. However, the Bible states that the animals came to Noah; he did not have to round them up (Genesis 6:20). God apparently caused the animals to come to Noah. How he did that is irrelevant!

How did terrestrial plant life survive after being submerged in water for half a year?

Many terrestrial seeds can survive long periods of soaking in various concentrations of salt water. Salt water impedes the germination of some species so that the seed lasts better in salt water than fresh water.

Other plants could have survived in floating vegetation masses, or on pumice from the volcanic activity. Pieces of many plants are still capable of asexual sprouting.

Many plants could have survived as planned food stores on the ark, or accidental inclusions in such food stores (Genesis 6:21).

Many seeds have devices for attaching themselves to animals, and some could have survived the flood by this means.

Others could have survived in the stomachs of the bloated, floating carcasses of dead herbivores.

The olive leaf brought back to Noah by the dove (Genesis 8:11) shows that plants were regenerating well before Noah and company left the ark.

Where did all the water go to?

There are a number of Scripture passages that identify the Flood waters with the present-day seas (Amos 9:6 and Job 38:8-11 note “waves”).

Psalm 104 suggests an answer. After the waters covered the mountains (verse 6), God rebuked them and they fled (verse 7); the mountains rose, the valleys sank down (verse cool and God set a boundary so that they will never again cover the Earth (verse 9)[1]. They are the same waters! Isaiah gives this same statement that the waters of Noah would never again cover the Earth (Isaiah 54:9).

What the Bible is actually telling is that God acted to alter the Earth's topography. New continental landmasses bearing new mountain chains of folded rock strata were uplifted from below the globe encircling waters that had eroded and leveled the pre-Flood topography, while large deep ocean basin were formed to receive and accommodate the Flood waters that then drained off the emerging continents.

How did Noah and the animals survive the cold and lack of oxygen, since they were higher than the tallest mountain?

Mount Everest was not the height it is now during the Flood. Earth's highest mountains have fossils of sea creatures at their tops, showing they were once under the sea.


The possibilities are that… the sea rose to cover the mountains or the mountains were once under the sea and have since risen out of the sea, or a combination of the two.

Even if the flood waters were 9 kilometers deep,Noah and the animals would not have had trouble breathing. Air pressure is caused by the weight of air above the point where the pressure is experienced.


If the water was 9 kilometers deep, then the air that was in that 9 kilometers deep volume of what was atmosphere would have been pushed out and would then have sat above the water at 9 kilometers above the Earth's surface.

How did fresh water fish survive, since the ocean covered the world?

If the world was covered by water in the flood, then there would have been a mixing of fresh and salt waters. 

There are migratory species of fish that travel between salt and fresh water. E.g, salmon, striped bass, and Atlantic spurgeon spawn in fresh water and mature in salt water. Eels reproduce in salt water and grow to maturity in fresh water streams and lakes.

Many of today's species of fish are able to adjust to both fresh water and salt water. There is also evidence of post-flood specialization within a kind of fish. E.g, the Atlantic sturgeon is a migratory salt/freshwater species but the Siberian sturgeon (a different species of the same kind) lives only in fresh water.


How did all the animals return to their natural habitat?

Many of them could have floated on vast floating logs, left-overs from the massive pre-flood forests that were ripped up during the flood and likely remained afloat for many decades on the world’s oceans, transported by world currents.

Others could later have been taken by people. Savolainen et al., have suggested, for example, that all Australian dingoes are descended from a single female domesticated dog from Southeast Asia.

A third explanation of possible later migration is that animals could have crossed land bridges. This is, after all, how it is supposed by evolutionists that many animals and people migrated from Asia to the Americas—over a land bridge at the Bering Straits.

For such land bridges to have existed, we may need to assume that sea levels were lower in the post-Flood period—an assumption based on a biblical model of the Ice Age.


Why is there no evidence of the flood, none whatsoever. There should be fossils to correspond with the mass extinction, like in the case of the dinosaurs?

