₦airaland Forum

daviesmania:
na so one guy greet me with one hand but go greet my younger brother with two hands and call him bros.... small boy wey i use three years senior

Equity15:
Lwkmd

This is the funniest thread I have seen this year. Mehn I don dey laff since. Damn!!! You guys made my night. Nigerian parents just act the same way. Lol as I dey read all the comments I just dey remember my Papa and Mama face(especially my mama) when I don wear the over sized cloths with my shiny head ,one yeye glass and over sized shoe and them go dey say. " 'fine boy' see as the cloth fit you. Chai. 'i born fine pikin oh' hurry up make I call I call that camera man make him come snap you'. Mehn it wasn't funny then.


African parents are too much

1F30M4:
Hahahaha this guyyy na my primary 1 school uniform vex me gan and popsy been wan snap me with im camera for morning, I no gree smile at all.

Biodun1929:
Hey guys, I need your help with something. I have a girl coming over to spend a few days with me, and she loves comedy movies... Hollywood comedies...whether romance comedies, straight up comedies, or action comedies.

Can you guys list some of your favorite comedies for me so I can download. I mean movies that made you laugh your ass off...movies that made you laugh till you started crying. Movies like Wedding Crashers, Hangover, Bridesmaids, Ghostbusters (2016), Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates, Central Intelligence, Think Like a Man...etc.

Thanks in advance

Nicepoker:
Op since you are sultanofpuna your sister na emir of prick. Equation balanced.

SultanOfPuna:
Send your mama my way Make I comot dust from her 1940 old pussy

Sankabson:
Nigerians are not built this way at all! Maka Why ??

delzbaba:
i dey find the first black man wey go do this thing i never see.

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danyx:
Galaxy Note 9 dual sim with cracked screen and little dent by the side. working perfectly fine.

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Dannydrums889:
Like someone suggested before
10 best punters should submit their (one) best sure game for the weekend
One game per person for the weekend

EbolaTinubu:
If she didn't steal our money,i wish her speedy recovery but if she follow Emilokan dey still our money.......... ;kpeme straight

ahnie:
I love nsala soup with fresh catfish

ahnie:
I don't like oha soup,I love ofe unugbu better.

BoldBrainz:
An average Nigerian is a brutal bastard when you harm his fellow Nigerian outside the shores of their country. Irrespective of tribes and religion, an Igbo man can brutalise a foreigner simply because the foreigner hurt an Hausa man.

And that has always been the uniqueness of Nigerians globally.

You see that "busy body" we have, where we always put mouths in the affairs of our neighbours or even strangers, on top matter wey them no even invite us? It is undiluted love for one another in the face of an external enemy.

When I saw that tiktok video from that Italian journalist, I knew that once Nigerians were done rubbishing the Americans who were calling Michelle Alozie homophobic over her last social media post, they were certainly going to face Napoli because of Osimhen.

Twitter has been on fire since then! Even Oliseh joined the bandwagon. Nigerians have practically invaded all of Napoli's social media handles and are pummelling them on every single update, while prompting Osimhen to leave the "unfortunate and ungrateful small club".

I don't know why world people always forget these things before making stupid attempts to gaslight and provoke Nigerians.

GanagiBitrus:
My major problem is that many of his Nigerian fans can't even correctly spell his name.

Which one be...
Oshimen
Osimehin
Osimem
Osimen
Osohmen
Osimehn
Osihimen
Osihmen
...

Xxxxtentacion2:
are you normal ? How did you escape from yabaleft?

jamesversion:
Which day Nigerians turn go start. Obidients una never see this style?

Kingdemu:
What's the point of the Authorities trying to douse a self-ignited flame on someone? Person wan burn himself be sey person wan burn himself!

Darkseid:
Mehn as I see "no more mekwe" na so cold catch me.
May we never experience diabetes so we can all continue to mekwe, Amen.

Streetdoctor:
The CEO Almajiri South West Branch, I Hail thee. See as u dey waste d little life wey u get. Ronu no dey pay again?

azeeza:
direct shot fired without a miss

airmark:
Please do that ritual here on our match day. Thanks.

BlueMann:
Nitrogen, how do you feel now?
You come be like who drop album wey no blow

Kingray10:
Bros, no worry, just enter the police station
That one na if area never beat 10yrs out of our life ooo