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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Thazard(m): 6:04pm On Jul 06, 2023
Oops and Whoops!

Exactly how I am feeling right now.

Romance › Re: Kiss-a-thon: Govt Bans Planned 72-hour Kissing Marathon Event In Ekiti by Thazard(m): 10:48pm On Jul 05, 2023
[quote author= post=124238481]Wtf shocked shocked shocked


Na dere gangan dem dey take style near so....

After kiss-a-thon na wetin?!

Gbol-a-thon !!

Awon eyan Mr and Mrs Gbolahan cheesy wink grin[/quote]cheesygrincheesy
Education › Re: Liang Shi Fails 27th Attempt At Passing University Entrance Exams by Thazard(m): 7:17am On Jul 02, 2023
ViceGovernor:
I'm currently in my 3rd university. Been trying to get a degree since 2012 I think am cursed.
I admire this man...before you hate on him try solving Chinese algebra e be like incantation for urhobo
😀😀😀
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Touched Your Mother's Vagina Or Father's Dick? by Thazard(m): 6:42pm On Jul 01, 2023
SUPERPACK:
We sincerely apologize to the general public for this very act of nuisance. The poster is one of our psychiatric patients who escaped last night. We urge the public to go about with your various businesses as everything is under control.
Thanks for your understanding
Thanks for explaining!
Romance › How Do A Young Guy Improve On His Outlook? by Thazard(op): 5:49pm On Jul 01, 2023
Hello Everyone,


I am just trying to improve my personal hygiene and appearance but I lack knowledge on stuffs like that i.e nice body lotion, sweet smelling perfume and roll on(the one I bought recently doesn't last long on clothes).

I would appreciate it if you could give me nice suggestions but they shouldn't be overly expensive.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 4:44pm On Jun 30, 2023
airmark:
Will need to check him out well, if he won't turn another Havertz in Epl. I like Rayan Cherki of Lyon too.
any clips of rayan cherki
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 11:00am On Jun 30, 2023
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 1:29am On Jun 30, 2023
Who the fvck is this guy.

Awesome precision

https://twitter.com/samiichels/status/1672962423114850304?s=20
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Thazard(m): 12:48am On Jun 30, 2023
neutralmind:
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How much?
Travel › Re: The World's Largest Cruise Ship Almost Ready To Set Sail | See People Reactions. by Thazard(m): 10:06pm On Jun 28, 2023
Crazy comments
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 4:54pm On Jun 28, 2023
BlueAngel444:
I remember a RLC Vs Barkley argument some seasons ago like that, fact that RLC is moving to a better club after leaving Chelsea and how forgotten Barkley has become shows how much he has declined.

RLC having a full season in AC Milan playing in that left attacking side of midfield may showcase how good he is. BUT I AM SO GLAD HE IS GONE grin grin
I am the one who started RLC vs Barley debate.
Cc
Popizaino
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Thazard(m): 12:02pm On Jun 27, 2023
MetalJigsaw:
You bleeped up so many times that I don't even know how or where to start.

Let me start from the beginning.

1. You don't hit up on random girls if you have no intention of starting a conversation.

2. When sighting a girl you really have interest in you hold your gaze. Don't look away or pretend you didn't see her... Maintain eye contact, let her be the first to look away.

This works in three ways:

*It oozes confidence and masculinity.

*Through this, you show your interest.

* you get a clue of her level of interest and if she's the shy type or not.

*You can even start a little conversation right from where you're both standing... And you might want to ask: What if we don't hear each other clearly? Bang! you ask her to come closer.

* If she does, do your stuff (or need I still explain)

*If she declines, simply smile and say alright and COMPLETELY delete her from your mind IMMEDIATELY.


3. You shouldn't have collected her number from your friend. Meet her and get the fukking digits right from her!

Remember women detest weakness and lack of confidence and with that move, you already gave off that impression.

4. What you were putting on DID NOT matter, believe me. Your level of confidence, maturity and what is coming out of your goddam mouth is what really matters, bro.

What you were wearing was not rag but a formal attire. You were in your line of business. Which in turn brings value to your pockets... Every man and woman understands that.

5. It was best to request for her Facebook username instead of her number. Why?

You search her, send your request. And tell her saw her in the "PEOPLE YOU MAY KNOW" and decided to add her. Simple.
That will shut her up.


My 2 shillings.
Can I still rectify this.


