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Politics / Re: Emptiness Of Life & Vanity Of Earthly Wealth by TheAlchemist: 1:59pm On Dec 27, 2023
oyeb15:
All the things they eat and drink to get political power turn back to sickness when it expires in their body.

Food for thought...
Music/Radio / Re: Share Your Music Player History For 2023 by TheAlchemist: 8:27am On Dec 16, 2023
benth:
Any song Spotify plays for me, I listen. I even know their advertisements word for word already cheesy

Please subscribe, let's stop this our free of charge mentality.

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Celebrities / Re: Zahara Dies Of Liver Complications Aged 35 (PICS) by TheAlchemist: 9:14pm On Dec 12, 2023
Soulsymbol99:
The rate of organ failure these days is really worrisome

What has changed, is it our diet, is it the vac?
Religion / Re: Rhoda Jatau Languishes In Prison After Sharing Video Of Deborah Samuel Killing by TheAlchemist: 9:52am On Dec 06, 2023
There was a country! The land were evil triumphs.
Travel / Re: Japa: US Embassy Says Over 150,000 Nigerians Interviewed In 2023 by TheAlchemist: 9:13am On Dec 04, 2023
Let my People Go....
Business / Re: Bank Recapitalisation: Presidency Backs CBN, Investors Rush For Mega-Banks Stock by TheAlchemist: 8:50am On Nov 29, 2023
Rubyjade:

Rule 1 Always do your research
Rule 2 Don't forget rule 1

Final rule: "Na statistics we go Chop".

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Investment / Re: Dangote Plans Listing $20bn Refinery On Nigerian Stock Exchange by TheAlchemist: 10:08am On Nov 28, 2023
MadamExcellency:
Why the Nigeria Stock Exchange and not New York? This is a purely business and sentiment should be kept apart.

The strict auditing requirements from NYSE might be too much for Dangote to handle.

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Sacks LASTMA Boss, Bolaji Oreagba, Appoints Bakare-Oki Olalekan by TheAlchemist: 4:57pm On Nov 24, 2023
Sack or no Sack Lastma foot soldiers must meet their ember month targets... motorists be very vigilant.
Politics / Re: Ambassador Desmond Akawor Resigns As PDP Chairman, Rivers State by TheAlchemist: 2:49pm On Nov 24, 2023
Isobug:

Why him no go join them? Wetin him never see or eat? That's why he hurriedly congratulated Buhari without considering his party members. He himself is a selfish human just like you Southwest, yes south west. If not how can you do 8 years as President, 8 years as VP and still want another latent 8 years, Are there no other Southern regions?

My brother I feel your pain, the core North is not just ready for igbo presidency, after 8 years of tinubu, then 8 years of north, it shifts back to the south south for another 8 years... one day a new Nigeria will be ready for an igbo presidency.

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Car Talk / Re: I Drove From Lagos To Akure With ₦‎2,450 Using CNG As Fuel by TheAlchemist: 9:37am On Nov 24, 2023
tnerro1:
If there is good railway network, we no go need all this wahala

The real solution to benefit all Nigerians.

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Business / Re: 5 Habits That Will Keep YOU BROKE! by TheAlchemist: 11:19am On Nov 15, 2023
No 6. Disregarding the Spiritual dimension of Life.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Launches ‘targeted’ Military Operation Inside Gaza’s Al-shifa Hospital. by TheAlchemist: 9:34am On Nov 15, 2023
What sort of people will hide under hospitals and children schools to perpetrate their evil

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Investment / Re: Olusola Lawanson Adeeko Wanted For Absconding With Customers' $20M by TheAlchemist: 9:04am On Nov 15, 2023
blackmantis:
$20m wow.... interpol will track her down.

Interpol is not welcome in mother Russia.
Education / Re: Herbert Wigwe To Build $500M University In Nigeria by TheAlchemist: 3:55pm On Nov 13, 2023
If he builds it to world class standard, it should be able to attract students from other countries.
Travel / Re: Driver Evading LASTMA Raid Crushes Street Cleaners To Death In Lagos by TheAlchemist: 12:52pm On Nov 13, 2023
lastma get the plate number and inform other sectors to be on the lookout for the bus.. impound the vehicle in a safer environment. but the money they want to extort will compromise their sense of reasoning.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 5 U.S Soldiers Die In Helicopter Crash During Training by TheAlchemist: 11:43am On Nov 13, 2023
It is high time Toyota start building aircrafts for the the United States Airforce. RIP to the dead..
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Visits His Childhood Primary School In Lagos With K1 De Ultimate by TheAlchemist: 9:38am On Nov 11, 2023
EyeCumInPiss:
Pls when will Tinubu visit his childhood Primary or Secondary school.

