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IFSHR:
University of Virginia Medical Center report on after life, run the search on YouTube. It's a one hour video, but best of the report is from the first and second speaker

I will have posted the link but NL rules against doing that .

Thanks. I'll download it through y2mate. I really appreciate alot.

GofuckYourself:
10 pm

Thanks.

Just as you said OP, USA is the Babylon Rev 18 was talking about but what I know is that Donald Trump has fulfilled an Isaiah and Jeremiah's prophesy but I don't think he'll be the last president but he's only a veil of mercy to the world at large even though he's not a saint cos God Almighty uses who he wishes and wills too. I think and believe the fall of USA is the Biden administration cos he'll be impeached thereby making ways for Harris, pelosi, and Obama to do their burdens thereby creating and bringing the wrath of God upon them. That's why the christian faithfuls keep praying for Trump to continue cos he'll shatter some things and correct some errors. The battle is more spiritual than physical cos he's not their target but the will and wrath of God is about to fall on them.

Peace.

GofuckYourself:
That time is unavailable sir

9pm is available

9pm. Thanks.

I no get name? Lol...

GofuckYourself:
Okay

Boss pls I chose 8pm but it's occupied. Which other time is not occupied pls or can we shift to tomorrow Tuesday?

IFSHR:
I believe you are right.

I watched a university report about after life, where a case of a young girl was shared, she had clear memories of her after life, I guess she reincarnated so fast, she was even lucky to see a picture of her previous life. Her parent were stunned when all what she said about her previous life turned out to be true.. she died I think aged 64 in her previous life and married a Hollywood actor. The photos confirmed her claims and even the name she said she bared was correct

It's a long story though.

Pls can you kindly name the university report? Let me also watch and have a clear understanding too. Thank so much.

IFSHR:
What that chapter address is issue of male ejaculation and female menstrual period, nothing more. #NIV

Yeah. When you masturbate, you discharge thereby making you unclean. The New testament talked about it too

IFSHR:
1. How do we know spiritual laws

2. In your narrative, you pitches masturbation as a bad act, the Bible or Qur'an never really offered enough knowledge on the act, can you share your knowledge about the act.

The bible talked about masturbation. Go to leviticus 15 and read THOROUGHLY. Remain blessed brother.

GofuckYourself:
Tonight's topic: Life After life and death what next .


Starts 9 Pm

How , question and answers and general discussions and shared experiences

PS there will be no one on one today and I had several physical sessions with people at home

So what I will do is

Each person who wants to discuss one on one drop your preferred time tomorrow so I will schedule you all and have no classes each session is 30 -45 minutes so respond with the time that best suits you

8pm tomorrow

GofuckYourself:
Hello all

I was surprised and overwhelmed by the thirst for knowledge of my peers here

I never fir once expected the response I got

This have moved me to open this thread where we can learn from each other and guide each other

The end goal is to learn the secrets we can learn to make our journey through this earth life simpler easier and less prone to attacks and spiritual manipulations

We are not a religion this thread is open to all nairalanders of any fate
Come let is talk and share knowledge

Sometimes a listening ear is al we need

Rules

Do not judge , no matter how shocking ones spiritual comments or practices are we must respect them here!!

We don't mock or speak offensively , we just encourage each other's spiritual journey for no two spirits are the same in their path in creation

Lastly personal counseling are one on one via WhatsApp for confidentiality except where we need the groups input or advise

All matters discussed between you and I in the one on one consultation are 100% confidential and will never be disclosed to a third party

I wish you all strength for your spiritual journey

You must all take back your spiritual power and independence from pastors , alfas and imams

You came to this world alone and you shall journey alone

Ñi spiritual father or mother will redeem for you

Now you must seek spiritual knowledge

She has tagged me but I'm just coming in rn. Thanks boss. Pls can I have your number?

Another script written today..

Good script anyway. These pple can't lie cos the other day the cases was 1k1h+ cases and the next day that was supposed to be more than the previous day as expected was very low. Foolish pple with their plans to cash out. This time, we will all refute the nonsense lockdown cos you can't tell us 500+ pple have the virus out of 206m pple and still lock down the whole south and leave the north to go about their daily business.

