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Ah beg no slap me, ah never eat

joliyp:
trash......the day i go slap 1 guy .....i saw hell on earth

A PINCODE is of 5digits. The first digit is square of the second. Sum of the second and third is 10. The fourth is equal to the second plus 1. The third plus fifth makes 14. Sum of all digits is 30. WHAT IS THE PIN CODE

Babe so u aren't an impostor. whao, ma apologies! You are resplendently beautiful(a must for me to confess)... How are u doin?

vanida6:
tnx,,,,yeah i do

Naudhubillahi min dhaalik. It's very sad! Please, those Fulani Herdsmen shouldn't be referred to as MUSLIM or fighting in intrest of Islam. Islam goes against what they does, it is Unislamic. They kills anyone either Muslim/Christian(Yorubaland sited as example)in every nook and cranny of Nigeria. Naturaly, Most Foolanis are inhumane, very deadly, (having just misunderstanding, they bring out weapon-I've experience it-). If Buhari shouldn't take crucial step about them, Nigeria should fire back.
They are satanic, devil messengers, THEY ARE NOT MUSLIM(they does what Islam goes against like; They are hostile to anyone, they value cow to human life, they are rapist, they kidnap, the see themselves as holiest"whereas they are very ignorant", they are armed rubbers and many devilish acts).
If u could recall confession of those that kidnapped Baba Fale then "we want to use the ransome for Ramadan festival" this is disgusting, THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ISLAM AT ALL, WHAT THEY ARE GOOD AT IS CHARM"SHIRK" PLEASE THEY ARE NOT KILLING IN INTEREST OF ISLAM, IT IS PERSONAL.
May Almighty God protect us

It is important to take note of some characters in a book while reading especially if you are going to be tested on that book. Concerning the book “In Dependence” that UTME candidates will be tested on, we have compiled a list of important characters in the book. JAMB may equally ask questions based on this. So do well, to get your self familiar with these characters SOME IMPORTANT CHARACTERS OF THE BOOK “IN DEPENDENCE” 1. Omotayo Oluwakayode Ajayi also known as TY. 2. Inspector Adeniyi Ajayi : Tayo’s father who was once a court servant and an interpreter in the native administration before joining the police. 3. Mr Jonathan Richardson: Father of Venessa. 4. Mrs Elizabeth Richardson: Mother of Venessa. 5. Mr Edward Maximilian Barker: The one who welcomed Omotayo prior to the letter given to Tayo by Mr Faircliff. 6. Headmaster Faircliff: Tayo’s Headmaster. 7. Mr Clark: Tayo’s Mathematics Teacher. 8. Mr Blackburn: British empire history teacher. 9. Bisi and Remi: Siblings of Tayo. 10. Modupe: Tayo’s Lover before going to Oxford at age 19. 11. Uncle Bolu also known as Uncle B: Tayo’s uncle who loved drinking and women. And women also loved him in return. 12. Uncle Oluwakayode Ogundipe: A Big Man in Lagos, who lived in a luxurious, a senior army officer before leaving for France to study Engineering. He was able to meet Venessa. 13. Helen: Uncle Kayode’s wife. 14. Aunty Bayo: Former girl friend of Uncle Kayode. 15. Mr Lekan Olajide from Ogbomoso on a voyage. 16. Mr Ibrahim Mohammed from Kaduna on a voyage 17. Mrs Isabella Barker: An attractive young Italian woman who preferred to be called “Isabella”. 18. Mr Ike Nwade: A student of History. 19. Mr Bolaji Ladipupo: A Law student. 20. Miss Christine Arinze: A student of Modern language who later became Tayo’s girlfriend but had a misunderstanding with Tayo because he didn’t want a longtime relationship. She later on had Ike has her boyfriend. She died of drug overdose (Suicide). 21. Christopher Okigbo: A poet and Omotayo’s teacher. 22. Venessa Richardson”aka Moremi by Tayo to show her fighting spirit”: Tayo’s white Lady lover. 23. Gita from Kenya: An English student. 24. Pat: A Physicist. 25. Jane: A Friend to Venessa a physicist also (whites). 26. Charlie and Mehul: (whites) 27. Simon: The president of west African Student. 28. Francis: From Ghana who was with the idea that independence came far too early for africans 29. Maynes Keynes: Venessa’s grandpa was in the colonial service Juma and Saratu? Are they cats? 30. Lord Lugard: was once the governor of Hong kong before coming to Nigeria and he also became our governor in the year 1914 31. Nancy Murdoch and Mr Murdoch. 32. Uncle Tony: who had s*x with Jane. 33. Madam Pagnole. 34. Chinua Achebe: things fall apart and No longer at Ease. 35. Nkrumah: The first president of Ghana and Senghor of Senegal Kenyatt. 36. Tunde: the cousin of Tayo who works in the bakery. 37. Yusuf Abubakar: who works in the hospital. HE believed white women were only meant for friendship but not for marriage with his genuine reasons. 38. Joyce: Yusuf’s white girlfriend who said he hasn’t heard Yusuf speak Nigerian before and then Yusuf replied her: you daft one, no one speaks Nigerian. 39. Mr and Mrs winter: across the road at Bradley 40. Joy Williams: The black WOMAN Yusuf got married to. 41. Anais Nin: The first British erotic writer. 42. Nigerian coup d’etat and Biafran war. 43. Salamatou: an hairstylist in Dakar, Senegal who died in a motor accident 44. Jean Luc: A French who had promised to marry Salamatou but ran away after he got to know she was pregnant. 45. Miriam: A nurse, whom treated Tayo’s father and got pregnant for Tayo. Got married to Tayo and gave birth to Kemi. 46. Kemi: Daughter of Tayo and Miriam 47. President Shagari. 48. Mr Akin: A carver. 49. Wole Soyinka: Okri the Booker. 50. Aureol: SHIPPING COMPANY. 51. Dogun Dutse Mobile station. 52. Samir: From Bradford. 53. Suleiman: Salamatou’s son hence Venessa’s adopted son. A Muslim he became and a drop out from Cambridge. 54. Abdou: The driver who was taken Tayo to the airport before an accident occur. 55. Laurent: Kemi’s boyfriend. 56. Danjuma: The gardener. 57. Professor John Harris: He is the man whom Kemi introduced to his father from the University. All the best.

