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Politics / Re: Adams Oshiomhole Gets Into Dance Competition With Children (Video) by TheAlchemist: 8:57am On Dec 30, 2022
Health is wealth. By Nigerian standard quite impressive display from former odo state Gov Adams oshiomole. Even Peter Obi dare not try some of those dance move.
Celebrities / Re: Dj Cuppy Celebrates Christmas With Fiance, She Cook And They Had Funny Nose Wax by TheAlchemist: 11:01am On Dec 26, 2022
From Serena Williams to Florence Otedola aka DJ Cuppy choice, my black strong brothers what is happening, at this rate Teni may go Chinese cry

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Car Talk / Re: NAICOM Increases Third-party Vehicle Insurance From N5000 To N15,000 by TheAlchemist: 8:03am On Dec 25, 2022
Policeman: I did not ask for your particulars, I say show me your insurance papers.

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Celebrities / Re: Marry Someone Who Has Sense - Elsie Okpocha (Basketmouth's Estranged Wife) by TheAlchemist: 6:19am On Dec 25, 2022
Tonto Dikeh will surely add you to her WhatsApp group!
Travel / Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Takes A Ride On A Blue Line Train (Photos And Videos) by TheAlchemist: 5:23pm On Dec 21, 2022
Nice one. It will ease the stress of Lagos commuters on that axis.

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Crime / Re: Femi Olaleye Wife: My Husband Drugged Me Before ‘Raping’ My Niece by TheAlchemist: 10:55am On Dec 20, 2022
With all the available ladies, hookups, this doctor of death was not satisfied, he might even be banging the minor right in the presence of his sedated wife. With such a wicked heart, he may have been sexually abusing his female patients.
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Pays $400 To Young Suya Seller For Suya Worth Less Than $20 by TheAlchemist: 9:30am On Dec 20, 2022
Teach a man to fish and not give him fish not worked for, that is how to uplift the society.
Food / Re: When Last Did You Use Your Money To Buy Peak Milk? by TheAlchemist: 9:25am On Dec 20, 2022
I buy it once in a blue moon. I bought 3 peak Naija version, few days ago with instruction to my wife to hide it from my children. My children take their milo without milk. Please don't call me a bad father. The purpose of the milk is to aid me on nights when I am having trouble sleeping.

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Travel / Re: LASG Announces Completion Of First Phase Of Lagos Light Rail (Marina To Mile 2) by TheAlchemist: 7:54am On Dec 20, 2022
Skty:


Yaribaa, u had to drag ibos into this? The enmity between ibos n yaribas will continue forever... thank God I'm not from either tribe. Jeez! So much hate between d two

Yet they keep marrying each other.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Celebrates His 80th Birthday Party In Washington DC (Photos) by TheAlchemist: 10:23pm On Dec 17, 2022
For your information the cake was baked in Nigeria and jumiaed to US for the occasion, hope that makes you all happy. Happy Birthday your excellency.
Sports / Re: Brittney Griner Makes First Public Statement Since Release by TheAlchemist: 9:39am On Dec 17, 2022
One thing I know for sure Burna Boy will never visit Mother Russia.
Politics / Re: Northern Muslims Blast Tinubu For Calling Allah 'Father' (Video) by TheAlchemist: 1:41pm On Dec 14, 2022
josilcool:
Father of all!
ALL in that context mean everything that exists, both living and nonliving things.. as for me I don't see any big deal here

Deborah saw no big deal, and ended up losing her life

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Education / Re: A School In Onitsha Invited Father Christmas For Fun But It Ended In Tears - Pho by TheAlchemist: 8:35am On Dec 14, 2022
Crystalom5:
Vote wisely

Low life.
Stop making mockery of anybody health challenges.

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Business / Re: Laolu Mudashiru Knocked Down And Killed By Hit-And-Run Driver In Ikoyi by TheAlchemist: 9:54am On Dec 12, 2022
RIP Laolu.
Road rage is real.
I hope the planned 4th mainland bridge in lagos will have dedicated bicycles, motorcycles joggers/ walkers lanes.
Politics / Re: 2023: Tinubu's Allies Worried Over Buhari's Attitude - TV Independent by TheAlchemist: 9:09am On Dec 12, 2022
The election will most likely be manipulated in Atiku's favour...

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Nairaland / General / Re: If You Are Thinking That Your Life Is Hard, Check This Picture And Think Again by TheAlchemist: 9:37am On Dec 10, 2022
Adiob200:
you May not be there yet, but many people want to be where you are...suicide is not the option, crime is also not the option..try again

Suicide is not solely a function of poverty. Suicide can arise from ancestral curses, spell/ voodoo psychological imbalance , depression etc. Affulent people also commit suicide.
Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of MKO Abiola And Kudirat Inspecting A Building Project by TheAlchemist: 9:56am On Dec 05, 2022
yemmit90:


Obafemi Awolowo

MKO Abiola

Now baba Tinubu.