He attended Online schools, Asiwaju was ahead of his time.
Business / Re: NIMC Clears Over 2.5m Backlog Of NIN Modification – DG by TheAlchemist: 11:36am On Nov 10, 2023
Always pushing the cart before the horse....Truly there was a country.
Crime / Re: CCTV Captures 4 Men Stealing From A Woman's Vehicle In Lekki (pics/video) by TheAlchemist: 11:19pm On Nov 09, 2023
olancho:
How do thieves meet and form gang. How do they know themselves?

From hanging out at beer parlour

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Business / Re: Crude Shortage Delays Dangote Refinery, Five Others’ Take-off by TheAlchemist: 11:03am On Nov 02, 2023
CodeTemplar:

Summary: we used future crude oil to borrow and have to keep paying those we owe so Dangote should look elsewhere. That means extra cost of importing crude into Dangote refinery after building pipelines. Dangote must be almost regretting working Nigerian govt.

It would be highly foolish for Dangote not to have thought of such a scenario, even if world war 3 breaks out, Dangote would have factored how to keep the refinery working.
Politics / Re: What Is A Presidential Yacht? Countries With Presidential Yachts by TheAlchemist: 10:41am On Nov 02, 2023
You guys give it a break, the Yatcht will be powered by solar and not niger delta oyel... hope that makes you all happy.
Travel / Re: Indonesia Conducts First Commercial Flight Using Palm Oil-blended Jet Fuel by TheAlchemist: 8:42am On Oct 30, 2023
Kelvin30286063:
Nigeria should be sending engineers to understudy that right now if we are serious about reducing importation and improving our naira.

The Engineers will simply go AWOL
Politics / Re: Wike Welcomes German Chancellor, Olaf Scholz, To Abuja (Photos) by TheAlchemist: 12:01am On Oct 30, 2023
Menclothing:
The president likes him so much oooo never seen a gov or minister allowed to welcome a fellow president/ prime minister

it is to pepper Atiku
Romance / Re: Vladislava Galagan: Is She The Most Beautiful Bodybuilder In The World? by TheAlchemist: 8:33am On Oct 29, 2023
Learning to do everything in moderation.... A Venus William's body is what moderation should be all about. This lady might be emotionally unstable.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Liberia’s Tightest Presidential Election In 2 Decades Heads To A Runoff by TheAlchemist: 7:57am On Oct 25, 2023
This is a vote of no confidence on George Weah .. if he had performed well he should have gotten a landslide victory.
Sports / Re: Eden Hazard Retires From professional football At 32 by TheAlchemist: 1:58pm On Oct 10, 2023
A footballer with the heart of a Nelson Mandela... enjoy your life with your family and friends. Our life is just like a vapour. Sufficient quality time for your wife, children and less stressful living as a superstar.

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Politics / Re: The Best Minister Currently Is The Minister Of Interior - Rufai Oseni by TheAlchemist: 7:38am On Oct 06, 2023
My money was on Bosun Tijani, the minister for communications, innovation and Digital Economy to be the one of the best performing ministers, but it seems the interior minister has kicked the ground running.... Public votes right now puts the Honorable Minister Olubunmi Tunji-Ojo ahead of others in terms of service delivery. We hope to see a spark of healthy rivalry across all ministries, it can only mean good things for the Nation.

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Travel / Re: NRC Employees Lured Us To Board Train Without Tickets - Daramola Adenike by TheAlchemist: 4:29pm On Oct 03, 2023
When you suspect a project is not sustainable you act like a typical naija employee by cashing out.
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Nazario Picked Greatest Ever XI, Ft Messi, Maradona, Pele & Ronaldinho by TheAlchemist: 9:50am On Oct 03, 2023
I believe Zidane should have made the list

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Politics / Re: Ogun Government Cancels All Independence Day Celebrations by TheAlchemist: 3:40pm On Sep 26, 2023
So low key celebration for the gargantuan number of ministers and aides. The Government should keep fooling Nigerians to make sacrifices while keeping large number of unproductive personal assistants and ministers.
Politics / Re: Anxiety As Forex Scarcity Halts Petrol Importation by TheAlchemist: 12:09pm On Sep 25, 2023
The cabals are fighting back. The oil industry is a cesspool of filth...
Celebrities / Re: Verydarkman Gives Reasons Why DNA Test Must Be Conducted On Mohbad’s Son by TheAlchemist: 3:31pm On Sep 21, 2023
As long as Mohbad celebrated him as his son non of my business.

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