If yes, what do I do?
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Thazard(m): 11:28am On Jun 27, 2023
Reminderz:
it simply because they are ignorant... skilled men earn in the community I live alot and they live well also.. in fact, they earn well more than most people wearing shirts and working as a slave for someone in "offices'... these people are their own bosses and have control of their time more and can decide to rest whenever they want, not some slave workers who CAN'T REST until their bosses or companies gives them permissions to.. smh..in fact those giving the so called office workers ride in commercial buses earn more than them... they don't have to wait until 30 days to buy what they want for themselves and live fine...

in fact, skilled works are the future when AI finally takes over all the virtual works where you'll be required to sit in offices..

works like welding and fabrication, mechanical engineer, plumbing, furniture, fashion, and similar jobs will be the new hot cakes... works that will be difficult for AI or machines to perform alone will be the new gold...
You are 100% right.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Thazard(m): 11:26am On Jun 27, 2023
MetalJigsaw:
You bleeped up so many times that I don't even know how or where to start.

Let me start from the beginning.

1. You don't hit up on random girls if you have no intention of starting a conversation.

2. When sighting a girl you really have interest in you hold your gaze. Don't look away or pretend you didn't see her... Maintain eye contact, let her be the first to look away.

This works in three ways:

*It signifies confidence and masculinity.

*Through this, you get a clue of her level of interest.

*You can even start a little conversation right from where you're both standing... And you might want to ask: What if we don't hear each other clearly? Bang! you ask her to come closer.

* If she does, do your stuff (or need I still explain)

*If she declines, simply smile and say alright and COMPLETELY delete her from your mind IMMEDIATELY.


3. You shouldn't have collected her number from your friend. Meet her and get the fukking digits right from her!

Remember women detest weakness and lack of confidence and with that move, you already gave off that impression.

4. What you were putting on DID NOT matter, believe me. Your level of confidence, maturity and what is coming out of your goddam mouth is what really matters, bro.

What you were wearing was not rag but a formal attire. You were in your line of business. Which in turn brings value to your pockets... Every man and woman understands that.

5. It was best to request for her Facebook username instead of her number. Why?

You search her, send your request. And tell her saw her in the "PEOPLE YOU MAY KNOW" and decided to add her. Simple.
That will shut her up.


My 2 shillings.
Sir I really fvcked at no 3.

I had that policy of never getting a girls number from anyone but herself but I rarely see her around that was what made me do that.

Jesus Christ.


I fvcked up real bad.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Thazard(m): 11:13am On Jun 27, 2023
Wotowotoman:
You be welder! and you dey here dey find as you go talk to woman wey no know say you dey exist? You better go hustle and leave woman matter before devil nack that your coconut head with lifetime poverty…
Meaning what?

Please guys why do Nigerians underage skilled men alot?
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Thazard(m): 11:11am On Jun 27, 2023
Reminderz:
I didn't want to quote the long post... so these are your mistakes, I'm sure you can do better next time.. no one learns game at a go..

1) you're not bold enough... the fact that you said hi to the girl and she answered when you first met even though you're on "work clothes", shouldn't stop you from initiating the conversation further... it's not as if you want to hug her on the road or something... in fact, you communicating with her on your work clothes and when you didn't look so good is going to make her feel your masculine aura and confidence more.... you have to be bold to go for what you want... men go to war and fight off enemies, handling women should be the easiest thing for you...

2) she gave you the signs severally and you slacked, believe me, women know that you're already interested in them.. she will give you enough time to approach her and if you don't within that time frame, she will write you off as a sissy or someone's who's not bold or confident enough...

3) your third mistake was you asking your guy for her contact.. c'mon dude! why do you that? you just confirmed the thoughts the girl had of you, that you ain't man enough to ask her yourself.. there's nothing women hate more than that... this is where you really ruined the chemistry more..

4) you asked for her name and she told you, and she hasn't even recognised you yet or know who she's chatting with, and you've already decided to give her a more "romantic" name... bro? wtf? you really fvcked up...! already putting her on a pedestal or what?

5) the way you chat seems needy and desperate... and you seems really pushy... in between the lines, the boldness you enacted when chatting should have been used in communicating with her physically when you guys met... you acted weak...

6) learn how to communicate with the opposite sex, that's what you lack in and remove shyness when dealing with women... what I normally do when I get a ladies contact is chat briefly online the first time and request to communicate physically the next time... I usually keep the chat very short till we meet physically... I always put my money where my mouth is.. I talk the talk and walk the walk... in fact, I'm more confident when I'm relating with women physically than virtually...

7) continue learning game man and keep improving yourself where necessary... if she doesn't respond very well to your vibes anymore, ignore her and move on bro.. there are plenty of fishes in the river... have abundance mindset.. and don't forget, a woman is not the center of your universe...
Thank you sir

I appreciate this alot.

