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Religion / Re: German Church Uses AI To Lead Service To Over 300 People by TheAlchemist: 8:50am On Jul 09, 2023
BornofGod108:
Have they thought of what if it malfunctions as system malware and lack of maintenance could cause AI to malfunction. It can also be reprogrammed to launch an offensive or attempt theft in the church by obnoxious and mischievous hackers.
If the Ministers are tired of doing their ministerial work, let them resign and give a chance to others.

Tell that to pastors running satellite churches broadcasting their various messages to all the branches. Do the GO of such churches not consider network failure, electronic malfunctions that may affect their broadcast messages to their various branches. When technology favours them no problem, but now they say we should put an hold to technological advancements.

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Car Talk / Re: States, FRSC To Share N12bn Proof Of Ownership Proceeds, Says Official by TheAlchemist: 8:46am On Jul 08, 2023
N1k will eventually reach N10k..
The government have taken the docile nature of Nigerians for granted.
We are truly missing Gani Fawehinmi.

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Travel / Re: UK Is Getting More And More Dangerous For Black People As The Days Go By..... by TheAlchemist: 12:35pm On Jul 06, 2023
Don't colour it white, evil is evil.

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Phones / Re: Threads: Ten Million Join Meta's Twitter Rival, Zuckerberg Says by TheAlchemist: 11:36am On Jul 06, 2023
TemplarLandry:
Zuckerberg seems greedy to me. He wants to take it all. He owns Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, now he covets Twitter.

The open secret is finally out Aliko Dangote's blood runs in Mark Zuckerberg No DNA test needed!
Business / Re: Dangote Becomes $20m Wealthier, Maintains Spot As Africa’s Richest Man by TheAlchemist: 5:24am On Jul 01, 2023
MarketDispatch:
I know he is not in government, but I still don't understand why Dangote cannot make it a project to eradicate Almajiri from Kano State by supporting quality education for them.

Food for thought.
Travel / Re: Inside The Ill-fated Oceangate Titan Submarine That Imploded Killing 5 (Pic/Vid) by TheAlchemist: 2:50pm On Jun 27, 2023
obinna58:
Implosion is not an excuse, something big must have caused it, they should tell us what really happened cos science doesn’t fail so easily, even with lots of backups and it’s coming from experts

Something big must have been under there, they’re not explaining to us, they’re hiding lots of things, pressure is not an explanation here
Show us the wreckage, doesn’t have a tracker is not a reason

Ok Moby Dick swallowed the Tian. Mystery solved.
Politics / Re: WAEC Fails To Tender Governor Sanwo-Olu’s Certificate Before Tribunal by TheAlchemist: 2:45pm On Jun 27, 2023
This thing called Technology...

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Politics / Re: Ned Nwoko: I Was Supposed To Be Aboard Missing Titan Sub by TheAlchemist: 9:14am On Jun 24, 2023
Ned do sky diving first...then we will believe this your story...

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Travel / Re: Missing Titanic Sub Likely Imploded In ‘catastrophic Loss’ by TheAlchemist: 10:57pm On Jun 22, 2023
This was not the 1st of such expeditions, why were previous expeditions successful and what led to the failure of this particular mission...most likely negligence during routine maintenance procedures. How could there only be one pilot in the vessel to control the titan. A lot of safety issues were clearly overlooked.

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Career / Re: How The Nigerian Banking System Is Killing Employee Loyalty. by TheAlchemist: 1:22pm On Jun 22, 2023
Loyalty in this day and age..
when you wake up from dreamland let me know..

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Career / Re: How The Nigerian Banking System Is Killing Employee Loyalty. by TheAlchemist: 1:17pm On Jun 22, 2023
Loyalty in this day and age... dreamers every where.
Business / Re: Mark Zuckerberg Reacts To Elon Musk's Challenge For MMA Fight by TheAlchemist: 12:15pm On Jun 22, 2023
phorget:
Otedola go soon challenge Dangote... undecided

Very wrong if there is anybody otedola wants in the ring it is tony elumelu.
Agriculture / Re: Some Success Stories; My Chilli Pepper And Tomato Farming by TheAlchemist: 5:47pm On Jun 20, 2023
I love farming, but my phobia for snake is the major deterrent.