Kolewerk this time around.

Mods can delete my comments and ban me if they don't like my comments but I said the truth cos it's their usual way.

Mtcheeeeeeew

sammyj:
The sense of logic around this figure still amazes me. How can the number start going down when the Air border is yet to be shut. FG need to speak to this

Thank God and goodness you noticed it too. They can't deceive the common man this time around.

Odewaleadesoye:
No one here shall be part of those that will be infected with coronavirus ijn.

Bro, leave Jesus Christ out of this pls. It's very clear that the FG are playing games with this scamdemic.

Aboki99:
No problem, you are welcome. U can send me your WhatsApp contact so I'll WhatsApp you inshaAllah. Thanks

It is on my sig. 0912
Thanks brother

Aboki99:
Who told you muslims believe that they will see muhammad at the point of their death? Every averagely knowledgeable muslim knows this is very incorrect. Let me inform u on this, Sir

Muslims believe that if you live a righteous life as a good Muslim I.e doing ur ritualistic worship (testifying about the absolute oneness of God, 5 daily prayers, fasting during ramadan, zakat, and hajj) which constitutes 30% of the believers obligations in the religion, and muamalat worship (striving to have excellent interpersonal relationships with fellow human beings such as, in order of priority, ones parents, immediate family, extended family, neighbors, and others)which constitutes 70% of the obligations on any believer, then;
Upon death, God will send beautiful Angel's to come and console that good muslim, as the following verse of the quran (Quran Chap 41 verse 30) states:

"As for those who say: “Our Lord is Allah”, then take a direction (turn to Allah and maintain the Religion), the angels descend upon them (saying): “Do not fear, nor grieve! And rejoice in the good news of heaven which you were promised.We are your supporters in this worldly life and in the Hereafter. There you will have whatever your souls desire, and there you will have whatever you ask for"



In contrast, as for non believers , hypocrites or evil muslims, horrible Angel's of death would horrifyingly visit them and withdraw their souls out of their physical bodies in the most excruciating pains you can imagine because "of that which they did of transgressions" or evils during their active life. Their punishment begins at that point and onward till the hour comes. But Prayers or acts of charities done for them by their living relatives can ease their sufferings or even earn them the forgiveness of Allah, who according to the Quran, Has "decreed that his mercy exceedingly supersedes His wrath".
This is the summary of the Muslim belief, Sir.

my able Aboki99 I'll like us to be friends irrespective of age, career, religion, marital status, financial difference or ath at all. I'm a christian and I know some things about Islam but you just proved to me that you're a good Muslim even though I keep them at arm length.

CalvinGaye:
Hmm! Oga you were a Monkey in your past life.
A very timid one.
Lol!

Lol. comedian

that serves them right

GofuckYourself:
Jew?

Why do you call me a Jew?

Seems you dislike jews because you used that in a derogatory way.


Funny thing is you have no spiritual knowledge or you would know you were a Jew I'm your previous lifetime , a devout turah reading jew ...a rich one too. But you where too rigid and committed crimes against mine jews.


Only to encarnate hundreds of years later as a white supremacist in old german nation decades before hitler ... You where one of those who propagated the German purification movement that later formed the nazi party hilter ascended decades later and whipped off ,6 million jews..
If you gifted with the sight to see then you would know this ..

And now you are here again as an african with deep hatred for jews and Christians

When you understand the spiritual you would be amazed at all that opened up to you if gifted with the sight.

Those dreams you have had several times seems yourself amongst whites in the older world talking yet you have never met them

Yes those are glimpeses of your past lives

I wish you strength for what is to come

Good luck

pls can you tell me about my past life and the reason why I masturbate alot, the reason why I'm always scared of little things and scared of even doing sth big and self esteem issues and a way out. thanks brother.

GofuckYourself:
Jew?

Why do you call me a Jew?

Seems you dislike jews because you used that in a derogatory way.


Funny thing is you have no spiritual knowledge or you would know you were a Jew I'm your previous lifetime , a devout turah reading jew ...a rich one too. But you where too rigid and committed crimes against mine jews.