Ah see u, una pray wella o Invite me aswel, I'm Pope.

themonk:
This guy sef, me na monk na . I wan pray for her, nothing personal

emeijeh:
Too much bollywood and zee world telenovelas

Alright! api weekend sir

konjishild:
lol bad guy,u still won b her tutor, oya be na mk I rest#wehdone sir

Church again? Christianity and immorality is like 5&6

That isn't proper of u et ol!

lailo:
She herself looks like Chibok girl

"your future first lady" I'm confused, Wetin dey sup guy?

SolexxBarry:
Nice one mama,my future first lady

Ah dunno o

skillful01:
Nland guy why?

let the young girl relax abi una wan knack am online.

lemme be civil this time. You are most welcome babe. Moreso, I must confess, ur pix made me mesmerized ever since I set my eyes on it. You are realy endowed(evryfin join).

vanida6:
tnx,,,,yeah i do

Monk, I can see what's going through your heart, Your intention is known to me. ntn u go chop

themonk:
You look really nice, do you respond to PMs?

Haha! u for trust me nah, m typical gentleman. Okay let do it diz way; I will b tutor n I will b reporting to u (as master) everyweek. Ah kno che dha one go suit u

konjishild:
nooo,a female should tutor her nt u,i no trust u shaa

When Apostle don chop dha butttt! We are expecting her lawyer's say

LesbianBoy:
What were you expecting? That she will admit its true?


Even daniella okeke that we discovered apostle suleman's jeep in her compound denied and even threatened that we would hear from her lawyers

Konjishild u r a freak perfection is nad attributed to human, You mean "A Friends". Anyway, if she (if realy is lady n not an impostor), I will like to be her tutor everytime/anytime(free of charge)...

konjishild:
u need a friends? no u actually need an English teacher

Exactly, that's the best option for a wasted being with freaky life like u. Low thinker. fvck u times widout number!

bolinjkezzy:
Who d fvck are u?if u ain't cool with my comment hypo z #20

Exactly, that's the best option for a wasted being with freaky life like u. Low thinker. fvck u many times.

