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Crime / Re: Deaths : Tanker Explodes as Residents Scoop Fuel In Benin/ologbo Expressway by Thatlong9: 5:55pm On Jul 22, 2020
Oh
Romance / Re: Advive To Males Trying To Settle Down by Thatlong9: 5:53pm On Jul 22, 2020
Damnnn, why get married
Emancipate yourselves from that bondage called marriage. Guys give yourselves peace

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Crime / Re: Does Anyone Know This Woman Who Stripped Naked And Destroyed Her Makeshift Shop by Thatlong9: 12:41pm On Jul 22, 2020
Powerfly:


all this no rapture, no rapture dey increase my tension...

as i don't have any source of income, i should be enjoying sex? To what end if i may ask?

Don't enjoy or have sex? to what end if I may ask?
Don't know if u educated or not but no matter what put your certs aside and think outta the box. Look around u and observe discover what is missing in ur environment you feel u can fix and make a move. Bizness and investment over any salary job any day anytime. Think dearie think, figure it out carefully before sourcing for funds and trust me, it'll come but u got to start small.
Crime / Re: Does Anyone Know This Woman Who Stripped Naked And Destroyed Her Makeshift Shop by Thatlong9: 11:36am On Jul 22, 2020
Powerfly:
Now everything in Nigeria has the high proximity to frustrate you. The bank, the security agencies, the market,schools and even the society sef..
i really wonder what 2021 holds for us.. Like play like play.. This rapture wey plenty people dey take like joke fit just happen..
Good morning to you and every now and then enjoy a good fvck and do things that makes you happy. Relax nothing like rapture here
Crime / Re: Does Anyone Know This Woman Who Stripped Naked And Destroyed Her Makeshift Shop by Thatlong9: 11:33am On Jul 22, 2020
Oh not again
Crime / Re: Police Officers Robbed Man Of N400k Using His ATM In Asaba, Delta State (photo) by Thatlong9: 11:30am On Jul 22, 2020
Thieves in uniform
Crime / Re: You Will Be Running After Yahoo Boys" - A Man Blasts A Young Lady Who Ran Mad On by Thatlong9: 1:02pm On Jul 10, 2020
Dem nor dey hear word o. Fine girl fa
Crime / Re: Man Stabs Wife To Death In Jigawa by Thatlong9: 2:51pm On Jul 08, 2020
tHE ranting cockatoo bellows, there you go again, pastors sleeping with their daughter's n some caught with charms u will never comment or rant, but once it few involves death or accident na that time evil spirit n rapture matter go sweet u post. You be agent of death or accident in disguise! It seems gives you joy

Righteousness89:
He Stabbed his wife and took to his heels!


Una see the wicked Spirits that have taken over human beings??

Don't say it can't happen to me! I can't do this! I Can't do that!

I have seen people were walking on the road, and they hear voices telling them to jump in the middle of the express..

Most of these things are not done with normal eyes!

Soak yourself in the Spirit and Presence of God!

Pray without Ceasing! Engage The Word of God!

The days are Extremely Evil..

In a split second , one can be possessed and perform Strange things..
Crime / Re: CAC Pastor Who Enjoys Sleeping With His Daughter Finally Exposed (photo) by Thatlong9: 2:42pm On Jul 08, 2020
Leave the mugu u will not see him comment o but check u will see he viewed the post, stylishly avoiding the thread. Biggestest coward there ever was.
Who calls himself/herself righteous anyways?
Righteousness my arsss
Crime / Re: Police Discovers 2000 Human Dried Corpse, 500 Persons Buried Alive After A Raid by Thatlong9: 12:37pm On Jul 08, 2020
Chaiiiii mans inhumanity to man
Crime / Re: Man Stabs Wife To Death In Jigawa by Thatlong9: 12:34pm On Jul 08, 2020
Animals in human skin
Killing your own kind, wife for that matter

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Romance / Re: Do You Have A Sex Playlist by Thatlong9: 12:25pm On Jul 08, 2020
Vybz kartel rough sex
open up

Vybz kartel ft Gaza slim f**k it n cum
Busy signal perfect team
Romance / Re: DRAGON GIRL: Model Who Spent Over ₦480 Million To Change Her Entire Body Configu by Thatlong9: 9:48pm On Jul 07, 2020
After putting this long 9 on her I sure as hell won't sleep in the same room alnight with her even for a fortune. Hate snakes cos this ain't no dragon, all I see here is a snake spits
Imagine waking up at night to take a piss and see this on the bed

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Romance / Re: Ladies : What Did Your Mom Tell You The First Day You Saw Your Menses by Thatlong9: 9:36pm On Jul 07, 2020
longetivity:
How can i get a girl pregnant pleassseee

Dip 2 fingers in n shake vigorously till she gets pregnant
Mtcheww

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Romance / Re: Ladies : What Did Your Mom Tell You The First Day You Saw Your Menses by Thatlong9: 9:31pm On Jul 07, 2020
Yea, I experienced it years back my younger one i think 15 or so was complaining about severe stomach pains in the sitting room, trying to figure out what was going on and how she feels after some minutes, boom plushhhhh blood I looked at her angrily, hissed and said its time.
That stuff stinks I couldn't sleep for days, not cos of the smell but the fact she was about to start getting flipped and bent over like reciprocal. Na big gal now

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Romance / Re: My Best Friend Is Planning To Dump Her G.f, How Can I Tell Him i Love the babe by Thatlong9: 9:06pm On Jul 07, 2020
If this is true then u be snake u wan knack and take ur guy babe. U wana wanna sex her right? All dose time ur guy dey with am e dey enter ur eye to gi an abi? U wan gi person babe even talk of proposal!
A fake friend is really more dangerous than a SNAKE
Crime / Re: Hushpuppi: The New Official Face Of The Average Nigerian... by Thatlong9: 11:16am On Jul 06, 2020
Sad truth.