Only to encarnate hundreds of years later as a white supremacist in old german nation decades before hitler ... You where one of those who propagated the German purification movement that later formed the nazi party hilter ascended decades later and whipped off ,6 million jews..
If you gifted with the sight to see then you would know this ..

And now you are here again as an african with deep hatred for jews and Christians

When you understand the spiritual you would be amazed at all that opened up to you if gifted with the sight.

Those dreams you have had several times seems yourself amongst whites in the older world talking yet you have never met them

Yes those are glimpeses of your past lives

I wish you strength for what is to come

Good luck

pls can you tell me about my past life and the reason why I masturbate alot, the reason why I'm always scared of little things and scared of even doing sth big and self esteem issues. thanks brother.

pls my WhatsApp number is on my sig. the good line that ends with 0912. thanks. I'll be glad if I receive your message or you drop yours.

GofuckYourself:
Who ever you hope to see on the other side is irrelevant

Live a good life , let your words ,your thinking and your actions be pure

Recognize that without Lord God the father you won't even have this opportunity to be born in this life and redeem all you have done

Brother how you still talk about God still baffles me. is believing in Jesus Christ also acceptable?

God move.

Some pple will now be shouting ogún ego where as the boy has settle his village pple. Better go and settle with your village pple so that you'll progress o.

Bullshit

Overrated he goat

Glory be to God

Though this man has committed many atrocities, his role(s) in the 8th assembly with Yakubu Dogara has covered his multitude of sins.

May the good Lord bless him.

Watch out for this man cos his bounce back is next to none cos his relevance and dominance in the political sphere will be very strong.

Pastor Andrew Brunson Says Believers in America Need to Prepare for Coming Persecution.

Pastor Andrew Brunson, who was detained for this faith in Turkey for two years on trumped-up terrorism and spying charges before being released in October 2018, told CBN News recently that persecution and harassment toward Christ followers in America is about to intensify in many ways and that Christians should be ready for it in the coming months.

“Jesus said this would happen,” Brunson says. “Just as the world hated him, it will hate His followers. As I look at our history in the States, over generations, people were faithful. We’ve had many sins and mistakes as a country, but there are many who honored God, especially leaders who did this publicly.

“I think everyone can see that there has been a significant change in this area,” he says. “Many leaders in our society now—the corporate world, entertainment, media, politics and academia—do not honor God and, in fact, they openly defy Him. They are increasingly hostile to those who identify clearly with Jesus and His teaching. So I believe it has actually already started. We already see the signs here. There is a tidal wave on the horizon, and it’s coming toward us very quickly. It’s not some far-off threat.”

Brunson says there are many ways that this persecution and harassment of believers will manifest itself in America.

“One is in marginalizing, shaming and canceling people,” Brunson says. “A big issue for us in the future is how we’re going to be able to get our message out to Christians and nonbelievers. What if you’re banned from social media, or no one will host your church website or podcast?

“Then, there’s also deplatforming, especially of financial transactions,” he says. “Just think how difficult it will be to be able to use a credit card or to have a bank account, and how that would affect you in your daily life. It’s already happening to some groups.

“What happens if churches are told that, unless they change their teaching from the Bible, then they will lose their tax-exempt status and be closed down?” Brunson asks. “The thing is that those who persecute will justify their persecution by saying that we are hate groups, that what we have is a hate message of intolerance. It is very difficult to be despised and hated.”

Tim Wildmon, president of the American Family Association, says this has already happened to his organization. In a release, Wildmon revealed that the credit card company processing the AFA’s credit card donations has ceased doing so, without warning, since the first week of December.

And Wildmon says he’s convinced, without question, the action was taken because “we are a Christian ministry, and we take public stands on moral issues.”

https://blackchristiannews.com/2020/12/pastor-andrew-brunson-says-believers-in-america-need-to-prepare-for-coming-persecution/

Scam

A man who makes a living by impregnating women has expressed happiness as he travels to UK for another round.