bolinjkezzy:
Who d fvck are u?if u ain't cool with my comment hypo z #20

"Allah said bullshit" You are a fvck for that statement

bolinjkezzy:
The man is trying to show z northern folks that a female child is equivalent to a male child not d Allah said bullshit.....Ride on my emir

It isn't civil/Islamic enough with your dress(as Emir Daughter) If B'haram catch u with how u dressessed

The West African Examinations Council (WAEC) will now conduct three examinations in one year. WAEC, on Thursday said it had approved the commencement of an additional diet in its examination for the private candidates every year. This means that candidates who wish to take WAEC exams again have another shot at it in a year. The West African Examinations Council’s registrar, Iyi Uwadiae, announced the approval at a news conference in Lagos. WAEC To Conduct Three Exams In One Year from 2018 Uwadiae said, “WAEC conducts its West African Senior School Certificate Examination (WASSCE) twice every year, in May/June for school candidates and in November/December for private candidates. “The council also conducts various national examinations in the member countries except Nigeria. “Now, the school candidates who wish to retake the examination usually have the opportunity of doing so with the private candidates’ examination. “With this development, there has been a wave of agitation, criticisms and appeal across the sub-region for the council to ameliorate the agony of long waiting experience by private candidates who desire another attempt at WASSCE,’’ he said. Uwadiae added that the situation was often cited as being responsible for the level of desperation sometimes exhibited by the perpetrators of malpractice at the private candidates’ examination centres. “The council, after painstakingly considering all ramifications of the matter, has finally given approval for the national offices to begin the conduct of one additional diet each year of WASSCE for private candidates.’’ He noted that the modalities for the take off of the examination were already being worked out and the examination could begin in February/ March of 2018. “I must be quick to point out that though the council has given the nod, the conduct of the additional diet may not take off in all the member countries immediately or at the same time. “But let me also assure stakeholders in Nigeria that the Nigeria national office has indicated its willingness and readiness to blaze the trail by making the examination available to Nigerians in 2018. “Details of the scheduled dates, available subjects, location of centres and their information would be provided by the Head of Nigeria national office at the appropriate time,’’ Uwadiae said. The registrar recalled that the maiden WASSCE was conducted in the Gambia in 1998 and was later introduced in Nigeria, Sierra Leone, Ghana and Liberia in 1999, 2000, 2006 and 2013 respectively. “Now, I am glad to inform you all that the government of Liberia has now taken the bold decision to finally phase out the country’s national examination (LSHSCE) and adopt WASSCE,’’ he said.

Alright.

Funkybabee:
my mother is from there

Edo State again? Anyway, thier name implies them; You don't get me? Ask any Yoruba what "edo" mean
Edo n zex na 5 n 6

Sorry, are u from Ijabe?

Funkybabee:
OK thought u are from there

Presidency, 50% of them are while 99% of Senators are corrupt.

BeardedMeat:
And the presidency that wants him are saints.

Abeg, spare him.

BeardedMeat:
Good night keh? I will stabilize international oil prices? What about the 5k they promised you? What about the 10,000 megawatts in one year etc!
Sanusi, Ezekwesili, soludo, Utomi Tinubu, hell rufai, they are all shouting hunger too!

The koboko wey you go chop this night ehn...

I still disagree with u, He as been working very well since he assumed office. That's why Senate defied his nomination cause they are also victim of corrupt practices.

BeardedMeat:
Did magu take over the effc today? Why are we witnessing this cheap scores in quick succession since saraki and co humiliated him? What about the abandoned N400m at abuja airport shortly before he went back to the Senate second time? After today, you will never hear about this again watch out!

Beardedmeat? Meat? it doesn't sounds proper. I think "goat" will be okay in place of that meat. jez ASSUMPTION O However, I strongly disagree wid u. This aint propaganda.

BeardedMeat:
Kudos for what? What makes you think its not a propaganda to make you believe magu is working? That's how the vegetable in aso rock deceived you with 1$ to N1 and you fell for it, now see your life? Relax, more of this will happen often until a whistle blower in efcc will drop the hint to those who need it.

You left me agape!

Pritypussi:
I won't mind having your dad for a night, heard biafran men are hard fvckers and savages in bed yeah?

Why taking pills over someone else headache? Mosqurade or no Masqurade? Who dem epp!
Abeg ah fit piss 4 here!