Thanks once again Sir!
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Thazard(m): 3:54am On Jun 27, 2023
sajmark:
How you start with a woman determines the direction of your dealings with the said woman and most of the time that direction cannot be changed or undone. She sees you as a ball-less creep and the train has left the station, I'd advise you move on. Don't collect a woman's number from someone else and start shooting your shots online... Any chump can woo a hot chick behind a keyboard, you chose the easy way. You had a better chance if you had wooed her physically in your work clothes than on WhatsApp.
Yes I know that but I hardly see her as she is so busy with her work. That was what made me do that.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Thazard(m): 9:35pm On Jun 26, 2023
stanliwise:
What's going on here and why am I seeing "send me picture" everywhere?
Please wise one what should I do?
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Thazard(m): 9:31pm On Jun 26, 2023
Tranquility2345:
Pay my monthly salary with 5k a day wey you dey make. That’s 150k a month. Hahaha you must be a village idiot in that bush where you come from wey man with 150k be rich man grin grin
You are henceforth ignored!
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Thazard(m): 7:51pm On Jun 26, 2023
Tranquility2345:
Look at this dirty broke apprentice welder dey chase woman instead of focusing on your grind to make it in life. I feel like slapping that your dirty bald head wey dey shine angry

For your info, that girl na just girl wey dey greet everybody wey greet am for road. She doesn’t know you and she no send you. Better comot your mind from her side and face your hustle. Mugu angry
I just went through your posts and I see you might be jobless.

Let me advice you,Go and learn welding for about 2 years and start with jobman.I get 5000 per day as a jobman but whenever I get my own contract, I get 10,000 daily.

So maybe you ought to focus to yourself.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Thazard(m): 7:44pm On Jun 26, 2023
Tranquility2345:
Look at this dirty broke apprentice welder dey chase woman instead of focusing on your grind to make it in life. I feel like slapping that your dirty bald head wey dey shine angry

For your info, that girl na just girl wey dey greet everybody wey greet am for road. She doesn’t know you and she no send you. Better comot your mind from her side and face your hustle. Mugu angry
Bros I am not an apprentice.

My work is dirty but I can pay you monthly salary no be mouth sha.

PS:I am 23!
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Thazard(m):
CC
ubunja
Pansophist
Martinez39s
CaveAdullam
LordAdam
Karlifate
Stanliwise
Dpsychologist
Luminouz
Heartofcity12


And other experts I failed to mention

Please what should I do?

Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Thazard(m):
Damn kind of bleeped up right now.

Nevertheless, I would share my story.


Here's the story.

Last year I was trekking back from work wearing my work clothes which were worn out and very dirty as i am a welder, humming some tunes to myself until I lifted my heads up and I saw this pretty girl standing by the roadside obviously waiting for a bike.

I said 'how far ' and walked past not expecting a reply from her due to my knowledge of how girls belittle Artisans. But shockingly she replied 'good morning sir'. I didn't stopped, I continued my walk.

I was interested in knowing her better that interested in my life better that I regretted never talking to her maybe i wouldn't be able to see her again. I daydream about that girl for a week or so until I went to work in the market and i saw her again.

I kept staring at her but it seems she was shy and didn't want to look at me so she stole glances at me. After that day, I didn't see her again till some weeks later. I was dressed in my work clothes being dirty on a bike going to where I am supposed to work.


I just passed where i saw her the first day and I heard 'Good Morning Sir' I looked back, she was the one and I waved. I had the intention of stopping the bike man so we could go towards the junction together but I looked at how dirty I was and the feature phone I was using which was tied up with rubber band so the battery wouldn't fall off.I had to drop that idea and regrettably continued my journey.


I didn't see her again until an unfortunate incident took me to the hospital for about 3 months. When i came back we crossed each other on bike and engage in a locked stare for some second till our respective bike zoom off. I didn't know if she remembers me or was still interested in me any longer so I wasn't forcing myself on her.

One day my friend came back from work and started talking about this nice girl he met at his work place and he was interested in her, felt happy for him until he showed me his her pictures and damn it was that girl I was crushing on. I acknowledge I knew her but didn't tell him she was the girl I was crushing on. I felt since I rarely see her and she and my friend work at the same place, he could have her. Although I didn't tell him that.


I tooked my mind off her. I went to another market with some other of my goons and I saw her again opposite where I was standing. She was staring at me and i was looking at her direction but pretended I didn't see her.

I didn't see her again for some time until my friend told me that she has started snubbing him(he was using good boy attitude to try date her which I had warned him against.) Since then, my interest in her sparked up again and I asked for her number which he gave to me. And here we are.
She's not replying to my message again.