Global flood evidences includes:

The earth's features, such as mountains, canyons, regional stratigraphy (large-scale single rock beds), soft bending of rock strata, etc.) require some type of catastrophic explanation.

Sedimentary rock formations (formed through water deposition) cover substantial portions of North America and other continents.

There is no evidence that coal, oil, or ore deposits are being formed today, yet massive deposits are found in the earth.

Likewise, the earth contains many great fossil beds, none of which appear to be forming today either. Fossils require rapid burial to be preserved.

Ocean fossils are found at high altitudes on all five continents.

Exceptions in the geologic column indicate that it was not formed in a gradual manner, such as the appearance of single trees that extend vertically through multiple ages.

Why did Noah take HIV to the ark?
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RomanceRe: Why Are Girls Cheap And Loose? by Thashen(op): 8:47pm On Dec 15, 2016
percival:
Why are you so _stupid to always fall for the temptation? Were you cursed to fuck_ every opening that can accommodate your joystick?
Percy, we both know why you are sentimental about this issue and why your face has suddenly turned bright red, resembling a chile pepper! And the reason is nothing other than the fact that Shizz is actually your mother in disguise.

Instead of throwing a fit, you should be thanking me for actually putting up your mother's advert in this forum. What an ungrateful dork you are son!grin
RomanceRe: Raine80 And Mimzyy Owes Me Their Nude Pictures by Thashen(op): 8:21pm On Dec 15, 2016
firstking01:
Get a life mateundecided
Lol King son, We'll just pretend like you're talking to your reflection in the mirror cos, well, you need to get a life more than any other person in this forum and you know that for a fact! grin
RomanceWhy Are Girls Cheap And Loose? by Thashen(op): 7:06pm On Dec 15, 2016
[color=Black]Tell me girls, why do you love money so much?[/color]

RomanceRe: Raine80 And Mimzyy Owes Me Their Nude Pictures by Thashen(op): 6:52pm On Dec 15, 2016
KissChrix:
Experiencing same here sad


All I see nowadays are pvssy/d!ck/sex related topics sad
naijaboiy post=51960173:
[i]One can't even find insightful or interesting threads to comment on these days. huh
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Why don't you try the Education section?
RomanceRe: Raine80 And Mimzyy Owes Me Their Nude Pictures by Thashen(op): 6:11pm On Dec 15, 2016
firstking01:
Smh, nairalanders can dig the undig...we sha know everything you posted upthere is as fake as you are, rubbish...lalasticlala lock or delete this threadundecided
Eish king, you sound so frustrated. I know this fake thread is a stark reminder of the fake pussy you currently have in between your legs. Yeah king, we all are cognizant of the fact that you once felt trapped in the wrong body hence you opted for a fake pussy just like the likes of Bruce Jenner!
RomanceRe: Raine80 And Mimzyy Owes Me Their Nude Pictures by Thashen(op): 5:54pm On Dec 15, 2016
mercichoco:
Will their nude green your account, beside nude is overrated.
[color=Black]Have you washed your pussy today?[/color]
RomanceRe: Raine80 And Mimzyy Owes Me Their Nude Pictures by Thashen(op):
Mimzyy:
By the way Op, keep basking in your folly. You'll probably die an old wretched bachelor with an erect phallus. Fool.
Baby, do you know what it does to me every time I see you upset?

Come take out your anger on me then, in bed.


We'll kiss for hours, till our lips are swollen, and our jaws are tired.
RomanceRe: Raine80 And Mimzyy Owes Me Their Nude Pictures by Thashen(op): 5:39pm On Dec 15, 2016
Draei:
huh huh
...After you had to edit their words,
Dumb move from a daft dude.
[color=Black]After I had to edit their posts? Do you think I'm that devious, son? Ah, pardon me for that rhetorical question. Of course you don't think, brains in Nigeria don't come in handy.[/color]
RomanceRe: Raine80 And Mimzyy Owes Me Their Nude Pictures by Thashen(op): 5:06pm On Dec 15, 2016
[color=Black]Why do you make promises you know you can't keep, Raine80 baby?[/color]
RomanceRaine80 And Mimzyy Owes Me Their Nude Pictures by Thashen(op):
[color=Black] The users, Raine80 and Mimzyy, owes me their nudes pictures.