A man who became famous by impregnating women and fathering over 150 kids has said he's not tired.

Joe Donor who makes a living by impregnating women is regarded as one of the world's most prolific sperm donors.

He says Christmas has come early after being told three more British women are pregnant with his children.

'Joe Donor', from the US state of Vermont, has already fathered 150 kids - impregnating about 10 women a year - and has donated his sperm while travelling across the UK.

Finding out that three more British women are set to give birth to his children in 2021 is the "best Christmas present of all", he said, adding that the Covid-19 pandemic hasn't slowed him down.

The 50-year-old, who anonymously donates his sperm and never uses his real name in interviews, has been living in Ilford, north-east London, for the past three months after arriving in September.

Joe said: "Helping women create the gift of life is the best present of all.

"I'm always ready to climb down that chimney and give women the dream baby they've always wanted.

"Since arriving in the UK in September I have met up with about 15 women.

"Most of them don't want to have sex as they say it causes too many issues in their relationship or they're lesbians but it's more effective when it's natural.

"I'd say about three of those women I have met I've had sex with and two of those are pregnant.

"But not everyone reports back and lets me know if they're expecting.

"Since my time in the UK I have travelled to Wales, Hull, Birmingham, Portsmouth and Kent.

"I feel like I'm the luckiest man in the world to be able to help women in their time of need.

"It was lovely to hear the news that three women I met during my time in the UK are now pregnant.

"There's no better Christmas present than that."

Joe said that the coronavirus pandemic hasn't slowed him down this year and that on average, he impregnates 10 women per year.

He added: "I'll never know the exact number but it's definitely in the double figures every year.

"I will use a mask when having sex to help stop the spread of corona virus but you cannot keep socially distanced.

"I love seeing photos of the babies when they're born as a lot of them do look like me.

"I don't financially gain from providing my sperm to women, I just enjoy helping people.

"Luckily I run a few online businesses so I'm always available and can provide sperm whenever they're ovulating."

Joe has travelled across America, Argentina, Italy, Singapore, The Philippines and the UK donating his sperm.

He added: "I have babies all over the world and although people always worry over incestual issues that is a concern for clinics because mothers and children never meet their donors.

"I meet mothers in person when donating, and I am happy to meet any child at any time, and keep in touch with mothers who want to keep in touch, so that everyone knows of half-siblings, and this problem has never happened with me or any other private sperm donor.

"I started donating sperm in 2008 and have fathered on average 10 children per year.

"I have always said I wouldn't father more than 2500 but that would technically be impossible unless I lives until the age of 250.

"I aim to donate my sperm for as long as it works which could be until I'm in my 90's."

Joe opts to have yearly medical checks to ensure he's practising as safe as possible.

He adds: "I have a health check at least annually but if a woman requests more frequent testing, I will have another check on demand.

https://www.tori.ng/amp/159952/american-man-who-makes-a-living-by-impregnating-ov.html

Will and William West; The scariest coincidences that gave birth to fingerprinting.

Imagine meeting your double in prison. He looks exactly like you, you both have the same name, but you’re unrelated!

Crazy, right? You can only imagine how much confusion this created to the record clerks in prison!

Today, thanks to these two unrelated yet identical inmates and their prison conundrum, the fingerprint analysis is employed by every law enforcement agency, in every country, the world over, so when required, they can pursue suspects and as a result convict them correctly.


When Will West arrived in prison in 1903, the police were informed that he was already in prison, serving a life sentence for first-degree murder. He was checked by the Bertillon identification system, which matched his face with another William West in their database.

The clerk asked Will, “What now? What have you done now?”

Will was confused and answered that this was his first time in prison.

The clerk ran a double check, and sure thing, the men were completely identical but unrelated. He highlighted the flaws in the current Bertillon method, and it wasn’t long before the U.S authorities turned to fingerprinting.

The use of fingerprints had begun in 1858 in India, by Sir William James. He asked locals to stamp their business contracts with their palms. This was a simple but great way of identifying someone, despite Sir James not knowing the science behind it.

As it turned out, this was a reliable method for identification and the clerk was sold on the idea.

