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PoliticsRe: Nigeria Can't Continue On This Path: Atiku Condemns Abduction Of Schoolgirls by TheAlchemist: 6:58pm On Nov 17, 2025
Atiku that deleted Deborah’ tweet
SportsRe: US-Based Sprinter, Ufodiama Completes Nigeria Switch by TheAlchemist: 8:04am On Jul 12, 2025
Since Nike, Adidas will not give her an endorsement contract, she has her sight set on GLO and MTN.
BusinessRe: Transport Business: Share Your Experience by TheAlchemist: 10:35am On May 20, 2025
I had taken a loan for a business, when I was informed to invest in the cash cow business called Uber. So I bought a Honda Tokunboh gave it out on HP with a 2 year repayment plan. Please the driver had no money to drop for deposit still agreed to HP to get his commitment. The 1st week he was involved in an accident. Fixed the car, 3 weeks later the car side mirror was damaged in robbery attempt at mile 2. Agreed delivery was N40k. Per week. I was only seeing N15k per week and then other weeks no delivery. The week he delivered N25k the highest he ever did, checked my phone for his movement he had driven the car to Ibadan and back, add all trips done in Lagos all he could give was 25k. Retrieved the car within 3 months sold it off to offset part of my loans. To get a God fearing driver will take the Grace of God.
CrimeRe: Access Bank Staff Secretly Filmed 400 Videos Of Naked Colleagues In Office Restr by TheAlchemist: 5:02pm On Apr 26, 2025
Nothing shocking, some Company Ict personnel have hidden cameras in office guest houses and rest room.
TravelRe: BRT Extortion At Supa Bus Stop (Video) by TheAlchemist: 10:56pm On Apr 14, 2025
What of the extortion going on in the name of vehicle road worthiness certificate in Lagos. I truly miss forever Governor Ambode. He would have put a stop to all this extortions.
SportsRe: Tunde Onakoya To Attempt 70-Hour Chess Marathon Guinness World Record In NYC by TheAlchemist: 3:39pm On Apr 14, 2025
This is totally unnecessary from Tunde. His first record was good enough.
BusinessRe: US Court Renews Allen Onyema’s Arrest Warrant Over Alleged Fraud by TheAlchemist: 8:50am On Nov 13, 2024
Kemi Badenoch... not surprised one bit.
PoliticsRe: Every Nigerian Now Owes About N620,000 According To Debt Per Capita Report by TheAlchemist: 8:03pm On Nov 11, 2024
Now you know why Dangote still they find money.
CrimeRe: Drama As Bus Driver Sets Himself, LASTMA Officials Ablaze (video) by TheAlchemist: 1:09pm On Nov 06, 2024
zumbigbo:
This is how the revolution started in the Arab Spring.
The bitter truth is that any revolution either from the south or the north will eventually lead to a bloody civil war.
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Wins 2024 US Presidential Election - New York Post by TheAlchemist: 9:28am On Nov 06, 2024
Congrats to Mr. Prolife
PetsRe: Police Arrest Owner As Dogs Reportedly Attack Security Guard To Death In Lagos by TheAlchemist: 8:05am On Nov 06, 2024
Owaincouncil:
Hit and run ke. We'll, let proper investigation be carried out.
Hit and Run in an estate, very unlikely.
RomanceRe: Baltazar Sex Scandal: How Did He Manage To Convince The Rich Married Women? by TheAlchemist: 9:00am On Nov 05, 2024
Righteousness2:
There is nothing hidden that will not be Exposed.
Its just a Matter of time...
Funsho Williams and Bola Ige, hope we will get a full revelation
PoliticsRe: Reps Member, Ikwechegh Issues Apology After Assaulting A Cab Driver by TheAlchemist: 9:30am On Oct 29, 2024
He has apologised, the police likely have collected their big brown envelope...case closed.
BusinessRe: Dangote Backs Tinubu’s CNG Drive With N460bn Investment In Trucks, Others by TheAlchemist: 2:56pm On Oct 28, 2024
We need fewer trucks on the road, and more investment in inter state railways.
PoliticsRe: NNPC Weighing Options On PH Refinery As Turnaround Maintenance Falters by TheAlchemist: 2:14pm On Oct 25, 2024
Being referred to as a staff of NNPC, should make one feel ashamed. Ironically it is the hottest job in town. The average Nigerian graduates dream to work at NNpc.
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Trolls Kamala Harris By Working At McDonald's by TheAlchemist: 7:38pm On Oct 24, 2024
All na format. When last did you see Sanwo-olu going to shoprite to lick icecream?
FoodRe: How I Made Alternative Sugar With Date Fruits (video/pictures) by TheAlchemist: 5:23pm On Oct 24, 2024
verifiablefacts:
The same process you use na to rid off the sniper on yams and other foods.
When I buy apple or cucumber, I normally peel the skin off, cant do such for Dates
FoodRe: I Was Shocked To Dumbfoundness When I Got This Akara For ₦400 Today. by TheAlchemist: 1:36pm On Oct 24, 2024
Maobichek:
A kilo of beef is over 6k now hence anyone who want to cook at home must be prepared. The only foodstuff that is cheap now is sweetpatatos, with 500 Naira, you will get a seizable ones.