Raine80 owes me her pussy picture while Mimzy owes me her boob picture. In case you've forgotten, here's a reminder of your promise to me.[/color]


Raine80:
It's not a market where anything goes ...a woman has to have standards define stingy?
Thashen:
[color=Black]Baby, just spare me the disgrace of groveling for your pusssy picture in front of everyone.[/color]
Raine80:
Well you get an A for effort
I like your sense of humour .
winkI'll send an e-mail to you later .
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I never got no E-mail from you, Raine, with your pussy attached to it. It's been a month now.

Mimzyy
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Thashen:
[color=Black]Do you send nudes, baby?[/color]
Mimzyy:
No sir.
Thashen:
[color=Black]K, I know you probably have the " no sending of nudes to strangers" rule but I'd like to request a temporary ban on the rule baby.[/color]
Mimzyy:
Lol sir, I'll see what I can do. Give me an hour.
[color=Black]I've waited for more than 10 hours, Mimzy, and I still haven't heard from you!
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Christianity EtcRe: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by Thashen(m):
hopefulLandlord:
hmmmm
[color=Black]Hmmm what? Isn't what I've typed in my latter post true? The Op wants Christians to disprove the existence of Santa, and then later tell them they've disproved the existence of their God, yeah?cheesy[/color]
Christianity EtcRe: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by Thashen(m): 11:29am On Dec 15, 2016
[b][color=Black] [b]Lol, don't fall for this Christians! Don't attempt to disprove the existence of Santa, his actions or 'powers'. Because OP's final rebuttal will be:

"Now, playtime has finished.

It is time to utterly annihilate christianity.
Time and time again thou has failed to grasp the meaning of this debate.

I have tricked thee and thou hath plummeted into my trap.

I have created a character identical to God.
The God whom you believe in.

The character I have devised is Santa.
Instead of pointing out God's flaws to thee myself, I have fooled thee into finding God's flaws yourself.

Thou hast criticized Santa's logic.
Thou hast criticized Santa's actions.
Thou has criticized Santa's powers.
In reality, thou hast criticized God himself.
All of your criticism of Santa applies directly to God.

This is because I crafted the character of Santa to be EXACTLY the same as God.

The only difference between my character of Santa, and God is that you do not believe in Santa.

Therefore your first instinct was to demonstrate to me that Santa does not exist.
In doing so thou has only proven that God does not exist.

Congratulations, thou has debated as an atheist, only this time instead of debating for God's non-existence thou has debated for the nonexistence of God only under another name"[/color][/b]
Christianity EtcRe: Inside The 100,000 Seat Auditorium Bishop Oyedepo Is Planning To Build by Thashen(m): 9:30am On Dec 15, 2016
I hope it won't collapse.
RomanceRe: Man Responds To Babymama Who Sent Him An Incredible Congraulatory Message by Thashen(m): 11:03pm On Dec 14, 2016
Mimzyy:
Definitely, immediately after you're cremated sir. I'll be kind enough to let you w@nk your way to hell.
[color=Black]Lol, why is you being super mean to Thashen, baby?