Yesterday, I was strolling with my friend and he saw her exchange pleasantries with her
and I went to meet her, asked her if she knows who I was she said no which is a blantant lie. I told her I was the person writing her on WhatsApp she okay i am the guy chatting with her on WhatsApp. She was shy and I said 'yes, chat me up' as she didn't reply to my last message and I left.

My friend said i messed up because I was claiming dominance around her, I was commanding her to chat me up and she would never do that. I don't know but I kind regretted saying that


Please romance expert please tell me where did i get it wrong and what should I do?

Culture › Re: Let Have Some Fun Mention One "Pidgin Proverbs" You Know? by Thazard(m): 10:52pm On Jun 22, 2023
ElValiente:
Widow wey get big yarsh, elders no dey waste time bury her husband.
Crazy!!!


gringringrin
Family › Re: What Has Been Your Greatest Challenge And Achievement As A First Born Daughter? by Thazard(m): 1:24pm On Jun 22, 2023
emmaodet:
At the end, they will say what did/have you done for them?
For me, I just do what I can for now and don't stress myself on family again.
If I die today, they will always find a way to survive.
My immediate junior brother just came back from UAE this February after working for 5 years there with No dime on him and what did I get back? Ooohhh, how can you send me to a rubbish country like UAE to work and surfer when there are better countries like Canada, US, UK etc
This is a man that was given a work visa and a job right from Nigeria before stepping his foot out of the country with a starting salary of 1,500 diharms with extra side money to make.
My uncle that we sent there a year later has finished building his house here despite been a married man compared to him.
He was busy drinking, taking hard drugs up and down there and turned to a kolomenta.
Took the idiot to psychiatric hospital last week because he was just misbehaving up and down here and told the doctor it was because he lost his mum that made him start taking hard drugs that is about to render him useless.
Wetin consign mama death to smoking? Before the person die sef, one naira you no send to her, after she died, one naira you no send come home for burial. Na me do everything so who suppose dey smoke, who dey smoke kwanu
!


gringringrin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 5:19pm On Jun 21, 2023
When is Raheem Sterling leaving?
Food › Re: What Is So Special About The Bottle Of Azul by Thazard(m): 5:06pm On Jun 21, 2023
[quote author= post=123945349]This remind us of the guy at our Barbecue Crib shouting to the Bottle ladies that "Na ASUN I order no be AZUL ooo",

After the hypeman don tell DJ to stop music,
Come dey play Dorime on a low key, Wey babes come dey dance in front of am with placards, fireworks and a bottle of Azul, with plenty ice inside ice bucket!
(Those hypemen ehn, na few go enter heaven o grin cheesy wink, dem Sabi dem job)

Our guy shout tire "Na ASUN I order no be AZUL ooo"
Na Asun I tell you for your ear o,
No be Azul o,
I no Sabi drink Azul ooo

😄 😁 🤣 😂 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣[/quote].

😂😂😂😂
Politics › Re: Attention To Seun by Thazard(m): 12:41am On Jun 21, 2023
Seun:
Mynd44 what is going on here?
Hello Seun

Please I would appreciate it if you would move this thread to front page.

https://www.nairaland.com/7734115/when-president-tinubu-implement-business
Business › Re: When Would President Tinubu Implement Business Loan For The Youths. by Thazard(op): 6:07pm On Jun 19, 2023
vickychuk:
You can be won over, that’s up to you. Buhari in his first few weeks was also like the awaited messiah. Sending all service chiefs to relocate to maidugri and winning back 11 lga from terrorists. Then came the medical tourisms, nepotism and open corruption that we know his administration for. This will be no different. Nigerian politicians have a handbook on how to get gullible fellows to their side by doing the barest minimum.
Guy try get hope for once na!
Business › Re: When Would President Tinubu Implement Business Loan For The Youths. by Thazard(op): 4:47pm On Jun 19, 2023
Seun
Mynd44
Puskin


Please front page.
Business › When Would President Tinubu Implement Business Loan For The Youths. by Thazard(op): 4:45pm On Jun 19, 2023
I have to be honest,I was an “Obidient” before and after the election giving no chance of consideration to Tinubu but policies this man implemented these past weeks totally won me over. I now argue with friends not wanting Peter Obi to become our president any longer.

P.S; I’m an Urhobo guy not Igbo or Yoruba.


Despite the facts that he has done well,When would he introduce federal loan for start up business for the youths?

That is what most of Nigerian Youths need now to kick-start their business as most of us have no meaningful savings.


President Bola Ahmed Tinubu please implement this and we would appreciate you very much.
Romance › Re: Post A Pic Of Ya Room by Thazard(m): 9:09pm On Jun 06, 2023
Dhejy7:
Whose daughter you dey fire with this thing. Guy you sure say you need help so
gringringrin

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