Thank you for the cheat code to beat T-Pain .. sweet potatoes
CrimeRe: Shop At Oyingbo Market Where Human Parts Are Sold Uncovered By Lagos Police by TheAlchemist: 12:33pm On Oct 24, 2024
I hope one day FIJi will do a sting operation in LUTH and likes, then you will know the Nattion is in a spiritual mess.
FoodRe: I Was Shocked To Dumbfoundness When I Got This Akara For ₦400 Today. by TheAlchemist:
Nigerian is now heading to 2 divide, you are either Rich or Poor, the middle class is going, going, gone....
FoodRe: How I Made Alternative Sugar With Date Fruits (video/pictures) by TheAlchemist:
How do you get rid of the sniper or toxic chemicals that might have been sprayed on the Dates.
CrimeRe: Shop At Oyingbo Market Where Human Parts Are Sold Uncovered By Lagos Police by TheAlchemist: 11:52am On Oct 24, 2024
Eriokanmi:
Oyingbo is a child's play. Go to idumagbo and see things, especially going towards idumota. Those Ilorin guys full there. They'd he the ones asking what you need and if you need them to destroy the life of anyone you don't like.
A popular pastor comes from Kwara.. connect the dots...
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Wants Filling Stations Converted To CNG Outlets, Says Minister by TheAlchemist: 9:46am On Oct 24, 2024
ufotunang:
.. Tinubu is afraid on driving on a CNG gas powered vehicle because he is afraid the CNG gas can explode in his car
DSS will not allow such contraption in Mr. President car. In the age of exploding pagers, the CNG can equally be filled to go kaboom... Rumour has it that it was the A/C gas that they almost use to send Buhari to his grave.
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Shows New BRICS Currency To Replace US Dollar In Global Trade (Photos) by TheAlchemist:
Sadly Putin's attempt to fight a unipolar world is a waste of time.
PoliticsRe: Buy Petrol At ₦‎1,000 Per Litre Or CNG At ₦‎200, Tinubu Tells Nigerians by TheAlchemist: 1:42pm On Oct 23, 2024
AmalaAtiEwedu:
South East Nigeria...
I d only open and operate on Mondays cool
Can you load one trailer load of CNG to Lagos FTZ. I hope payment on delivery is ok. 😁
PoliticsRe: Why Presidents, Governors Avoid Handing Over Power To Deputies — Osoba by TheAlchemist: 9:46am On Oct 23, 2024
Because the President and Governors believe they are above the law.
PoliticsRe: Buy Petrol At ₦‎1,000 Per Litre Or CNG At ₦‎200, Tinubu Tells Nigerians by TheAlchemist: 8:24am On Oct 23, 2024
oloriooko:
Let Tinubu convoy use CNG
Let VP personally embrace CNG
Let senate president personally embrace CNG
Let CJN embrace CNG
Let the speaker embrace CNG
Let all sensors personally use CNG
Let all ministers vehicles use CNG
Let all vehicles in governors convoy use CNG
Then all Nigerians can follow
Safety concerns imagine highway robbers are in pursuit of vehicles to rob, they will rather focus on the car powered by CNG. CNG cars have terrible acceleration. This is why DSS will never allow any senior government officials to use cars powered by CNG.
PoliticsRe: Buy Petrol At ₦‎1,000 Per Litre Or CNG At ₦‎200, Tinubu Tells Nigerians by TheAlchemist: 8:19am On Oct 23, 2024
AmalaAtiEwedu:
if you can't afford 300k you also have no business owning a vehicle
what if ur gear box spoil, or ur engine, or brain box.
u go say u no get 300k to change am?
300k na one time investment to profit on the long run
oya continue d use fuel because of 300k see how far
try d reason logically cool
please location of your CNG plant. I suspect you are a major distributor. grin
PoliticsRe: Buy Petrol At ₦‎1,000 Per Litre Or CNG At ₦‎200, Tinubu Tells Nigerians by TheAlchemist: 8:12am On Oct 23, 2024
Pat081:
[b]President Bola Tinubu has told Nigerian motorists to either buy petrol at N1000 or the compressed Natural Gas (CNG) at N200.[/b]people will think this man is talking sense with what he is saying now ,can he or his VP use it huh Don't let me talk too much
How dare you equate the safety of your live with that of MR. PRESIDENT grin
PoliticsRe: Buy Petrol At ₦‎1,000 Per Litre Or CNG At ₦‎200, Tinubu Tells Nigerians by TheAlchemist: 8:08am On Oct 23, 2024
bitbillionaire:
As far as Tinubu's Nigeria is concern, RIP to Dangote Refinery!

Only aggressive exportation to other countries can safe Dangote Refinery the way things are going as some very powerful forces in and outside Nigeria are bent on frustrating the hell out of them
Dangote simply wanted to Fubara the oil cabal... The Cabals are fighting back.
PoliticsRe: Ban NNPCL, Matrix, Others From Importing Refined Products - Dangote tells Court by TheAlchemist: 2:16am On Oct 22, 2024
phransix2:
In Nigeria nothing like competition na cooperation
you forgot to add the other C, Collusion
BusinessRe: Dangote Refinery Asks Court To Void Import Licenses Of NNPCL, Matrix, 4 Others by TheAlchemist: 7:48pm On Oct 21, 2024
airsaylongcome:
Not holding court for DRL, but have you researched the logistics cost that a lot of people "exalt" like it's a major contributor to the cost of fuel import. It's almost inconsequential if you see the figures
Hmmm

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