Let see what happen by next year February.

Tinubu the jinx breaker

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Cyril Ramaphosa: South Africa Leader Won't Resign, Says Spokesman by TheAlchemist: 7:48am On Dec 04, 2022
... and Mandela wept.
Foreign Affairs / Re: San Francisco To Allow Police 'Killer Robots' (Video) by TheAlchemist: 8:38am On Dec 03, 2022
iHateFraudsters:


Just pour water on the trobot and that's the end.

Robots that will navigate you sewage system and get the job done.
Science/Technology / Re: Massive Crocodile Ripped Off A Boy’s Head & Swallowed Him In Costa Rica by TheAlchemist: 2:38pm On Nov 30, 2022
As a loving parent you should always consider the most remote possible danger when you are with your children, why take your children into a river that possibly harbors dangerous animals.
Pets / Re: Beautiful Pictures From KCR Dog Walk 2022 In Port Harcourt by TheAlchemist: 9:58am On Nov 28, 2022
This show is anti local content... where is our beloved Ekuke, I cant find bingo anywhere.... NCDMB please take note... we need to grow made in Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: NNPC Petrol Price Without Subsidy Is ₦‎400/Litre – Marketers by TheAlchemist: 8:26am On Nov 28, 2022
oneMalik:
It wouldn't last forever so we ain't shaking !

With DANGOTE refinery loading , everything is coming back to a point .

Others are building refineries no matter how small to support the nation .

Most of our fuel { criminal } importers should be ready for retirement soon .

God bless Nigeria !

The critical supplies for the maintenance of Dangote refinery are all imported, the Indians have Dangote were they want him.
Politics / Re: NNPC Petrol Price Without Subsidy Is ₦‎400/Litre – Marketers by TheAlchemist: 8:24am On Nov 28, 2022
tabaralph:


Useless country with useless NNPC and clueless leaders, what stop them from fixing all the Nigeria refineries and private them , then encourage private companies to build modular refineries, no they won’t do that because of corruption, the few modular refineries licensed few years back are being frustrated to the point of abandonment, I told people and am saying this again that by the time dangote refinery finally start production next year, a litre of petrol will cost at least N500 naira

If Dangote refinery is efficiently run N500 per liter, if it is not N1000 per liter.
Sports / Re: Donald Trump's Family Pose With Kylian Mbappe In Qatar (Photos) by TheAlchemist: 8:10am On Nov 28, 2022
[quote author=naijapikin2 post=118738204]Just imagine that title.. "former first family"...
May your status never diminish to the point of causing your yesterday to be better than your today.

I'm not expecting the trump's to be in power forever but that title seems to imply demotion[/quote

It is thinking like this that turns African leaders to tyrants. They will rather die in power than vacate the sit.... our many families would ever have the honor to he referred to as former first family

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Nairaland / General / Re: I Tend To Lie Unnecessarily. Please Help by TheAlchemist: 10:43pm On Nov 27, 2022
You may be suffering from what is called P.O. syndrome.
Crime / Re: Father 62, And Son Arrested For Gang-Rape, Impregnating Daughter (pics) by TheAlchemist: 5:31pm On Nov 27, 2022
This is beyond madness
Health / Re: Python Bites And Drags Australian Boy inside Pool (pics) by TheAlchemist: 3:42pm On Nov 27, 2022
Only hunger could drive that snake that close to a residential building, they should ensure the child is never left unattended to.
Celebrities / Re: Irene Cara Dies Aged 63 by TheAlchemist: 2:52pm On Nov 27, 2022
RIP Irene you will never be forgotten. May we all use our God given talent to leave a worthy landmark.
Crime / Re: Two Men Arrested For Being In Possession Of A Severed Human Head In Abuja by TheAlchemist: 8:43am On Nov 26, 2022
Human sacrifice sadly still remains part of African traditional belief system we need GOD's divine intervention to break this curse on Africa.
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi Gushes Over His Twin Daughters At The Beach (Photos) by TheAlchemist: 11:33pm On Nov 20, 2022
GOFRONT:
Despite all the beautiful ladies we have in Nigeria here, Mikel still chose to go Marry Russian lady.....

Is Mikel tryna tell me Naija ladies are not marriagable or What??

Only DJ Cuppy can answer this your question.
Romance / Re: DJ Cuppy Engaged To Ryan Taylor (British Boxer) by TheAlchemist: 9:30pm On Nov 20, 2022
Who am I to judge but it would be difficult for my daughter to convince me to let her marry a boxer heavy blows to their heads do cause a lot of them to suffer mood swings.. wishing her good luck on her choice.

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