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Politics / Re: Suspended CBN Gov Emefiele Knows Fate July 13 by TheAlchemist: 3:41pm On Jun 20, 2023
All for the insta!
Travel / Re: Lagos Launches Digital Registration For Commercial Motorcycles, Tricycles by TheAlchemist: 10:22am On Jun 20, 2023
lugrae22:


Face out the rubish okada, keke and korope means of transport and introduce transport system that befits a mega city like Lagos
Why will he phase out okada ,he can create transport route for okada and with proper orientation the can function well within the city and if you phase out okada ,what jobs have you created to house jobs and request

We must urgently stop the influx of miscreants migrating to Lagos under the pretext of doing okada business. Improve all inner roads give Lagosians hire purchase deals on keke marwa and korope buses. Okada must be total banned. It is a very unsafe means of transportation, serious government prioritize the safety of their citizens before pecuniary considerations.
Politics / Re: NNPC Grants Dangote License To Import Fuel by TheAlchemist: 11:02pm On Jun 13, 2023
Ezmans:
if that refinery produce fuel this year I will dash you 5 million naira

It will produce imported fuel.
Politics / Re: MC Oluomo Celebrates Son On Graduation From MIT by TheAlchemist: 8:30am On Jun 07, 2023
MIT, wow. Congrats.
Travel / Re: How Much Did You Pay For Transportation today? by TheAlchemist: 1:46pm On May 31, 2023
galadima77:


Dangote be smiling at these figures wherever he is now...I can assure you this.

Sadly this prices are not good enough for Alhaji, for Dangote to smile it needs to hit N1k per litre.

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Politics / Re: The Moment Bola Tinubu Took The Oath Of Office As President (Video) by TheAlchemist: 11:23am On May 29, 2023
The rain stopped then it started again, surely a good sign for President Bola Ahmed Tinubu. Showers of blessings in Lagos, Abuja and other States. NIgeria will surely be fertile and green under his tenure.... Bookmark this page.
Crime / Re: CCTV Captures Delivery Man Stealing Side Mirrors Of An SUV In Ikoyi (video) by TheAlchemist: 10:21am On May 25, 2023
The power of technology to make a nation more secure.
Celebrities / Re: Tina Turner Dies At 83 by TheAlchemist: 8:03am On May 25, 2023
Ykc2:
She want quiet life she went Switzerland to live may her soul rest in peace

With the way Lagos is getting over congested, many of us may soon be seeking our own kind of Switzerland.
Politics / Re: NNPC Resumes Oil Exploration In Borno by TheAlchemist: 6:52pm On May 23, 2023
Another lamba.
Health / Re: Prepare For A Pandemic Worse Than COVID-19 - WHO Chief, Tedros by TheAlchemist: 6:50pm On May 23, 2023
I beg make dem let Dangote refinery start production first oooh.
Business / Re: 21 Facts About Dangote Refinery To Be Commissioned Today by TheAlchemist: 11:08am On May 22, 2023
They should forget eye service and ensure that the refinery is ready to function at optimal capacity so that we will not hear story that touches the heart.
Health / Re: Baby Born From Three People's DNA In UK First by TheAlchemist: 9:50pm On May 10, 2023
Iamicekid:
Was telling a friend about this kind of stuff, genesis of this problem is the fact that when 2 unhealthy people come together, their kids will have one medical condition or the other, if u are a healthy person and ur spouse be person wey dey always sick or have one medical condition or the other is better to call it off to avoid transferring sickness to your offering cause the illness might b stronger than what ur partner has or even come in another different dimension

Sadly life is not mathematics.
Family / Re: Married And Clubbing by TheAlchemist: 7:19pm On May 10, 2023
Is there a business opportunity for clubs strictly for married couples?

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Politics / Re: Osun Civil Servants Jubilate As Adeleke Arrives State’s Secretariat (Video) by TheAlchemist: 5:03pm On May 10, 2023
Too early to start rejoicing
Business / Re: Femi Otedola: Tony Elumelu Has Backstabbed Me Many Times - Premium Times by TheAlchemist: 10:27am On May 10, 2023
Tony can not say he runs an entrepreneurship foundation and be enmeshed in this kind of scandal. I awaits in pastor abiodun fatoyinbo voice Tony's robust response.
Politics / Re: Buhari To Inaugurate 650,000bpd Dangote Refinery May 22 by TheAlchemist: 8:41pm On May 07, 2023
Dangote should have started with a modular refinery first, to get a hands on experience, if he does not get his staffing right for a refinery of such magnitude especially the technical personnel, he may end quickly divesting to salvage his other assets.
Travel / Re: BRT Driver Who Crashed Into Train Arraigned For Manslaughter by TheAlchemist: 12:30pm On May 02, 2023
squash47:
Na wa... That man will definitely spend some time in jail. However, if he doesn't, he might end up getting killed by some angry family members of the victims.
The man really fvcked up. He miscalculated his fast and furious driving.

How many of our politicians that have ruined millions of life have been killed?

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Politics / Re: I'm Disappointed Tinubu Didn't Participate In Abuja Marathon - Sowore by TheAlchemist: 10:09am On Apr 30, 2023
77up:
Sport minister just because he participated in marathon?

He has shown even at his age of 50+ that he is passionate about Sport, running 42k is not a stroll in the park, .... Going forward anybody that wants to be a sport minister must show us his/her sporting resume backed with good academic records.
Politics / Re: I'm Disappointed Tinubu Didn't Participate In Abuja Marathon - Sowore by TheAlchemist: 9:46am On Apr 30, 2023
If truly Tinubu wants to build a government of National Unity based on competence nominating Sowore as minister for Sport is the way to go.

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