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Crime / Re: Beautiful Lady Was Poisoned At Her Birthday Party By Her Friend (photos/video) by Thatlong9: 11:07am On Jul 06, 2020
Terrible, jealousy
Romance / Re: 13k Giveaway: Romance Landers Solve This simple Task by Thatlong9: 10:45am On Jul 06, 2020
Foolish op, how on earth are these comments going to end with such topic? U just want to give false hope to people to keep the thread booming. Maybe in 2021 or few years time you'd eventually pick a winner, but honestly with no duration or time limit ITS TOTAL THRASH.
SPITSSS
Romance / Re: Relationship/marital Goals One: Have You Asked Yourself These Important Question by Thatlong9: 10:41am On Jul 06, 2020
Hmmmmm, kontinu

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Crime / Re: Popular Internet Hackers, Hushpuppi And Mr. Woodberry Extradited To The US by Thatlong9: 2:51pm On Jul 02, 2020
Lolsssss
White man1.. Damn I heard a new expensive Gucci ambassador just got in

White man2.. Oh, how expensive, u know I love expensive shit

Man 1.. D real deal they say, buys Gucci boxers for $4,000 a...and

Man 2.. Hold up hold up hold up, u for real? Damn I gotta have that. I'll own that

Black man1.. Foolish white boy, the motherfvcker is a nigga, sorry but me and my homies got plans for his ass already. Stay off white fvck, the bitch is ours

White man2.. Fvck that, I don't care what u say nigga, I and my boys gon own that, the bitch got taste n expensive so I don't mind him being black or grey, I own that ARS's

Black man1.. Stay clear fool, or imma make u stay cle...

White man1.. Talking to us nigga, u wanna get ki.....

Latino.. Hey hey hey guys, why don't we work together here, my Capone Gonzalez is interested too. So I suggest we take turns, com on guys we got 7 days in a week.. Whaddayasay?

White man2.. Sighs, guess we gotta....

Asains.. (faint voices) yeah we just got to assign a date oka.....y, we want some Gucci too

Black man.. Fukallyall I refuse these motherfvckers gon gang up against me n my boys.. Shit, we we'd have to agree on this, but I'm going first, I own the first day and

White man1.. Nah, we'll go first its

Latinos.. We think itz fair them we go first cos of size u know, just saying

Asians.. (faint voice) that will be us cardoso

All laughsss..

Black man..(deep voice) Di*ck conspiracies danmit, aiit y'all win we'd take Saturday's. When does he arrive?

Others yell amusingly by weekend.. Who knew we'd be having some Gucci ambassador in the menu

White man1.. Thats VIP, Can't wait man just can't wait.

ITS GONNA BE A MERRY GO ROUND, ENJOY YOUR STAY IN PRISON.

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Crime / Re: Popular Internet Hackers, Hushpuppi And Mr. Woodberry Extradited To The US by Thatlong9: 2:11pm On Jul 02, 2020
Hahaha inmates would queue up to take turns on his Gucci ass in prison, anyways its big enuf to go round.
GUCCI
Crime / Re: SHOCKING PICTURES: Man Rapes 3 Months Old Baby In Nasarawa (Graphic Pics) by Thatlong9: 1:04pm On Jun 28, 2020
Jacobx007:

Guy do not deceive yourself, There is God, looking at the genetic order of all living things, starting logically from the first principle, someone somewhere is INCHARGE

I lost that belief
Everyone with their opinion
I don't believe if he's up there, he'd fold his arms and let such act befall a child, 3 MONTHS, HABA.
well like I said, I lost that belief
Crime / Re: SHOCKING PICTURES: Man Rapes 3 Months Old Baby In Nasarawa (Graphic Pics) by Thatlong9: 12:17pm On Jun 28, 2020
After seeing this someone will still want to convince me there is someone somewhere up above watching over us as humans? Fvck all the useless religions in the world I don't give a fvck what ur stupidly religious beliefs are if u think there is a maker n watcher somewhere with eyes to see this happening. What is this child's crime? Damnnnnnnnn
Romance / Re: Shocking! Pastor Caught Sleeping With Church Member (VIDEO) by Thatlong9: 5:30pm On Jun 18, 2020
Itz a normal thing Moor, is it not men of dogs again?
Romance / Re: How Can I Have Safe Raw Sex by Thatlong9: 5:27pm On Jun 18, 2020
And you have sanitizer!!!
Sanitize that 9 and pour some on the pvssy, then fire away.
But don't cumm inside
Easy peasy
Crime / Re: Borno Court Jails Woman 16 Years For Defrauding 194 Widows by Thatlong9: 3:31pm On Jun 18, 2020
Well deserved, with hardddd labour too
Career / Re: Drop Your Email If You Are Interested, I Will Send You A Link To Make Money From by Thatlong9: 3:14pm On Jun 18, 2020
obasekijames5 @gmail.com

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