Send to me your bøobs, I'll get you a gift with a price tag the length of a phone number! cheesy [/color]
RomanceRe: Man Responds To Babymama Who Sent Him An Incredible Congraulatory Message by Thashen(m): 10:16pm On Dec 14, 2016
Mimzyy:
No sir.
[color=Black]Do let me know if you ever decide to send nudes! cheesy [/color]
RomanceRe: Man Responds To Babymama Who Sent Him An Incredible Congraulatory Message by Thashen(m): 6:13pm On Dec 14, 2016
Mimzyy:
How does that increase your account balance?
[color=Black]Do you send nudes, baby?[/color]
Christianity EtcRe: Is the Biblical Parting Of The Red Sea ' Fact or Myth? by Thashen(m): 11:05pm On Dec 13, 2016
[color=Black]There is no adequate evidence to support the claim that the Israelites were ever enslaved in Egypt to begin with, or that they wandered for 40 years. The fact that there is a naturalistic explanation for the parting of the Red Sea isn't evidence that it actually occured. [/color]
LiteratureRe: My Wife's Diary - Part 1 by Thashen(m): 4:41pm On Dec 12, 2016
She is not pregnant. It's a trap! Women are fuckïng smart.
RomanceRe: Was I Evil to Treat a Legless Girl like This? by Thashen(m): 12:59pm On Dec 12, 2016
ZeeAfrica:
but its okay for u to treat anada individual like shit? U r mad. I wish u harm 3 times dan i wished befor
[color=Black]That is stupid. Wishing harm upon this guy makes you equally ' evil ' as him.[/color]
RomanceRe: Attorney Representing an infant Rapist(Advice needed) by Thashen(m): 11:36am On Dec 12, 2016
Cromagnon:
can you win?
What a funny question
RomanceRe: Was I Evil to Treat a Legless Girl like This? by Thashen(m): 8:32pm On Dec 11, 2016
JuicyLucy:
I choose to believe that this is a fake story because No one could be that inhumane.
You have no idea. People are evil out there. Imagine people who rape infants.
RomanceRe: Was I Evil to Treat a Legless Girl like This? by Thashen(m): 3:46pm On Dec 11, 2016
iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]No legs? Wow!![/color]
E.g

RomanceRe: Was I Evil to Treat a Legless Girl like This? by Thashen(m):
[color=Black]What an animal this guy is.[/color]
RomanceRe: Longest clit0ris in the world ( Picture ) by Thashen(m): 10:36am On Dec 11, 2016
udder:
I have the full video in my 10 Gig porn archive under the big clit section. .
grin grin
RomanceRe: Attorney Representing an infant Rapist(Advice needed) by Thashen(m): 10:28am On Dec 11, 2016
LorDBolton:
Doubt you're a lawyer.Cos i'm confused a defence attorney will type all this.Lawyer's look at the facts in a case not the moral aspects, after all everyone has the right to fair legal representation.If u don't want the case, u pass it up, if u ain't feeling criminal defense you become a prosecutor #simple

don't come here claiming this case makes u wanna become a full time lecturer. huh

I hail
[color=Black]The highlighted text is evil, inhumane and sadistic. Stop behaving like an animal. How do you know OP has not looked into the facts? What if he has looked into the facts, and knows for a fact that his client is guilty? Do you know it's unethical and illegal for an attorney to deceive a court knowingly. If a client tells an attorney that he's guilty, the latter can't say the client is innocent in court. He would be a party to his perjury by doing so.[/color]
RomanceRe: Attorney Representing an infant Rapist(Advice needed) by Thashen(m): 9:25am On Dec 11, 2016
Raine80:
If you are indeed a real solicitor what you are doing is unethical, and should get you disbarred.Regardless of what the person is accused of your job is to represent him in a court of law. You cannot have moralistic objections and be a lawyer, it's best if you leave the profession as your advice will be clouded by the fact that you have already passed judgement, you have to be neutral but coming to a social media site to weigh pros and cons about representation when there are legal ways of doing it does not sit well with me.
[color=Black]You seem emotional over this, why?[/color]

Montelukast:
OP really did not disclose the names of the parties involved or his name. U'd complain if for example op was Barry Roux and he came here and said "Oscar Pistorius did admit murdering Reeva Steenkamp. Should i represent him even thou I know he is guilty?"

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