The two inmates displayed entirely different fingerprint patterns!

The story has been retold countless times and is now considered a classic in the field. However, a few versions of it were blown out to such an extent that some even suggested that after checking both of the men’s fingerprints, it was discovered that the second Will, received for a minor crime, was, in fact, the real murderer and not the one already imprisoned. Then again, the authors of this story misspelled the name of the clerk and confused him with his father, the warden at the Leavenworth penitentiary, throughout the event. So as compelling as this story may be, the credibility of the claim is highly questionable.

First picture: Will West
Second picture: William West

Okay o

fati2001:
...

You're in support? Hmm

Nikki Carroll, 40, was left red-faced after claiming she misunderstood her mum's baking tip that meant her bread came out of the oven "looking like a vagina"

A woman who says she misunderstood her mum's baking tip was left mortified when her bread came out of the oven.

Nikki Carroll, 40, was told to cover the loaf's edges in tinfoil to stop them burning, but the centre then rose to a rude outline.

Her mum Ruthy Silas, 60, meant she should cut a hole in the foil and place it on the top of the banana bread for the last few minutes.

But Nikki used the foil for the full 60 minutes and when she finally removed it, the bread looked slightly ruder than usual.

A tear-jerking snap shows its browned centre forming an oval shape with a fold running down the middle of the raised bit.

There's even a small hole at the middle of the fold where the mum stuck a fork inside to check if her loaf was cooked through.

Nikki's mum found it hilarious but agreed they couldn't show the result of their mishap to her "stern" dad Ray, 62.

Instead she shared her crude creation with her nurse colleagues with her joking its taste was "moist" and "sweet".

She posted an image to Facebook where it's secured more than 15,000 reactions, with hundreds finding it hilarious.

The daughter, from California, US, said: "You'd think someone younger than me would make this mistake.

"But I completely misunderstood what my mum said. It's pretty wild. I couldn't do that again if I wanted to."

She added: "It was a complete accident, but it looks just like a vagina.
"It's even got a hole in it where I put my fork in it to see if it was cooked.

"It was supposed to be for my dad, but clearly I didn't take him any.
"I had to tell mum she's going to have to bake him some banana bread, because I wasn't going to take this to him.

"At least it tasted amazing. My vagina banana bread was moist and sweet, so I enjoyed it in more ways than one."

When she shared it on social media, Nikki explained the miscommunication problem she had with her mum.

And she admitted her colleagues found it hilarious when she shared it with them too.

She revealed: "I never expected it to blow up online the way it did either.
"I thought it was funny and I guess a lot of other people do too. For all of us, 2020's been a tough year.

"It was an accident but it's made so many people smile and that makes me happy."

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/mums-baking-tip-backfires-daughters-23182883

fati2001:
this is real man....
not some of the bitter one's that lament and complain every minute here on nairaland.

Why na

Fati ea3y na lol

What an achievement on his path!!!!

DaddyRochie1642:
If she wants more goodies from that man, she should continue to remain loyal and continue to also give that man Maximum Peace Of Mind and she'll thank me Later

You got the deck. Just as simple as that. Loyalty

virginprincess:
This is the real man i, zzor, and fati are talking about, my future hubby will surely do more than this for me, i know nairaland bitter and frustrated men will avoid this tread like a plauge. .

This one you're talking like this? Na only una 3 for this NL like better thing? What of the others, why don't you include them too? Hmm

Jodha:
My prayer is to marry a man that loves me unconditionally like his life depends on it....

You have to give him his respect as the head like your dear life depends on him too if you want the same for yourself.

Make una shine una eyes them plenty but girls no loyal at all na why. But you must be ready for his 1minute sex and don't look for each elsewhere o

Sharon6:
May his soul find peace... PLEASE SAY NO TO CULTISM!!!

Which peace pls? Define the peace that his soul is going to find and if he finds the peace, define the peace and name the kinds/types of peace(s) available to him to seek and find.

An honest answer will go a long way pls?

What a fiction. Believe it at your own peril.. no be tobechi74 be this? Story writer.

tobechi74:
proboki him